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Starlight Express Characters' Corn Nut Ratings 🚂✨

rated by @smarticaleparticales , Aka Dr. Throw Rounds If You Disagree MD. Who doesn't know much about Stex outside of the bits I've told them. This is based mostly on first impression of seeing the character.

Rusty the steam engine: hmmmmmmmmmmm he looks like shy boy soooo original, don’t wanna give him anything too spicy

Greaseball the diesel engine : he gets none, he looks like an asshole

Electra the electric engine: there isn’t a corn nut worthy enough literally nothing could be as perfect

Poppa Mccoy : BBQ looks like he’d genuinely enjoy them, he seems sweet

Belle the sleeping car: i only have a ring…does she like ring flavored cornnuts? [so your rating is a marriage proposal?] Yes.

Pearl the observation car: oooooo jalapeño she can eat spicer if she wanted tbh. [lol goes to give her boyfriend a kiss but uh oh jalapeño.] AW NO WAIT POOR THING THE ORIGINAL IS ALREADY PROBABLY TOO SPICY--

Dinah the dining car: she can get ranch ones

Buffy the buffet car and Ashley the smoking car: they’d share the nacho corn nuts

Duvay the sleeping car: she seems sweet, she could get the Chile picante ones

Carrie the luggage van: looks like she thinks she can handle jalapeño flavored but she really can only handle bbq

Belle the bar car: gets ranch bc she looks like she’s cool af

Dustin the big hopper and Flat-top the brick truck: they'd share cheddar cheese ones

The Rockies: they seem hella goofy they get the party mix

The Hip Hoppers: i’ll give them whatever Rusty dropped eating, they can’t tell. Put ‘em in a bowl and sprinkle popcorn butter powder they won’t know

CB the red caboose: he gets original dipped in windex and draino, he wouldn’t know.

Joule the dynamite truck, Volta the freezer truck, Wrench the repair truck, Purse the money truck, and Krupp the armaments truck: i’m gonna just create a gay mix and give it too them

Killerwatt the security truck: he looks like he’d tell me my cornnuts were contraband

Espresso the Italian national champion: he is adorable. I would make him a pasta flavored cornnut. I will die for Espresso.

Brexit the British national champion: oh fuck this guy. He looks like he’d correct me on not calling my fries chips. Unsalted cornnut or crisps.

Hashamoto the Japanese national champion: his face paint makes him look ready to cry tbh. he’d get a seaweed flavored.

Ruhrgold the German national champion: HNG. HEAR ME OUT. [WHAT?] JUST LISTEN. HANG ON. [HUN.] JUST. I HAVE NO REAL DEFENSE BUT LIKE WAIT. DONT PUT ME IN HORNY JAIL I HAVE A LICENSE. [Still giving this engine a holy water corn nut?] Honestly its for me chief. [Lmao.] LOOK I WASNT PREPARED TO SIMP FOR A FUCKING TRAIN.

Turnov the Russian national champion: the drama. He gets sweet and sour corn nuts.

Bobo the French national champion: Bobo looks like a hobo. Viva la fuck you France. [Im guessin no corn nut for him then?] He gets one with all the flavor licked off.

BONUS (post 2018 rewrites)

Elektra the electric engine: to hell. Absolutely not. Not my Electra. Put him back in the depths. Where tf is the flavor? this is the definition of gentrification.

Momma Mccoy: y'know what i love it. The spunk is there.

Pearl the first class carriage: why are they unseasoning the trains

Caboose: a swift kick to the train nuts and force fed windex/draino corn nuts

Voltar the freezer truck: hmmmm i mean not bad. Its not good but its there. Its so plain.

Coco the French national champion: she looks mean. [She is.] I fucking knew it.

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Song a day for 2016

Cool Guys don't look at explosions. Lonely island

Armageddon-Vox

High In Church-Trevor Moore.

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Zelda with Lyrics-  Brental Floss

You're not the boss of me now-They might be Giants

Boys and Girls LMC

Superman vs Goku ERB

Starlight Starshine Steam powered Giraffe

Craig Stephen Lynch

Clint Eastwood Gorillaz

Gimme Chocolate Baby Metal

Roundtable Rival Lindsey Stirling

Time Warp Rocky Horror Picture Show

I'm not okay (I promise) My Chemical Romance.

Angry white boy polka Weird Al

Almost Human Voltaire.

Martin Luther King vs Ghandi ERB

Batman/Xmen animated openings

Somewhere Over The Rainbow/Wonderful World IZ

Carry on my wayward son-kansas

Grey And Blue-Brave and bold

Share the one world- One Piece

God Thinks-Voltaire

This is war- 30 seconds to mars

March of the Inmates- Psychonauts

I wupped batman's ass

Legal Assassin-Repo the genetic opera.

D-City Rock PSG

Ready Steady Go Larc en Ciel

Devil went down to Georgia- CDB

I wanna rock- Twisted Sister

Polkamon- Weird Al

I can't stop Laughing- Joker

Teen Titans, Japanese version, english translation- Beast Boy

Shoot All Your Problems Away-Tomska

Steven Universe full theme-Steven and the crystal gems

Oh No you didn't

I don't love you-MCR

Heartbeat-2pm

Killed by Love-Alice Cooper

How can I not love you

Nothing-The Script

Classic Rock tune- Stephen Lynch

Breakeven- The Script

Musical Suicide- Tomska

Hallelujah- Rufus Wainwright

Only my heart talking-Alice cooper

Knights in white satin

Only you-Joker

Can't smile without you- Barry manilow +Pokemon themes

Turn Back the clock- Steam powered giraffe.

My Immortal -Evanescense

I need some sleep- Eels

On my own- Les Miserables

Feathery Wings- Voltaire

Ghost of you- My Chemical romance

Hell is living without you-alice cooper

If you ever come back- the script

love stinks- adam sandler

Youth-Daughter

Talk you down- The script

Somebody Kill me please- Adam Sandler

Owee- Voltaire

Six degrees of separation- the script

Give my love to rose- johnny cash

how- daughter

Skinny genes- Jenny bee cover

I miss the misery- ten second songs

Come on Eileen- Dexy midnight runners

Overkill- colin hay

rant song- scrubs

Ashita kuru hi Kobato

Bink's sake, rumbar pirates

Stronger than you- Garnet-steven

Burning Love- Elivis

So strong my face is

Murmaider

Owls- Weebls

Riding a black Unicorn- Voltaire

Put a banana in your ear

Soul- Ox

Amazing horse- Mr.Weebl

Elector Gypsy- Savlonic

The Driver- Salvonic

Tiny Japanese Girl- Salvonic

YOLO- Lonely Island

4 Chords- Axis of Awesome.

Rage of thrones- Axis of awesome

Renegade- Styx

He Lives in you(Reprise)-Lion King

Mirror B Theme

Dr. Mario- Brental Floss

All Champion Themes

Mercenary

Smash Bros

You Don't Know Me- Bandy Leggz

Ashley- Wario

Look who's laughing now

The stars-steam powered giraffe

deviljho

tetris with lyrics. Brental floss

When you walk away- kingdom hearts

every pokemon intro

Bishock song- Brental Floss

Bioshock infinite song- Brental Floss

Chop Chop Master onion rap- parappa the rapper

Undertale-Undertale

Squid Sisters

All rival theme

Dearly Beloved yoko shimomura

Video game medley-lindsey sterling

crash bandicoot 1 theme

mario bros theme

green hill sonic theme

pacman theme-smash

no more hereoes, its kill or be killed

I am all of me.

elite four battle themes

all lab themes

 all team bosses

J.R.R tolkien vsx George R. R. Martin ERB

x gon give it to ya

Giant Woman Steven Universe

yoda weird al

Darth Vader vs Hitler 1 2 3

founding fathers trevor moore

Drive me bats: BTBTB

mother lover lonely island

Make  man out of you TFS

El Barquito Voltaire

saga of jesse Jane Alice cooper

Danger zone Kenny

Be Prepared scar

Everybody wants to be a cat

Yes no

You're a fucking nerd Ok Go

On a boat one piece

boner song wkuk

anybody there? script

Crabs weebl

ultrasound: johnny massacre

I dreamed a dream anne hathaway

D&D stephen lynch

if we were gay ninja sex party

If you could see me now. script

Mine turtle tomska

I like trains tomska

monster masune

I dont want that for you steven universe

If I were gay stephen lynch

friends theme.

I love rock and rool, joan jett

hot patootie bless my soul rocky horror meatloaf

Ebola la la.

Wrecking ball beef seeds cover

65 rock songs, ten second songs

Ijime, Dame, Zettai

A boy named Sue. Johnny cash

Bad blood ten second songs

Roxanne-police

it's the little things alice cooper

Night surgeon- Repo! The genetic opera

Under Pressure-Queen.

Yakko's nations of the world

wakko's 50 capitols.

Feel good ten second songs

totally gay for america wkuk

Brooklyn Rage- Joey Wheeler

Come sail away Yugioh

I'm on a blimp kaiba

Pharaoh's throne yami

Hold me- steam powered giraffe

Soliton- Steam powered giraffe

Honeybee- Steam powered giraffe

Diamonds steam powered giraffe cover

I love it steam powered giraffe cover

Captain Albert Alexander Steam Powered Giraffe

I've got a theory buffy

what you feel buffy

wish I could stay  Buffy

Moses supposes his toeses are roses singing in the rain

JJBA medly+ alt jojos

Old folks home WKUK

Hitler rap WKUK

getting high with dinosaurs wkuk

get a new daddy WKUK

The Never song WKUK

Aren't you lucky WKUK

God Says WKUK

God wants you to wear a hat WKUK.

Carl Poppa

Obsidiots

La Bibbida bibba dum

Fire fire Steam powered Giraffe

teen titans

teen titans jap

ghost napa

Black sheep scott pilgrim

Undertale the musical, papyrus, brental floss

Kirby with lyrics Brental Floss

Baby Mario and Papa Yoshi. Brental Floss

Automatonic Electronic steam powered giraffe

Mecto Amore steam powered giraffe

A way into your heart steam powered giraffe

I'll rust with you steam powered giraffe

I go looney, mark hamill, the joker

Heavens Not enough

Stray Steve Conte

jiyuu e no shoutai L'arc en ciel

hall of fame the script

Better off with her-Amethyst-Steven

Haven't you noticed-Sadie-Steven

Like a comment greg-steven

What can I do for you Rose & Greg- steven

Do it for her-Pearl & Connie – steven

Peace and love peridot and steven

Answer ruby/sapphire -steven

It's over, isn't it? Pearl- steven

Digmon eng/jap openings

You're my zing. Adam sandler

Hold the door Hodor

Stacy's Mom-Fountains of Wayne

1985 Bowling for soup.

High School Never ends Bowling for Soup

Into the Ocean- Blue October

Ok Go

Schniztlebank

Disenchanted MCR

amish paradise

foil

eat it

Gump

Ode to a superhero

Jurassic Park

Another tattoo

Fat

the saga begins

complicated

sports song

bedrock anthem

dare to be stupid.

Genius in france

ricky

happy birthday

polka face

first world problems

word crimes

preform this way

Drive thru

Party in the CIA

Couch Potato

weasel stomping day

white and nerdy

close but no cigar

CNR

Hardware Store

bob

virus alert.

Don't download this song. Weird al

Tacky weird al

all I want- kodaline

shooting star bad company

just what I needed

jacks lamnent

chi chi wo moge

Careless whisper

neon, salvonic

boombox lonely island

jack sparrow lonely island

GG the giraffe

die for you, alice cooper

It's me, Alice cooper.

Reign on me

halloween stephen lynch

can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

oogie Boogie

spooky scary skeleton

brains

epiphany

scooby doo openings

land of the dead

monster mash

repoman

death death

disco bloodbath boogie fever

don't fear the reaper

zombie prostitute

keeper of the reaper

kidnap the sandy claws.

Adams family/munsters/goosebumps

vampire club

feed my frankenstein

ghost busters

skeletons in my closet

courage the cowardly dog.

wrapped in silk

the one that got away

I know where you live

wake the dead

He's back, the man behind the mask

when you're evil

cannibal buffet

keepin halloween alive

This is halloween

I love you egg

Happy Birthday Voltaire

Tomorrow comes today

clint eastwoood

19-2000

rock the house

rock it

dirty harry

feel good

el manana

stylo

superfast jellyfish

on melancholy hill

rhinestone eyes

do ya thing

You're Welcome Moana

Shiney Moana

We know the way Moana

Kyle's Mom

Beard no Beard

Mysterious Ticking Noise

Oh no you didn't

candy mountain

I am a millipede

It's friday

Hound dog

Can't help falling in love

Here comes a thought- Steven

Love Like You Steven

Hey Oh RHCP/ Monsters Matchbook Romance

Christmas Time In Hell South Park

Christmas at ground zero

the night santa went crazy

You're a mean one Mr Grinch

Merry F ing Christmas

I fucking love christmas

Blue Christmas

xmas time might might bosstones

Christmas shoes

Davey's song

Barney stinsons christmas songs

Home alone the song

All I want for christmas is you tens econd songs

popo the genie

12 days of christmas tfs

12 days of christmas overwatch

marshmallow world spg

christmas slippers tiny dick

12 days of christmas canadian

chanukah song 1-4

Christmas song adam sandler

santa claws, alice cooper

town meeting

Making christmas

scrooge muppet christmas carol

I don't have a name for it spg

Cellophane Steam Powered Giraffe

over drive steam powered giraffe

malfunction

guy love scrubs

scrubs theme,

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anyone else Normal about cb getting his hair grabbed like that or is it just me