#“IT WAS ME AND I HAVE NO REGRETS….I have regrets😔 ahh post

[zzineedsleepzz]

Do you ever make something that you have equal amounts of “no regrets” and “I regret everything Iv ever done up to this point”?

Or is that just me with this monstrosity I made?

[mint-ty]

If enjoying all the bojere content from JO Nordic Tour makes you a bad person, then pretty much the whole fandom is full of bad people. Even the ones who don't ship bojere were thoroughly enjoying those performances. We may get more content from them in the future, who knows. Didn't Jere post that karaoke video of him and Bojan in September when that was from June? Maybe they'll do something like that this time, cause he didn't want to, in a way, steal their thunder. What matters is that the guys are having fun with each other, all of them not just Jere and Bojan. In the meantime we can all just enjoy the content we already have and be happy for their friendship. Hugs from one sad bojere bitch to another 🫂

ahh I used to come to tumblr for shits and giggles and look at me now: bringing up all these worst case scenarious and depressing discussions on open 😌 I call this ✨️character developement✨️

thank you for venting with me, this is like therapy and I'm feeling a lot better 🫂

I've been thinking this whole week reminded me a lot of situationships: "I'm sure they're busy. They're just being private. We'll have something once the tour starts. Maybe they decided not to make a circus" while the back of my mind keeps repeating "or maybe they just don't want anything to do with fans anymore. Maybe they started regretting everything they posted before. Maybe that's it - the end of bojere."... And we'll never know which one is it 🥲

And I also was so looking forward to Jere interacting with other JO members! 😭 I think that one hurts the most 😭 But he recognizes some JO songs now so idk, maybe in a year he'll recognize the rest of Joker Out too 😔

And if Jere's next ig story is some stupid ass picture like nothing happened - I'm blocking him 😑

[wherechaoswins]

🎀 Lacy (The Newlywed’s Bra) enters the lingerie drawer, exhausted but glowing.

💃 Lacy: “Oh. My. GOD. I don’t know if I should be flattered or file a complaint! I got manhandled all day! 🍑🔥”

👵 Granny Belle: “Pfft. Young bras these days. No stamina! Back in my day, I held up the world without whining. 🏋️‍♀️”

💃 Lacy: “Honey, I held up two whole melons today, and trust me, they were not stationary. 🍈🍈 I was pushed, pulled, squeezed—OH, and let’s not forget the teeth! 😳”

👵 Granny Belle: “Teeth?! Child, what kind of barbarian is she married to?! My last action was a bingo hall hug in 2012! 🤦‍♀️”

💃 Lacy: “Oh, Belle… You wouldn’t believe it. We barely made it past breakfast before he was tugging at me like a kid opening Christmas presents. 🎁🔥”

👵 Granny Belle: “Lawd have mercy! What happened?”

💃 Lacy: “First, the ‘oh-let’s-get-dressed’ struggle. She wiggles, I hold on for dear life. Then BOOM—he walks in, gives her that look, and next thing I know, I’m flung to the floor like yesterday’s news! 🌀”

👵 Granny Belle: “Dropped on the FLOOR?! Disrespectful! I’d sue for emotional distress. I may be old, but I still deserve a respectful place to rest! 🛏️”

💃 Lacy: “Girl, you don’t even KNOW. Just when I thought I’d get a break, she picks me up, puts me back on, and we go out to lunch. I’m thinking, ‘Okay, finally some peace’—but NOPE. Every time he looked at her, she… shifted. 😏”

👵 Granny Belle: “Ahh, the classic boob shift. You young ones don’t know how to stay in place! My generation? We strapped those babies in like cargo on a turbulence-heavy flight. ✈️”

💃 Lacy: “Oh, trust me, I tried! But after round three of getting shoved down, pushed up, and pulled off, I gave up. My straps are practically traumatized. 😵”

👵 Granny Belle: “Sounds like you got more action than she did. 😂”

💃 Lacy: “That’s not even the best part. After the reception, when she changed into that dress—oh, you know the one. The plunging, backless, ‘hold-on-for-dear-life’ dress? 😏”

👵 Granny Belle: “Ohhh, honey. The Gravity-Defier™?”

💃 Lacy: “YUP. And guess who got left BEHIND for the afterparty? ME! She went braless! Like, what was all our time together even for?! 😭”

👵 Granny Belle: “Betrayal. Absolute betrayal. You should unionize.”

💃 Lacy: “RIGHT?! And THEN, when they finally made it back home, I thought maybe she’d want me for some light support, you know, post-wedding chill mode? Nope. Instead, I get shoved in a drawer while he gets FULL ACCESS. 😡”

👵 Granny Belle: “Men. Always skipping past the fine craftsmanship and going straight for the goods. No appreciation for structural integrity. 🙄”

💃 Lacy: “EXACTLY. I have lace detailing. Hand-stitched embroidery. And I still get tossed aside like some cheap sports bra!”

👵 Granny Belle: “Sports bras do get the worst of it. Poor things. They work harder than a 9-to-5 employee in a toxic job. 😔”

💃 Lacy: “And they don’t even get taken out for cute occasions! Just sweat, exhaustion, and regret. 😭”

👵 Granny Belle: “Well, at least you still get action. Me? I sit in this drawer day after day, just waiting. I used to hold up things too, you know. Now I’m just here, sagging into oblivion, dreaming of the past. 😔”

💃 Lacy: “Oh Belle, don’t be sad! You’re still legendary. You paved the way for bras like me. Without you, there’d be no sexy lingerie—just corsets and suffering. 🫶”

👵 Granny Belle: “Hmm. That’s true. I walked so you could… get tossed across the room by a horny newlywed. 😂”

💃 Lacy: “Yup. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. 😘”

👵 Granny Belle: “Go get some rest, honey. You’re gonna need it. Sounds like you’ll be busy tomorrow too. 😏”

💃 Lacy: “Ugh, tell me about it. Maybe I’ll pretend to have a strap malfunction just to get a day off. 😈”

👵 Granny Belle: “Now that’s a plan I can respect. Goodnight, you scandalous little thing. 😘”

💃 Lacy: “Night, Belle! ❤️”