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[brainrotcharacters]

Sweetheart sleeping with their arm slumped over the bed and Aggro booping their palm. Rising on his hind leg meowing and nosing Sweetheart's pillow-buried face. Sweetheart pats the spot next to their stomach and Aggro climbs into bed, circles, then settles down. Sweetheart puts the blanket over them both. They sleep.

Milo spoons Sweetheart when he felt another breathing lump snuggled up to their body. "Aww," he says under his breath. "You didn't tell me this was a family cuddle." He kisses Sweetheart's cheek. He kisses Aggro's head. He cuddles up. He sleeps.

[red-n-stuff]

I HC that David listens to sleep token.

[solaceoftheshad0ws]

Sketches of silly before working on comms 😝 char by @14dayswithyou

[abdy-18]

sxf headcanons

just bc im bored hasgjh

Twilight sleeps in jeans

[REDACTED] was the youngest of his group of friends, so he was the only one who had to lie about his age to join the army.

Even if nowadays Twilight is a very tall man (he is 1'87m) when he was a child, (after his parents died), his growth was affected due to malnutrition that he had being an orphan in the war, so he was shorter than a child of his age should be.

Loid is the one who chooses most of Anya's outfits.

I think Anya is going to be short even as an adult (I don't think she's going to be taller than 1'60m.) she will always be the shortest of her friends. 😭 haskhdh

I don't remember where I saw it, but here on Tumblr someone noticed that when she's with Yor, Anya wears one ponytail, while when she's with Loid, Anya wears pigtails, and now my mind can only picture Loid brushing Anya's hair in ponytails during the crusader arc. man i wish i could draw

Considering that the sxf story takes place in some year during the 60's, I can imagine Loid and Yor taking Anya to the premiere of the 101 Dalmatians (1961) or the Jungle Book movie (1967) in the cinema.

Loid and Anya have put on a little weight since living with the Forger's. Since Operation Strix began, Twilight cooks 3 healthy meals a day and Anya had no good quality food at the orphanage.Both of them look healthier now :D

When she grows up, Anya has the same tolerance for alcohol as her mother.

I feel like Anya's hair color only looks pink to us viewers, in universe her hair would be a reddish color.Something like this idk:

The same with Yor and Yuri's eyes, they look fantasy colored to us (red) but in the universe they are more of a hazel color.

[kazueisaloser]

Another requested 💥💥💥

They're so silly

[brainrotcharacters]

The Milo influence shining through

early darlin and sam

[andi-does-unknown]

give me your redacted hot takes right now.

this is a threat.

[indigo-greer-collins]

do you guys wanna know what characters i associate you with

[darling-solaire]

sketches of a couple of redacted couples

(This is a new side blog to hopefully convince me to post more redacted content but we’ll see if I fully commit to it)

[theratisbackanditsinyourkitchen]

I love the redacted fandom cus I’ll be scrolling tumblr and I’ll see the most gut wrenching post about Gavin learning to sculpt so he can hold freelancers face once they died, or about how no matter what option darlin chooses (become vampire or stay shifter) their relationship with Sam will always hold some sort of pain. And then right under that post is someone explaining the exact colour and measurements of David’s cock and a post about how someone wished they could “b-b-b-bounce” on Gabe before he “c-c-c-crashed”.

[brainrotcharacters]

Asher would have said this if it had been him instead of David with them during the interrogation. The out of pocket things that would come out of that man's mouth would crack the gloomy serious vibe of that interaction so that's why it had been David with Sam/Darlin'

quinns pretty bold for a man who probably took it up the ass from darlin at least once

[saruwiya]

　　　　　　♡　　hello, angel　　౨ৎ　　14dwy　　⊹

[pompyoly]

Since it’s kinktober here’s some redacted headcannons

TW: includes sexual themes, 16+

Sam can go for HOURS on end without stopping unless Darlin has enough constantly checking on them leaving them with bite marks and bruises in the morning

Angel and David have definitely explored choking with praise with David wrapping his hands around their neck applying slight pressure not enough to stop them from breathing but enough to make them feel it

DAMN crew has definitely heard or caught each other fucking more than once

Baabe and Asher most definitely had car sex before whether Asher was top or bottom he didn’t really care

Gavin has nipple piercings and it’s his most sensitive spot making FL flick him there to tease him

Milo and Sweetheart have had sex while Milo was playing with David and Asher with sweetheart underneath Milo’s desk grinning up at him as he desperately tried not to moan into the mic

Sam has a size kink hes a southern county man of course he’d put his cowboy hat on darlin while they’re riding him with an obvious belly bulge making him grip onto their hips and slam them down harder

Lasko has once jerked off thinking about dear, the image of them half naked or riding him sending him over the edge and making him cum all over his hands(his cheeks were so flushed and he felt dirty afterwards before quickly cleaning up before they got home

The second Angel feels insecure, David has no problem fucking them stupid until they’re a mumbling mess about how pretty they are already on their 3rd orgasm

Sweetheart would cloak themselves whenever they were in the mood and Milo would have to come search for them if they were found Milo was topping that night if they weren’t then they could try something new(they definitely tried bondage and denied orgasm before making Milo a whimpering mess begging for sweetheart to move)

OKAY IM DONE GN

[kinoi-lol]

Lovely and vincent are the type to slow dance in the rainy moonlight

Gavins the type to kiss all of freelancers scars while there laying down on the couch or bed

Asher and babe are the type for wedding cake cutting to secretly both smush it on eachothers faces and both be surprised

Angles the type while David's cooking to go up to david and hug him from behind

Darlin's the type to fake punch sam a lot for fun

Huxley and dams are the types to plan picnic outings sometimes for the whole crew sometimes for eachother

Dear is the type to hide laskos work as a playful thing

Sweethearts the type to buy small outfits for aggro and do a surprise photoshoot for milo and he'd just watching aggro trying to escape

Freelancer is the type to throw one year friend anniversary surprises everyone in the D.A.M.N crew (Huxley and caelum both cried )

Geordi and cutie are the type to lay in an open field of flowers as the sunsets

Guy is the type to buy honey actual honey on there anniversary as a funny gift (he had another gift not a joke gift )

[brainrotcharacters]

If ever there were a more accurate set of sentences for those three

You ever just remember that between David, Asher, and Milo, Milo is the fashionista. Like. Ok short king how deep is that wardrobe

[unknownteapot]

smosh as tumblr textposts (4/?): character edition

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