#┋ ⟨ * & . FEATURING : JADE . ⟩
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welcome to my twisted mind
#homestuck#jade harley#dirk strider#vriska serket#caliborn#goddamnit#this was birthed by how i was thinking Abt vriska jade dirk friendship and also how theyre all lowkey davekat shippers but like i cant have#The davekat meetup without featuring homestucks most talented davekattie#Do you like his yaoi paddle#He made it himself#mayvart#davekat#in a way
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He was just trying to be helpful, Jack. I'm sure-
Oh.
#i love jade's quiet chaos#what other stupid stuff do y'all think jade suggested?#a propeller hat?#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#jack howl#twst jack#jade leech#twst jade#cheekindraws#speaking of big day for jade on this account two posts featuring him#meme reference who?
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I wish you all an absolutely Terrible Halloween
As always do not repost or use my stuff yadda yadda spooky month
#ches noddle's art#do not steal/repost reblogging is fine#twst#twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#twst jp spoilers#jade leech#floyd leech#yes I know Floyd isnt in this year's Halloween event#but I had my heart set on doing both tweels for Halloween this year well before the reveal#and the outfits for this year are just#agh so good I cant#it was fun making up an outfit for Floyd based off the other cards#i didnt want to just copy Jade's or mirror it or something#cause the Tweels rarely have the same outfit#really only their uniforms do they wear the same thing#so I tried coming up with something that wasn't just a copy of an existing card#while combining features from the existing ones#i think it's pretty convincing#what do you think does it fit?
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Just had an idea based of one our convo’s!
Jade with a devil reader. The two of them have been trying to out wit each other for hours but then…she made one little mistake and in an instant a chain and collar appeared on her neck.
And the devil sits on the table, a smirk on their face as they “prepare” themselves for a night of fun and to dominate the woman who thought herself to be “oh so clever”.
Never try and outwit a devil.
With (platonic) love, Oxy, “Source of good ideas”
HAHA oh she kinda dumb for this actually
Jade trying to outwit you under the sheer curiosity about what she could do with The Literal Devil if you're binded under clause and contract to her. Ever since you've brought it up to her, the idea of such a powerful entity being reduced to some sort of pet on a (quite literal) leash has her interests peaked. There's no way she'd dare to back off a really good deal, why would she?
This Stoneheart's so self-assured that she could easily make a deal with no issues on her part and satisfaction for the other's side until it's time to pay the price......and that makes the phantom feeling of a cold collar snapping on her neck feel all the more 'worse', and your expression doesn't necessarily make it all better
Oh!! She FUCKED UP!!! It's VERY clear she lost the power struggle and it's evident that she KNOWS it too with the way she's looking at you, her constant mask of mocking indifference actually shattered and replaced with a reluctant fear at the realisation that she isn't the one in control—she is the one trapped. And that all simultaneously turns into some sort of thrill when she does realise that she was playing a far more dangerous game than she thought; perhaps Aventurine had rubbed off on her...
Not like she could ever refuse anything that you give her now either!!! Have her use her hands and her mouth for a much more beneficial reason for the both of you, fill all her holes with your fingers or toys (or if you wanna go the extra mile, tailplay's a thing), tie her up and tease her until she's leaking with the prelude of her many ruined orgasms or overstimulate her until even the slightest touch on now-flushed skin is enough to have her twitching.......
Best part is that not only does Jade seem to enjoy the exploitation, come the next day when the contract's expired and she's set free, amongst her remaining haze (HA) left in her mind by the subspace she was pushed into, she's thinking of whether to try to outwit you again, risk be damned. If she wins, she'd personally love to pull you in by the horns. If she loses?
She doesn't mind feeling 'hopeless' all over again 🥰 gaining more perspective or whatever
#hazy samples!#hazy explicits!#hazy features!#jade x reader#hsr jade x reader#jade smut#hsr jade smut#sub jade#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail imagines#honkai star rail smut#sub honkai star rail#hsr x reader#hsr imagines#hsr smut#sub hsr#hsr women x reader#hsr women imagines#hsr women smut#sub hsr women
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after about 2 years in direct contact with homestuck fans i have this to say: it's good that jade has a dog dick in homestuck post-canon.
this is not for its innate qualities, but because it is so unbelievably reliable as a red flag. people cannot stop themselves from talking about trans women's genitals. like. if someone's first reaction to post-canon is "they gave jade a dog dick" you have my permission to call them a transmisogynist. you will be right about 99% of the time
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Selfshipping!!!
Kissing them rn...
#rangingi in top left corner 🛐#I LOVE BOTH OF THEM SO MUCH <3#dialtown#dialtown fanart#randy jade#phonegingi#dialtown oc#dialtown sona#dialsona#whatever the tag is 😔#dialtown: phone dating sim#dialtown phone dating sim#dialtown phonegingi#dialtown randy#dialtown art#selfshipping#...featuring a can of beer ���#THEY BRING ME JOY I KISS BOTH OF THEM EVERY DAY 🔨🔨🔨#GRRRR MY BRAIN IS DOING BACKFLIPS RIGHT NOW#I'd use all of my money to spoil them they deserve it 🫶
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10 Seconds - Floyd
Author Notes: I'm not gonna lie, I had a lot of fun writing this. This fic was pretty much entirely inspired by a scene in chapter 111 in Akagami no Shirayukihime (Snow White with The Red Hair). After I found out that Floyd and Obi had the same voice actor, the temptation was to great for me to resist. As per usual, reader is gender-neutral. I hope you enjoy!
Type: Fluff/ flirtation/ romance/ kind of spoofy/ Reader does have a pushy admirer so be warned on that note
Word Count: 1890
There was something about persistent wanna-be lovers that made one nervous enough to look to even the most shady sources of help. Including Octaveinelle.
“So this young man has been bothering you for…?” Jade trailed off as he looked up from the glass he was currently polishing to where I sat, right in front of him, at the bar.
“A little over a month now, I think.” I frowned as I recounted the numerous times the Pomefiore junior in question had just ‘happened’ to be right where I would inevitably run into him.
I would be trapped there, having to interact with him and dodging his advances until I was saved by some passerby or thought up a reasonable excuse to leave.
I could’ve gone to Vil for help, considering it was one of his dorm members. But I also didn’t entirely want to put my annoyingly persistent and considerably pushy admirer through quite that much sorrow.
I did, however, want this handled, and me turning him down numerous times as politely as possible simply wasn’t cutting it. Which was why I went to Octavinelle to seek the advice of the infamous tweels. After all, they handled a lot of Azul's issues. Surely they would have advice for handling one persistent admirer.
Floyd let out a low whistle from behind me, causing me to twist slightly to glance at the young man who ought to be sweeping but was now just propped up on the broom’s handle as he shook his head, “Stubborn guy.”
His eyes found mine as a grin crossed his face, and I realized very quickly that I didn’t want to know exactly what Floyd was thinking. That wasn’t really one of his nice grins….
“Come now, Floyd. We can’t exactly blame the poor fool for being quite so smitten with our darling little Prefect, can we?” I almost grimaced at Jade’s teasing tone as I turned in time to catch his mocking, sharp-toothed smile.
“Guys,” I didn’t even bother fighting the whine that slipped into my tone. “I just want some advice. I can’t get him to go away, and I’ve already tried being blunt.”
Jade smiled in an indulgent manner down at me before a frown crossed his face, “I suppose it is rather problematic and concerning if he’s been at it this long.”
He sat the glass down with a tiny clink on the bar as he continued to ponder my plight, “You said he’s a Pomefiore student?”
I nodded, wondering exactly what Jade was thinking as Floyd slipped up next to me, propping himself on the bar, “Should I just scare him off? That’d probably do it.”
Floyd sounded perfectly willing to do just that as he looked at me with that sharp-toothed grin of his before looking towards his brother.
But he was soon frowning in confusion as Jade started to shake his head with a slight frown, “No, if he’s as determined as I fear, then I doubt that would solve the problem for little more than three days.”
That mocking smile appeared on Jade’s face again, even though he wasn’t actually looking at either me or his brother, as he continued, “Besides. Those Pomefiore boys are the schooling sort. Always flitting about in a group. If we tried aggression, he’d just come back with his friends, and that would make things more difficult for you, wouldn’t it, Prefect?”
He looked towards me as he finished, and I nodded glumly, “A squad probably would make it tougher.”
Especially since Pomefiore squads were known to be aggressive. Turning him down in front of his posse could be risky at best.
A chuckle slipped from the vice-housewarden’s lips as he smiled at me, “Now, now. There’s no need to make such a face. The solution is really quite simple, isn’t it?”
I perked up at his words, looking at him hopefully before I frowned once I noticed his grin, “What’s it gonna cost?”
The twins laughed together, their voices joining in a strange harmony that made me tense ever-so-slightly.
“Oh, it’ll be on the house this time. After all, this will be most amusing for both of us.” Jade’s words seemed to surprise Floyd as much as they did me.
Unperturbed by our obvious confusion, Jade leaned forward with an undoubtedly conspiratorial grin. Propping himself on his elbows as he gestured both of us closer with a single flick of his long fingers, “Listen closely…..”
And that was what had brought me to this moment, as I let out a quiet exhale before rounding the corner.
I didn’t even have to worry about setting the guy up. I knew exactly where he’d be.
Propped up on the wall in that careful pose he was always in when he was waiting for me to come and just ‘happen’ to bump into him.
And sure enough, there he was. Leaning against the wall with one arm raised so that he had me slightly caged in from the very second I rounded the corner.
“Prefect! What a surprise,” His perfectly white teeth flashed almost blindingly, and I fought not to gag at the raw amount of perfume he was wearing.
It was a good thing he hadn’t brought his posse; I probably would’ve passed out from the raw amount of perfume that would’ve been in the air.
But I smiled. Pretending to be surprised and not at all frustrated by his persistent, unwanted affections as I carefully went back through the plan that Jade had laid out in my head.
Interact with him like everything was normal while waiting until reinforcements came, and then follow those very simple directions that Jade had given.
So I waited. Awkwardly exchanging pleasantries and smiling up at the young man who now leaned increasingly closer despite how much I would like him to say far away. He was no doubt about to drop some sort of new line that was intended to sweep me off my feet but would be far more likely to make me grimace.
And right as he opened his mouth with a grin that spoke of some very misplaced confidence, I heard the exact thing I’d been waiting for.
“Shrimpy~” Floyd’s sing-song call came from behind me, and I turned so fast that I almost missed the deep frown that appeared at impressive speeds on my admirer’s face.
“Floyd!” I didn’t have to fake my joy at seeing him, though I couldn’t say the same for him considering that Floyd himself looked entirely bored as he looked towards the Pomefiore junior that now stood stiffly silent. Already frustrated by the mere presence of Floyd.
For a brief moment, I was honestly worried about how well Jade’s scheme was going to go over until Floyd’s gaze shifted and his eyes met mine. Because then there was an entire change to his person.
His gaze softened ever so slightly, and his lips twitched up in an absentminded smile as he walked over, all but cooing at me affectionately, “There you are.”
He didn’t stop until he was right next to me, looking down at me, and then I knew the moment of truth was upon us.
I could hear Jade’s amused voice in my head as I braced myself, swallowing as I recalled his words: “Ten seconds. You will need to stare into each other’s eyes for ten seconds. But that’s all it will take.”
Floyd was far calmer than I was as he slipped off his blazer and draped it over my shoulders, blocking the cool breeze that came through the open window.
His voice was quieter than usual, though still playful as he spoke, “There you go; can’t have you getting cold.” And that was my cue that we were beginning.
One.
My hand reached up to tug his oversized jacket a little closer around my body, and my hand brushed lightly against his fingers that lingered at my shoulders.
Two. Three. Four.
I twisted just a little bit more so that I could look at him better as his hand slid down my arm so that his arm was wrapped around my shoulders.
Five.
It was already getting sort of awkward to keep staring for this long into Floyd’s mismatched eyes for this long. But now I was beginning to think more about the color of his irises than the actual situation we were in.
Six. Seven.
One was a yellow color. Not a sickly yellow, but rather it was a warmer color that made me feel oddly safe considering the young man I was looking up at. The other eye was a surprisingly gentle olive that was also welcomingly familiar and spoke of how, in certain moments, Floyd himself could actually be quite gentle.
Eight. Nine.
I could feel numerous people staring at us, and I was fairly certain that one of them was definitely Jade. He was probably utterly delighted by how uniquely embarrassing this really was. Because even though I’d been prepared to feel a little self-conscious, I hadn’t been expecting to be this flustered. Especially since it was just Floyd….
Ten.
Floyd’s smile grew by just a fraction, and then he blinked, “I reckon I’ll see you later. I know you can’t miss your class. Good little student that you are~” He let go of my arm with an affectionate squeeze as he continued to look down at me. But this time with amusement in his gaze and a teasing lilt to his voice.
I swallowed down my overwhelming shyness as I looked away, blinking as I attempted to force my recovery by focusing on his teasing.
But even then, my voice wobbled as I quipped back, not quite able to look back up at him, “Unlike you, I actually have to study to keep my grades up.”
Out of my peripheral vision, I could tell he was fully grinning now, “Aww, if you ever need help, you can just ask. If you're nervous about Azul, I can help you out.”
He leaned down and into my line of sight so that he could wink at me, and I let out an exhale. Reminding myself that this was Floyd I was dealing with. Not some incredibly romantic male lead who was here to sweep me off my feet and actually be successful.
Which brought me back to my admirer, who was still standing there, staring in open-mouthed shock.
“Ex- Excuse me, I lost track of time with Floyd and really do need to get to class now,” I was still flustered enough that I stammered slightly before I flashed him an apologetic grin before I trotted off.
As I fled the scene, I passed a chuckling Jade and mouthed a quick, ‘Thank you,’ before hurrying on. Attempting to outrun the oddly shy sensation I now felt at the thought of being near Floyd and entirely missing what happened behind me as I fled the scene.
“You haven’t gotten anywhere in a month, and it only took me ten seconds.” So saying, Floyd glanced down at the Pomefiore student, who almost immediately puffed up with indignance that quickly deflated as Floyd grinned in a way that perfectly displayed his too-sharp teeth.
“You might as well just try somewhere else, ‘cause you aren’t going to be stealing Shrimpy away from me anytime soon.”
#Twisted wonderland x reader#Floyd x reader#Twisted wonderland imagines#briarvalleyarchives#Floyd leech#Disney TW#twst#Twisted wonderland#gender neutral reader#fluff#romance#flirtation#featuring Jade#The tweels probably had to much fun here#Floyd x you#Floyd x y/n#Floyd Leech x reader#Twisted wonderland x you#Twisted wonderland x y/n#twst x reader#twst x y/n#twst x you#mywritings#octavinelle#inspired by scene from akagami no shiraukihime#it-happened-one-fic#Disney fanfiction#pushy pomefiore guy#fanfiction#fanfic
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out of my dreams of stuff to add/change in FR, which would you like the most?
#g postin#polls#i tried yaaay :3#not featured: FIX THE STRAY PIXEL ON F FAE JADE ROUNDHORNS PLEEEEASE
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draw my best girl peril
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
#thanks so much for requesting her i despise my old peril design and really wanted to rework it#also gave her some rainwing features (mostly the frills) bc i think it's a wasted opportunity for her to not have that#digital art#mag art#wof#wings of fire#peril#skywing#request#answered ask#rose-icosahedron#silly-seer#headshot#jade winglet
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Finished the whole broken little family! I hadn't finalized their designs up until now, but heres Sly's parents Dodger and Jade, eventually I should draw his two other older siblings!
#cautiously optimistic as my hands are slowly getting better from rest!#so testing it out a bit#putting this on queue#Ascended#Sly Bastion#Dodger Bastion#Jade Bastion#its just boring 3/4 because i was really trying to focus on the reference aspect of it for myself#so I dont have to guess when i draw them again#wanted to focus on how sly inherited both parts of his parents facial features like jade's high cheekbones and dodgers eyes etc#if they look young for having a 30+ year old thats because they are despite being in their late 50s close to 60s their race lives up to be#around 120 average#a lil more a lil less depending#so yeah Sly's great grandparents are still alive as well
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How goes John and Jade?
JADE: we live really different lives, he lives all the way in prosipt with jane. i liked her too!!
JADE: its been a long time since i’ve lived in prospit, or since i’ve seen the others
JADE: i miss jake :((
#i haven’t thought about these two much yet bc they dont feature until later#but they are so fun look at them i love them#derse/prospit royalty au#homestuck#homestuck ask blog#homestuck fanart#kingdomstuck#ask blog#jade harley#john egbert#jake english#jane crocker#digital art#digital painting#procreate illustration#procreate art#procreate drawing#procreate#digital drawing#digital illustration#homestuck art#homestuck au
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What y'all know about ninjago dunmeshi au
What y'all know about Kabrumi
#I freehanded most of this but I did trace the like facial features#I'm cooking something here okay bear with me. I might get really annoying about this in the next few days smiles serenely I have a vision#ninjago#lego ninjago#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru of utaya#harumi jade
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The one who supports women’s rights and women’s wrongs
#lmk queen mother of west#lmk queen mother west#lmk xiwangmu#lego monkie kid#tbh the research was superficial - I just wanted to draw her w/ Blaschko lines and then it became this#also manifesting her to be featured in the series maybe taking the throne#the dress is based on Jade Emperor's outfit (cuz why not make a spouse combo) & PIF's dress (cuz mythology) + Celestial troops#tsats draws#манки кид#Использую русские теги фандома - не��иданно
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Now that you mention BG3, now I’m thinking DND.
Like imagine Jade with a Mind Flayer S/O who reads mind and gives her tips on how to secure a deal. Or Black Swan with one, offering to give her a glimpse in the realm of Psionics for a…”price~”
Hold on lemme cook now. Brain go brrr
The way that a mind flayer wouldn't even really need to be beside her for the telepathy to work which is a good thing bc can't be scaring clients off 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ and when there's no more use for the client/they've broke the deal, instead of Jade having to do the dirty work she just lets you eat their brains for food 🤷♀️ just be careful of getting blood on her clothes though cuz it's a PAIN to clean off
Black Swan with her penchant for going into things she probably shouldn't ah yes 😭 she's both immersed AND overwhelmed from the sheer feedback and she doesn't know whether to be shocked or amazed BUUUT really she asked sooooo can't blame YOU for giving her what she wanted. After that then really all that's left is for said price which 😊😊😊😊
HAAHAHAHAH
#hazy samples!#hazy features!#jade x reader#hsr jade x reader#black swan x reader#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail imagines#hsr x reader#hsr imagines#hsr women x reader#hsr women imagines
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MERA THAT NEW CEO AZUL….IS THERE A SEQUEL FOR IT PLS TELL ME THERE IS A SEQUEL
NO SEQUEL (YET)……. truthfully, I just wanted to write scummy tako making you strip for a job. He’s the worst!!!! >_< so mean and gross and horrible… although The Vision for the sequel is that you start working for Azul and at some point he definitely fucks you in his office. orz Jade’s also there to give you even more psychological damage by getting you into situations that threaten your position (he fucked you in Azul’s office once and Azul didn’t really like coming back to that. Truly a greedy tako,,, Jade can’t have nice things). T_T the fish are bullies!!!!!!
Floyd’s somewhere in this au…….. perhaps not working at the office. The range of professions for Floyd varies from criminal to mafia boss to café barista to tattoo artist to anything else you can think of. Maybe he has a soft shoujo romance with you when you meet him. It’s the tako and the other eel who are bad apples. D:
#twisted chit chat#aaa but i also want to write something for new years jade :D#it will either be very cute shoujo or very depraved but one consistent feature is arranged marriage
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Jade… but what if she had more dog features?
#jade harley#homestuck#john egbert#dave strider#davejade#more so implied… I guess#it could’ve been more dog features… but we weren’t ready for it during that time :(
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