#“I need that twink destroyed yesterday” you are so real

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ok read it. i am now unbelievably horny that was so good!!!! i just loove the idea of reader being barely awake, seeing aven Existing and going i need that twink destroyed Yesterday.

now bear w me cause while aven was going through the 5 stages of grief in that quest i was going through the infinite stages of horny and Thinking: i want soft sex w him really really bad he'd be my angel my pretty boy my golden little star! but the mf would be SUCH a tease! like he'd love you being gentle but after a while he'd start asking to "please, go rougher" and that he can "handle it" you'd go "no, baby, i want to love you softly" and he shuts up. and then you think he's given up but suddenly he is. all. over. you every second of everyday. he's not letting you do any work, his hand is on your thigh whenever you sit down next to him, he's whispering in your ear abt how good your dick (strap lol) makes him feel while yall are in public. just doing everything in his power to rile you up, so you will finally fuck the brains out of him. and when you finally snap and grab him by the arm and toss him on the bed all rough & furious he is Overjoyed, crazy fucking smile on his face. too bad your plans include taking him apart slowly and painfully, denying his release again and again while calling him all the sweet names under the sun before finally giving him what he's been begging for<3

LORD... LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL ... !!!!!

no listen to me. he's so pent up and eager to have you just bend him in half and fuck him to the point where he's sobbing, he's so confident he can take it just fine. not that he minds you being so gentle with him, it still feels incredible, but he wants to feel what it's like to have your gaze dark with hunger on him as you fuck him into the sheets til he can't even breathe through his sobs.

but hear me out. aventurine can NOT take it. he's soooo sure of himself, doing all that teasing. playing footsie at fancy restaurants where you could easily get caught were he to go further, standing behind you to subtly rut against your back and pant right into your ear about how good it feels, begging you to just palm him just a lil bit, he promises he won't cum yet! no one will notice, he swears!

once you get him on the bed, he's so fucking excited, he can't believe he's actually got you all to himself and he can just tell by the look in your eyes you've got a rough night planned for him. but then you're switching between rough and soft, pinning him down while you jerk him without mercy and bring him to the edge over and over and over. he tries to hold out but he's sobbing and sniveling by the end of it, apologizing for riling you up and being bad in public. he just wants to hear you praise him, have your strap in him, but you won't give him what he wants.

eventually avennie's tears win you over, but you're not going to be gentle tonight. promise him he can cum with you inside him and then just absolutely pound him into the mattress until he's seeing stars. he's choking on every moan, and once you start throwing the petnames into the mix again, he's spurting out his load pathetically onto the sheets.

call him angel, darling, sweetheart, pretty boy, lovely, and don't forget to tell him how good he's being, of course. but don't stop when he cums. he had been begging you all day to be rough with him, to fuck him dumb, right? so don't stop when he finishes, instead, double down and overstimulate him until the pillow he's clutching onto is half-soaked with his tears and drool, until you have to hold his hips upright in order to keep fucking into him and nailing his achey prostate. maybe start jerking him here too, watch him wail into the pillow and thrust his hips back for more pleasure in spite of the overwhelming sensations he's going through...

I can't tell you whether this is gonna make him get more frisky in public to get the same ass ramming next time or if he's going to accept going back to the soft lovin you laved on him before. maybe both

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NNT Rewatch s2ep7-12 !!

(Still from my drafts! Just moved back to college yesterday and today and classes start tomorrow. Wish me luck! My schedule sucks this year so I'll need it lol)

man this is flying by!! but lucky me, the druids’ holy land arc is one of my favorites

King learning throughout this season that not only does he need the other Sins, but they need and love him is so sweet. I just love the character development they all go thru this season

draw him like one of your french girls ~~

I love that Matrona has purple eyes like Diane, the small details really make it

I actually NEED to know what Monspeet and Meliodas’s relationship was prior to his betrayal. “I can’t believe HE’S the one who sensed us” ?? Whats that about🤨 also zeldris and monspeet seem to have been in good terms, like were they all friends?

I don’t know how its possible, but Monspeet’s voice is even hotter in spanish

I love that despite galand not being able to lie, they still don’t believe his stories lol

KAJSDKWUDFL I forgot how shocked i was with the reveal that Merlin stole Mel’s power i just love the druid training arc sm

theyre so silly i love them

do we know why jenna and zaneri don’t have wings? are they just hidden with magic or something??

okie so apparently they’re just inhabiting human bodies and their real bodies had wings. found this on the wiki, do we know where the info comes from?

WAIT do jenna and zaneri know elizabeth?? Like KNOW her?

HAHAHA this part always destroys me

ngl the best thing seven deadly sins as an narrative does is portray the intense agony and trauma from mel and ellie’s curses

anyway... the fact that Meliodas and Zaratras were of equal rank when they met is kinda funny

the absolute horror on meliodas’s face when he hears liz is just PERFECT

liz is so slay she’s everything i want elizabeth liones to be

King: uhh hey jenna...🥺 what are you planning to have us do in there😓

Jenna: isnt it obvious??? 🤨 rigorous training 😤😤

the way they cut btwn scenes of meliodas abt to lose it and him and liz being happy is just so well done

I love that they were trying to get Meliodas to abandon his emotions to keep his rage in check and then when he actually has no emotions we find out that he’s straight up evil and much, MUCH worse than before lol

the tears pooling on their insanely pointy chins always gets me lol. but also mel just violently sobbing and then suddenly being fine. Mans has serious issues with repression that can def be drawn to his daddy issues

BAN/ZHIVAGO ARC😭😭😭 a few observations: Ban is very clearly influenced by Zhivago’s style, like the clothes are so similar, the fact that they sent Ban to Aberdeen prison and his favorite is Aberdeen ale makes me think he associates it with his dad, Zhivago was hot, Ban mirrors Zhivago’s words to him to Elaine, Zhivago tells Ban to never trust humans and the only humans he ends up trusting are Escanor and Jericho, zhivago has lived in misery about the deaths of his children for almost 40 years :(

idk why this is one of my fave arcs it’s literally just angst lol

gil and howzer as boyfriends. Discuss.

seeing gowther fight hand to hand is actually pretty cool, i had assumed he was weak like king but he can hold his own

how did king not clue in when galand literally opened with “Meliodas its been such a long time” like BABE CMON

BAN TELLING JERICHO SHE’S HIS WALLET 😭😭

meliodas just mocking king for his lack of wings is always funny. nothing like a dick joke to make you feel better after Zhivago’s death

I HAVE to do a meliodas self hatred/relationship to being a demon post, i have so many thots

I LOVE WHEN HE GOES TO SEE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS HES SO BADASS

monspeet shielding Derieri from the rocks with his cape🥺

melascula is so sassy i love her

estarossa is my deranged babygirl i love him. that fucking freak

I JUST KNOW TAIZOO AND THAT LITTLE TWINK ARE FUCKING

taizoo is a bottom.

meliodas somehow has 15 year old rizz. like the fucking blond boys.

(not so) fun fact: Elaine is my mom’s name so its a little weird

nakaba’s size kind seriously needs to be studied

ESCANORRRRRR

okie doke that’s it join us next time !!

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Star trek the original series spoilers !

Also sorry to anyone who doesn't like that I'm pretty much spamming the star trek tag with my posts, I am but a sickly person with to much time on my hands.

Series I'm currently on : TOS

Episodes watched: 01x18 - 01x20

Episode names:

Arena

Tomorrow is Yesterday

Court Martial

Thoughts:

Arena

The entire landing party have the monologue of " why can't I just have one nice thing " when they find out that outpost has been destroyed

Oof the red shirt already died and it's been less than 5 minutes

Jim almost gets blown up by the small bombs that are being thrown at them and the way he falls afterwards is hilarious

Your telling me this man has been severely injured since yesterday afternoon but will conveniently die half an hour of you finding him if you can't get him to sick bay

Oh Jesus Christ what kind of canon bombs do star fleet just keep around that to that shit

This man just yelling "why " at Jim fully expecting a real response , and is not taking " I don't know why do you think I'm asking you questions" as an answer

" I don't think that we should do that James " Spock never calls him James you know it's serious now

The ship their chasing full stops without warning Jim goes " oh yeah boy we got 'em " and then has the audacity to be surprised when the same thing happens to the enterprise

Also I almost go flying when my parents hit the breaks hard in a car I'd assume that with a full stop from warp seven everyone on the ship would go flying from one end of whatever room they're in to the other

More disembodied God like beings fucking with the enterprise

Yo it's the lizard guy , I know this episode now, last time I saw it I was like 10

Slowly and over dramatic punches , kicks and throwing of objects and the other person

The gorn after hearing Jim complement him through the devices they were given :

Kirk's out here pulling some elaborate tom and Jerry shit

So is the lizard boi apparently

Jim just shoved a hand into a pile of dust he found and then stuck it in his mouth another thing that star fleet officers need to stop doing

The ship now has a live feed, the disembodied God like beings also told them " ya boi is losing prepare him a funeral "

The ship crew is commentating on what Jim is doing like people do with shows and horror movies like "turn around bitch "

I think Jim's making a bomb

Space Twink shows up when Jim decides not to kill the gorn

Like -

Space Twink (this was one of the disembodied God like beings)

Now their suddenly across the galaxy from where they were and the episode ends there with them on their way back to the outpost from the beginning

Other episodes under the cut

Tomorrow is Yesterday

1960s air force , if they went back to the past in this episode then I want to know how many times these guys end up going back in time

Yup they got shot into the past

They kidnapped an air force pilot

Every time they find military people they always go see a woman officer and lose their minds , it's so funny to me

" we might have to kill this man , he knows to much "

An all woman planet sounds dope , they also apparently changed the computer to be extremely affectionate and giggle every once and a while

Imagine getting kidnapped from people from the future and when you tell them that them taking you may change the course of history they hit you with a " they didn't make any significant contributions in their life"

The pilot tried to escape , Jim knocked him out

" you did nothing significant but your son who hasn't been born yet on the other hand "

My favorite past time , breaking into government buildings in order to steal documents . (For all legal purposes this is a joke )

" hand me your belts "

This man's fucking face when he gets beamed aboard cause he took one of the communicators , and his stance with the gun is the best

(it won't rotate help )

More fights between Kirk and air force officers , he whole ass threw them in a corner and then frog jumped on them

Jim has been arrested and is being questioned

While pointing the end of a phaser that was just set to kill towards their face " what is this thing what happens if we push these buttons "

They've been betrayed by the man that they kidnapped

He's been rekidnapped

We're going straight into the sun baby

The air force officers have been unkidnapped and don't remember anything

They are back to their proper time

Court Martial

We're supposed to believe that this woman who looks like she's in her 30s is a teenage girl that is the daughter of the singular crew member to die during the last mission

Also her costume looks cool but just not on her if that makes sense

So they think that Kirk wanted this guy to purposely die ???

I know that captain Kirk is being accused of purposeful negligence resulting in death because of possible grudges but he's being really theatric in everything he's saying

You show up to court and it's your ex girlfriend trying to prove your guilty

Spock master of sass

I like how everyone in star fleet has serial numbers

Surveillance footage

"see this man that was not looking down at the buttons pressed the button that was right next to the button he wanted to press , see he did it on purpose !"

The guy is going to be alive and this is all going to be some big plot huh ?

Spock plays chess with the computer and realizes that there is a bug in the computer

I was right ! This guy faked his own death because he hated Jim that much

Yeah he looks as creepy as I thought he would

Imagine holding a grudge against someone for over 10 years cause someone pointed out that you made a mistake that could have killed everyone around you

Kirk once again wrestling someone with torn clothing

"I messed up the engine you're all going to die " "your daughter is on board the ship " " oh shit let's fix this bitch "

Everyone pretending not to be staring at Jim having a moment with his ex girlfriend

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Do you guys know any curse fics? I don't care what kind of curse.

No one probably waited for us to post but today I felt like answering one Destiel question, so here I am. To be honest, neither of us has not been reading that much. Studying as a grown-up is hard, but now, finally, we have both graduated! Thank you, everybody, for comments, post shares, messages and overall keeping up with us. We try to answer once in awhile, but to tell the truth, right now life is too busy for us to keep up with the former posting schedule. Hope everyone is having good times with our huge rec list, tho. 

Anyway, now it’s good time to rec some fics with curses. It’s funny how few curse fics there actually are out there, thinking of how big deal Dean’s hatred towards witches is. It’s probably one of the most well-known lines we have in the series but still, in the fics, it’s not so popular subject. Here are anyway a few fics that popped into my mind. Enjoy! - Admin J

Title: Honesty Is What You Need

Author: Kicon

Rating: Explicit

Words:14,835 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★  

Admin J’s notes: As you know, I’m an awkward person and therefore I find all singing things awkward. I hope most of you guys find this cute or funny, but for me it was mostly awkward. However, it fits into what’s asked, and when someone asks, we deliver.

Summary: In which Team Free Will has to hunt down a teenage witch with an agenda, Dean and Cas are emotionally constipated, and Sam is just so done. In other words, Dean and Cas get cursed to speak in song lyrics and Sam has to clean up their mess. A post-season 8 AU case fic

( Read here )

Title: The Mirror

Author: cloudyjenn

Rating: Explicit

Words: 24,568 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: Yay, again a good reason to rec this one. The Mirror is one of my all-time favorites, I just simply love it. Don’t even know why but I just do. It makes me happy every time. And sad. And happy. And sad again. Could we get this into the show, please?

Summary: When Dean touches a strange mirror, he’s whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn’t take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.

( Read here )

Title: Teenage Dirtbag

Author: littleartemis

Rating: Explicit

Words: 7,247 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: I’m sorry about the rating, but this is… Just a bit too much. Seriously, de-aging is not my thing and I got terrible “daddy teaches you a lesson” feeling from this fic. Eww. Can’t help it.

Summary: Dean gets magically deaged so he’s physically young again. Problem is he’s a ‘twink’ once more and he can’t hunt like this. Frustrated he takes it out on Cas who’s getting to the end of his patience and decides a spanking is in order. He just didn’t figure in that Dean might enjoy it.

( Read here )

Title: For One Single Yesterday

Author: wannaliveindeansdimples

Rating: Explicit

Words: 5,121 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: Be proud of me. I recced just one djinn fic and it wasn’t any of my favorites that I keep reccing time after time. I love the summary of this one because that prompt makes me cry. And I love djinn fics (as you know), but sadly this one wasn’t the best I have read. However, it worth reading for. The text is good and there are no big errors in anything, but for some reason, it just didn’t touch my soul.

Summary:  Based on the post:Don’t imagine Cas being kidnapped by a Djinn.Don’t imagine Sam being the one who goes inside his head to save him and finding that Cas’s dream world is living a normal life with Dean.Don’t imagine them all hanging out and when Dean finally leaves them alone for five minutes Sam trying to explain to Cas that this isn’t real and Cas saying “I know.”Don’t imagine Cas clinging to the Djinn Dean, begging Sam not to take him back.Don’t imagine Cas waking up and Dean yelling at him for letting the Djinn get the drop on him.Don’t imagine neither if them telling Dean what happened.Don’t imagine the sadness Sam would see on Cas’s face everyday from then on and the pain when Dean goes home with random women.Just don’t do it.

( Read here )

Title: Teamwork

Author: bellacatbee

Rating: Explicit

Words: 6,236 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: Oh dear God, I can’t believe I’m reccing this again. This is the reason why you can’t say that you read fanfiction. People are expecting shit like this. And the worst part is that sometimes the shit is very, very well written and you just kinda like it, even if you don’t want to. Fanfiction is destroying my mental wellness!

Summary: When Castiel is hit by a sex spell, Dean tries to help him through it. On his own, he isn’t enough, but there are other realities, other timelines and other Deans.

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Title: The Witch Is A Bitch

Author: slutpunk

Rating: Explicit

Words: 3,489 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin J’s notes: …I’m not saying anything about the fact that also this fic is in my favorite’s folder.

Summary: Witches are bitches, but maybe Dean can forgive them for this one. Maybe.

( Read here )