#▓ ▌❛ ⋯ VERSE 📨 ◢ plain ol vivi ― tan!!

[unladylikc]

     “Sometimes, I remember the man who had wanted to become a pink disposable pad and wonder what he’s doing now. Like... did he ever achieve his dream of being worn by a woman on her period?”

[unladylikc]

「 macy 」

@unladylikc requested the birthday boy

No matter how unaware he remained to be on any similarities held between himself and the female celebrating the joyousness of the day with him, the chance at going through any sort of life event in a typical manner would permanently be unobtainable for him. He’d never grow to learn how an individual with a neurotypical thought process would think and observe on their twenty fifth year on Earth, but he guessed he didn’t at all mind that when he already felt so blessed to have the highy emotional connections he believed himself to hold with the universe as it was.

“I think it is going to be very cool to be twenty five”, he’d begin sharing with her first. It was a simple line to predate for the endless chatter to follow suit. “The brain is still having to mature into itself when you is twenty four, so twenty five must be when it has stable down into a fully closed up adult brain. Which is how come I studied, felt, and talked on lots of things before today. That way I ensure my brain would be a good one when it got done fully forming itself.”

Mulling information over in his head, he would stop to purse out his own lips as if whatever needed to still be processed into language couldn’t yet do so unless he pretended to physically roll it around his mouth beforehand. Which perhaps may have been just what he needed, because he continued, “I think it is working though, cause yesterday I cried all day over something that was probably real small, but now it is more of a.. Oooo, question. Since you is girl, you can tell me how they think. Like how come one of them doesn’t seem to want to be my friend , but is nice to people that is like me?”

      Honestly, she may be more excited for his birthday than even Muu was, because she had actually bothered showing up with a silly looking party hat. Granted, it was a cheap one Vivian had bought from the dollar store, but still, nobody could say the enthusiasm wasn’t there on her part; regardless, though, she’ll soon find herself nodding along to his next words.

     “Welp, I’m 22 myself, so that would definitely explain why I’m still such an unintelligent homosapien,” Vivian remarks. “Maybe I should be following your example too before I’m halfway there to 30... provided I can cram knowledge not pertaining to my interests, that is. Either way, I definitely don’t doubt you must be smarter than me, Macy!”

     Sure enough, she then frowns when told he had been crying. Before she could ask him who she had to beat up, however, Muu’s next question has her brows furrowing rather pensively and the next thing she knew, Vivian was curling a fist beneath her chin, allowing her knuckles to graze her lower jaw.

     “Hm... by ‘people like you’, I’m assuming she must have meant people that are autistic? To tell you the truth, neurotypicals still remain a mystery to me...” she admits. “Not to mention I’m not like other girls, hence why you should probably take my opinion with a grain of salt, yet were you to ask me... based on my own personal experience, I believe it’s due to women commonly being two-faced.” While she was by no means an expert, Vivian did notice that girls had a tendency of not saying what they mean; therefore, she isn’t surprised Muu encountered someone that... unpleasant.

     “One moment, they’ll be insulting their friend behind her back, then inviting her to dinner the next. For all I know, they may just be pretending to be nice to whoever you’re talking about to avoid angering their family members... or they plan on exploiting them at a later date. See, what society doesn’t tell you about ‘the fairer sex’ is that they can be manipulative and cruel, meanig they may not be what they appear on the outside. Does that make sense?”

[unladylikc]

     “ ...Did anything interesting or life altering happen to you little birdies while I was gone? Honestly, I was so distracted, hyperfixating over beautiful two dimensional men, I forgot everyone else even existed. ”

[unladylikc]

another story awaits @bestninjaclub​ ;;

       “ Thanks for dropping by with my ‘Vivi Deluxe Pizza’ yesterday, Leebo! It was very yummy, ” Vivian informs him. Naturally, by ‘Vivi Deluxe Pizza’, she was referring to her customized order with onions, garlic, mushrooms, and peppers as toppings. “ Judy-puff also enjoyed it too, but I was the one who ate most of the slices; either way, I’m glad I can always count on you to deliver each box safely and soundly! ”

     Granted, those who knew her wouldn’t have found it particularly surprising she ate more than Judith considering she had quite the appetite; still, Vivian felt the urge to express her  APPRECIATION  towards Li, regardless.

[unladylikc]

another story awaits @kiingslaycr​ ;;

       “ ...Whoever keeps calling you ‘short’ clearly hasn’t met me, ” she states while shaking her head. Truth be told, Vivian couldn’t quite fathom how 5′7 was even considered small when she herself stood at only  5′2;  then again, perhaps it was because she was a girl and having a dainty, petite figure was deemed the height of femininity according to society. If you were to ask her, on the other hand, she found that very notion to be rather ridiculous.

     “ It’s probably for the best they didn’t, though, cause I would break their kneecaps if they dared belittle me for my height. Like, just because I’m fun-sized, doesn’t mean I’m not deadly, you know? ” 

[unladylikc]

      “ The devil works hard, but AO3 writers definitely work harder. ”

[unladylikc]

     “Ugh... I feel like I lost a couple gallons of blood from simply my voochie alone.” As of now, Vivian’s too paranoid to get up, for if she does, more blood might seep out of her feminine pad and stain her underwear alongside pants. “Tell me - is there a way to unslant my uterus. so this flesh prison becomes more bearable to experience during shark week?”

[unladylikc]

     “If life happened to be more like a dating sim, then maybe I would actually bothering pursuing a three dimensional man... but reality is disappointing, so they either are gay, already have a hot girlfriend, or I’m not their type; then again, I guess I’m more of an acquired taste, so I don’t blame them for not being attracted to me. Still... I wish there was a cheat code somewhere when it comes to winning someone’s love.”

[unladylikc]

     “ Ah... so this is what a three dimensional boy’s room is like! ” Vivian idly muses while allowing coal black eyes to casually roam her surroundings. “ Say, do you happen to keep those magazines underneath your bed? Not that I’m interested or anything, but I’m... curious as to whether or not you have a fabled secret stash. ”

     Naturally, by ‘those magazines, she had been referring to any scandalous pornographic material men in anime would usually keep  HIDDEN,  but either way, it seemed she has a skewed understanding of what men actually kept inside their bedrooms.

[unladylikc]

       “ To tell you the truth, I don’t actually miss highschool... but the meatloaf my cafeteria served? Oh, it was to absolutely die for! In fact, it was easily the peak of my educational youth... almost better than the two dimensional pecs drawn by a shoujo manga artist herself! ”