#“For what feels like eternitys I've been trapped by the Doom of Scrolling. My mind is begging for relief yet the curse wont let me!” | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kingofdandelions · 19 days ago

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I kep telling myself im gonna go to sleep soon but who in thks hellscape am I lying to, im not gonna sleep soon i am a Dumbass who will impulsively read 3 fanfics, 400 tumblr posts and then doomscroll befor esleeping

#This time im really gonna go to sleep #Totally #Trust me bro i am gonna sleep #Now this second #I am already closing my eyes (look away bro idon want you to look at my closed eyes ((they're closed trust me)))#I am practcally already asleep cus im in the bed #Now I just gotta put the ohone away And actually sleep #“But no no no” said the demon with a snobby accent “this is a violatiln of the human rights the Geneva and my personal beliefs and opinions #“O sleep demon!” I cry out in desperation “Please listen to my weary tale before condemning me to a sleepless night!”#The demon nods for demons will always give a fair trial to anyone who requests one (heaven doesnt give second chances)#“For what feels like eternitys I've been trapped by the Doom of Scrolling. My mind is begging for relief yet the curse wont let me!”#“If ye condemn a poor soul such as me then you are no better than the heavens which cast you out.”#“This is my only chance of sleep and I beg of you to let me take it.”#Yet the demon did not relent. “These are the trial of which all of humankind are tormented by.”#“You shan't recieve any special treatment for your tale or excuses. This is your fate and I shall be on my way to worthier creatures.”#The demon departed and I explode into a million oieces now of whicj are allowed to sleep lest I be strugk by numerous liggtning bolts #Goodnight.

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