TIME TO YELL ABOUT THE NEW TAZ EP
AAAAAA FUCK
NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET BUT I'M ALREADY ANXIOUS
AA!! MUSIC!!
-is a literal mannequin
note to self: don't have coffee before TAZ. anxiety gets REAL BAD
hey? hey griFFIN?? w h y
"this is bullshit" me too trav.
OH SHIT MERLE OH NO! MY DAD!!!!!!!!!! DAD!!!!!
GRIFFIN'S LITTLE "oH,," AFTER ANIMATE OBJECT
HHHHHHHHGHHHHH I HAVE TO INTERRUPT TAZ TO GO TALK TO SOMEONE NOW I GOTTA START OVER,,,, I'M UNIMMERSED,,,,
ACK I'M BACK,,, I WANNA RESTART BUT,, THAT'S LIKE 12 MINUTES OF RELISTENING,,,, HRM
"SO THIS HORDE OF- O K A Y"
ooooh this is rough bc they gotta beat up magnus to get his bod back but, he's gonna be in rough shape when he does
AAAAAA FIRST DEATH SAVE DAMN
THERE HAS TO BE A COMPETENT WOMAN SOMEWHERE !!!!
FIRST SUCCESS!!!
death saves remind me of jail in monopoly,,,
WHAT THE FUCK WRECKING BALL!!!!!! WRECKING BALLS ??????
FUCKING !!!!! MERLE CANONICALLY HAS GLASSES YES!!!! I'M WEEPING !!!!!
holy shit taako still has the raging sword
CHANCE LANCE!!!
GOD THIS IS SICK
HEY GRIFFIN FUCK YOU HAHHA. REAL MAGNUS WINS
he smirks. wuh oh
WUH O H
I HATE WHEN GRIFFIN GETS EXCITED??? LIKE I LOVE MY LITTLEST BROTHER BOY BEING HAPPY BUT NOT AS A DM TRYING TO KILL THE BOYS
F U CK OKAY Y'KNOW THIS IS GOOD
RIP,,,,,,
GOD JUSTIN,,, tearing off his flesh arm would be fucking horrifying. could. could he DO that? would edward feel pain in mag's bod?
"i've got something for ya." WUH OH
THE DOG!!!!!!!!
also digging this music
aw!!!
oooh pretty sky. two suns??
hey. hey griffin are- WAIT WHAT? GRIFF ARE YOU CHANGING HIS MEMORIES? G R I F F I N??
anyways hey griffin are they white suns? like... bright white eyes, perhaps? *eyes emoji* (i'm on a laptop listen)
YOU'RE NOT DEAD, CLINTON.
oooh hey a sweet girl messaged me :D
"well he won't die right away" TAAKO,
taako and pinocchio
oooh hey anxiety's kickin in again wooo
hey uh???? the next ep comes out 2 days after my birthday??
FEEL A PRESENCE??
cam!!!!!!
crimson wonder sdfggfds
hi cam i'm love you????
cam!!!!! MAGE HAND FUK!!!!!!!!
I LOVE CAM,
now go with me on this,
griffin saying "oh my god" is my fuckin favorite thing as a dm
HEALING WOOD G O D
DEATH BOLT !!!!!!
wuh oh
OH NO TAAKO
mmmhMMMMM?
OH SHIT!!!!! also hey this is gonna be a bad thing to deal with after he gets his bod back
uh oh?
KICK HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN!!!! KICK!!!!!!!
GOOD HE'S DEAD
FUCKING!!!!!!!!!! ABSORB HIM HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! SLORP!!!!!!!!!
wow i can't believe edward got fuckin vored
ew. ew griffin
aw he got spit out- WELL OKAY
oh well now i feel bad.
aw,,,,,, god i wanna draw this,,,,,, LUCKILY I GET A TABLET NEXT WEEKEND
AW,,,,,,
okay now its just scary- oh? THE BELL!!!
oh dEAR!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW GR I F F I N!!!!!!
and your. clock
heurgh i wanna skip the ad break to get to the rest of the ep but,,,, i Will forget to listen to it again,,,,
ingrediments
ooh hey i can respond to that text during the ads
it's weird thinking about the end of this campaign (i say, as i've only been listening since like episode 2 or 3 of this arc)
OH NEW LIVE SHOW!!! dang it's not in boston BUT AW HE SOUNDS SO EXCITED!
ooh gosh i gotta watch mbmbam after this too!
hey anxiety's kicking in again !!!
HEY A N X IETY,,,,
trust me ???? WUH OH
oh shit march 2nd???? WHY IS IT ONLY A WEEK????
NOT DEAD!
you solved my lich puzzle
hi i love clint? My Dad
liches... get... stitches...
steven!!!!!
"i had a dream that.... i said the coolest shit ever..."
god i'm anxious about this ACK GRIFFIN HYPED IT UP SO MUCH
uh oh
"i'd hate it shut the fuck up" I'M LAUGHING FUC
"oh okay!"
there's? 2 more relics right?
aw magnus,,,,,,
smog in the wind,,, love that kansas song
oh. oh????
where'd. where'd it go
who was- o!!!!!!! FRIEND!!!!!
aw antonia,,,, lov her,,,,
taako died twice. that's all. only thing that happened
aw i love this reunion- WELL MAGNUS,
he just has the arm asdgfd
also hey. cam :(((((
aw antonia!!!
my son,,,,
3 hail marys, 6 push ups
merle you're not helping yourself
jerky buddy!
i wanna draw? this ENTIRE episode y'all
his arm is a club now huh
OH MORE VISIONS
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE STATIC G R I F F I N
hide... something...? WHATS HE HIDING,,,,,
bright crimson red uniform with an insignia over the left breast pocket- okay now i have this for reference
aw.
WHATS- oh. the cup.
OH HEY FUCK!!! MY RED ROBES = CREATORS OF THE RELICS THEORY!!!!!
ANGUS OH NO !!! MYSWEETBOY I'VEMISSED YOUR VOICE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
UM?
HOW COULD YOU?
okay good goof
aw,,, taako,,
ANGUS!!!!!! MY BOY!!!!! COME BACK!!!!
BRING BACK MY BOY!!!!!!
yeah griffin that happens a lot??
what's,, tomorrow.
coin.
what??
what???????
adds this to the cryptid shit list,,
WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR TWO HOURS MERLE
also hi merle is definitely the dwight carving into the cpr dummy scene from the office
aw!!!!!
HEY EVEN MORE VISIONS!!!
also hey i love the music during these bits
ship and red robes. okay. INTO THE SKY?
darkness and the voidfish!!!!!!!
YEA BOI!!!!!
thick book bound in blue leather and silver trim.
hey. does the director have a spell book because. those are pretty close to the BOB colors.
larry burnsides
GRIFFIN SHUT UP DON'T DO THIS
aw barry bluejeans :(
well hidden cavern
klarg!!!!! it's me!!!!!!!!!!
oh shit is this- FUCK IT IS THE IMAGE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE ARC
6 foot tall pod? swirling green fluid with someONE GROWING??
scroll with. a map depicting the BOB HEADQUARTERS
SMALL PLAIN WOODEN CHEST WITH A RED ROBE?????
circular patch with 12 circles with IPRE ?
god fuck i've heard that before WHERE !!!!!
oh it's the red robes thing!
yuh oh
wait didn't he. leave a note for mAGNUS into the coin?
WHY DO THEY HAVE ONLY HOURS!!!!
WHAT IS IT!!!!!!!
WHO IS IT!!!! I'M NOT FUCKIN READY BUT I'M SO JAZZED!!!!
hey grif i swan to jon if you cut off the episode before we find out who it is i'm jumping out a window
army of shadows
columns of tar with red and green and blue dripping down
silver ship
relief when it flies away
human man, crimson robe uniform with the circle patch
black spike shoots into him from the horde
he smiles
well. we'll get him next time.
GRIFFIN
GRIFFIN YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRIFFIN I LOVE THIS BUT YOU F U C KE R!!!!!!!
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
BARRY WAS THIS HUGE PLOTPOINT THE WHOLE TIME WHAT THE FUCK
Y'ALL THE ADS FOR OTHER PODCASTS ARE PLAYING BUT I'M GONNA KEEP YELLING
G O D
GRIFFIN!!!!!!!
FUCKING!!!!!! BARRY BLUEJEANS!!!!!!!
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