#“*flaps hands flippantly* what do u want from me” LMAOOO

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@hazbinned whispered a line !! 100 nonverbal prompts ( accepting! ) 87﹕ sender  shows  receiver  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . - FROM CHARLIE?

     OWLISHLY  BLINKING  EYES  AS  HE  LOOKED  DOWN  AT  THE  OFFERED  PROOF.  A news article,  or perhaps a running news show.  Claiming that he may or may not have  —  he had  —  ending a little disagreement in the entertainment district by physically tearing apart a group of four sinners for interrupting his wonderful evening out to stage theatre.  He may or may not have  —  he had  —  lied immediately upon his arrival back at home about his whereabouts.

        ❛  Well.  Seems I may have been caught  ...  red - handed!  ❜    Cue the little laugh track eminating from his staff.  Warbled as it may have been. 

     Did she expect an apology?  Probably.  But they had ruined his night!

        ❛  In my defense,  dear,  they were chattering nonsense in the middle of the show!  It was rather disrespectful,  so I solved their little argument  &&  made the experience freer for all!  ❜