#“what if there’s a lion“ homies i live in wisconsin i won’t be encountering a lion | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

marbleheavy · 1 year ago

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whenever i tell someone i won’t kill an animal or bug they always go “well what if…” and like bro stop! i don’t fantasize about when i can kill them either!

#“what if there’s a lion“ homies i live in wisconsin i won’t be encountering a lion #and if i ever am in a position where i would #that’s on me #or i’ll say that i let bugs outside and they’re like “but a venomous spider? you would let it live?’’ and then i say yes and they’re shocked #marble woes

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