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#'single issue' voters are you happy? does this make you happy?#do you feel morally righteous and good?#keep patting yourselves on the back while stabbing us in ours#i dont like harris either but not voting for her is unthinkable#the fact that any 'leftist' thinks they have the privilege to not vote in this election is astounding.#you are directly placing YOUR PEOPLE in danger#abstaining from voting for the sake of ~morality~ IS inherently immoral. its an incredibly privileged thing to do#point blank.#you are hurting people so you can remain 'morally pure.'#hey leftists: queer people are on your side. women are on your side. poc are on your side. immigrants are on your side.#anyone who can get pregnant is on your side.#you are hurting your allies for the sake of moral purity and if you dont see anything wrong with that#then i think you are perhaps a human who lacks compassion#im so tired#watching these numbers tick up i keep getting madder and madder and i had to put it SOMEWHERE#“hey dont read this tags if you dont want to think about the election.”
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Welcome to tumblr now what...
Hi, I wrote this up for my cousin because she’s never used any platform, but since a lot of twitter users are coming to tumblr, I thought I would share as someone that has been here... way too long. This blog might only be a year old, but i lived through tumblarity. both times. ugh.
cause i will use this interchangeably and forget to clarify, tumblr dash (short for dashboard) is more or less the same as twitter feed.
likes - these are a thumbs up. A nice little ‘hey this post is cool!’ or ‘i agree with this post.’ users can elect in settings to have their likes visibly on their page, meaning when you go to their actual tumblr, theres a link to liked posts. however, i have always disabled this in the same vein that none of you will ever see my ao3 history. if you get a like, you’ll get notified, but that’s all it really does in the grand scheme of things.
reblogs - if theres a post you want to share, reblog it. reblogging it puts it on the dash (feed) of anyone that follows you. tumblr does have a setting to see popular posts, ‘in your orbit,’ or ‘for you’ as in things it thinks you may like. it has a setting for recommended posts into your feed. i, and mostly everyone i know, disable these features and rely solely on their dash. so assume if you’re reblogging this post, you’re sharing it to make sure the people that follow you also see it. if no one reblogs this post, then only the 150 people that follow me will see it and it will die. which is totally cool. im rambling all over this shit and forgot what capital letters are. its probably half wrong anyways.
some people will say always reblog instead of like. i think its give or take. it depends on what you like, what you want to share, you’re weird taste in shit you want people to know about and not know. if you reblog, you will make sure more people see something wonderful and its a really lovely and free way to help writers, artists, etc. spread their art.
commenting on a reblog - its not necessary. I probably do it once in a blue moon these days. adding a comment in your reblog is like jumping into the conversation. usually i reserve this for things that are important and want others to build on as well. or continue the shitpost cause i like to think im funny sometimes. if its something like my bullshit commentary that really does not apply to anything in the post or i dont want spread on everyone’s dash as they go on to reblog it, i write it in the tags. for example, please reblog this and add anything i missed that helps you navigate tumblr. write in the tag if you think its bullshit and i should delete.
replies - replies were made because when they didn’t exist, people would have ‘dash conversations’ by reblogging one post over and over and over and over again. it would be a post of 50+ posts of two people having a conversation and about things like is it red or blood orange. this was especially awful in rp when sometimes posts would only be a few sentences asking ‘hey whats up how are you.’ so use a reply if you want to tell the original poster something, but youre not adding onto the post. a good reply to this post would be a ‘thanks for posting this’ but a good reblog with a comment would be ‘i agree, but also you forgot this important bit!’
something different than twitter (i think???) - your replies do not just show up on someone’s dash. they have to click the little word bubble on the post to read them.
tagging - tagging someone with an @ will give them a notification that you mentioned them in your post. you can also tag in replies. you don’t need to tag the original poster in a reply because they will get a notif that says ‘___ replied to your post.’ my brain is fuzzy here, but i believe if you put a reply on a post that is a reblog, both the current poster/reblogger and the original poster will get notifs. i only say this cause some people get annoyed by too much tagging, but as someone that doesnt give a shit, just always tag me. tumblr eats shit or doesnt work sometimes, so just blow up my notifs.
asks/submit - some people enable you to ask or submit posts. when they answer the ask or approve the submission, it will end up as a post on their dash. if the ask is not anon, they can also reply privately. a lot of people do not allow anons these days because while tumblr is one of the better social medias ive encountered, there are still some assholes that like to send hate anons. and i will say this for the people skimming this - ASKS GET EATEN.��aka they disappear from asks boxes or don’t even show up. if someone says they didn’t get it, there’s probably like an 80% chance they are not lying. there’s a 20% chance they are and don’t want to answer it but like that’s their choice too.
messaging - for the new kids, this is DMing. for the cool kids in back, this feature was enabled cause aol took aim away from us. this caused a huge panic of how do we privately talk to our friends since while replies are okay for convos, anyone can see them and tbh can get cumbersome for longer communication. i use this feature a lot to send my friends posts that i need to make sure they see. maybe its not my sort of content id reblog, but i know for a sure thing they will love it, so im passing it along for them to reblog, laugh at, tell me im an asshole cause its a meme making fun of them, etc.
ask games - sometimes people reblog posts that say SEND ME A NUMBER and theres a list of numbered questions. as i grew up here in roleplay, i was taught it was good tumblr etiquette to always send numbers to the person you reblogged from. I was also taught just to send numbers if you see them cause you’re cultivating friendships here and maybe you don’t know the person, but TRUST ME, they will love and appreciate you took the time to get to know them just a little. its not hard to send 1-5 and then fuck off but it will give them something fun to do and maybe make their entire day so.. send the numbers.
WHAT YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO: who interacts with your posts a lot. do you see the same username liking your things? does the person reply a lot. FOLLOW THEM! reply to their posts! fangirl from afar and send a shy ask saying hi i love you. propose on the dash. answer their questions. become FRIENDS. we’re all the weird kids here so don’t worry, we love you already.
WHAT NOT TO DO: NEVER STEAL POSTS OR CONTENT. this means, you see a pretty piece of art- reblog it. do not right click, copy link to image, and make your own post. love a passage someone wrote? see a HILARIOUS joke? do not copy and paste it into your own post. If you feel in someway you NEED to do this, contact the original poster, ask permission and how they want to be credited. you might have to link to their tumblr, you might have to link to their tumblr, ig, ao3, website, mom’s best friends snapchat, whatever... you listen to how they want to be credited and respect it. and if they say no? go reblog it and sit down. this is the same how you would never copy and paste someone’s tweet and say it as your own. or would you???? is that a thing??? maybe i shouldn’t be helping you come here...
ALSO, JUST LIKE AO3, NOTES MEAN NOTHING. a lot of notes does not mean its a great post. Something can have 500 notes and its two friends shitposting ‘hi’ back and forth in the replies 250 times each. and yes, this has happened before and will happen again because this is a hellscape.
crabs/april fools/tumblarity/fonts and colors/xkit - you know how in YOU they have those like seven totems of living in LA? same concept except when you understand it all, you’re cursed to live here forever. you’re welcome.
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please expand, add to this, tell me im wrong, tell me to get off tiktok cause i need to stop yelling at children to let me love my favorite ships idc what canon says.
the good news is, if you think you’re doing it wrong, then youre using tumblr right. people might say don’t use it like a diary, but you bet ill write a long ass post venting about my depression and/or that my sock has a hole in the toe. people say posts have to have content and length... brevity is the soul of wit or whatever and i love a good shitpost and i will reblog a post that is legit ‘wish i could pet a dog today.’
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mcyt brain rot for you all
this is both anysis and headcanon and au scenario, all blended together. you're welcome :D
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i have this headcanon,,,, cobbled together by some tumblr posts i read,,,, but some of them point out that wilbur is like, good at manipulating people as well to a point, right?
so i was thinking. what if his reach extended far beyond what anyone thought of? *what if wilbur's influence spread to dream?*
i know we've discussed this before (or sparrow analyzed it idk) but like. hear me out. this headcanon has to do with how wilbur wants to create a narrative. pit it against dream and his presumed original desires to create a safe happy place for his friends. wilbur's insistence that dream is the "tyrant". what if wilbur saw how dream was pointedly staying out of conflict, decided, "i dont like that," and began twisting the storyline and pulled dream's strings (pointedly off camera bc headcanons, babyyyy) so that dream would eventually fall into ruin, as the disgraced tyrant?
and dream...he KNOWS what wilbur's doing. to him specifically. and he's struggling so hard at the beginning, judging by his soft, passive demeanor when wilbur asks about the tnt.
i think, that somewhere along the line, dream lost sight of where his boundaries lied, and falls right into wilbur's plot pit and became The Villain. and he's like, fuck. I went and done it, oh no.
and....it worsens.
i had this whole scenario in my head that dream fully embraces the villain role, plays wilbur's game and completes the "narrative"...but is so fed up with wilbur and his stupid fucking ploys that he...bends the rules a little. changes shit up.
something...oh, a little like "lets speedrun my fall into villainy" bc it wouldn't be dream without the speedrun.
fast forward to prison. maybe if dream finally gets to resurrect wilbur. and wilbur is Not Pleased with how dream has decided to handle his narrative.
but its like. dream doesn't give two shits about wilbur's goddamn narrative anymore. he **played wilbur's game**. he's done with his role. he's given them peace, given them a happy end.
sure, he's given the rest plenty of trauma, but hey, it all turned out okay in the end, right? theyve got their happy ending. theyve BEATEN the big bad nightmare. his role is OVER.
but wilbur doesnt like it. doesnt like the lengths dream went to. it wasn't supposed to be like this. dream wasn't supposed to turn out this much of a *monster.*
and dream laughs. "will, wilby, wilbur," he croons madly, in his pretty little cell, preening like a cat. "i dont care," he hisses. "you fucking wanted this. you WANTED me to be this way. right? mr. revolutionary man? come on now, dont tell me you never expected this."
and wilbur tries to protest, but dream cuts him off.
"no. NO. dont' play your stupid littke games on me wilbur. you udnerstand? im DONE. im so sick of your bullshit, your countries your wars and your stupid fucking "story". I WANTED PEACE AND SAFETY. ALL i asked was "hey, don't be jerks, we're all one big community," and you didn't even have the DECENCY to just adhere to those rules, not even a little bit! you -- i let you in here because of TOMMY, you know that? the reason you even got to BE in this world was because tommy "vouched" for you. said you would be a great addition. and tommy-- i loved that kid back then, you know? he was bright and annoying and he made the server FUN. you took that brilliance, took that kid, and turned him against me, against ALL of us -- for what? independence? I HANDED YOU INDEPENDENCE AND YOU SPAT IT IN MY FACE LIKE IT WAS THE MOST VILE THING YOUVE EVER RECEIVED. i didnt even ENFORCE my rules, they were so loose literally EVERYONE broke them at some point.
but you? you had the audacity to call me a tyrant. to call me selfish, greedy, controlling. and then you declared war. the pet wars, the first disc wars weren't even close to the intensity you brewed during the revolution.
you had this little ideal in your head. and ill have to hand it to you, it was certainly impressive. but you didnt need to press it, to pressure it on the people of my server. you did anyway. you created this plot, this scheme to paint me as the villain, as the final boss. and you know what? FINE! if this is what it takes for them to be safe and happy, i'll be the villain.
but don't come in here expecting me to play that role again. i DID my part. i united them. my work is over.
but you, wilbur? heh. you get to deal with ALL the consequences of your war games. you'll be the one dealing with tommy's nightmares, tubbo's anger, everyone's hatred, fuck, you even get to deal with the egg!! isnt that nice? i was willing to deal with the egg, you know, it appeared before the whole election thing. but since you're here, you may as well take over. because you're SO great at directing them, you know? better than i ever could.
point is, wilbur, you don't get to use me as the tyrant, the final boss, the bad guy, and the villain anymore. when i said i would be putting the most powerful person in here, I wasn't fucking lying!"
"but tommy said you were going to put him in there!"
"you know, with the amount of times ive practically lied to that kid, im surprised he still believed me. i was never planning to put him in here. no one else would be put in here. hell, even techno and phil would just have gotten stuck here for about a week. i had guidelines, you know. i put them in a book somehwere, in one of my bases. no one was supposed to get unfair treatment. unfortunately i seemed to have pulled the short end of thr stick. that seems to be all that im doing these days."
"dream—"
"no. don't do that. don't pull me into another one of your plots wilbur. i don't want to hear it. you got your villain. your villain is gone, wilbur.
it's time to be the hero. :)"
basically my points here are like.
-wilbur made a narrative that dream didnt agree with
-this narrative painted dream in a negative villian light so dream basically said "yeah fuck that" and spedran his role
-headcanons galore i really do like the idea of dream creating that prison for himself to be locked in
-once wilbur is back he visits dream and explains his displeasure that dream went and did the things he did bc 1) hurt a lot of people personally and 2) did not adhere to the villain role wilbur specifically assigned to dream
-additional mentions: both wanted peace but in different forms. dream wanted peace for peace's sake but wilbur wanted peace after struggles. dream genuinely loved everyone on the server, but had to shed those attachments because to him, PERSONALLY, it would be a weakness towards his "villainous" role. his threatening of tubbo in front of tommy so tommy can "be the hero like spiderman and batman" shows that he knows exactly how empowering attachments are. lastly, dream only began manipulating people after the pogtopia arc. he mostly stayed the neutral party during it, and was just reacting with plans among plans during the lmanburg revolution.
-additionally, wilbur really wanted to stay dead, but dream said "haha no" and alived him again bc if he has to be the one to inflict trauma onto people then wilbur has to suffer leading the efforts to recovery.
hi @dreamsclock u keep giving me brainrot so im tossing this at u thank u goodbye i hope u dont mind the tag
#dream smp#dsmp#roleplay#au idea#dreamwastaken#wilbur soot#villain dream#will dreamsclock see this#idk#dreamsclock
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Losing A Friend
Summary: Part of the Throughout the Years series. Annabella experiences loss and Burce is unsure how to handle it.
Tagging: @lizartgurl (Still going to tag you while you’re gone) @thespacebuns @melyaliz @coffee-randomness @speedypan @gobydana
A/N So I know for a fact I posted this not too long ago because @thespacebuns reblogged with her amazing tag comments but as I’m working on updating my master list I cant find this one so I dont know if i accidentally elected it or if tumblr did
Warnings: Pet death(Honestly it was so hard to write this)
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Ever since that old black cat had come into Annabella’s life Bruce knew there was something special about it. Annabella couldn’t go anywhere without the cat following her. The cat had been dubbed Mr. Kitty and he was her protector. Sure lots of people tended to give Annabella and Mr. Kitty a side eye but Bruce didn’t really mind he knew the cat made her happy and that’s what mattered the most, though he could never help but wonder where did he come from.
“Are you sure you didn’t send him?” Bruce asked as he watched Annabella play in the garden with Mr. Kitty.
“Should I be offended that you think I’d spy on my granddaughter with a cat?” Teresa said over the phone.
“So your not spying on her?” Bruce asked.
“Not with a cat.”
Bruce sighed as he watched Annabella collect some flowers. “Do you think the god has anything to do with this?”
“To be honest I am not sure. It could be. Though she’s too young to be tested already.”
Bruce simply hummed a response.
“Speaking of being watched over… have you found anything recent?”
“No, and I’ve given the case over to someone else. Someone who can be a bit more thorough than me. But for someone who doesn’t have magic anymore she’s good at keeping hidden.”
“You sure know how to pick them Mr. Wayne.”
“If I recall she’s the one who came after me.” Bruce mumbled.
“Well looks like everything will be on schedule then. I can’t wait to see her. The pictures you’ve sent are adorable but still I want to hold my granddaughter.”
“You will, just one more year.” Bruce said then noticed Annabella was walking back. “I have to go We’ll talk later.”
“Goodbye Mr. Wayne and give my granddaughter a kiss for me.”
“Will do.” Bruce replies and hung up tucking the phone away in my back pant pocket.
Annabella came walking up to him a small bunch of flowers in her hands, Mr.Kitty trotted next to her holding a rather large bug in its mouth.
“Hi papa.” Annabella smiled holding the flowers up to him. “For you.”
Bruce smiled as he leaned down taking the flowers. Mr. Kitty dropped the bug by Bruce’s feet and meowed happily. Bruce was used to these cat gifts, he use to get dead rats and one squirrel but after Annabella got upset at seeing them the began hunting the bugs instead. Though Bruce still found a dead rat in his study from time to time.
“Thank you sunshine, and thank you Mr. Kitty.” Bruce kissed Annabella’s head then scratched the cats head.
“Mr. Kitty wants a nap.” Annabella said rubbing her own eyes.
“Then let’s set you both down for a nap.” Bruce said picking Annabella up and taking her to her room.
Annabella took Mr. Kittys health very seriously so Bruce did too. So when Annabella came to him one morning worried about him Bruce knew it was important.
“Papa.” Annabella whispered carefully shaking Bruces arm. “Papa.”
“Hmm what? What’s wrong? Are you hurt?” Bruce mumbled getting up quickly and inspected her.
“No.” Annabella said. “Somethings wrong with Mr. Kitty.”
“Oh? What is it?” Bruce asked rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
“He’s not eating his breakfast and he looks sad.” Annabella explained.
“Okay let me see.” Bruce said picking up Annabella and getting out off bed.
Sure enough when they got to where Mr. Kitty likes to lay down he was curled up and staring at the floor as if he was too sad to move.
“Hey buddy whats wrong?” Bruce asked a scratching the cat on the head.
Mr. Kitty lifted his head and meowed softly before tucking his head into his paws. Bruce frowned and checked him for any injuries. Annabella tried to give him some food but he wouldn’t budge.
“Let’s take him to Virginia.” Bruce decided when he couldn’t spot anything wrong with him.
“Okay.” Annabella mumbled petting the cat softly.
Bruce knew it was bad when Virginia came back from checking on Mr. Kitty.
“Bruce can I speak to you.” Virginia said quietly glancing carefully at Annabella who was being distracted by Olivia.
“What is it?” Bruce asked when they stepped into her office.
Virginia sighed as she rubbed her eyes, she looked at Bruce with sympathy.
“Bruce I’m sorry, I don’t know how I didn’t catch it sooner but it appears Mr. Kitty has bone cancer.” Virginia said.
“Is it treatable?” Bruce asked, Virginia shook her head softly.
“I’m sorry but we don’t really know how old he is and how long he can fight this. I can have him start treatment. At the most I give him a year… your going to need to prepare Annabella for when the time comes.”
Bruce sighed and rubbed his face. He wasn’t sure how to break this news to her. He had hoped he wouldn’t have to tell her about things like this till she was older.
“Yeah I know. I’ll tell her.” Bruce sighed.
The months that followed were hard. Annabella was a bit confused as to why Mr. Kitty wasn’t getting better with the medicine, and Bruce had a hard time explaining what was happening. Still she seemed to take Mr. Kitties health even more seriously, making sure to give him his medicine on time and that he would eat properly.
“It’s medicine time Mr. Kitty.” Bruce heard Annabella say as he walked into her play room.
Mr. Kitty meowed in displeasure and Annabella petted his head.
“I know but it’s good for you.” Annabella reasoned Bruce kneeled down next her holding the medicine.
Annabella carefully held him as Bruce administered the medicine. Bruce gave the cat a small pat as he finished.
“How about we eat outside let Mr. Kitty get some fresh air.” Bruce suggested hoping to cheer her up.
“Okay.” Annabella nodded setting the cat down.
Bruce could tell the cat was trying to perk up for her.
When the day finally came Bruce felt as if his heart was going to break. He held Annabella as she cried her little heart out. Even Alfred was trying to hold back tears as he collected cat to safely put away. Bruce had decided to stay as Batman to protect her but how could he protect her against a broken heart?
“I don’t know what to do.” Bruce whispered as he rubbed his head, Selina set down a cup of coffee in front of him. “I thought maybe bringing her here might cheer her up a bit.”
The two adults looked into selinas living room where Annabella was checking the heartbeat of Selinas cat Isis. The other cats who were use to the little girl simply laid down around her waiting their turn to be “checked”.
“She’s been latching onto her kitty doctor dream a lot more.” Bruce said sadly smiling at the scene before him.
“She’s coping.” Selina said
“I know.” Bruce sighed. “I’m debating if I should get her another pet.”
“No, not now. It’s too soon. Wait for her to tell you. Right now just keep doing what your doing. Bring her here whenever you want so she can do checkups. Take her to her vet friend whenever you can. Keep encouraging her dream and she’ll get through this.” Selina said giving Bruce a small kiss on his cheek.
Bruce smiled softly and turned to face her. “Thank you, and on a different note I’ve been invited to a wedding and I need a plus one.”
“I thought you normally turn down these things.”
“Apparently my presence is being demanded and yes they’re even letting Annabella attend so no I can’t use her as an excuse.” Bruce said reading Selinas expression.
“Well in that case sure, whose wedding is it?” Selina asked and Bruce’s lips set into a fine lin.
“It’s for Falcone’s nephew.” He mumbled.
“I see.” Selina said smoothly her eyes fixed on Annabella again. “Tell me when and I'll meet you there.”
Bruce smiled at her and gave her a kiss.
“Have you buried him yet?” Selina suddenly asked.
“No poor thing is just frozen haven’t had the heart to bury him yet.”
“You should do something special, something to help her say goodbye properly.” Selina said.
Bruce nodded as he watched Annabella snuggle into a pile of cats.
“Okay let's dig just a little more.” Bruce urged, Annabella nodded as she dug some more dirt out of the hole with her little shovel.
“Like that?” Annabella asked when she finished.
“Perfect.” Bruce said as he grabbed the small box.
It was a simple wooden box he had made and let Annabella decorate with little drawings. Carefully he placed it in the hole and covered part of it up with dirt.
“Now we put the plant in.” Bruce said helping Annabella put the plant in place.
“Okay.” Annabella said and carefully began patting more dirt in place.
“Good. Now some water.” Bruce encouraged, Annabella grabbed her little pale and drizzled some water over the plant.
Annabella let out a small huff when she finished and wiped her face.
“We met Mr. Kitty like this.” She suddenly spoke.
“Yeah we did.” Bruce said carefully.
“He loved the garden.”
“Yeah he did.”
“I miss him.” Annabella mumbled.
“I know you do sunshine. I miss him too.” Bruce said wrapping an arm around his daughter.
“I love you papa.” Annabella said burying her face against him.
“I love you too sunshine.”
Annabella looked back at the plant. “Goodnight Mr. Kitty”
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Avenger Liberty Kids
Hear me out...
The liberty kids as the Avenger’s kids.
Sarah is Tony and Natasha’s daughter
James is Steve and Sharon’s son
and lastly, Henri is Bucky and Clint’s son
SO my headcannon goes as follows: James, Sarah and Henri have a history project due so they go to Stephen Strange’s Sanctum Sanctorum for research purposes. However, Henri finds a book with a spell that will send the kids back in time and he thinks this is a great idea.
“Henri, no.” that would be Sarah because her dad may be reckless but her mom taught her to have common sense.
“Henri, yes.” being the son of Bucky Barnes and Clint Barton doesn’t really leave room for boring and reasonable.
James doesn’t get a say before Henri launches into the incantation, effectively sending their asses back to 1773.
Stephen walks into the room where the kids are supposed to be and sees the book open on the floor. “Oh fuck.” He watches history begin to rewrite itself adding the children into fold. Wong just sighs and thinks ‘who let this man be in charge of kids?’
Meanwhile in 1773, the kids are approached by someone and James stutters out their names and Henri grins and says “hello” in a very heavy French accent because he’s a little shit and Sarah follows suit with a British accent because, hey, when in Rome you know? She also makes up some bullshit backstories for all of them On The Spot™ because her mother is a former spy and her father is a surprisingly good liar. James takes charge by saying Sarah and himself are reporters and Henri tags along for the fun of it. He also claims to know Benjamin Franklin and the person is like “Oh you do, do you?” and brings them to Benjamin Franklin and Benjamin Franklin is confused but goes along with the children’s story because, hey, he likes the help people. So he elects Moses to watch over them and they all have adventures.
Stephen Strange has to contact the Avengers.
It goes as well as one think it would.
When everyone finds out their kids have been yeeted into the past Bucky and Clint high five because maybe their son will finally enjoy learning and dont forget "hell yeah our son did magic!!"
Steve and sharon are very vocally worried about their spitfire, good intentions, doesnt know when to be quiet son.
Tony is freaking out because that's his baby girl Strange!! Natasha is Not Amused™ and Peter is salty he didnt get to go with.
Tony calls Bruce saying he might need the squishy science expert while also arguing with an upset moody Peter cause he wants to meet Benjamin Franklin while Natasha takes the phone and explains what happened and hes like "thats... that's really not my area of expertise. Do you need Thor to contact Loki or does Strange got this?"
While Strange tries to reverse the spell, the parents are reading the history book write itself with their children's antics
Henri swears a lot.
Sarah is actually having fun.
James hasn’t said something that would get him killed.
It’s going pretty well for them.
Until the parent’s realize the book is switching years and bringing their kids with.
It takes about a week for Strange to reverse the spell and get the kids back, but it’s been years for them. 16 to be exact.
When they come back they just start sobbing into their parents arms and Henri slips into French sometimes and can’t shake the accent and Sarah has a faint British accent for a few years and James understands his dad a little better because he was close to the front lines without actually fighting for years.
They all need therapy.
Their history project gets an A.
The end,
#liberty kids#avengers#natasha romanoff#natasha romanov#tony stark#peter parker#clint barton#bucky barnes#james barnes#james buchanan barnes#Steve Rogers#stephen strange#dr. strange#wong#sanctum sanctorum#new york#benjamin franklin#headcannon#history#domestic avengers#avengers family#parent avengers#fandom
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One mess, two mess, three mess, four
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UY9vq0
by LunaLovegood2417
Loki and Sylvie have no idea how to effectively parent, Heimdall is content to let them muddle it out, Mobius has popcorn and a jetski and Thor somehow got his hands on a vintage camcorder.
Words: 1324, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Sylvie (Loki TV), Hunter B-15 (Marvel), Mobius M. Mobius, Miss Minutes (Loki TV), Thor (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), Tommy (WandaVision), Billy (WandaVision), Freyja Lokisdottir (OC), Thor Lokison (OC), Hela Lokison (OC), Valkerie Thorsdottir (OC), Bruce Thorson (OC), Alligator Loki (Loki TV), Kid Loki (Loki TV), Heimdall (Marvel)
Relationships: Loki/Sylvie (Loki TV), Jane Foster/Thor, Wanda Maximoff/Vision
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I don't see why being sentimental needs to mean giving up property rights
(6-19-20) You both like politics.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm fine you?
Stranger: I'm okay
Stranger: Changed my asset allocation a bit
You: ohh fancy
You: how so?
Stranger: Added international equities
You: mhm is there a reason why?
Stranger: Diversification
You: I see
Stranger: It's pretty cheap
Stranger: Fidelity's international index fund is like 0.035% a year
You: ohh
You: is it a lower rate than domestic ones?
Stranger: Yup, that's like $3.5 for every $10,000
Stranger: No
You: oh, it's higher?
You: or about the same?
Stranger: I mean, Fidelity even has a zero expense ratio index series now
Stranger: I don't personally use it but you can get that if you want
You: idk what that means ^^
Stranger: It's 0 for all
Stranger: No expense ratio
Stranger: 0 expense ratio
You: sorry I'm not super financially literate so idk what that means
You: like no fees or something?
Stranger: You don't pay an annual fee on the fund
You: ahh k
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 26
Stranger: Ok
You: you?
Stranger: I'm 24
You: mhm it's good that you're investing
Stranger: I've been investing for a few years now
Stranger: Mostly domestic equities
You: yeah do you just follow index funds?
Stranger: It's painful to change allocation
You: why?
Stranger: I just buy index funds, yes
Stranger: Because selling means taxes
You: mhm
Stranger: Unless you're in a 401k or IRA
You: right
Stranger: But the space there is limited
Stranger: And I invest a lot more than those limits
You: right
Stranger: Index funds are pretty cheap these days
You: mhm I heard they are good to buy
You: I was told that when you're young you should buy riskier though
Stranger: It's like buying a share the one company that you would get
Stranger: if all the companies merged together
You: right
Stranger: Riskier than equities?
You: stocks
Stranger: Like leveraged equities?
Stranger: Yeah?
Stranger: I mean, stock index funds buy stocks
Stranger: Underneath
You: mhm
You: what brings you to omegle?
Stranger: Just bored on a Friday evening
Stranger: Got done with work
Stranger: Reading news
You: ah okay
You: what tags do you normally do?
Stranger: Hm, computer science, investing, politics, san francisco
You: oh you're from SF?
Stranger: Bay Area, yeah
Stranger: Unfortunately
You: mhm expensive
Stranger: Eh
You: not really?
Stranger: I mean, the pay is a fair bit higher
Stranger: Expenses don't scale as much
Stranger: Like the rent here is 2.5K for a 1 bedroom apartment
You: ahh okay
Stranger: I pay 1.25K a month
Stranger: my girlfriend pays 1.25K
Stranger: But my pay would be like 5K a month less in say Tennessee
You: I see
Stranger: So money left after rent is definitely higher here
Stranger: Than wherever else
You: mhm
Stranger: Rent in Tennessee may be 1K a month but who cares really
You: does your workplace have offices in other states?
Stranger: Totally
Stranger: Like ten states
You: mhm
You: yeah I haven't thought very much about how differently the same company in different states
You: *pays
Stranger: Incredibly differently
Stranger: https://www.levels.fyi/locations/
You: I feel like the stereotype is that SF has a lot of fancy tech companies, therefore the salary is high because of the company
Stranger: The median pay in the Bay Area is 239K
Stranger: It's 115K in Dallas
You: mhm
You: (I was just thinking 239k is a lot haha)
Stranger: 136K in Chicago
Stranger: 239K is the median here, you can make more if you are more senior
Stranger: Or perform well above average
Stranger: This is tech
Stranger: Pay
Stranger: I mean
You: right
You: I'm not familiar with tech salaries
Stranger: That site has a good summary
Stranger: Anyway..
You: it's interesting, thanks for sharing it
Stranger: What do you do in life
You: research tech
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: It says you like politics
Stranger: What are your interests there
You: mhm, pretty general I guess
You: I'm mostly here to hear about other ppl's opinions
You: I'm interesting in the diversity of opinions across different areas I guess
You: *interested
Stranger: Are you a guy
You: yup
Stranger: Same
Stranger: Do you plan on getting married
You: mhm... idk
You: you?
Stranger: I'm not
You: that sounds very resolute even though you're cohabitating?
Stranger: Well, yeah, talked this through on the third date
Stranger: We've been together since sophomore year of college
You: right
You: and is there a reason why you dont want to get married?
Stranger: Don't see any reason to
Stranger: All you get is lose property rights
You: mhm in what way?
Stranger: As in you don't own anything
Stranger: The marriage does
Stranger: Which is why things get divvied up in divorce
You: oh, so you prefer to keep things totally separate?
Stranger: Most definitely
You: mhm you sound like a hyper-rational person
You: I feel like the popular norm is to get a prenup
Stranger: Eh
Stranger: I would definitely not call that a norm
Stranger: Almost nobody gets a prenup
You: hm, really?
Stranger: As a % of marriages
You: oh I just thought that the stereotype was that among highly educated people with a lot going into a marriage, they would
Stranger: https://www.oceansidedivorcelawfirm.com/prenup/prenuptial-agreement-statistics/
Stranger: "Despite half of all marriages ending in divorce, only 11% of couples state that there’s a chance their marriage could end in divorce and less than 5% have a prenup in place to protect their interests should they divorce"
You: like marriage laywers and things
You: but idk
You: I feel like not all americans have incomes on the level that you do
Stranger: And prenups get routinely thrown out
Stranger: I mean, that's just not true
Stranger: Jeff Bezos just divorced
Stranger: Richest man on earth
Stranger: Because his wife was extra awesome
Stranger: He only had to give 25% of his assets
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Otherwise it'd be at least 50%
Stranger: Now she's one of the richest people on earth
You: mhm
Stranger: What
You: hm?
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: Jeff Bezos was valedictorian at Princeton
Stranger: In Electrical Engineering and Computer Science
Stranger: He started by working at an investment banking firm in NYC
Stranger: He was always elite...
Stranger: Didn't get a prenup
You: right
Stranger: And at any rate
Stranger: The courts just say
Stranger: The wife was under duress
Stranger: Or it has aged out
You: in either case I thought it was just a stereotype, I could just be totally wrong
Stranger: If the marriage is more than a couple years old
You: mhm
Stranger: I think it makes the relationship stronger for sure
Stranger: Given it's so easy to just walk out
You: what makes the relationship stronger?
Stranger: You've really got to be choosing to be with the other person everyday
You: ahh yeah
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: Married people
Stranger: A lot of them
You: I guess I haven't thought very much about the meaning of marriage
Stranger: Just put up with whatever
Stranger: Just to avoid the hassle
You: mhm
You: I guess for me I'm just irrationally sentimental haha
Stranger: Hm, okay
Stranger: I don't see why being sentimental needs to mean giving up property rights
You: I mean from my eyes, you seem to be a hyper-rational person
Stranger: That seems like unnecessary negative judgement on people that don't get married
You: hm? I don't mean it negatively
You: sorry if it came off that way
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: So you said you research tech?
You: you just seem like 500% more rational than everyone haha
Stranger: What do you mean by that exactly
You: research technician?
Stranger: Ah ok
You: like sort of do experiments
Stranger: I read it as
Stranger: I research "tech"
You: oh yeah, it's just the job title
Stranger: Makes sense
Stranger: So what are your political ideas generally
Stranger: Also what state are you in
You: mhm new england
You: I'm kind of moderate left
Stranger: Okay
You: I don't have extremely strong views
You: it's more so I'm very interested in understanding the views of others
You: and I guess the kind of lives that other ppl have
You: I think the coasts are kind of a bubble
You: it's easy to miss what a lot of the country goes through
Stranger: Well
Stranger: The coasts are kind of a bubble
Stranger: But they also do have most of the people
Stranger: So like, pretty representativwe
Stranger: representative*
You: mhm idk if that kind of reasoning works
You: like if you were to hypothetically imagine a world democracy
You: it's like saying asia is representative of the world
Stranger: Well, works if you weight it by people rather than by geographical area
Stranger: No, since Asia only makes up 40% of the world's population
Stranger: And there's little linking India and China
Stranger: Two vastly different cultures
Stranger: Other than white people saying
Stranger: "Ok, this is Europe, which is where I'm at - all this stuff east of me is asia"
You: hm? you've lost me a little
Stranger: I'm just saying Asia as a label doesn't make sense since there's little tying say China to India
Stranger: And moreover Asia is not representative of the world in general
You: oh, idk divisions are arbitrary
Stranger: Most of the GDP is not in Asia
You: or at least, my statement was intended as a counterargument
You: for the coasts being representative of the US based on the premise that most of the population is concentrated there
Stranger: Well, not really as a % of the population
Stranger: If 75% of people were in Asia
Stranger: And all incomes were same across earth
Stranger: Then yes, Asia would pretty much be world
You: mhm I just think that there's a function and purpose to having a government that takes into consideration geography
You: for instance, I don't believe in presidential elections based entirely on popular vote
You: even though I am a democrat
Stranger: Hm, ok
Stranger: Well, there's some chance the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact will go through
You: the design of the senate is to ensure that each state (which is a geographical designation) has a voice in government
You: otherwise states like idk idaho would have no voice at all
Stranger: Sure
You: I think electoral reform is good though
You: in either case I do think a rural-urban divide should be considered
You: and I think protections should exist for rural interests
Stranger: I see
Stranger: So you're voting Joe Biden?
You: yup
Stranger: What policies of his do you like?
You: mhm it's more of a "I definitely won't vote trump"
Stranger: Right
You: what are your thoughts?
Stranger: On his policies?
You: sure, or in general
Stranger: Hm
Stranger: I suppose I'm pretty neutral
Stranger: I think they have similar policies
You: who did you support in the primary?
Stranger: Although I suppose I do prefer Trump's policies more in general although not a fan of him as a person
You: which of his policies did you like?
Stranger: Did not vote in the primaries
Stranger: Cutting corporate tax rates for one
Stranger: That's one I think is definitely important
Stranger: Reducing trade imbalances
Stranger: Especially with China I think is very critical
Stranger: He's got great policy on that
You: are those the tariffs or are you talking about something else?
Stranger: Individual income tax cuts I'm not a fan of
Stranger: He blew a massive hole in the budget
Stranger: I mean the negotiations in general
Stranger: The tariffs are a means to an end
You: ahh I see
You: I haven't seen a lot of data on outcomes of trade
Stranger: Joe Biden has great policy regarding SS
Stranger: He wants to impose the SS taxes after 400,000
Stranger: I think the cap should be removed entirely
Stranger: It's a nonsensical system
You: ah yeah
Stranger: I also like his carbon tax a lot, even though climate change is not really a concern of mine
Stranger: Since it is very much like a VAT or sales tax
Stranger: Which I'm a big fan of by Democrats say they hate...
Stranger: but*
You: mhm
You: it sounds like economics are you main concern
Stranger: Joe Biden also has great immigration policu
Stranger: He has called for a moratorium on deportations
Stranger: Trump is doing buffoonish stuff there
Stranger: Although Biden wants to deport criminals which makes no sense
Stranger: Given the high recidivism levels
Stranger: They just reenter the border illegally and commit more crimes
You: mhm interesting
Stranger: They need to be imprisoned not deported
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Housing policy is my primary concern, over economics
You: oh, how so?
Stranger: But I see that more as a state-level issue and not a federal one
Stranger: Well
Stranger: In the San Francisco Bay Area for instance
Stranger: Over 90% of the land zoned for residential use is zoned single-family
Stranger: i.e. it is illegal to build anything but a single-family house
You: huh
Stranger: Causing massive housing shortages
Stranger: The housing prices are through the roof
Stranger: And especially low earners are very house poor
You: is this a controversial issue at all?
You: I don't understand why your city would keep those zoning regulations
Stranger: Because the homeowners like it
You: mhm
Stranger: The current governor Gavin Newsom ran saying he'll fight for reform
Stranger: But he got nothing done
Stranger: Nothing at all
You: right...
Stranger: The median home price in the Bay Area is like a million dollars
You: are zoning regulations city ordinances?
You: so it would be city council elections?
Stranger: City or county depending on context
Stranger: Yeah, in a lot of cases
You: ahh kay
You: I actually don't know what the housing secretary of various departments do
Stranger: Housing secretary of various departments?
Stranger: What do you mean by that
Stranger: Like the HUD secretary?
You: yup
You: I think there are some state counterparts too
Stranger: The HUD mostly manages so called section 8 housing
Stranger: across the various states
You: subsidizing housing?
Stranger: Yeah
You: ahh okay
You: yeah I know very little about this
You: thanks for explaining it to me
Stranger: Really the important part is increasing supply
Stranger: Subsidizing it is not a cure at all
Stranger: Since you still can't physically put more people in no matter what
Stranger: Unless there are more actual housing units
You: is it the developer who decides whether to make something section 8 versus something normal?
Stranger: Well, depends on the ordinance really
Stranger: Usually they require a certain %
Stranger: Like if you build 100 units, at least 30 have to be rent stabilized
Stranger: Or whatever
You: oh
Stranger: Sometimes they can even contribute to a fund instead of actually building the subsidized housing
You: right
Stranger: No developer in their right mind would do that by their own will
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: It's all silly
Stranger: We have that here
You: mhm
Stranger: But it's just very upsetting seeing so many people so house poor
You: yea
You: thanks for explaining all these things to me
Stranger: Anyway
Stranger: I should have dinner now
Stranger: Nice chat
Stranger: Goodbye
You: alright good night!
Stranger has disconnected.
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