#‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾good night!☽���･*˚⁺‧͙ oyasumi

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“Hello!”

(bd-Handystand) It's not a town, but a sizeable manor beams with candlelight in the darkness.

the group stops, and as they gaze in disbelief, Corrin throws his comically large JRPG greatsword into the ground in anger.

“GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, ANOTHER MANSION?!?!?”

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“O-Of course..”

🌹-🌙 For Draco

"Oh! Th-thank you, miss! This is really nice, are you sure I can have it?"

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“Oh yeah!”

“They were the ones who brought Iggy if I remember.”

They both suddenly shiver

“....I will never trust a water canteen ever again...”

“How did the fish even get in there?”

“Speedwagon foundation..? Weren’t those the two guys who came from the helicopter?” -Kaló (kalos-absurd-crusade)

“Probably! Are you talking about the trip to Egypt of the Joestars?” at the last part, his eyes enlighten with amuse

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The gang went for lunch :)

[Picrew] always cure my midnight anxiety 

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> H u h

> This isn’t Ancient Greece!

A blue glow is emitting from a bush

J: I know it's around here somewhere.

G: Huh?

J: Ah, there it is! The Snuggly Duckling! You coming?

G: Ah, yeah...

J: Don't worry. Very quaint place. Perfect for you. Don't want you scaring and giving up on this whole endeavor now, do we?

G: Well... I do like ducklings.

J: Yay!!

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J: Garcon, your finest table, please!

G: ( gasp )

J: You smell that? Take a deep breath in. Right through the nose. Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, it's part man-smell and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it smells like the colour brown. Your thoughts?

Sandman: That's a lot of hair...

J: She's growing it out. Is that blood in your moustache? Goldie, look at all the blood in his moustache! Good sir, that's a lot of blood! Oh, you don't look so good, blondie. Maybe we should get you home, call it a day. Probably better off. This is a five-star joint. If you can't handle this place, maybe you should be back in your tower.

Wekapipo: Is this you?

J: Ugh, now they're just being mean.

Magenta Magenta: Oh, it's him alright. Ringo, go find some guards. That reward is gonna buy me a new hook.

Pork Pie Hat Kid: I could use the money!

W: What about me? I'm broke! Get back! Mine!

G: Ruffians, stop!

J: WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!

G: Hey, leave him alone!

J: GENTLEMAN, PLEASE!

G: Give me back my guide! Ruffians!

J: Oh god! Not the nose, not the nose!

( W H A C K )

M: ...

G: PUT HIM DOWN! Ugh, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been dreaming about them my entire life! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?

M: ...

M: I had a dream once. I'm malicious, mean, and scary! My sneer could curdle dairy! And violence wise my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look, and my temper, and my hook, I've always yearned to be a concert pianist!

M: Can you see me on the stage performing Mozart? Tickling the ivories till they gleam! Yep, I'd really be called deadly for my killer show tune medley. Thank you! Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!

All: He's got a dream, he's got a dream!

M: See I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers, like everybody else I've got a dream!

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( distant singing )

V: ...

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Blackmore: I've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes, and let's not even mention my complexion!

B: But despite my extra toes, and my goiter, and my nose, I really wanna make a love connection! Can't you see me with a special little lover? Rowing in a rowboat down the stream? Though I'm one disgusting blighter, I'm a lover, not a fighter! Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!

B: I've got a dream!

All: He's got a dream!

B: I've got a dream~

All: He's got a dream!

B: And I know one day romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it dreaming, like everybody else I've got a dream!

S: Thor would like to quit and be a florist!

P: Gunther does interior design.

Multiple voices: Ulf is into mime, Attila's cupcakes are sublime! Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Gang does little puppet shows!

M: And Wekapipo collects ceramic unicorns~!

M: What about you?

J: I'm sorry, me?

B: What's your dream?

J: No, no, no. Sorry, boys. I don't sing.

All: ...

J: I have dreams like you, no really! Just much less touchy- feely. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny~!

J: On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone. Surrounded by enormous piles of money!

G: I've got a dream!

All: She's got a dream!

G: I've got a dream!

All: She's got a dream!

G: I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!

G: And with every passing hour I'm so glad I left my tower! Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream~

All: She's got a dream, he's got a dream, they've got a dream, we've got a dream, so our differences ain't really that extreme! We're one big team! Call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic cause way down deep inside we've got a dream! I've got a dream, I've got a dream, I've got a dream, I've got a dream!

G: I've got a dream!

All: Yes way down deep inside I've got a dream! Yeah!

Ringo: I've found the guards!

All: ...!

Guard: Where's Rider? Where is he?! I know he's in here somewhere, find him! Turn the place upside down if you have to!

J: Ha...

M: Psst, follow this tunnel. Go. Live your dream.

J: I will.

M: Your dream stinks. I was talking to him.

G: Thanks for everything.

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W: I believe this is the man you are looking for.

Mista: You got me!

Guard 2: Sir, there's no sign of Rider!

( NEIGH )

Guard: Valkyrie!

( SNIFFING )

( GRUNTING )

Guard 2: What's he doing?

( NEIGHS IN TRIUMPH )

Guard: A passage! Come on men, let's go! Conli, make sure nobody gets away!

V: ...

Mista: I've got a dream, I got some dreams! I- Oh! Somebody get me a glass! Cause I just found me a tall drink of water!

V: Oh, stop it, you big lug. Haha... Where does that tunnel lead out?

Mista: Knife...!

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She’s scared but ready to fuck shit up

((Picrew time! Make your muse below and reblog with the results!))

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[accidentally used stand to mimic Kamon’s appearance]

“M-My names Oyasumi....b-but it’s not that c-cool of name...”

“It’s actually just the Japanese phrase for good night....”

“S-So...Y-Your name is K-Kamon? T-That’s a nice n-name....” -Oyasumi (Kalos-absurd-crusade)

Transcript: Kamon with a wink replies to the nervous individual's comment with his upbeat flirty reply, “My name is nice, but I bet yours is much nicer!” In a quieter tone of voice, he mentions, “Its Thai and means 'heart and mind', just a fun fact.”

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“Hmph, no way are we not gonna help!” A fire ignited in his eyes, already getting into a battle position “Y-Yeah!” “actuallycanwegetasecondoptiononthis?” Suga chuckled, joining the others by Celari, “Oh? is the big strong barbarian scared of some thugs?” “Wh-I ain’t a fucking coward!” “Then sword up or shut up.” finally they all turn to Kane, who groaned and begrudgingly walked over to them

Spoke too soon about the quiet peaceful forest stroll, surprise full grown women flying into a tree truck not even 5 feet in front of the group. [@daily-rubbersoul-redux]

“WHAT THE FUCK”

To say the group was thrown off their rhythm was an understatement, Suga already unsheathed her blade while Kalon ran to the women and hence forth the absolutely destroyed tree

“Oh! Oh no!”

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“Woaaah, they sound so cool! You guys are knights?!” Kalon continues to pump his fists into the air “IIIII’mmmmm Kalon! Heroic adventurer in training!”

Kane lets out a small snort at his companions enthusiasm, “Sir Joanne, a pleasure to guide you. I am Kane of Helios.”

The small hooded girl clutched her staff a bit closer, looking down “u-uhn...O-Ouma..Lunar Witch.....”

Corrin gives a dismissive ‘tch’ “Corrin. I guess.”

“Suga.”

There's a good few pounding footsteps coming behind the group, a rather tall, bulky woman carrying a few large sacks on her back running up. "H... hey! Hey wait! Hold on a sec!!!" (iron-rosebush)

“Oh Helios what is it this time..” Kane groans, facepalming, most of the group also expressing slight annoyance at another hold up. Kalon being the only one to turn around and greet her “Hello there!”

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> Oh

> not a puddle

Is just you or did that bush just move? (Kalos-Absurd-Crusade) (h-hewwo red)

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Kálo’s eyes widened, and he rushed at him, only to be restrained by both of his friends stand, “NO, NO! LET ME GO, COME BACK HERE, I WANNA INCINERATE HIM, LET ME GO AFTER HIM!.” “K-Kálo! T-That’s Enough!”

“So, are you enjoying your time with your friends?” - Heaven Ascension Darius (ask-darius-brando)

Not this guy again...

Kaliméra turned around, a cold glare present, Make it hot defensively guarding the other three

“K-Kali? Who’s that?”

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“No matter if it’s night, dawn, or the beginning of the day, The timeless trio will always keep evil at bay!”

Kane and Ouma look away in embarrassment “hn..i-I still think that’s super cheesy...” “agreed...”

“Aww, come on! Every cool adventurer group needs a cool tag line!”

There's a good few pounding footsteps coming behind the group, a rather tall, bulky woman carrying a few large sacks on her back running up. "H... hey! Hey wait! Hold on a sec!!!" (iron-rosebush)

“Oh Helios what is it this time..” Kane groans, facepalming, most of the group also expressing slight annoyance at another hold up. Kalon being the only one to turn around and greet her “Hello there!”

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“brother? Kali what-“ The boy tried to take a step closer, though being blocked by the metallic stand’s arm “uh?”

“You know exactly why Darius.” He sneered

“So, are you enjoying your time with your friends?” - Heaven Ascension Darius (ask-darius-brando)

Not this guy again...

Kaliméra turned around, a cold glare present, Make it hot defensively guarding the other three

“K-Kali? Who’s that?”

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Kálo looked shocked, tearing his gaze between the two, Oyasumi was trying to pull him back.

“K-Kali! You can’t just let this guy boss you around!”

Kaliméra turned to Kálo, fear in his voice and eyes, “Kálo please...”

“So, are you enjoying your time with your friends?” - Heaven Ascension Darius (ask-darius-brando)

Not this guy again...

Kaliméra turned around, a cold glare present, Make it hot defensively guarding the other three

“K-Kali? Who’s that?”

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> “Wuh,,,,Wuhy’d you do that...?”

Is just you or did that bush just move? (Kalos-Absurd-Crusade) (h-hewwo red)

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“AAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Screaming, Oyasumi and Kálo clutch eachother, before the red headed boy realized this was in fact not the stand, a angry expression forming “Hey!” , “Uh oh.” noticing this,Oya looks apologetically at the two for what was about to transpire, while Kálo stomps up to Black ice, “Now I’m fired up! Not funny asshole! Grmm...” he angrily huffs, not knowing that his stand was causing him to start spewing bright amber flames.

“Speedwagon foundation..? Weren’t those the two guys who came from the helicopter?” -Kaló (kalos-absurd-crusade)

“Probably! Are you talking about the trip to Egypt of the Joestars?” at the last part, his eyes enlighten with amuse

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