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unopenablebox · 1 year

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i wish that the work retreat dance party every year did not remind me that i think [faculty member redacted] is really hot

normally i don’t think this bc he’s kind of a dick to his trainees but in a stupid work event dance floor setting i am instead reminded that he’s pretty and gay and a kind of terrible but earnest and dedicated dancer

all of which just is hot imo

fortunately when we return to the real world i will cease to think this because i will instead be distracted by my moderate disapproval of his performance as a manager and my perplexity at the choices he makes for his lab space

#alas.#other mildly more appropriate targets who briefly became hot while dancing are ‘my ultra straight friend from college’ and #‘guy from nearby lab who looks exactly like every boy i developed a crush on in middle school’#fortunately these are even more fleeting and barely experienced in the first place #box opener #i made some effort to not immediately get covid from this experience but it’s ok to feel that it’s my own fault if i do #i should have learned and i didn’t #my only self destructive life choices are grad school in general; agreeing to still be a union organizer; and this #so. a couple big ones in there

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