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dont-look-at-me-u-u · 2 months ago

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when you don’t currently have a crush but your brain suddenly has it in its head that you desperately want a significant other so with the strength of a kraken it latches onto the nearest friend you joke flirted with and now despite logically knowing you don’t have romantic attraction to them it almost feels like you have a crush on them but you KNOW you don’t and your brain is just substituting but you have to train yourself out of your own delusional reactions

#was up last night talking w him and almost felt jealous when he was talking abt his crush and had to go to myself #“wooooaahhhhh there buddy you don’t like him like that calm downnnn”#anyways my brain is trying to Trick Me TM and i must Resist #i literally already could fucking tell who his crushes were too i wasn’t even surprised like 💀#someone get me a partner before i start yearning and pining over all my friends who i’m not even romantically attracted to #i AM one of the bros i AM one of the bros i WAS AIMING to be one of the bros #do NOT get it in my head i wanted to be seen as an option i WANTED to be one of the bestest bros so firmly in the friend zone that even #a joke about me being a romantic option would make us all go “ewwwww”#i AM one of the bros dude i’ve literally accomplished the first part i AM part of the homies

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