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napo-con-fritas · 4 years ago

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they must’ve known Olympus was in NYC, but they’re not as close to the gods as the Greeks, so perhaps they just assumed “we’ll take out these local titans, and the gods can deal with Grandpa Kronos”?

ok but why did the romans think kronos was going to new york?????? what’d they think was there????? were they just like “oh! guess he wants to see a broadway show!” or some shit??????? how did they not guess that there were also greek gods

#just guessing here #the gods seem more distant with their roman kiddos than the greeks #or maybe one of the gods actually said ‘stay tf out of ny’#bc it would’ve been hella awkward #like imagine the chaos #‘twelfth legion fulminata ready for battle’#‘ah okay don’t kill the ponymen those are ours’#‘or the hell hound that eats pepperoni pizza she’s also ours’#‘oh and stay away from the kid running around glowing red with a drakon carcass behind her she’s our hulk’#ramblings #pjo ramblings #not mine #thefangirlsnewgroove

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