#“why I hear boss music?” Is Santi coming to his rescue

[hadaldemon]

Wow! He really IS very weapon-shaped.

Okay, but Grimbly with a darling who knows how strong he is and still babies him.

Also, funny idea, the moment they get attacked, just pick Grimbly up and launches him like a feral cat. He'll be fine, just take him shopping after!!

That's perfect! If you could just ignore the moments he's forced to be violent and totally pretend Grimbly is a helpless little thing, then he'll be infinitely more appreciative of you. It shows you care!

Grimbly can actually effectively be thrown as a weapon, if you think about it. His horns are sharp enough to stab, but his legs are probably more painful. He's kind of like a sharp fork, or a double-edged knife in that regard. He's going to bitch a good bit about this later, but at least you're safe.