#FJFJGJG im sorry

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Just wanna pop in and spread some love!!! /p

I’m too nervous to make a writing blog but omg it was so sweet saying you think I should thank you!!! 😭😭😭💕

I think I sent in a long ass ask off anon by mistake explaining another ask that you answered (also off anon) 😭 so if you saw that sorry for writing a goddamn literature project since I tend to ramble and—— fjfjgjg

I hope you’re having a good weekend/week! ✌🏼

//🏎️anon

mario kart anon!!!!! :D hihi, im so happy to see u!!! <33

awww, okay!! there's no pressure to create one if you don't want to C: though if you're nervous because you think writing is intimating or that your writing won't be liked i understand that feeling all too well. i promise it's not as scary as it seems as first (though other writers will never stop being intimidating but that might be my social anxiety talking oops) ANYWAY!!!!! do what you think is best!! <33

IM GONNA BE HONEST i may be stupid but i dont think i got it HELP (tumblr has a tendency to eat asks from what i've heard) BUT PLEASE I DONT MIND RAMBLING :((( i love love love when you go on tangents about stuff AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE ELSE TOO!!! please write essays in my inbox there is no shame in that!!

i hope your weekend has been lovely too C:

[kalos-absurd-crusade]

> H u h

> This isn’t Ancient Greece!

A blue glow is emitting from a bush

J: I know it's around here somewhere.

G: Huh?

J: Ah, there it is! The Snuggly Duckling! You coming?

G: Ah, yeah...

J: Don't worry. Very quaint place. Perfect for you. Don't want you scaring and giving up on this whole endeavor now, do we?

G: Well... I do like ducklings.

J: Yay!!

~~~

J: Garcon, your finest table, please!

G: ( gasp )

J: You smell that? Take a deep breath in. Right through the nose. Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, it's part man-smell and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it smells like the colour brown. Your thoughts?

Sandman: That's a lot of hair...

J: She's growing it out. Is that blood in your moustache? Goldie, look at all the blood in his moustache! Good sir, that's a lot of blood! Oh, you don't look so good, blondie. Maybe we should get you home, call it a day. Probably better off. This is a five-star joint. If you can't handle this place, maybe you should be back in your tower.

Wekapipo: Is this you?

J: Ugh, now they're just being mean.

Magenta Magenta: Oh, it's him alright. Ringo, go find some guards. That reward is gonna buy me a new hook.

Pork Pie Hat Kid: I could use the money!

W: What about me? I'm broke! Get back! Mine!

G: Ruffians, stop!

J: WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!

G: Hey, leave him alone!

J: GENTLEMAN, PLEASE!

G: Give me back my guide! Ruffians!

J: Oh god! Not the nose, not the nose!

( W H A C K )

M: ...

G: PUT HIM DOWN! Ugh, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns because I've been dreaming about them my entire life! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?

M: ...

M: I had a dream once. I'm malicious, mean, and scary! My sneer could curdle dairy! And violence wise my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look, and my temper, and my hook, I've always yearned to be a concert pianist!

M: Can you see me on the stage performing Mozart? Tickling the ivories till they gleam! Yep, I'd really be called deadly for my killer show tune medley. Thank you! Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!

All: He's got a dream, he's got a dream!

M: See I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers, like everybody else I've got a dream!

--

( distant singing )

V: ...

--

Blackmore: I've got scars and lumps and bruises, plus something here that oozes, and let's not even mention my complexion!

B: But despite my extra toes, and my goiter, and my nose, I really wanna make a love connection! Can't you see me with a special little lover? Rowing in a rowboat down the stream? Though I'm one disgusting blighter, I'm a lover, not a fighter! Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!

B: I've got a dream!

All: He's got a dream!

B: I've got a dream~

All: He's got a dream!

B: And I know one day romance will reign supreme! Though my face leaves people screaming, there's a child behind it dreaming, like everybody else I've got a dream!

S: Thor would like to quit and be a florist!

P: Gunther does interior design.

Multiple voices: Ulf is into mime, Attila's cupcakes are sublime! Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Gang does little puppet shows!

M: And Wekapipo collects ceramic unicorns~!

M: What about you?

J: I'm sorry, me?

B: What's your dream?

J: No, no, no. Sorry, boys. I don't sing.

All: ...

J: I have dreams like you, no really! Just much less touchy- feely. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny~!

J: On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone. Surrounded by enormous piles of money!

G: I've got a dream!

All: She's got a dream!

G: I've got a dream!

All: She's got a dream!

G: I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!

G: And with every passing hour I'm so glad I left my tower! Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream~

All: She's got a dream, he's got a dream, they've got a dream, we've got a dream, so our differences ain't really that extreme! We're one big team! Call us brutal, sick, sadistic, and grotesquely optimistic cause way down deep inside we've got a dream! I've got a dream, I've got a dream, I've got a dream, I've got a dream!

G: I've got a dream!

All: Yes way down deep inside I've got a dream! Yeah!

Ringo: I've found the guards!

All: ...!

Guard: Where's Rider? Where is he?! I know he's in here somewhere, find him! Turn the place upside down if you have to!

J: Ha...

M: Psst, follow this tunnel. Go. Live your dream.

J: I will.

M: Your dream stinks. I was talking to him.

G: Thanks for everything.

--

W: I believe this is the man you are looking for.

Mista: You got me!

Guard 2: Sir, there's no sign of Rider!

( NEIGH )

Guard: Valkyrie!

( SNIFFING )

( GRUNTING )

Guard 2: What's he doing?

( NEIGHS IN TRIUMPH )

Guard: A passage! Come on men, let's go! Conli, make sure nobody gets away!

V: ...

Mista: I've got a dream, I got some dreams! I- Oh! Somebody get me a glass! Cause I just found me a tall drink of water!

V: Oh, stop it, you big lug. Haha... Where does that tunnel lead out?

Mista: Knife...!