#〈⋆»out of character«(ᶠᵘᶜᵏ─)

[blue2black]

HAZBIN HOTEL BLOOPERS:

BONUS (1 & 1/2)

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Vivziepop: Don’t get me wrong; I love working with these people. Really, I do.

Vivziepop: But for the love of everything that is unholy if they make one more Snapcube, Sonic Dub reference…

*Vivziepop, sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose*

Vivziepop: I will go to hell for murder.

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HAZBIN HOTEL X SNAPCUBE

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(Husk and Alastor fight scene)

Alastor: *sighs dramatically*

Husk: 🫤? *thinks Alastor is improving*

Alastor: I miss my wife, Husker…

Husk: Oh—haHA! 😂 *tilts his head back*

Alastor: I miss her a lot 😭

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(Lucifer punches Adam scene)

Lucifer, wired up in the air to appear like he’s flying: I have to contain you in here.

Adam, also wired up in the air to appear like he’s flying: What??

Lucifer: Your—*giggles*—your fart smells so bad… 😆

Adam: Wait, it wasn’t me!

Adam, being dropped: YOU SMELT IT THEREFORE YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DELT IIIITTTTTTT!!!!!

Lucifer, covering his smile: 🤣

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(Vox calms down Valentino scene)

*Vox, coming up from the elevator*

*elevator dings and opens* Vox: 😏

Vox: My dusty bitch senses told me-

Valentino: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT- 😂 *throws drink*

Director: CUT! Both of you—WHAT THE HELL??

*Valentino and Vox laugh their asses off*

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(Valentino hits Angel scene)

Director: (3…2…1) Marker.

🎬

Director: Action…!

Angel: Val, I didn’t-

*Valentino “hits” Angel* Angel: OW—Val—!

Valentino, holding Angel by his scruff: Shutthefuckup—SHUT THE FUCK UP! EVERYBODY’S FUCKED MY WIFE *laughs*

Angel: *laughing out of confusion* WHAT?!

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(Lucifer in battle scene)

Lucifer, at the edge of the hotel’s roof: GOIN’ UUUUUUUUP!!!

Lucifer: *jumps off*

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*Velvette and Carmella laughing*

Carmella: Wait—waitwaitwaitwaitwait. *smiling*

Velvette: *wheezes* 😆

Carmella: Okay—go ahead. *holding up the angel’s head (fake)*

Velvette: Hey! Give that, that looks really scrumptious! *trails off giggling*

Carmella: 🙂

Velvette: (ಡ 艸ಡ) *barely holding it together*

Carmella and Velvette: …

Carmella: No.

*Velvette and Carmella break out into wheezing laughter*

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(Alastor breaking Vox’s spy camera scene)

Alastor: *picks up camera* HaHA…you’re going to have to do better than that.

Vox: Why are you on the same line as the VILLAIN LI- *Alastor breaks the camera*

*BTS crew bursts out laughing* Alastor: *walking out as if nothing happened*

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(Alastor takes Charlie to Cannibal Town)

Alastor, while linking arms with Charlie: And here we are!

Charlie: Cannibal Town?

Alastor: No.

Alastor, in all seriousness: Welcome to tilted towers.

Charlie: *chuckling*🤦🏻‍♀️ I know you did not just mess up this whole scene on purpose to make that fucking joke. *Director: CUT!*

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(Alastor introduces Charlie to Rosie scene)

Alastor: This is Rosie! One of the most darling, daring and dangerous overlord on this side of the Pentagram! *Rosie bows politely*

Rosie: *raises herself back up to face Alastor and Charlie*

Alastor: … :)

Charlie: …? •-•

Rosie: … “:)

Rosie, resiting what Alastor told her to say: We get so tilted at the towers-

*Alastor wheezes* Charlie: OH for fuck sa-

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Vox *trying to fix Valentino’s coat for him before the start of a scene*

Valentino: I got it, Christian, geez! 😖

Vox: I’m just trying to help you, god damn!

Velvette: Hey, can you two stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my nonexistent dentist. 😌

Vox: AhHA! Oh, funny that Lilli, yeah.

Vox: 😒🖕🏻

Velvette: Û🫦Û🖕🏾

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(Pentious and Cherri at the club scene)

Cherri: Why would we have sex?

Pentious: Why-

Pentious: *laughs at his idea* Why are your tits one polygon— *breaks off wheezing*

Cherri: PFF—HAHA! 🤣💥💥 *bangs on the table*

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Husk, running around behind the scenes: HAHA, HAH HAH--

Husk: *jumps up* ONE! ☝🏿😄

Vaggie, witnessing it all: ᵀʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁱˢ ʰᵉ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ…? 😆

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(Discussing theories with Alastor and Lucifer 😃)

Alastor: Do you think it's Lilith?...the one who leashes my character.

Lucifer: Ehh, I think it's possible at least.

Lucifer: It feels a little too obvious.

Alastor: Some of the fans add a little more spice to it.

Lucifer: Spice?

Alastor: 😗

Lucifer: 😐

Lucifer: Ew.

Lucifer: You stole my wife, Alastor?

Alastor: Haha! 😆

Alastor: How do you think Lucifer would feel if that happened?

Lucifer: Oh--I don't know Amir, how do you think he would feel being CUCKED BY A DEER?!

Alastor, laughing: I KNEW a reference was coming!-

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(Angel calming Niffty in the club scene)

Niffty: Shut up shut up shut up shut up...

Niffty: Shut up.

Niffty: SHUT UP.

Niffty: SHUT UP!!

Angel, holding her up: Kimiko, no one's saying anything... 😭

Niffty: I'm improving, do me a favor and play along. *flaps her hand in Angel's face*

Angel: But you're just copying-

Niffty: SHUT UP!

[crpygrls]

chloe yearns for physical affection

[drugstoreglitter]

            honestly, i haven’t written here in ages and it’s giving me hives.... i’m at a massive block mentally in terms of writing, i just look back at stuff i wrote months ago and go.... o shit. i cannot sentence any more? i’ve been writing in some groups but need something a bit more introspective and developed to really get to the heart of my characters.          basically, my creativity’s been really stifled, but i think the way through that is to just, keep myself writing, y’know? so pls pls pls, if you’ve ever wanted to write with me and are willing to put the effort into a meaningful / fleshed out character connection hit me up with a message ! or alternatively, link me to some mumu’s or rpgs that could get me back into the flow.  lots of love xo.

[deadmaynever-blog]

also real talk whats up w tumblr saying “We’ll save your url for you incase you change your mind” when you change it... but then it just lets another blog take it immediately? like i rlly thought it meant i would have to wait 24 to reclaim deadmaynever but i guess not? 

[chijouku]

TAGS !!!

VERSES.

━ ☆ ‘ ( &.  ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ | out of character . ) Blu speaks  ❜ !! ━ ☆ ‘ ( &.   ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɴᴏ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ | i . main verse . )  ━ ☆ ‘ ( &.   ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ yᴏᴜʀ ꜱʟᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴜꜱʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ | ii . dark era . )  ━ ✯ ‘ ( &.   ɪ'ʟʟ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀy ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴋɪʟʟ yᴏᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍy ᴏᴡɴ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ | ii . beast au . )

GALLERY.

━ ★ ‘ ( &.   ꜱᴛᴜᴩɪᴅ ᴍᴀᴄᴋᴇʀᴇʟ   ) Visage. DAZAI OSAMU.  ❜ ━ ★ ‘ ( &.   𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒖𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏  ) Visage. ❜ ━ ★ ‘ ( &.   ʜᴇʟʟʜᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴅᴏɢ  ) Visage. AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE.  ❜ ━ ★ ‘ ( &.   ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ  ) Visage. NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI.  ❜

MISC.

━ ✫ ‘ ( &.   𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆  ) musings . ❜ ━ ✫ ‘ ( &.   ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵈⁱᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ  ) dash commentary . ❜ ━ ✫ ‘ ( &.   𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒚?  ) Ask&Memes . ❜ ━ ✫ ‘ ( &.   ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ʷⁱⁿᵉ !?  ) crack tag . ❜  ━ ✫ ‘ ( &.   ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ꜱᴏʀʀᴏᴡ  ) headcanons . ❜ ━ ✫ ‘ ( &.   ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴩ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ  ) queue. ❜

SHIP TAGS.

    ━ ✯ ‘ ( &.   ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟy ᴀ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀy ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴩ 𝒔𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 ♡ )  Dazai & Chuuya / nullcfied . ❜    ━ ✯ ‘ ( &.   ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ 𝒅𝒆𝒃𝒕 ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴩᴀy yᴏᴜ  )  Dazai & Chuuya / theholylight . 02 ❜ 

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[diivinefool]

good morning i will actually kill a man for wus

[taliswho]

( tag dump! ) pt. 2

[novamelt]

   i just have a lot of muse for muses that require an exceptional    amount of plotting to write with, or are generally not a favorite    of the community, so i’m over here buzzing with muse but unable    to even BEGIN.

[stantcn-blog]

hey guys !! prolly wont be on a ton today bc.... it’s my birthday. ig

who knows i might be back by like 6:30 and just want to curl into a ball forever we’ll see. anyways !!! stay warm !! drink ya water !!! love u all !!!

[hclcnc-blog]

i wrote up some wcs for helene but honestly am open to just about anything. she’s just lacking plots so like this and i’ll come slide @ you home slicess,,,,

[hellwalking-blog]

OOC: I forgot this computer doesn’t have my icon settings on it, so I have very limited icons for a bit. I’ll try to get the responses I do have done, but might wait on some for icon making.

[crpygrls]

chloe price and relationships, a tragedy;

chloe wanted so badly to enter a relationship with rachel, who at the time didn’t want that sort of commitment. chloe knew rachel had flings with other people but had foolishly convinced herself that she was important to her; thus beginning the absurd need for validation.

she falls way too easily. the littlest things win her heart. just calling her beautiful in the mornings would be enough to make her heart flutter, because despite what she says, she IS a sucker for romance.

she is NOT into poly relationships solely because she doesn’t understand the concept of loving two people equally. she’d feel like she’s always competing and when it took so long just to get where she is, she just gets sick of it.

[twinwitched-archive]

i just :)) want :)) my url BRAND OF HERJAGUARSKIN BACK GDI.

[idyllicwonder]

✰okay✰

✰a/n✰ — god. this idea has been living in my head rent free for so long i don’t think i can express how HOT this is to me. NOTE: the characters in this are set to be in their freshman year of college, or in other terms, 18. — 

✰ includes ✰  

— Izuku Midoriya —

✰ genre ✰

— smut//NSFW —

— f!reader / reader is described as having a vagina —

✰ warnings ✰ — humping, pussyjob/ cumplay / praise kink / “baby” pet names / swearing / clit play / first times / some insecurity regarding relationship dynamics —

✰ part 1  ✰ part 2  ✰

He knows about kinks- trust him. He’s well aware. But there’s a difference between knowing and actively participating in...well, you know.

He met you in his first year at college, and very quickly, you two hit it off, bonding over your mutual love for the old cartoon show and comic series, All Might: Plus Ultra! 

He’d never experimented in High School, quite literally mortified by the prospect of allowing others to touch him so intimately. So when he finally does have a partner to try things out, he’s excited.

Until he’s literally too nervous to function. It’s cute, and when you both look back on your embarrassing teen years, you laugh at the uncomfortable times. But in the meantime, it was... just awkward. It takes some getting used to all the heavy petting and figuring out what grip is too tight or too loose. Sometimes you two have to stop because one of you can’t help but feel overwhelmed by the other’s touch or heat. 

One night, though, Izuku asks you to consider something. He’s curled into your arms, his own arms wound around you, head resting on your chest. You, of course, agree, stopping the light petting motion one of your hands had settled into in his hair. He shifts so that he can look you in the eye, face still nestled into your chest. As he speaks, though, he quickly ducks his chin back down, and his question is muffled. You grin bemusedly down at him. 

“Izu, I can’t hear you if you keep hiding like that.” You laugh, shifting so that he had no choice but to speak normally. Izuku huffed, cheeks a cute blotchy red. 

“I asked if you’d let me...mnn..ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜ,ᶜᵘⁿᵗ.” He mumbled, mouth barely moving. Your breath hitches quickly, humor draining out of you. He must’ve seen your expression change so quickly because he’s pulling away from you and rambling in seconds. 

“I mean, of course, if you don’t want to, that’s okay! I was just wondering if you’d be okay with it, is all, you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to, haha.” He’s twitching in the way he does when he’s nervous, hands motioning to pop knuckles that have already been popped. 

“Izuku...I don’t think I’m ready for, uh, anything to go...Inside, you know?” You muster, cheeks burning. Your hands clenched tightly from where they lay at your sides. Was he..unsatisfied? You couldn’t help the discomfort churning in your stomach. You’d both agreed that penetration was something you’d wait longer for, but maybe he’d changed his mind?

“Huh?” Izuku’s short hum of confusion caught your attention, and you quickly looked back up to your boyfriend. He’d tilted his head, green curls askew and face pinched in confusion. 

“Oh! I’m not asking to, um, make love to you, angel! I was, uh…” He squirmed again, clearly not finished. Still, you felt the uncomfortable knot in your abdomen unravel quickly at his clarification. What was he asking, then? 

“’S askin’ too...ʳᵘᵇ ᶦᵗ...ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ,” He mumbled, melting back into your arms to hide his face again. You frown, still perplexed by his suggestion. 

“Like grinding?” You asked, hand automatically combing through his fluffy curls again. He hummed, pulling his phone out of his shorts pocket. 

“I’ll just uh, show you.” He quickly typed away at his screen, a red flush tinting his ears and neck. You wait patiently, and eventually, he presents you with his phone, not making eye contact. You take it gently from him and press play on the video he had pulled up. Almost on auto-pilot, you tap the small full-screen button on the corner and lower the volume in case the footage starts off loud. 

You watch as the male pulls out his dick, and confusion continues to fill you as he nears the woman, splayed out on the bed and laid bare. Izuku had said he didn’t want to go in, right? So why was the man…

Oh. 

You suddenly understand what Izuku wanted, and the pure visual sends a jolt of heat down to your core. You can’t seem to stop watching the video, as the man continuously nudges the head of his cock against the girl’s clit, sending her whining and squirming while he held down her hips- 

You click off of the video, lightheaded. Quickly, you close the incognito tab and hand Izuku back his phone. 

“Uh- okay.” You say dumbly, nodding slowly. Izuku stops fidgeting so harshly and stares back at you with wide eyes. 

“Okay?” He parroted, climbing closer toward you again. He rests one of his warm hands on your hip, thumb rubbing circles into your covered skin. Your breath hitched, hand coming up to rest on the back of his neck as he came to a stop, perched above you with a knee pressing lightly into your core. 

“Okay,” You sighed against his lips, pressing your bodies in a way that was so unfamiliar yet felt so horribly right. Izuku’s frame was warm, sending butterflies into a frenzy in your stomach at the feeling of his hands running up and down your thighs. 

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[deadmaynever-blog]

   thank u for supporting my dumb ass, everyone.

[chijouku]

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