#‘Hey. Name’s Zach. Just an FYI: I am *not* gay.’ | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

canichangemyblogname · 2 years ago

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Me: “You see that article they featured on what’s her name?” My coworker: “Mmh. I heard about it. [Coworker] told me.” Me: “He already knew?” Her: “His friend- Zach- is at the Capitol right now.” Me: “Zach???” Her: “Ice nipples.” Me: “Ah. That Zach.”

#This guy loves wearing really tight. white see-through polos #and his nips are always at attention #He introduced himself to me with the disclaimer ‘I’m not gay.’#‘Hey. Name’s Zach. Just an FYI: I am *not* gay.’#Cool???#And then a couple drinks in he told me: ‘Y’know. I’d totally fuck men. But I’m not really gay or anything.’#Why are you telling me this???#Do you want attention?#Do you want me to question your sexuality for you?#Is this a really weird way to try and feel out what my gender is???#And then he hit on my friend (a lesbian) for the rest of the night

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