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✨Eugene Fitzherbert is a class traitor don’t @ me ✨

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I'm still alive btw!

I have a lot of asks and most are really old, should I still reply to them??

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My neighbor has a huge garden surrounded by a wrought iron fence and I can see their pomegranates....what kind of mythological fate will befall me if I just scramble over there...?

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Stabbington Brother (to Rapunzel): Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

(Later)

Stabbington Brother: Thanks to your little gesture, she actually believes that the Earth is full of people who are deep down filled with kindness and caring!

Eugene: Well that's absurd, people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

Stabbington Brother: Exactly!

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Start a rumor about my muse in my inbox

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Have you heard of Disney's new TCG Disney Lorcana? Here's all the Tangled cards I could find. I love the art for this game.

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Reblog this if you roleplay or are willing to roleplay on Discord

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I love Ron Perlman bringing the much needed threatening energy to the strike

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Also, pour one out for Mallory's blog

rip

gone but not forgotten

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@runningracingdancingchasing

@contractualsarcasm

I know I've said this before, but it really seems like everyone I used to follow is gone. And I'm just over here like: it must be preserved!

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I know I've said this before, but it really seems like everyone I used to follow is gone. And I'm just over here like: it must be preserved!

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FRIEDA LEPOLD The Moon And Stars Dress if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways  

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✨Eugene Fitzherbert is a class traitor don’t @ me ✨

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I hate when pedantic ay-holes are picking apart the ending of Tangled like:

“oh, so her TEAR brings him back to life, hOw CoNvEnIeNT!”

Like….Yes. That is what happened, you are correct.

I know the obvious answer to this is that her tears restore the prince’s sight in a popular version of the fairytale, but you don’t even have to use that to justify the end of Tangled. LIKE…That’s the conclusion, what do you want? Of course it’s convenient, it’s a feel-good Disney movie, not Mad Max: Fury Road.Did you want her to perform emergency surgery on Eugene*? Or just end the movie with his funeral? Come on.

*If she did, these same guys would still go: oH hOw CoNvEnIeNT, because they just want any excuse to shit on something girls like, and that’s the Stone Cold Steve Austin Truth. 

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Watching Peril on the High Seas and I still love Rowan’s g rated swearing

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Soren doesn’t have any tattoos because he can never decide on what to get, but Rowan has at least one.