#║ talentless wastrel who panders to the masses ║ misc ↦ ;;OOC

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This is false. He would never forget Dandelion’s name because he’s spent half his life yelling “DANDELION FOR GOD’S SAKE” every time his bard does something dumb.

{ Geralt vc: yes, I love my hanse! I love Milf, Reggae, Golem, Dandruff, and Chair! }

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Shockingly, I’m not dead.

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I’m about to post a huge meta post - mostly because the discord chat reminding me of some stuff - and like, I want to be clear: Ferrant is not evil. He is truly amoral and neutral. He does what he’s told, good, bad, or ugly.

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As much as I see and appreciate all the mods to make Dandelion blonde - except Witcher 2, why isn’t there one for Witcher 2 yet??? - why haven’t any of these “lore compliant” mods addressed the scar on his hairline from where he got shot in Baptism of Fire?

Although it’s interesting to note, the way he styles his hair in Witcher 2/3 would cover most of the scar (from his temple to his ear) because I believe it’s on the side where his hair falls into his face.

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@etgramen has introduced me to PEAK Dandelion, complete with curls, a gap in his teeth, and (most importantly) FRECKLES.

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Like for a starter because I’m pretty sure I lost the last one?

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I think the worst thing I (the mun) has ever done is when I decided to kill off Ciri in the base game just so I could have Dandelion at Corvo Biano in Blood and Wine. I chickened out after like an hour and went back and loaded an old save, but like, I thought about it and I feel bad. 

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Who wants to see all the Witcher Sims that I’ve made so far? Because I have put way too much time into this world. And yes I took the time to get the genetics right, so everyone is properly biologically related (the one exception is that Vesemir is actually Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert’s dad and they’re all half sliblings).

I downloaded basemental drugs and now Dandelion’s an alcoholic which is hilarious, because I had been intending to do it eventually, but he did it all on his own. 

They live in Regis’ Cemetary house from Witcher 3 just FYI.

Dandelion’s dad and step mom

Lambert’s facial hair in homage to @thequarrelsome​‘s faceclaim. Also he’s a drug dealer.

Eskel needs a better outfit, all I could find was a weird leather jacket. Lambert and Papa Vesemir are twinning. 

Priscilla and Little Eye live together BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE BESTIES AND JUDGE DANDELION.

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My aesthetic: the ‘I didn’t get no sleep cuz of yall, yall ain’t gonna get no sleep cuz of me’ meme, except instead its Dandelion standing on a table screaming and banging pots and pans about how Witchers have feelings and should be treated as humans. 

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Since I’ve gotten more followers that I’m dying to interact with: have a starter call! I’ll do these when I get home from work tonight/tomorrow/this weekend. 

They’ll mostly be out of context quotes from the book because Dandy always has insane shit to say. 

It’s mostly for people I don’t already have a thread with, but feel free to like it even if we do have a thread (or ten).

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I really wanna write Dandelion having a low with his mental health where he just can’t find the energy to do anything and someone tries to help him. Food for thought, if anyone wants to cuddle a Sad Bard

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In this house we do not accept slut-shaming of Dandelion. Is he a slut? Yes. Is he proud of it? You’d better fucking believe it.

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I made a new mobile header and it’s a thing of beauty.

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Dandelion, showing up to the coup on Thanned with Geralt’s swords (very excited that he gets to be helpful for once) only to find Geralt beating the shit out of Dijkstra who is technically Dandelion’s employer. 

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Let Dandelion be sad and pathetic 2k20. I get so frustrated by the “what if Jaskier was secretly badass” trope because I’m just excited to have a male character who is cowardly and pathetic and likes silks and perfume and baths and is still a well rounded character. He doesn’t have to be traditionally masuculine to be amazing.

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I’m back from the dead and I want threads.