#—anons.al

[eliasorchard]

Hey Vin, what’s up?

I hope that you are doing well. Anyway I wanted to share an idea that got into my head.

Imagine a situation where William somehow ends up in the modern times and meeting you. And like, you introduce him to everything in our times and at some point you end up introducing him to video games (mostly because he caught you playing a video game and ended up getting curious about what that is, lol)

But anyway, I found the idea of introducing him to video games and teaching him about how to play them and even letting him try to play really adorable.

Now, I don’t really see him as someone who would be much of a gamer but I do see him play video games from time to time. I see him being more into board games to be honest.

Ah btw, this isn’t a request (which you definitely can tell I guess. But I thought it would still be good to make it clear.) I just thought I could share my idea cause I found it really cute

Anyway, have nice day/night ✨

AUDJDJ i'm sorry that this is rather later, i was planning on answering it but i forgot. anyway, i can imagine the culture shock he'd experience. but he's someone that can adapt to situations, that's practically all he's done throughout his life 🗣️ you have a great mind

one day, william notices you engrossed in something. something fast paced, or a story driven game with deep strategy? (idk, whatever type of game you like playing) either way, his curiosity would get the better of him.

william's interest piqued when he heard the clicking of the controller in your hands. he silently approaches, standing close behind you, breath warm against your neck as he leans in —ncasting a shadow over your screen.

"what is this?" william asks, voice low. you can feel him studying not just the game, but also you.

ever the observant mind.

"it's a video game," you try to explain. "you can control characters, go on adventures, solve puzzles... people play them for fun." it'd take some time explaining how a glowing screen could take you on adventures and whatnot.

he'd watch you curiously, like a child mesmerized when going to an aquarium for the first time. it's new to him.

"fascinating," he whispers softly. "may i try?"

as you hand him the controller, your fingers brush against his in the exchange and you watch as he attempts to navigate the game. william's deliberate — calculating in his every move, but there’s something endearing in his concentration. he's so bewitched by it, trying to take all of the information in, flinching when a jump scare appears.

it's cute.

"i'm not sure this is my kind of challenge," he admits after a while, lips curving into a small smile. he places the controller aside, turning to face you. and his gaze softens.

“but i can see why you enjoy it, (name). i, however, prefer strategy with a bit more… direct engagement. perhaps a more traditional game would suit me better," he continues. "chess, for instance. do you still have that in this time?"

"yes, they're on here, too." you nod, tapping the screen. "but i could always pull out the board game from my.." you trail off. "i think i kept it in the closet? i can try finding it."

"really?" william blinks. he's surprised. perhaps it's because so many things have changed, but he's not sure why he thought chess was no longer available during this time. "oh, no, please. i wouldn't want to bother you. we could try the...'video game' version of chess, as you call it."

"i could teach you." unable to help yourself, you smile. there's a childish excitement in him that you're finding adorable. "… or challenge you.”

william's smile changes to something deeper, and there’s a flicker of something more in his eyes, "a challenge, then."

no matter how much time has passed, william is still, at his core, the same william. though he sometimes struggles to adapt quickly to the modern world we live in due to the drastic changes, his sharp mind remains as keen as ever.

[eliasorchard]

I'm running a very high fever right now and I feel horrible... I wish William could take care of me :(

Like, feed me mushroom soup. Or carry me to the bathroom.

high fevers suck :( stay hydrated and make sure to get as much rest as possible. i really hope you get better, anon

william is an attentive partner by default, but his usual attentiveness seems to grow tenfold when you're feeling unwell. he becomes the sweetest, most caring version of himself when you've come down with anything — whether it be something as menial as a runny nose or high fever.

imagine waking up from a nap, bleary-eyed and head a pounding mess. the effects of the medicine hasn't left you yet so the sleepiness it brought is still clinging to you. you're confused by your surroundings with you still being half asleep but hear the soft creak of your door opening.

"ah, my apologies. did i wake you?" he says softly, a gentle smile on his face. in his hands he holds a tray that has a bowl of your favourite soup on top of it. he sets the bowl down on your bedside table and takes a seat on the edge of your bed. "i thought you could use some comfort food."

you shake your head. you're feeling nauseous, and you're sure you're going to end up vomiting. but you're hungry. your body feels weak, yet you try to sit up. immediately he leans forwards, "here, allow me to help you." and props you up with a few pillows behind your back.

if you're too tired, and even if you're not, he insists on spoonfeeding and will spoon-feed you. after you've eaten, he'll make sure you take your medicine. the effects of the medicine pull you back to slumber but right before you succumb to it, you can feel the gentleness of his palm against your forehead — it's a calming coolness against your skin. it's soothing. then he leans down to press a soft kiss on your temple and whispers: "sleep well. i'll be right here if you need anything."

[eliasorchard]

You once had said that jjk smut fics were your inspiration for your own smuts and I wondered just what you had ment. Now that I'm into the fandom.... I can see what it.... Jjk writers have like created a whole new genre of smut. They've reached a newfound level of expertise. And I'm not complaining.

man they are FREAKS.

and i mean this in the most positive, loving way possible. sometimes you need to go batshit insane to create masterpieces and i think that's what happens to jjk writers

[eliasorchard]

what do u think william's real name is

archibald percival horatio fitz-reginald the third

[eliasorchard]

Hey Vin ✨

How are you doing? I hope you are doing well. Remember about letting yourself rest and stay hydrated

Anyway, I have a question.

What do you expect to be in part 2 of Moriarty the Patriot?

Have a good day/night ☺️

hello anon 👋 im doing good. i hope YOU'RE doing well too

and yes, i just drank an entire bottle of water in the span of i think seven minutes cause it's hot as fuck where i live

as for the question.. i want to see them all happy and jolly and giggling and everything nice. but i ALSO want to see the plot get entirely fucked. putting any personal feelings/wishes aside, here me out. maybe like, a betrayal. OR og william didn't die in the fire and he's back as like a supervillain or some shit with BURN SCARS AND STUFF. that'd be so sick man 🤌🤌

p.s. im calling it now. og william comes back as a villain

[eliasorchard]

Do U write smut with tentacles

jesus christ um 😭 i don't, im sorry

[eliasorchard]

why do u have a fatass moon as a header

that's actually one of my ass cheeks

[eliasorchard]

What's your love language?

uhhh i think acts of services and and and

[eliasorchard]

why can't i tag u in a post 😭

wait huh really??? im not really sure what's wrong . i just checked my settings and they seem perfectly fine too

can a mutual or literally anyone try tagging me so i can check and verify???

[eliasorchard]

Hi alvin, I hope you’re doing okay <333

thank you, anon :) honestly it's been kinda ass tbh lol it's ok though. things happen 👍 i hope YOU'RE doing okay too

[eliasorchard]

Hey Vin

What’s up? I hope you are doing well.

As for me not so much and is because of my father. He got drunk yesterday and was an asshole to mom. And today he continues being rude and insulting her. Is not the first time he’s been terrible to her or me and my sibling. Living with him as been hell. I’m really scared and I feel unsafe currently at my own home. Gosh, I hate him so damn much. And worst is because of his actions is harder for me to get more confident and overcome my fears. Because he keeps being a terrible person. I feel like I can’t completely be who I want to be. Plus there’s my anxiety that adds up to all of that.

Anyway, I hope you don’t mind me wanting to share this. I’m sorry if I’m bringing up negativity. I don’t want to but I also don’t want to stay silent to something that should not be happening and to how I feel. I just really felt the need to share that with someone.

Have a nice day/night ✨

i'm in decent health, thank you for asking anon

i’m so, so sorry you’re going through this. my heart breaks knowing that you’re feeling unsafe and trapped in your own home—no one should ever have to live like that. i want you to know that your feelings are completely and absolutely valid. you have every right to be angry, frustrated, and scared

no one should ever feel unsafe in their own home—it’s supposed to be a place of comfort, not fear. you, your mother and your sibling deserve so much better than this, and it’s unfair that his behavior is holding you back from becoming the people you want to be/could be.

how suffocating and helpless it must feel, especially when it’s coming from someone who should be protecting and supporting you, not tearing you down. i'm furious for you, it’s not your fault, and none of this is on you, anon. you deserve to feel safe, to feel loved, to feel cherished and to be able to grow into the person you want to be without this fear/dread constantly hanging over you.

i’m so glad you reached out and shared this with me. please don't ever shy away/feel uncomfortable/ feel bad for talking about this. this is something real and painful, and you deserve all the support in the world right now. you’re not bringing negativity, you’re being brave by speaking up about something that’s been hurting you and your family for so long. it must've been so hard, i'm so sorry. you're so strong. you shouldn’t have to deal with this alone, and i'm here for you. i always will be. i love you, ml :(

never feel like you have to hold back what you’re feeling. you’re so much stronger than you realize, even though it probably doesn’t feel like it right now. you're so very brave for surviving in such a suffocating environment for so long

i really, really hope your family gets away from that disgusting, sorry excuse that your father seems to be

i’m so proud of you for being open and honest about what you’re experiencing, anon. you've done so well living up until now. you're a courageous, strong and a wonderful person. i’ll be here for you, no matter what.

p.s. if there are more things you'd like to share/talk to me about but feel uncomfortable to speak through my asks, my dms will always be open for you. if you're uncomfortable using your real account, using a burner account is also fine. i'll be fine with anything, any choice i just want you to feel comfortable

take care of yourself anon. you have a beautiful heart, don't let anybody taint it. i hope you and your family make it out safe from your current situation as soon as possible

[eliasorchard]

How is your day going?

it's going alright :) thank you for asking

i woke up especially early today so im a bit tired

[eliasorchard]

If it's not a bother can you tell how you made the text in your profile layout? I love it!

ibis paint —> 640 x 34 ratio —> add text (i used sf display black, you can download it in the app itself)

lmk if you have any confusions :)

[eliasorchard]

are u ok

haunted by the horrors

[eliasorchard]

I'm not like. Desperate or something. I just need William carnally.

need and desperation are very close friends, anon

[eliasorchard]

william with a fem s/o who loooves swords?? like she always has a rapier on her, wearing a trouser and blouse instead of a skirt, and while she may not be cunning enough to understand him at first, she has this " i AM NOT gonna die looking stupid" energy to her that is oddly charming. she probably challeneges her suitors to duel her for her hand, defeating them. i like the idea that him and her would have a "this dude is a weirdo" energy around each other at first lol. once she finds out who he is tho, you bet she'd challenge him to a duel eveyday

thank you for requesting anon :)

here you go — click here. i'm not entirely sure whether i did your request justice but hopefully you'll like it !