#“oh wow I can't believe they got past my amazing security buddies :( real shame for you guys :( ”
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indiana jones but he steals artefacts from museums and returns them to their countries of origin
#just imagine a variety of museums watching their collections diminish and knowing full well this motherfucker is stealing shit#right from under their noses#but they can't fucking prove it#so they just. suffer.#meanwhile indiana is over here teaching all of his archaeology students abt the shittiness of museums as colonial institutions#and smiling his way through meetings with the curators abt HOW DO WE STOP THE BIG BAD THIEF MAN#like “well you could just return the stuff and then the thief can't get them and also it's good PR for you”#“coz this totally hypothetical guy is– I mean seems to be enjoying him– I mean themself fucking with– I mean stealing from you”#“but like if you don't want to do that you could. install more security cameras ig?”#“you could hire these security guys! they're great at what they do!”#*cut forward to the 'security team' and indi smuggling an entire gallery's artefacts out of the museum overnight*#“oh wow I can't believe they got past my amazing security buddies :( real shame for you guys :( ”#ok so maybe i have an assignment that's making me extra mad at the british museum#and also want @bodhrancomedy to give me indi's deaf queer disabled sidekick in a museum heist#bodhran pls
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