#“that bitch aint lying when they says they wants to do tricksters stuff and have milk coffee with this gnome and thats it!”
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Y'all...SERIOUSLY!
@franwikema @sonic-counselor
#my hair is a mess..I slept in the brows...and I so that is a mess too and ya'll accuse me...y'all ACCUSE ME#of being attracted to a man who is like my real life uncle long lost twin brother or some soap drama shit like that#nah..nah..That would be INCEST y'all!#i have never masturflabegasted to that gnome EVER#EVER#ya can put me on a lie detector test or hire a psychic because they would say the same thing#“that bitch aint lying when they says they wants to do tricksters stuff and have milk coffee with this gnome and thats it!”#I'll go and have my eggs now..from a CHICKEN...and try to not think of my uncle everytime I write Herr Landers naked and in action.#this aint sweet home alabama and it never will be!!
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