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My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it
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#wait fuck I got it mixed up. resident alien (earth but sometimes there’s aliens). a little on edge but fine.#could get vaporized but I prrrobably wouldn’t as long as I don’t go to Patience#but it was Severance sooo I’m screwed. like yes I guess I could just Not Get Severed but that feels against the spirit of the game here lol#I would be a wreck in Severance
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Time to show Scrooge...THE GRAVE! 🪦
Watch the full episode on Dropout
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Hi stephanie,
I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas
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I can't believe build a bear has an ~after dark line
I can't believe build a bear AD made a cougar for Valentine's Day
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I hate when people make tragedy all about romantic love. WHAT ABOUT TRAGIC SIBLINGS? TRAGIC FRIENDSHIPS? TRAGIC FAMILIES?
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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.
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if only there was an app i could use to be notified of developments such as these
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That part of us is over.
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REF FOR MYSELF OF THE LONG QUIET AND SOME CUDDLES
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do NOT download persona 5 royal to your computer. it will install a virus called persona 5 royal
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