#‘whhhhaaa where am I’

[artaxerxesthegreat]

Just watched the Super Mario trailer with my husband, and we both agree:

If you weren’t going to cast Charles Martinet as Mario like a normal person would, at least let the guy be from Brooklyn, New York

Liiiiiiiiike this guy:

Tell me he doesn’t look like he’d be a good Mario.

IMAGINE HIM BEING A LIVE ACTION MARIO!!!

Why cast the dick from FRICKING VIRGINIA???????

WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH?????

At this point any Brooklyn-Italian guy walking the streets of New York would work!!!!!!