#⋆ㅤi need a human's touch — in character

[mettatoniic]

mettaton receives a letter with a single blue lipstick mark on it and a bracelet made of crystals, from a big fan!

This shade... Mettaton idly traces a thumb over the bracelet he'd discovered along with the letter. So ominous... So vague, how scandalous...! The suspense...!

" OOH MY, HOW AWFULLY MYSTERIOUS. "

Flipping the bracelet in his hand, rolling one of the crystals between his index and thumb - he's turning his attention back to the lipstick shade. This shade in particular...

" IF MY READINGS DETECT CORRECTLY... COULD THIS BE THE ICONIC SHADE CORAL BLUE NO. 2? "

In this economy?! What kind of big fan of his would be sporting such an outdated shade?! Unless...

" OH... WAIT. NO. 5... WELL... "

Ooh yes, it's all coming together now. Screen flashes blue and yellow, reading his chuckles. Finally, he's putting the bracelet on his wrist. He likes how it shimmers (reminds him of home, almost).

" WELL, WELL, WELLY, WELL, WELL... "

[mettatoniic]

SCOOPS HER HUSBAND UP INTO HER ARMS TBH 🥺🫵❤️

Ooooh, everyone wishes they were him right now (that's all the time but ESPECIALLY right now). " OOH my, my!! Hello there tall, dark, and sexy! ♡ " Yup, he's looping an arm around her neck and smacking a kiss on her cheek whilst popping a heel for more dramatic flare.

[mettatoniic]

❛ the nonsense has escalated ❜ (jsjdjghdj they would definitely judge pta moms together or something--)

" Escalated and astounding. Almost as nonsensical as the fact that Frisk asked me to "stand down" during this tryout. I don't see the harm in putting Sandra over there in her rightful place...! " Rightful place being Mettaton mouthing off at the last event because some people can't keep their little womb-monsters contained unlike some distinguished monsters around here. How about that for irony?

" Listen, I'd keep an eye on that one over there. My hands may be tied but I caught one of them using itching powder at last year's show. I play dirty, darling, but not that dirty. "

prompt / accepting

[mettatoniic]

breaks it down in your inbox. DANCE WITH ME METTATON DANCE WITH ME.

" Darling, I don't think you realize what you're putting yourself up against by saying that. " you forget who was the one wiping the floor with a human's face at one point when it came to killing it on the dancefloor (they were a true team player, all things considered)!

But is he really going to turn down a scientist's proposal to boogie? Hardly not. Shrugging, he's joining in on breaking it down with an arm shooting out to drag Rick closer. " Hope you can keep up the pace! Don't get shy on me now!! "