#“I’m sorry it’s WHAT”
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hi. what do you mean
#snufkin#I’m very sorry that your friend has decided you need pronouns.#you’re right. you don’t.#the library has OG Moomin comics for some reason they’re very tattered and deliciously smelly#and sometimes I look at them while the children are eating the other books.#you’re getting such an insight into my Saturdays we start with pickling onions at dawn and then we’re at the library seeing WHATS UP#I’m gonna pin this what a great conversation good job boys
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Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.
#lotr#lord of the rings#aragorn#books#movies#tolkien#what about second breakfast#like yeah girl what ABOUT it#I’m both parties in this scenario tbh#sorry if this has been done before#I’m just a girl#a girl running on 3 hours of sleep
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#you will survive. you will make it to tomorrow. we will persist. we will always be here no matter what they want#sorry for my doom posting here#this is actually important to remember I’m just worked up#also I’m exhausted but the kind where I cannot sleep#election#us politics#us elections
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Vanny can’t explain everything in the FNAF pizzaplex..
#chloesimagination#myart#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#elizabeth afton#ms afton#william afton#evan afton#cc fnaf#security breach#fnaf fanart#NGL I’m still not over the Afton staff bots that are in security breach#IM still curious of what that whole scene is trying to say#other then being a cool nod to the Aftons#BUT LORE and theories don’t matter in this comic#what if Michael saw the Afton staff bots BAHA#YOUD think he’d be mad or just tired#Vanessa definitely can’t explain it either#I think she knows most things going on at the pizzaplex BUT not all#and I think this one would stump her a lil BAHA#just no way to wave this off just like damn sorry Michael#I STILL CANT GET OVER TOO HOW#CC is repped by the bot missing a head 💀#Michaels not gonna like that one oof
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I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :^)
If no hug then why hug-shaped???
#thank youuuu! squeeze that mentally unstable adult man! he needs it!#ask#anon ask#ghostsoap#soapghost#my art#cod fanart#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soap x ghost#doodle#fav hc about ghost is that he is so incredibly touch starved and everyone just assumes he hates touch#but Soap is so touchy he keeps forgetting not to hug and pat and lean on Ghost#and each time Ghost is like ‘what is happening to me?? why do I want to melt rn??? I think I’m in love???’#outwardly he is a stone wall as usual#until Soap actually remembers to give Ghost space bc he thinks that’s what he wants#and Ghost has to finally be the one to reach out and ask for touch#and Soap is the happiest camper#from then on they are stuck together with glue#this all has nothing to do with your ask I’m sorry#I’ve got ghoap on the brain I can’t help it#complete side note: I have many asks in my inbox and I’m so happy y’all write!! just pls bear with me bc I am very slow to respond
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Could you maybe do smth like cuddling with sukuna
👉👈
Backs facing each other, you gently nudge his legs with your foot, smiling as you’re able to wiggle it between his calves. He traps your foot between his legs, and you giggle when you try to pull it back.
“I’m on insta, fuck off,” he grumbles, but you hear the annoyed smile in his voice.
“I wanna snuggle,” you mewl.
“Yeah, and I want to see how this dude makes this garlic bread.”
You slip your own phone off the nightstand and open your message app, clicking his name and quickly typing.
SENT I want attention, boyfriend 🫶🏻
You hear him snort and blunt nails briefly scratch down the sole of your trapped foot, making you try to tug it back and squeal in surprise. “You want attention?” He begins, letting go of your foot so he’s able to turn on his side and spoon you from behind, body contorting to be straight curled behind you. “Well let me tell you something- I always give you my damn attention. You just can’t live without it.”
You practically purr as he loops his arms around you, tugging you closer and letting his warm hands slip under your hoodie, warm touch on your tummy relaxing you. “You’re right,” you hum. “I just want you all to myself all the time. Not my fault you give in.” He hikes up his voice to offer you a mocking “mi meh mi meh mi”’s. You call him a brat in reply.
“If you won’t let me scroll on my instagram, scroll on yours so I can watch,” he demands.
“I can’t, I follow naked anime men.”
“Im sure you’re joking, but so help me god if you go on Instagram and there’s a naked anime man, I’m blowing up your phone.” You offer him a laugh and slip out your phone to scroll, relishing in the little kiss he plants to your jawline, then adjusting his head to be able to watch your timeline with you.
You can’t help but grin as you feel one of his feet prod to try and get between your legs, mimicking how yours was just moments ago.
#I wrote this in 13 minutes fear me#I also wanted to do something a lil different from my last sukuna cuddle piece so I’m sorry if this wasn’t what you envisioned 🥺🫶🏻#sukuna#sukuna fluff#sukuna x reader#sukuna x reader fluff#sukuna x gn!reader#sukuna imagine#sukuna jjk#sukuna ryomen#sukuna ryomen x reader#sukuna ryomen fluff#sukuna ryomen x reader fluff#sukuna ryomen x gn!reader#sukuna ryomen imagine#sukuna ryomen jjk#jjk#jjk fluff#jjk x reader#jjk x reader fluff#jjk imagine#jjk x gender neutral reader#jjk x gn!reader#jjk x y/n#jjk x you#jjk x yn
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Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport
#you’d think it would be the other way round. but no#the day this news hits the groupchat is a day from which dickie never fully recovers#meanwhile everyone else is like oh i’m sooooo sorry there’s one single genre of photo where you don’t look like god personally carved you.#how’s it feel being NORMAL#meanwhile-meanwhile tim’s like . is that actually what i look like . and steph’s like ilu but not rly tbh#dc#droring#tim drake#dick grayson
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Being even more cringe than usual
Featuring my friends drawing of Joel, who I’m pretty sure they don’t even know, @dustystripe is the friend
#fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft#geminitay#smallishbeans#hermits#minecraft#god I’m getting cringer by the day#mcyt fanart#mcyt#mcytblr#hermitcraft season 10#idk why I made gem a lion fish but I just think they look cool#plus I mean they’re pretty scary so it fits or whatever#Joel is a tanuki because I asked my friend out of context if I should do shrek ears or tanuki#what do people even tag stuff#ugh#posting for different fandoms is so annoying because I have to learn the tags#be prepared for my next 20 posts to be hermitcraft#I’m sorry to my booster gold heads#joel smallishbeans#do they have a duo name or some shit#aughhhh#and are duo names even different than ship names? I’m unclear on that#bilby art tag#artists on tumblr
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*throws this spicynoodles animatic at you* 🔥🍜
#uhhh the timing may be off but I’m tired so idrc rn#I worked backwards so sorry for any weird inconsistencies#also idk what this is it just popped into my head#my art#digital art#lmk#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk mk#lmk red son#spicynoodles#spicynoodleshipping#lmk spicynoodles#animatic#animation
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being whiny and needy with choso
you were the one that woke up extremely horny and touched starved (this time), but being the sweetie pie that he is he let you ride him until you come.
but you can’t.
you’re whining and whimpering because you just can’t get there yet. speeding up, slowing down, moving your hips in so many different ways. none of it is working, but you need to come so bad!
“baby”, he calls out to you, and you look at him with a hint of frustrated tears in your eyes.
“baby, shh just relax for me okay? i got you, let me take care of it, yeah?”, he whispers as he cradles your cheek in his hand.
as soon as you nod, he grips your hips and lifts you up and down on his cock, rolling your hips back and forth in a way that instantly makes your mouth open wide and your head fall back. you brace yourself on his pecs and he momentarily takes one of his hands off of your hips, his other holding a tighter grip to compensate. you look down at him and see that he uses his free hand to pick up one of yours, kissing your palm with his eyes locked on you. then, he holds your hand as he picks up his pace.
your mind was empty as your eyes stayed on his, knowing nothing else but him. you barely were able to think about how strong he was to be able to pick you up and down over and over with only one hand. your orgasm had crept up on you without you even paying attention.
“cho, i’m…it-”
“i know baby, i know. give it to me, please?”
he kisses your knuckles before putting his hand back on your hip, fucking up into you and he pulls you up and down against him. you arch your back and burrow your nails into his chest, holding on tight. your eyes leaving his trance and going back into your skull.
“ohhh fuck!”
he lets one of his thumbs trail over to your clit, rubbing hard and fast.
“that’s it, that’s it baby. please, please give it to me. give it to me, give it to me,” he growled out through clenched teeth.
just that quickly, the coil snapped and you came all over his dick with a loud moan. the intensity of your orgasm spurred his and he came right behind you, filling you up. when you were tired of holding yourself up, he pulled you down to lay on his chest, rubbing your back as your breaths slowly calmed down in harmony.
it was just like that how you both fell asleep.
#this is intimate for what?!?#choso has been plaguing my thoughts so i had to write this#i’m sorry i’m shite at writing#but the filth gotta go somewhere am i right?#haha ok i’ll stop#choso smut#choso kamo smut#choso#choso kamo#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#choso x reader#choso kamo x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#wonderthor#anime smut#anime x reader
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#doctor who#dw#dr who#eleventh doctor#11th doctor#matt smith#river song#alex kingston#elevenriver#doctorriver#shitpost#ok yay#don’t worry kitten#this is so stupid i’m sorry#this came to me in a dream#i support womens rights and womens wrongs#ykw eleven was right to not look into it#just embracing the fact that she chose to get with him and not interrogating it any further is both hilarious and exactly what I would do#this may be out of character but i haven’t watched eleven’s episodes in a bit so that’s probably why#sorry if it is ooc 🙏
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transfem wirt truthers wya
#my friend said he loves wirt being so distressed and greg being so chill#me and my friends call her wirtina as a joke but i’m starting to do it unironically if i don’t find a better name for her soon#guys does anyone have any ideas of what wirt would call herself#i also like the idea she stays as wirt#or we’ve come up with whitney or willow#and in the same breath ranted about chosen names always being similar to their deadname lol#sorry i have so many things to yap about#over the garden wall#otgw fanart#otgw#wirt otgw#trans wirt#transfem wirt#greg otgw#sara otgw#poetic bee#if ya squint idk
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parkour civilization they could never make me hate you
#kokoart#sorry guys#the children yearn for the politically charged minecraft cinema#i’m completely ignoring what even’s going on in bsd rn#parkour civilization#evbo#minecraft#parkciv
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Supernatural “Power Hour” Part 13
Mabel tries to help, Steven to the rescue (for real this time), and Dean makes things worse.
First | Prev | Next
#but wait what’s that in the last panel?#mystery goo#the last panel is ugly I’m sorry#supernatural power hour#supernatural#my art#fantasy#doodle#sketch#illustration#fanart#oc#cartoon#comic#webcomic#spn#gravity falls#steven universe#toh#the owl house#mabel pines#dipper pines#dean winchester#sam winchester#fancomic
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FNAF Movie William judges Vanessa's friends..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#william afton#steve raglan#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#William being an awful father again#this is why Vanessa has no friends#her dad keeps offing them#I hope we get more info to Vanessa’s and William’s relationship#cause from what’s hinted in the og movie it’s complicated#I genuinely got the impression Vanessa was helping Will over up things#her being a cop even helps her to do that#So just know their deal is passed even being strained#I’m so sorry Vanessa I hope you get to set him on fire someday 🩵
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Who Started The Fire?
From the prompts list:
“That’s my emotional support entity of questionable moral standing.”
Batman stared down the two teens standing before him. The boy was pointedly looking anywhere but the Bat’s face, finding more interest in the dirt and gravel crunching under his shoes. Meanwhile, the girl stood with her arms crossed, head held high, meeting Batman’s gaze with a defiant glare that wouldn’t be out of place on any of his own children’s faces.
Behind them lay the smoking remains of what was once a warehouse that had been used as a front for a weapons smuggling operation that the bats had collectively spent the past few weeks investigating. Although their investigation had taken longer than anticipated thanks to this group’s rather impressive security, they had been so close to a breakthrough…when the place had gone up in an inferno.
When the Gotham vigilantes had first arrived on the scene the fire had been so intense that they’d had to put in their gas masks to avoid any inhaling any of the thick black smoke from not only the fire, but also whatever chemicals may have potentially been within the building that would have been released into the air.
Batman’s initial hypothesis had been that the group had become aware of their investigation and burned the place to avoid any evidence being discovered while they moved locations. However, that theory had been shelved when Red Hood had announced the presence of charred bodies amongst the rubble, and evidence of explosives having been used in multiple area where the building’s structure had been the weakest. Whoever had been inside had not had any warning of the blaze that had swallowed the building too fast for them to get to safety, and with the structure being compromised from the explosions all exists had been blocked, preventing the inhabitant’s escape. Red Hood and Nightwing had been discussing potential suspects as Batman and Red Robin searched for any evidence that could have survived the destruction, when a clattering sound followed by the sound of voices hushing each other had altered all of the on scene bats to the presence of possibly several unknowns.
The two teens had been apprehended quickly and ushered to the side, far enough away from the scene of the fire to avoid them overhearing details of the investigation and to prevent any potential tampering. Accidental or otherwise. The teens had been stubborn in their refusal to answer any of the bat’s questions to their presence. Nobody knew why they were there, where they had come from, and they had even refused to disclose their names. Oracle, unfortunately, was sick with the flu and had been gently ordered to rest by Agent A. Batman was nevertheless confident that they would be able to discover their identities quickly either once they had returned to the cave or if they could get the kids to talk.
He would have asked Red Hood to speak with the teens, he was the best with kids. And if caught up in anything illegal they often seemed to respond better to him due to his more ambiguous morals and reputation for ensuring kid’s safety. Both from rouges and in some cases, the rest of the bats and birds. But he had been needed in Crime Ally after he had been alerted to a gunfight breaking out between two gangs who had been more hostile and antagonistic in recent months. Nightwing had accompanied him, and Spoiler had diverted from her patrol route to assist. That left Batman and Red Robin behind to deal with both the police and the frustratingly stubborn teens.
Batman resisted the urge to punch the bridge of his nose as yet another question was blatantly ignored by both kids. The boy had begun fiddling with the sleeved of his letterman jacket and the girl had taken to checking her manicured nails for any dirt or imperfections.
Just as he was about to turn the questioning over to one of the on scene police officers, a writhing mass of shadow had emerged from the girl’s shadow. Two tendrils of black smoke reached out to wrap themselves around the wrists and hands of both teens, who had in turn glanced down at their hands and smiled.
“We’re fine,” the boy had muttered quietly, “no need to worry.”
“What is that?” Batman asked, eyeing the mass with a cautious suspicion. He wanted to believe it wasn’t hostile given the kids reactions to it. But this was Gotham.
The girl shot him another glare, one hand on her hip while the other remained in the hold of whatever the shadowy mass was.
“That sir,” she spat out the first word with such venom to her tone that Batman almost flinched, “is our emotional support entity of questionable moral standing.”
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#Danny phantom x dc#Danny phantom#dc#Batman#nightwing#red hood#red robin#oracle#agent a#spoiler#paulina sanchez#Kwan#bruce wayne#dick grayson#Jason Todd#tim drake#alfred pennyworth#stephanie brown#barbara gordon#originally I was going to make it Kwan and Val#but then I thought Paulina would be funnier to have glaring Batman down#I wasn’t sure what to do for dialogue though#sorry about that#and once again I’m not really sure how to continue this or what I was going for#is the shadow entity Danny? Ellie? Dan? someone else?#who knows
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