#Ⅰ. ‹ sorry mom i’ve been a bad son › / MEME.

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do dex & ashton ...

Name: Damien Woo-Ryder

Gender: Non-binary, uses they/them pronouns. 

General Appearance: Despite chiseled facial features, sharp like Dexter’s, most of Damien is very in-between. They stand a little shorter than Ashton, almost at the point they can claim to be taller than him, with dirty-brown hair and lighter brown eyes. They’ve always got glasses on, since Damien can’t see for shit, with fairly heavy bags under his eyes. The softer the clothing, the better, as Damien is a huge fan of oversized sweaters. 

Personality: Ultimate loner book nerd. Damien is very quiet, mostly preferring to fade into the background rather than stand out. Really, it’s partially because they’re socially awkward to hell and partially because they hate meeting new people. Once you get to know them, they very quickly become the mom friends, forcing their dads to drink water and eat more vegetables when the two of them are in the middle of arguing. 

Special Talents:  Reading and mediating a dumb argument between their parents. Tripping over literally nothing and ending up in the hospital. Cleaning out the entire fridge in three days time. Popping their fangs out literally all the time. 

Who they like better: Dex but that’s because he brought the cats to the household and Damien prefers cats. They still constantly reassure Ashton they love his dog to bits they just vibe with cats more. 

Who they take after more: Ashton because Damien is actually dorky marshmallow fluff. 

Personal Head canon: Damien is actually a huge fan of Dex’s old bands and constantly bugs him to get back together and make new music, much to Dex’s annoyance and Ashton’s amusement. They listen to a lot of weird music so honestly the two of them aren’t surprised. 

AESTHETIC / LOOKS

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just a word to the wisedon't go TRIPPING over your heart

does it feel like falling - alex aiono ft. trinidad cardona

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red hot and DANEROUSyou broke the devil's poor heart

hell’s kitchen angel - MAX

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stella!!

Name: Lorelei Woo-Barnett

Gender: Cis-Female

General Appearance: Known for her model-like physique, Lorelai is lanky and tall like her father, yet lithe like her mother. Standing at a stature of almost six feet, she can easily overtake Dex in heels. She’s got short, dark hair in a bob style, clipped right off at her chin. Her features are easily a carbon copy of Stella’s, with freckles the both of them aren’t how she has. Big earrings are her go to accessory, which always seem to pair well with her five-million denim jackets. 

Personality: Lorelai is deceptive, with a personae of a sweet, good kid but will take the first opportunity to stab you in the back. Not above lying to get what she wants, Lorelai is an opponent you never want to face against in a battle of wits. She’s always thinking four moves ahead, and it always leads to you getting her that Gucci handbag she’s wanted for six months. 

Special Talents: Hiding weapons in innocuous objects. Playing multiple chess matches at once. Aiming shit to directly hit the soft spot in the back of your head. 

Who they like better: Stella, probably. I think she’d find Dex a little too standoffish for her liking and they’d objectively have less to bond over. 

Who they take after more: She looks so similar to Stella they’re often pegged as siblings, but her temperament isn’t really like either of them. 

Personal Head canon: Obsessed with trying to get her cousin to go shopping with her, mostly because she’d like to squeeze him into tight jeans and a cropped turtle neck sweater. Sebastian has somehow always found excuses to not go. 

AESTHETIC / LOOKS

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'cause here in your dark place, in your dark placethe weight is so STRONG, no place to belong

dark place - angel haze

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OTP SEX

Name: Shay Barnett-Woo 

Gender: Demi-boy, uses he/they pronouns. 

General Appearance: Shay inherited his face shape from Sebastian, but ended up getting most of Dex’s features, from his nose to his hair-type. Shay is medium height, taller than Sebastian but shorter than Dex, though they’d give almost anything to be taller. His style is very punk-chic, boots, plaid and yellow are his favorite items. Despite feeling like he paints his nails all the time, they always looked chipped and flaking. Wears glasses but generally has good vision, they just like the style of it all. 

Personality: Somewhat aggressive, but more than not used as a defense mechanism for Shay, he tends to keep people at arms length. They have a low-tolerance for dealing with life’s shit spew, so they often try and avoid their problems rather than deal with them. He’s also fairly sensitive and dislikes being touched, along with loud noises and flashing lights. Quick to pick fights with others but almost never follows though, his bark is worse than his bite. 

Special Talents: Never doing laundry until they absolutely have to. Being able to do a grand total of one trick with a skateboard. Is a better cook than Dex and can make pretty much anything taste great.

Who they like better: Sebastian, because Dex is a little harsh around the edges and Shay has trouble talking with him. Shay feels a lot more comfortable talking to Sebastian about shit and feels he gives better advice.  

Who they take after more: Clearly Dex. So much so, he’s actually pretty tired of people commenting on it. 

Personal Head canon: Will be an animal lover until the day they die, Shay is always able to assemble all the cats in the house like a magnet. Also is a magnet for every other animal out there, so Dex and Seb have dealt with removing small animals like rabbits all the way up to a fucking small bear from their house. 

AESTHETIC / LOOKS

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i always feel like somebody's watching meand i have no PRIVACY

somebody’s watching me - rockwell

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marlowe x dex

Name: Naomi. Just Naomi. Last names are for nerds and people that don’t have multiple arrest warrants on them. She choose her current name mostly because Marlowe and Dex wanted to pick Bellatrix and she didn’t need that train wreck happening. 

Gender: Trans-Woman, uses she/her pronouns. 

General Appearance: Naomi could cut you with her cheek bones, they’re that sharp. She’s mid-stature with a willow-y thin build, which cleverly covers the fact she could kick your ass. Her hair is shoulder-length and her hair always looks like it hasn’t been brushed. Her eyes are a weird hazel-green, which Dex partially blames on his biological father. She’s a big fan of vans shoes and bulky hoodies, along with enough necklaces a rapper would be jealous of her. 

Personality: She’s a badass, and she knows it. Naomi and humility are like oil and water, she’ll gladly brag about everything from punching a creep in the face to conning a guy out of thirteen cents on a head of lettuce. She’s more explosive than either of her parents, when anger kicks in she becomes even more ruthless. Naomi is surprisingly loyal once you earn it, but anyone that doesn’t command it will usually get swift stab in the back. If you break any trust she gives you, you might as well go and pick out your coffin right now. 

Special Talents: Making any outfit look bomb as fuck. Drinking alcohol like it’s Capri-Sun. Can and will hot-wire a car for hilarious pranks. Actually able to wash the cats. 

Who they like better: Dex, she’s a total daddy’s girl. Marlowe might be more fun but Dex will let her have literally anything with a bat of her eyelashes and a pout. 

Who they take after more: Marlowe, she’s inherited their like of ‘pranks’ and various exploits that usually involve someone getting killed. 

Personal Head canon: She and Astrid would be a scary duo and they’d probably get along swimmingly. They could probably get away with almost any crime with both of their skill sets and look great doing it. 

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i'ma FIGHTERwhat do you wanna do now? you a fighter?

fighter - far east movement ft. yoonmirae and autolaser