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(SHE’S) JUST A PHASE CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: burnt french toast
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• satoru gojo helping out his students to the higher ups in every universe
• public apology on main? oh bros down BAD
• cue the pining and yearning arc😍
• toge and panda were laughing at all the videos of megumi in the taco bell parking lot😭
• toge def retweeted his fav ones on main and then got told off by gojo LMFAO
• i feel like nobara has used that reaction image before but idgaf ITS TRUE AND REAL
• PLEASE TELL ME YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABT WITH THE SANTA EDITS
• santa im writing to you because i want a pink pony for christmas…
• maki saying butch is canon
• i know she runs mcdonald’s like it’s the navy🫡
• the hate for kit connor has me seething
• no i haven’t watched heartstopper and i don’t plan to
• maki & nobara ARENT as mad this time bc like they know yn won’t do anything stupid and plus ig it’s justified… i think?
• the guys actually…. bonding?
• tridant not fighting for once*NOT CLICKBAIT*
• is this the bromance we’ve all been waiting for?
• this truely is my she’s just a phase😍🫰
• shakes magic 8 ball the stars say sukuna wants me bad !!! come here baby i’ll eat ur burnt french toast💔
a/n: ok maybe i over exaggerated how bad it was gonna be just a tad bit… 🤗 i was gonna initially have a written part for yn and sukuna but it just felt WRONG lmfao like it lowkey sounded like the megumi one so no thank you !! :/ also i know the party girls gc is LONG but its much needed i think !! anyways sorry it’s late u guys know me i’m never on time w posting :3 happy sjap saturday !!
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Forgive me if I'm mistaking you for another person, but I remember you speaking at multiple points on the unsustainability of free social media services (I think especially in response to the cohost collapse?), and I'm curious on what your thoughts on bluesky are so far. I'm not an expert on the subject, but from what I've read previously it seemed like they were on track to be financially sustainable, but I don't know if the recent floods of users has thrown those projections off. Sorry if I'm mixing you up with someone else on my timeline, in that case just ignore me.
bluesky will almost certainly follow the same trajectory of monetisation => bloat => enshittification => decline as every other major platform built on venture capital and user hoarding. it's a terrible model that only works in the short term as a mirage for attracting funding and making founders look good for a year or two before they sell.
you can see the same effect in the decline of all the subscription box services that came into vogue just before covid: they feel great to use for as long as the initial injection of venture funding lasts, because the purpose of that funding at that stage is to attract users and impress the next round of funders with how pleasant/intuitive/efficient/ethical/good value the service is. that's the stage where they're handing out freebies and bowling over influencers, and every ingredient in the box is fresh and high quality and locally sourced. wow what a good deal, what a great system!!! why hasn't anyone done this before? the answer is because it's unsustainable by design. they rack up good reviews, sign on a billion new users, attract new funding from a bunch of much more credulous investors, and then gut all of the expensive parts. portions get smaller, ingredients get worse, packaging gets flimsier, prices go up, freebies turn into "5% off your first 9 boxes when you invite 3 friends", and customer service vanishes.
with social media (and platforms like discord) the logic is the same, it's just a little less glaringly obvious to the end user because they're not coming home to leaking packages of rancid chicken on the doorstep. bluesky has an advantage over tiny operations like cohost because it was founded by a billionaire making a point for the sake of his own image. it got a really significant chunk of startup funding, and the owner had existing connections and rep in the space to attract more. That's why it has survived the goldrush period, why it still feels good to use, and why users who have been burned so many times before are finally accepting it as a stable, reliable option. It's still in its venture capital honeymoon phase where the only thing worth spending money on is making the service attractive to users.
What I expect we will see next, with another mass influx of users from twitter and new funding from a rogue's gallery of tech venture sickos led by Blockchain Capital is a strong ramp up into monetising that userbase. They've already been pretty forthright about how they plan to do this, and I think it's a solid roadmap of how Bluesky will bloat and decay over the next few years:
this is a huge lol. don't worry, we're not going to hyperfinancialize the social experience through NFTs. the thing even crypto freaks started feigning amnesia about a year ago. real "our health conscious sodas are 100% arsenic free" messaging here. They know perfectly well that rubes users are suspicious of their typical 5 dimensional tech finance chess games and are patting our hands about last week's bogeymen so nobody worries too hard about whatever 'decentralised developer ecosystem' just happens to be helmed by a bunch of crypto guys. this definitely means something good and based and not a google-like single sign on user data harvesting operation.
This is the same shit that's currently rotting the floorboards of discord. Bluntly, there is no way to run a platform on this scale without gating functionality behind paid services. Discord has been squeezing free-tier file uploads and call quality etc. down steadily and cranking up subscription costs over the last year or two, throwing in chaff like animated avatar frames to try and justify the user cost. They're also doing the same misdirection thing again here, pointing to Thing We All Hate to deflect from thing we might not like very much when they do it. Booo elon booo we all hate elon!!! wait how do we feel about subscription models again,
watch out for this to kill porn on bsky like it has killed porn on every other social platform 👍 boooo we hate elon boooo stupid idiot and his 'everything app' booooo wait why do you need my tax information, what's that about mastercard,
Look, we are all aware social media is a money pit. Let's not forget dorsey was looking to sell twitter in the first place, long before elon's very public plunge into total online derangement. Subscription services are not going to plug the hole, so we are gradually going to see more and more spaghetti thrown at the wall while early funders shuffle cards and do their pyramid scheme bit bringing in stupider and stupider investments. this is the window in which bluesky will be temporarily worth using for us, for the idiot public, the poorly rendered crowd jpegs in the background of their venture capital MOBA. it's in their interests to slow and pad the decline as much as possible, because that is how they get maximally paid.
Given the scale of the money involved, and dorsey's weird ego investment, I think bluesky will probably manage a controlled drift for a good few years before it gets really bloated and painful. and by then we will all be so used to the *checks notes* decentralised developer ecosystem that we'll just be posting through it, watching another generation of columnists call another collapsing platform 'their beloved hellsite' and passing around that meme about not getting out of our chairs no sir until idk we all get on a fediverse neurolink alternative to stick it to the elongated muskrat and our brains pop peacefully in our sleep. which I guess is the closest thing to viability any social media platform can achieve.
anyway diogenes the cynic is also on bluesky
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ᯓ Transcription & translation of Esteban Ocon debrief session of the Brazil GP with Julien Fébreau.
About his podium
Julien : How did you do that dude ?
Esteban : Yeah, in fact it was no longer practical. Honestly, even I, who had an eight-second lead, normally wouldn't have said that we had to stop the race at that moment. But I had clear visibility and it was simply a swimming pool in fact, the track. The car, we had the impression that it was a jet ski. That is to say that when you did not accelerate, it did not turn, it floated above the water in fact! When I say red flag, red flag, we've been asking for a lap and a half. It's difficult for the FIA, of course, to manage everything that's happening in real time from one day to the next. But when Colapinto comes out at that time, we say to ourselves "well yes, we said it was going to happen", it was clear. But it's true that at that moment, I said to myself that there might be a chance of winning it, in fact we're not far off, we're distancing Max with the Red Bull. We were fine, I felt comfortable with the car. I wasn't even taking that much of a risk. It's crazy because I thought he was actually going to come back and he didn't at all so it was cool.
The battle with Max
Esteban : Josh, my engineer was telling me "you're the fastest car on the track right now". So I said to myself, "OK, let's continue, we do everything the same." Max actually thought I was taking a huge risk.
Julien : He tells you that in the cool room !
Esteban : Yeah, that's what we were saying, actually, he said to me "you managed to put a gap of four seconds". And there was the phase where there was really a lot of water, there we weren't even putting full throttle on the straight. And at that moment, yes, we managed to create a gap and the car was just very good to drive, there were no problems and that's nice because that's not the case for the rest of the season, so it's cool.
Stay on track
Esteban : No, no, it was incredible. I was going forty miles an hour, I turn, the car, nothing happens in fact. I have to take the apex on the outside, a little bit to try to help me turn. That's when I say to myself it's not possible that no one sees this. Something is really going to happen behind me, it must be impassable, we can't see anything. And actually, yes, that was the case behind, so I was happy at that moment to be in front, that's clear! When we say that sometimes it's easier to be in front, it's always easier to be in front!
The end of the story with Alpine and Pierre
Julien : Whatever happens, there will have been this moment in Brazil which will allow you to close the relationship with Pierre as a teammate, with Alpine as a team, on a nice note, even if it is a note in a season. But it's a very nice note.
Esteban : Yeah, for sure. I think if it was the parting gift, it came now, well, we're very happy to have accomplished that. Now, it's clear that there are stakes because it's a podium that has earned a lot of money, virtually, for the whole team at the moment. And it would clearly be great for us to be able to keep this position.It would be important for the team to keep this sixth place because in addition there are competitors who are going very fast, who have progressed, notably Haas, which does not necessarily displease me...
[both laugh]
But for now, they are rivals until the end of the year and we will have to do our best.
Max's performance
Julien : Your view on Max's overall performance ? We'll talk about it later for sure. What he achieved, is it something quite exceptional ?
Esteban : Yeah, exceptional, that's for sure. I told the media this before the weekend. I think he is clearly the one who deserves to win the title this year. He's had a car that hasn't been the fastest for a bunch of races now. But he still manages to do incredible races, to be solid, to think about when not to take too many risks, to think with us too. While we were in battles at the front, he didn't take any risks. He didn't put a wheel out. Over the entire season, he was the strongest and he is clearly the one who deserves the title this year.
A new project ?
Esteban : I wanted to show you what my dad and I are doing! When we're not working on engines, we're still working on engines on our days off.
Julien : This is for going through the fields, through the dunes...
Esteban : Exactly, it's a bit like a Dakar machine. We're in the process of reassembling this engine. While I was away in Brazil, my father reassembled it, here it's forged, here he's going to make the horsepower that need to come out. I's going to be reliable and we're in the process of assembling everything. Here are the tools.
Julien : When do we try it? No, but I want to know when do we try it?
Esteban : Well, that would be absolutely great! This winter if you're up for it Julien!
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THE CYBORG WHO STOLE MY HEART (Bucky X F!reader)
A/N: I know I know, there's another Bucky fanfic that I'm already working on and yet here I am starting a whole new one. Why you ask? Because I'm a dumbass. The idea just popped up into my head and I HAD TO write it down. Hope you enjoy it.
Chapter 1 :
Chapter summary: Bucky and Sam come across a woman who seems to have lost her mind. Literally. Using Bucky’s cyborg brain, they try to figure out who she is.
Chapter warnings: Mild swearing.
You know when you're having a great dream with a hot guy that could only possibly exist in dreams ? The happiness that breathing the same air as him brings you? That's what you were feeling right now.
Eyes as blue as the ocean, veins that were easy to put an IV in and that black shirt phew. Was it possible to drool in dreams? You were going to have a great day once you woke up. That was for sure.
Why was he looking at you like that though? Weren't they supposed to be flirting with you or puckering their lips in your dreams by now? Was this supposed to be a slow burn or enemies to lovers genre dream?
"Why is she staring at me like that?" the hot guy asks the air next to him.
"She's just coming into it, give her a second." it responds back to him.
Wait, what ?
"Are we sure she's alright and not having an absence seizure?" the air voice asks.
"She's alright. Probably in shock." another voice responds.
Shock? From seeing that beautiful man in front of me? Sure.
Okay, focus.
Wait, it's a dream. Why do you need to focus?
Eyes, the colour of piss , come into focus. "Cannn youuu hearrr meee?"
"Why are you speaking like that?" you manage to ask, still trying to figure out if you'd accidentally taken shrooms.
"Not a seizure then." the voice from earlier comments.
Piss eyes looks proud of himself. "I told you, she's in shock."
If this really was a dream, it would have to be the strangest one you have had in a while. What in the actual cockfuck was happening?
"Youu areee in theee hosp-ee-taalll. Weee---" piss eyes sounded like he was having the seizure.
"Stop talking like that." you say, blinking rapidly to clear the dark spots from your eyes. Things were starting to feel more...real. A heaviness settled over your head, every breath seemed to send a slight sliver of pain through your side and your arm felt numb.
Dreams weren't usually ultra-realistic, were they? Only one way to find out now.
"Is she...pinching herself?" hot guy asks, that strange look on his face.
A set of cold hands clamp your hands down.
"HEY." you say, the slight sting of your pinch confirming your doubts.
"Self hurt or mutilation can be a side effect. We need to restrain her for her own safety." Piss eyes speaks rapidly and you hear him muttering to himself.
"I'm not...is this not a dream?" you finally ask leaving the room in pin drop silence.
"I don't think so...unless Wanda is upto something again." air voice sounds a bit unsure himself.
"Wanda?" the name seemed familiar but in this state , you could barely remember your own name.
You try to get up only to be gently pushed back down by piss eyes. "You probably shouldn't be doing that. Bed rest for the next 10 days, I'm afraid." he says not sounding apologetic about it at all.
"What even happened? And---" you're cut off by air voice.
"Where are you? Well, the Avengers compound. Now, don't get too excited and all. We can make you sign a NDA , but we aren't going to because we're hoping you're trustworthy. Stark said you might be...useful. Now, if you're feeling upto it, how the hell did you end up in the middle of a cemetry half dead?"
You blinked once, twice, thrice.
"Who is Stark?"
"Listen, man. She's got to be living under a rock if she doesn't know who Stark is. That guy has been stuffed down everyone's fucking throat." Sam tells Bucky as he takes off he looks at their new visitor.
Bucky doesn't respond and instead stares at Sam with a poker face.
"What's going on in that cyborg brain of yours?" Sam isn't phased by Bucky and his staring anymore. He was however very sure that Bucky would not be bringing home any ladies with that serial killer look.
"What if she's lying?" Bucky finally says, turning to look at the CCTV recording of the room you were in. You were sleeping again, knocked out by the pain killers.
"Lying about not knowing Stark or not being able to remember what happened to her?"
"Both."
"What purpose does that serve her?"
"Well, that's what we're supposed to find out."
“How exactly are you planning on doing that?” Crossing his arms over his chest , Sam raised an eyebrow at his cyborg friend.
“I’ll think about it.” Bucky walked past him, grabbing his jacket on the way. “With my cyborg brain.”
“I understand that you want to get some answers” you said for what seemed like the 100th time, exasperation taking hold of you. “I honestly cannot remember what happened. I’ve thought myself into a headache. I’m sorry, okay?”
Sam looked defeated as he let he shook his head. “It’s been two whole days. Now, I don’t want to seem like a dick and question you in this state but we need some goddamn answers.”
“Too late for that I guess.” you muttered under your breath.
“Huh?”
“She said ‘too late for that I guess.’” The hot guy, Bucky, was his name chimed in.
How the hell did he hear that? As if reading the question on your face, he simply said “Advanced hearing.”
Okkayyyy.
Sam on the other hand was giving you a flat look. You gave him one back.
“I’m feeling much better now. Can I atleast get out of this damn bed?” you scratched near the iv line, wanting to just rip it out. “Piss eyes told me I shouldn’t but I cannot stay like this.”
“Piss eyes?” Sam was clearly running out of patience.
“The doc. Is he even a doctor? He’s very…”
“Sort of.”
That explains it.
“She’s right.” Bucky takes a step forward, looking at Sam. “Walking around will help her recover faster.”
“THANK YOU. See , I knew you were the smart one.” you give him a wide smile to which you get a poker face in return. Embarrassing. Not letting it deter you, you pull the iv out.
“Hey !!” Sam steps forward, surprised at your show of stupidity.
Before he can reach you to help you out of bed, you’ve already stood up. Which was another stupid move considering that the entire room was spinning around. Holding on to the wall next to you for support, you blinked rapidly.
“That’s another concussion waiting to happen.” Bucky commented dryly.
After regaining some semblance of direction, you managed to stand up straight ignoring the slight stab of pain in your chest.
“Much better.” you say, taking a step forward. The pastel pink tee and pants that had been given to you did not compliment your current condition, you knew. To be quite frank, you were a good looking woman too. Always have been. Then why the hell was Bucky looking at you like he was going to stab you right then and there?
“Uhhh…now what?” your suddenly felt extremely awkward in front of the two men.
“Don’t ask me, you were the one who wanted to do this.” Sam still had an arm out, ready to jump into action in case you cracked your head on the tiles again. Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed Bucky make a slight movement. Thank fuck you did because the next thing you knew , you were holding a dagger 2 inches away from your chest by the handle.
Silence engulfed the room for a good 20 seconds before it was broken by a very calm “What. The. Fuck.” from Sam.
You looked at Bucky who stood in the same spot like nothing shocking had even happened. Finally a crack of a smile appeared on his face.
“Told you she was lying.”
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Not particularly involved with 911 as a whole, and only tangentially keep up with the show nowadays (#don'tfollowmefor911content). However, I have kept up with the BuckTommy storyline and occasionally dip my toes into Buddie just for a little fun in my life.
And I would just like to make a comment about something that really bothered me about the breakup that I haven't seen discussed much. Full disclosure, I was not a huge fan of Tommy. I wasn't particularly impressed with LFJ's portrayal of the character, and I don't think the writer's put real effort into giving his character/the relationship depth. But.
I would just like to say - as someone who didn't start dating until well after college (as in, did not go on a date of any shape or form or have any sort of romantic relationship with another human being). If the first person I dated had broken up with me because they would be the "first and not the last," I would have lost. my. f*cking. shit. I would have beaten them to death with a spoon.
It is a plotline/excuse that really grinds my gears. I just hate it. And yes, it's because it hits on a very personal issue for me.
I understand as an adult that first romantic relationships are not always your soul mate. Particularly, first queer relationships - when one person is newly out - are also about self discovery. So, yes, I get why this isn't totally unreasonable.
But I fully reject this idea that a fully grown adult, who is having a first relationship, should be treated like they need a "messy phase" . At this point Buck, like many other adults, is a fully formed person. I didn't date because I simply didn't meet anyone. My feelings for another person aren't any less real just because it was the first time it happened. And I don't need to date 100 people to make my romantic feelings valid or to fully grasp what I want out of a partner.
I don't really think the writers meant it to be this serious. I think they just wanted Tommy off the show and realized they hadn't really given him enough personality to justify some sort of meaningful breakup. But it feels infantilizing to me - like "awe, little baby isn't ready to really love someone". It won't read this way to other people and that's fine. However, the whole thing just kind of had me rolling my eyes in frustration.
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STEP TWO: THE DEPARTURE
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a/n- things are getting interestingggg ! enjoy reading thx for stopping by ! ily !! <3
Two shots of tequila and you were out the door. And that's when things started staying from the plan. Despite leaving at a time you thought was early enough to beat traffic it seems you grossly miscalculated. This isn't explicitly out of character for you but it definitely wasn't welcome at the moment.
Cars lined the road on either side and were moving at a snail's pace. Traffic was so slow folks had time to hop out of their cars and talk to others in line. Leaning your head out the passenger side window while you nod your head to whatever your friend had playing. Letting your mind wander to how you hoped the night would play out.
A knock on your friend's window jolted you from the safety of your imagination. In a surprising turn of events, it was no other than Seo Changbin, one of the other town bachelors and friends with Hyunjin. This is one of the last people you expect to see right now. If he's here that means Hyunjin isn't far behind. This would derail your plan entirely, you weren't ready to face him yet. You see Changbin motion to your friend to roll her window down and when she complies you want to slam your head into the dashboard. This cannot be happening right now.
"well if it isn't exactly the two ladies I needed to see right now. I have to say you guys look great tonight," he says with the biggest smile on his face. Now you knew as well as most of the town that Seo Changbin had a crush on your best friend. He's chased after her for years but she has never paid him any mind. Never taken him too seriously, at least publicly. Sure they've fucked a few times but according to her, it wasn't anything serious. Which you found hard to believe considering you've read some of their messages and it seemed pretty serious to you. But hey everyone was entitled to their secrets.
Your best friend doesn't seem phased by his blinding smile and charm, although you can feel yourself start to smile. His energy is just too infectious. She asked what he wanted in a bored tone, but you could hear the smile threatening to leak out.
"I'm so glad you asked. I assume you're going to the bonfire yeah? Well me and a few of my friends were on our way when my car broke down. I was just wondering if it was okay if we could ride with you guys?".
This sudden news threw you for a loop. Which friends were Changbin talking about? You were hoping it wasn't the same feeling you were planning on talking to you tonight. Your best friend just looked at Changbin hard in his face. While his smile never faded. She was going to say yes and you knew it. No matter what she says she has a real soft spot for the boy. Within a second of her nodding in he jumped in excitement and gave her a quick kiss on the lips. Causing her to freeze in surprise. Absentmindedly nodding at his promise to "be right back". All you could do was say a silent prayer that Hyunjin wouldn't be walking up to the car.
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Random Headcannons: Yuji✰
ღ Warnings!! - Sukuna is a whole tw, some of them are a little suggestive but in a goofy way (?), me just yapping tbh, explicit language, mentions of Drake😖, marijuana use🍃, ADHD mentions, he’s kinda brainrotted okay?
ღ A/n!! - Some may be ooc to yall but this is how I see him in my head tbh😭 I’m just going off of vibes. Lmk who you want next! Requests for any fandom on my navi are always welcome!! I’m also working on a longer fic rn, so to that anon who sent a Sukuna request (yk who you are), it’s coming soon🫵🏻😈
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Was so invested in the Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake situation Imao. He knew everything that happened from when it started to when it unofficially ended.
Yaps about it to anyone who will listen, and let’s be honest, everyone will because he's such a charming guy
Might just be me, but I feel strongly that Yuji had an emo phase in his middle schools years. I'm talking My Chemical Romance kinda emo, yk, the freaky ones
Not speaking out of experience or anything haha😶🌫️
Does actually love J law, and will watch compilations on YouTube at 3 am. What can he say? He's a loyal man.
He watches CaseOh 100% and does have notifs for him on
Chronic iPad kid, it's bad
And to make things worse he can't eat without watching anything (like most of us let's be fr)
He uses the excuse that "kings have always had entertainment while they feast back in the day, what's the difference?”
Sukuna literally couldn't be more ashamed to be in this gen z brainrot teenager's body.
DOES NOT play around when it comes to a Roblox tycoon. Don't cross ma boy in his tycoons.
Actually talks to Sukuna telepathically(?) sometimes. Like when he's bored he'll just-
"Sukuna, do you actually have two dicks?"
"Shut the fuck up."
Most likely listens to Tame Impala, Cuco, Suicideboy$, maybe even a little Pierce the veil time to time. Also loves K-pop and girl groups like BTS, New Jeans, and ENHYPHEN.
His biases are Jungkook, Hanni, & Jake :3
Considered using his hand mouth thing to jerk off one time, but was swiftly turned away from the idea when Sukuna heard him think of it and told him he'd kill him instantly : (
Smokes 🍃 every once in a while when he has a weekend free
He’s a talker when he’s high fs
Will go off about conspiracy theories, and this sounds cliche, but istg he would do this shi
He’s a genuine conspiracy theorist when he’s sober too tbh
But Indica gets him talking🤝
I kinda wrote abt this in one of my requests, but I think that Yuji is a huge fan of getting scared and just having that thrill
Haunted houses, scary movies, music, stories, he loves all of it.
I mean, Gojo made him watch like one million bajillion (real) movies, so ofc he’s grown a fondness for anything over the top disturbing/cheesy
He’s one of those people who’s annoyingly good at everything he tries on the FIRST try.
He doesn’t mean to, but he will one up anyone he’s in the room with😭
Yuji DOES NOT fuck with Xbox, he’s a PlayStation girlie✨
He has a thing for chubby girls 😶🌫️ just dropping this here bc I may or may not have smth in the works…
He’d be able to make friends with a roach in the corner of the room, he’s such a caring, compassionate guy, but we already knew this.
Gives ADHD realness
Has definitely called Gojo ‘dad’ by accident a few times before.
Strikes me as the type to flirt and not even realize…
F2L &/or grumpy x sunshine vibes all the way!!!
#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen fanfic#jjk#jjk x reader#yuji itadori#jujutsu kaisen yuuji#jujutsu kaisen yuji#jjk yuji#jujutsu itadori#jjk itadori#itadori fluff#yuji fluff#yuji itadori headcanons#jjk headcanons#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jujutsu kaisen hcs#itadori headcanons#paranoiddreams
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"You are hereby sentenced to witness your favorite animated tomboy characters get feminized in a future design"
#gumi megpoid#gwen tennyson#“it's just a phase” no it was real... it was real to me...#there's probably more to name but these are the two I've been thinking about recently#rainbow dash could count here too but specifically EG RD#idk she just looks too feminine as a human to me...#as someone who grew up a tomboy and is now ftnb this hurts me in a special way#gumi's recent design is just... so disappointing to me...#and gwen in ultimate alien stirred a rage inside 9 yr old me that they couldn't describe#shitpost#tomboy#tomboy characters#masc characters#non-binary#genderqueer#ben 10#vocaloid
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She's like a daughter to me.
A very dangerous daughter trained in multiple combat techniques you try not to piss off.
#do NOT tag as ship or so help me god#gorillaz#murdoc niccals#noodle#noodle gorillaz#phase 1#phase 4#humanz#murdoc gorillaz#murdad#admin draws#fanart#i just reeally wanted to draw them. 20 years gap. sorry. ill see myself otug#finished the colors real quick ccause i feel like any rendering is like#superfluious#aND I HAVE THE GODDAMN MIKU WIP. WHICH IS ALMOST DONE BY THE WAY#thats a whole ass style study and i wanted to get on it asap#buzt yeahg uhgjh. many feelings about these two
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HEADCANON: Becky 100% gets her first Tonitrus Bolt when she snaps and publicly cusses out a teacher for being a jerk.
You think so, huh?
#myart#my art#art#sketch#spy x family#Becky’s first bolt#full color version on ko-fi#drawing the kids in the transition phase of canon designs to mine is hard#what are even children#damianya#damien desmond#bill watkins#becky blackbell#anya forger#emile elman#ewen egeburg#Becky: notorious verbal murderer#that not funny forger gimme back my money#you can’t just take back a donation#think of the children#I did and I hate you#Anya hand me my half#I won the bet Damien owes me twenty#stay out of it Emile#you’re such an ass Emile#hey real talk should we help Bill#I value my eyes Ewen#no you don’t your stupid hair makes that clear#no wait please Ewen I didn’t mean it OW HEY THATS MY POMPADOUR ASSHOLE!#sxf fanart
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assorted doodles from when i (+the entirety of lmktwt for some reason) was on my period last week
poor macaque always being my victim for these things 😿
(closeups)
#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#lmk macaque#trans soysauce duo is real u cant change my mind#past wukong didnt even know what a uterus is#whaat ur telling me instead of a rock people grow inside of other people to be born???#actually how tf was macaque born????#rock?????#did he just phase into existence one day???
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#lizzy grant#this is what makes us girls#hell is a teenage girl#coquette#im just a girl#femcel#female rage#female hysteria#thought daughter#sylvia plath#the virgin suicides#girl interrupted#girl interupted syndrome#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#tumblr girls#it girl#girlblogging#girlhood#real#she just like me fr#she just gets me#ed but not ed sheeran#i need professional help#life is hard#mentally fucked#mentally unstable#bed rotting#sofia coppola#mommy issues#its not one of those phases im going through
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happy april fools' from your big brothers, dumbass (affectionate)
#persona#art tag#p5r#p4g#p3re#i think i'll use the tags for the specific games i've played#anyway i have a headcanon#my renren REALLY admires his big brothers and is VERY prone to being gullible around them#i mean... why whould they just lie yanno ???#this is an incredibly stupid comic#but when i first saw the p3 school emblem i laughed my ASS off#bc all i could see was the bmw logo#then i started p4 and LO WHY IS IT THE MERCEDES LOGO LMFAOOOO#like ok i know the p3 one is probs supposed to represent the moon phases#and the p4 one is probs just a Y for yatogami ?? maybe ??#but i still find it SO FUNNYYYY#anyway i need to do some reference sheets for these three#or a relationship chart or sth#that said i've only played like 2hours of p4#my headcanons arent anything to do with real canon tbh#i am making them my ocs now and you cant do anything to stop me#I SWEAR if i get any comments that are like#UHM AKSHULLY JOKER KNOWS THE OTHER TWO SCHOOLS or something#i am going to lose my mind#this is a joke and joker is there to do the setup for the joke#HENCE HIS NAME LOL
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Don't get me wrong step 2 is about the teen angst about discovering yourself and how messy the world really is and how 14 is a bad age and an overall shitty experience....I also think more people should embrace the cringe side of being 14.
Teenagers are cringe, it is in their nature to be cringe,make your MCs cringe, draw Qiu and Tamarack being cringe, draw the rest of the gang being cringe because it is fundamental for teen development to be cringe.
Maybe not but... everyone is cringe at 14 lol make your MCs cringey teens
#our life#misty talks our life#our life now & forever#our life now and forever#olnf#qiu lin#tamarack baumann#part of being a teen is to have cringe teen angst#the struggle is real the way one deals with it is cringe because you don't know how to cope yet#qiu angsty phase is understandable because they're burn out and also because they're 14 and this is deep#is both the answer is that js both#tamarack has an identity crisis and also she doesn't know how to deal with her shit because shes 14 and is going to be cringe about it#thats just how teens are they are cringe#give me both both them being angsty because they have a shit situation going on and the cringe
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Rules: list five of your favorite movies and have people vote on which one matches your vibe the best!
Tagged by @biathediamond :)
If anyone wants to steal this poll game, feel free to do so!! Reblog with your poll or make a new post—and if the latter, please tag me so I can see & vote :D
ALSO if you would like to then please tell me what you voted for in a reply/reblog!! I am extremely curious!
#my post#my polls#tag game#it was SUCH a hard choice between Bolt or Interstellar#Interstellar is arguably the Better movie and it’s beautiful and haunting and has nearly reduced me to tears and it’s real and it’s human#and it’s just. incredible#very very good movie I like it very much#BUT Bolt is way more nostalgic and I also went through a phase where I’d watch it every week/every few weeks#for like. two years#both are amazing movies and both are some of my favorites#but c’mon man#I had to go with Bolt#gosh I wanna watch it again it’s been far too long#KRIFF I forgot to add an option for me to push :( misery and despair and wailing
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Tyme has the best rizz ever. I can't accept all the Tyme has zero rizz/awkward flirt/introvert flirt etc etc.. I dont want to keep quite anymore. From amongst all the doctor gays I've seen in any media I've consumed, and from the real life surgeons I've worked under, TYME HAS THE BEST RIZZ. I kept typing and deleting this. Because obviously, I didn't want to communicate and my opinion really doesn't matter. And there's hella lota things happening in the show, but
- TYME FORCEFULLY GETTING GREAT'S CASESHEETS FROM THE NURSE TO TREAT GREAT WHO IS HAVING LIKE ONE VISIBLE WOUND WHEN TYME BEING (I GUESS) THIRD YEAR RESIDENT, NOT AN ER SURGEON ITS NONE OF HIS BUISNESS (There are interns as the nurse said, calm down sir nvm thank you for your empathetic enthusiastic service)
- TYME TUCKING IN HIS SCRUBS BEFORE GOING TO SEE PATIENT GREAT (internally screaming since the day I saw that clip/episode, surgeons atleast any single one I know don't fucking tuck in their scrubs, at least not in my country, UNLESS ITS SOME VERY IMPORTANT SUPERIOR COMING OR MEETING THEM like health ministry people checking the quality at hospital etc aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass so Tyme tucking in his shirt before seeing Great is so important to me atleast)
- TYME KNOWING HIS FULL NAME, i don't really know how it is in hospitals in Thailand, do they use their full long names or both the nickname and full name, but either way, TYME KNOWING HIS FULL NAME AND HIM TELLING HE KNEW IT FROM THE BOUQUET (instead of the case sheet which is what I expected) was sexy
- TYME TELLING HIM TO COME BACK TO HIMSELF FOR SUTURE REMOVAL BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO SUTURED IT (bombastic side eye) (WHAT A FLIRT!!!!! SIR YOU JUST MET HIM)
are infact some top quality rizz and quality realistic writing(atleast to me).
I don't consider Tyme putting himself between Great's legs/leaning in while examining the wound as rizz, it's obviously unethical, there's no need to compare reality with fiction but still I'm most of the time a boring person. So I don't mention that in the list. Rest of that happenings were pure pure flirty cutey pie thing.
Did the rizz work on Great? Yes. That's all that matters.
Also I'm posting this now because I didn't have Tumblr account till two days ago. Anyway what an episode today!!!!
Sad. Fucked up. Happy.
Not just the characters but Timeline is not straight as well. 😌
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Also it's nice of them whoever from production editor writer cast whoever decided to spell TYME as T Y M E instead of T I M E because they all know we be writing time time time multiple times in our meta/posts and it kinda easily seperates the character name and the entity of time, probably plays an part in trending hashtags etc etc. but great decision.
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#great x tyme#brain is beyond rest relax repair phase its not even rotting at this point#lgbtq#that shirt tuck in is the most realistic rizz ive ever seen both on media and in real life#greats priority list is just one person and he got it atleast as of tonights episode tomorrow we dont know#not just the characters the timeline isnt staright as well#happy gays make me happy#4 minutes ep 2#4 minutes ep 4
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