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tsuchinokoroyale · 1 year

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You can absolutely become a Jojo, I've seen it happen before. If you really think you'll never be one........ Skill issue idk what else to say

I’m sorry I have bones and ligaments and non-flexible meat 😔😔😔 but also I’m not taking shade from someone who’s only seen it themselves… anon, you currently have the credibility of having an uncle who works for Nintendo. Become a jojo yourself and then I’ll be like oh wig u right, skill issue 😩

#I’m not talking about cosplay either I’ve worked anime convention(s) I’ve seen it all #I want someone to walk into work wearing a red Swiss cheese suit who exclusively speaks in tangential monologues #“morning tsuchi how did the experiment go?”#“the… experiment? right there. you just said… the experiment?”#“hmph… in 1858 German scientist Rudolf Virchow described a cellular process… 「Death」”#“like all things in life some cells just 「Decayed」 over time but others… spontaneously 「Died」”#“「Apoptosis」 it’s called. 「Apoptosis」… programmed cell death…”#“… so it didn’t work?”#*I grit my teeth as tears streak my face before I’m kicked out of the building by OSHA for the gaping holes in my clothes*#asked and answered babey!

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