#╔hello police I'd like to report a crime╗ [crack]
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Me entering the police station: Hello I'd like to report a hate crime
Police officer: and what exactly happened?
Me: I landed a classmate my book and they opened it so forcefully it cracked the spine!
Police officer:......what??
Me: I would rather they have stabbed me in the lungs with a rusty knife, it would have hurt way less
And evidence of the hate crime
Did I weep? Yes and my heart bleed too
#i know you can barely see it from affar but when I tell you the way I screamed#I'm never letting any of these hoes touch my books ever again there's a special place in hell for these guys#book things#bookish things#bookblr#the cruel prince
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VETRA SLEEPS WITH THAT GROSS LAMP LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
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“ I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON GARRUS. OR KANDROS. ON NIHLUS.
A N Y O N E
VETRA STOP SENDING ME PICTURES! “
#╔she has sent me 1 of kandros and 12 GARRUS AND IT HASNT STOPPED YET╗ [ooc]#╔this is a call out post MY LIFE IS A CALL OUT POST╗ [ooc]#╔hello police I'd like to report a crime╗ [crack]
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