#‘​cupholder cocaine’ in reference to the time I was wingmanning for this friend at a work event where he was trying to get with a coworker

[concerning-goth]

“See if I told anyone who didn’t know you about the shit you get up to they’d say ‘oh my god we have to get her help’ but because it’s you I never have to worry like yeah she’s doing cupholder cocaine yeah she’s breaking into abandoned buildings but it’s totally fine actually”

~My best most beloved friend