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MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — CHAPTER 7.

because scammers deserve a love story too 💔

SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake.

WARNINGS! lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, kys/kms jokes, unhinged/unfiltered/unrealistic dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my horrible ass sense of humor, ignore timestamps pls, slow/irregular updates probably

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CHAPTER 7 ꗃ IM EVERYWHERE BITCH

A/N.‏‏‎ ‎ haha…. it’s been like 9 months since the last update 💀💀 YALL IM SORRY. i’m back tho hey wassup 🤪 HSHDHAH IM SO SO SORRY FOR LEAVING THIS SMAU 😭😭💖 but here’s a quick update :> i got a new phone and lost all the pics hence the new pfps 😭 srry for the confusion!! tysm for reading :))

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A MISCONDUCT UPDATE OMG MISCONDUCT IS BACK 🤭

OH MY GOD YES MISCONDUCT ‼️ IS ‼️ BACK ‼️ thank god she finally came back from the dead I MISSED HER 😭😭

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anything 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😝😝😜🤪 me and hoon we're on the same wavelength. also i need u so drop all those memes u used 🙏 ALSO I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH BC I WAS READING IT AT DINNER TABLE, BUT I LOST IT AT THE STABLE ONE 💀💀💀 AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "exams over, now we're back at ur dumbassery" when i laughed 🙁🙁🙁😒😒😒

ANYTHINGGF 🫦🫦🫦🫦

HWJDJWJDJAA PLS TAKE THEM girl some of them i had to personally make 💀💀

i am graphic designer 😀😀😀👍👍

PLSWNDJSNDJAKS THE STABLE ONE IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEM IKSFJSK I LEGIT COUDLNT STOP LAUGHING WHILE WRITING THAT PANEL LFMAJJDKWDMA

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ur misconduct smau GOT MY CACKLING BRUH U R TOO FUNNY I LOVE UR WRITING

GAHSHSHA THANK U SM ANON im really glad u liked it 😭 misconduct unhinged fr HAHHAHAH

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MISCONDUCT UPDATE WHILE JM IN SCHOOL??? MAI???

SIDKWJJDKSJSS PLSSSSS NOT U IN SCHOOL??? it’s 2:30am here 😀

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MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — MASTERLIST.

because scammers deserve a love story too 💔

SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake. —or— heeseung just wants to buy jungwon a birthday gift and you steal his money.

STARRING! lee heeseung x gn!reader

GENRES! ‏‏‎ ‎romance, CRACK (!!!), smau

TL;DR! gullible!heeseung x scammer!reader, college classmates, frenemies to lovers, secret identity, basically u scam heeseung and then realise u kinda like him so you try uno-reverse ur horribleness

WARNINGS! ‏‏‎ ‎lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, unhinged/unfiltered/UNREALISTIC dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my humor is fucked, ignore timestamps i beg

FEATURING! ‏‏‎ ‎aespa’s ningning, itzy’s yuna, others tba

A/N! ‏‏‎ ‎guys this is my first smau 😟 kinda released this on a whim and will probs regret this later but its fine 😌 btw pls be warned that this is NOT a serious smau,, it’s just unhinged dumbassery w a half-assed plot 🧍🏻‍♀️ but regardless i’m SAUR excited for this ho ho ho thank u sm for checking this out!! :>

PROFILES ‏‏‎ ‎ ONE ┊TWO

CHAPTERS  ⸝⸝ ONE. ribbit ribbit.  ⸝⸝ TWO. human trafficking.  ⸝⸝ THREE. merry fucking christmas.  ⸝⸝ FOUR. sunghoon might fuck me im scared jake please.  ⸝⸝ FIVE. free bingbing.  ⸝⸝ SIX. s**gh**n p***.  ⸝⸝ SEVEN. i’m everywhere bitch  ⸝⸝ EIGHT.  ⸝⸝ NINE.  ⸝⸝ TEN. and more!

✰ NOTE! ‏‏‎ ‎ warnings should be read carefully :)

TAGLIST

PERM: @enhyflirt @kyleeanne @icedcoffeesunwoo @ssolari @skazoo @jjunis @heejake-en @koroktsuya @tinykoi-s @en-boyz @ilandsghost @soobin-chois @blessed-sky @jhyunieee @kisswon @vbxrin @cosmicsunghoon @bloomedberry @jeongwins @jungwonielove @miiiwaa @jungwoniee @lhsng @missharubear @deonuism @sarahxy537 @bambisgirl @hrrhmay-primaryblog @yeonzzun @msxflower @sunsunu @jangwonie @sweetjaemss @seungstarss @tokyoflies @solelyenha @softforqiankun @goodforgyu @va1ry @taekbokki @ashxxkook @moon-gyus @jakeified @markleeisdabestdrug @wccycc @viagumi @pisss111 @outrologist @fairfairee @hiqhkey @ctrlemis

TAGLIST IS OPEN — send an ask, dm, or comment! :>

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MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — CHAPTER 6.

because scammers deserve a love story too 💔

SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake.

WARNINGS! lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, kys/kms jokes, unhinged/unfiltered/unrealistic dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my horrible ass sense of humor, ignore timestamps pls, slow/irregular updates probably :<

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CHAPTER 6 ꗃ S**GH**N P***

A/N.‏‏‎ ‎ haha…. sorry for the horribly late update 😭 i’m in my unfunny era 💔 but is it still an era if it’s been going on for a while tho ha ha ha ha aha n e ways HEEYN FINALLY MEETING IRL NEXT UPDATE ARE U GUYS EXCITED?????? :00 also ykw i am very proud of sunghoon like it takes guts to make porn of urself and send it to ur friends👍 everybody clap rn ( ALSO YES…… hee’s gna find out ab the photocard soon…… 😍)

TAGLIST IS OPEN — send an ask, dm, or reply! :>

TAGLIST 1: @enhyflirt @dreamyenskz @icedcoffeesunwoo @ssolari @skazoo @jjunis @heejake-en @koroktsuya @tinykoi-s @en-boyz @ilandsghost @soobin-chois @blessed-sky @jhyunieee @kisswon @vbxrin @cosmicsunghoon @bloomedberry @jeongwins @jungwonielove @miiiwaa @jungwoniee @lhsng @missharubear @deonuism @sarahxy537 @bambisgirl @hrrhmay @yeonzzun @msxflower @sunsunu @jangwonie @sweetjaemss @seungstarss @tokyoflies @solelyenha @softforqiankun @goodforgyu @va1ry @taekbokki @ashxxkook @moon-gyus @jakeified @markleeisdabestdrug @wccycc @viagumi @pissss111 @outrologist @fairfairee @hiqhkey @ctrlemis

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MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — CHAPTER 5.

because scammers deserve a love story too 💔

SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake.

WARNINGS! lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, unhinged/unfiltered/unrealistic dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my horrible ass sense of humor, ignore timestamps pls, slow/irregular updates probably :<

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CHAPTER 5 ꗃ FREE BINGBING

A/N.‏‏‎ ‎ short update! ngl…. the only reason i even wanted ninghoon was for this one specific chapter 😭 he’s so fucking vile and i love it GSHDHDHA 👍👍 safe to say ningning is traumatised and she’s not gna come out her house for any more appearances HAJSJAJSJSKAJA 😭 and yesss this is only part one of sunghoon hitting on girls,, winter is next 😁👍 (p.s. thanks for reading ily the next update will b quicker i promise) 💓

TAGLIST IS OPEN — send an ask, dm, or reply! :>

TAGLIST 1: @enhyflirt @kyleeanne @icedcoffeesunwoo @ssolari @skazoo @jjunis @heejake-en @koroktsuya @tinykoi-s @en-boyz @ilandsghost @soobin-chois @blessed-sky @jhyunieee @kisswon @vbxrin @cosmicsunghoon @bloomedberry @jeongwins @jungwonielove @miiiwaa @jungwoniee @lhsng @missharubear @deonuism @sarahxy537 @bambisgirl @hrrhmay-primaryblog @yeonzzun @msxflower @sunsunu @jangwonie @sweetjaemss @seungstarss @tokyoflies @solelyenha @softforqiankun @goodforgyu @va1ry @taekbokki @ashxxkook @moon-gyus @jakeified @markleeisdabestdrug @wccycc @viagumi @pissss111 @outrologist @fairfairee @hiqhkey @ctrlemis

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MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — CHAPTER 2.

because scammers deserve a love story too 💔

SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake.

WARNINGS! ‎lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, unhinged/unfiltered/unrealistic dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my horrible ass sense of humor, ignore timestamps pls

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CHAPTER 2 ꗃ HUMAN TRAFFICKING

A/N.‏‏‎ ‎ LMFAOAOAOAO HEESEUNG’S A SHAMELESS BITCH HSHDHDD 😭😭😭 also guys THANK U SM FOR 500 NOTES ALR 😭😭😭 i’m so grateful and a little turned on 💔💔💔 yall r the best hehe <333 n e ways lmk what u think of the smau so far <33 MWAH

TAGLIST IS OPEN — send an ask, dm, or reply! :>

PERM: @enhyflirt @kyleeanne @icedcoffeesunwoo @ssolari @skazoo @jjunis @heejake-en @koroktsuya @tinykoi-s @en-boyz @ilandsghost @soobin-chois @blessed-sky @jhyunieee @kisswon @vbxrin @cosmicsunghoon @bloomedberry @jeongwins @jungwonielove @miiiwaa @jungwoniee @lhsng @missharubear @deonuism @sarahxy537 @bambisgirl @en-boyz @hrrhmay-primaryblog @yeonzzun @msxflower @sunsunu @jangwonie @sweetjaemss @tokyoflies @solelyenha @softforqiankun @goodforgyu @va1ry @taekbokki @ashxxkook @moon-gyus @jakeified @markleeisdabestdrug @wccycc @viagumi @pissss111 @outrologist @fairfairee @sweetjaemss @hiqhkey @ctrlemis

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MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — CHAPTER 1.

because scammers deserve a love story too 💔

SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake.

WARNINGS! ‎lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, unhinged/unfiltered/unrealistic dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my horrible ass sense of humor, ignore timestamps pls

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CHAPTER 1 ꗃ RIBBIT RIBBIT

A/N.‏‏‎ ‎ i am once again cautioning u guys to reread the warnings 😭😭😭 lmao i have the mental capacity of a 10 year old i’m so sorry i— 😭😭💔💔 mai babes go to a mental institution babes (anyway hehe thanks for reading ilysm for all the love i’m so nervous ab this smau but ❤️❤️ appreciate u guys sm 🥹)

TAGLIST IS OPEN — send an ask, dm, or reply! :>

PERM: @enhyflirt @kyleeanne @icedcoffeesunwoo @ssolari @skazoo @jjunis @heejake-en @koroktsuya @tinykoi-s @en-boyz @ilandsghost @soobin-chois @blessed-sky @jhyunieee @kisswon @vbxrin @cosmicsunghoon @bloomedberry @jeongwins @jungwonielove @miiiwaa @jungwoniee @lhsng @missharubear @deonuism @sarahxy537 @bambisgirl @hrrhmay-primaryblog @yeonzzun @msxflower @sunsunu @jangwonie @sweetjaemss @seungstarss @tokyoflies @solelyenha @softforqiankun @goodforgyu @va1ry @taekbokki @ashxxkook @moon-gyus @jakeified @markleeisdabestdrug @wccycc @viagumi @pisss111 @outrologist @fairfairee @hiqhkey @ctrlemis

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MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — PROFILES 2.

because scammers deserve a love story too 💔

SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake.

WARNINGS! ‎lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, unhinged/unfiltered/unrealistic dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my horrible ass sense of humor, ignore timestamps pls

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CHARACTERS UNLOCKED ꗃ HEESEUNG’S SUPPORT GROUP

A/N.‏‏‎ ‎ rest in peace sunghoon’s jeans 😔💔 another fallen soldier 😔 ANYWAYYY WOOO ive decided to stick w a relatively small cast given the fact this smau probably won’t be that long <333 super excited tho hehehe would love to hear what u guys think <33

TAGLIST IS OPEN — send an ask, dm, or reply! :>

PERM: @enhyflirt @kyleeanne @icedcoffeesunwoo @ssolari @skazoo @jjunis @heejake-en @koroktsuya @tinykoi-s @en-boyz @ilandsghost @soobin-chois @blessed-sky @jhyunieee @kisswon @vbxrin @cosmicsunghoon @bloomedberry @jeongwins @jungwonielove @miiiwaa @jungwoniee @lhsng @missharubear @deonuism @sarahxy537 @bambisgirl @hrrhmay-primaryblog @yeonzzun @msxflower @sunsunu @jangwonie @sweetjaemss @seungstarss @tokyoflies @solelyenha @softforqiankun @goodforgyu @va1ry @taekbokki @ashxxkook @moon-gyus @jakeified @markleeisdabestdrug @wccycc @viagumi @pisss111 @outrologist @fairfairee @hiqhkey @ctrlemis

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MISCONDUCT ┊ LEE HEESEUNG SMAU — PROFILES 1.

because scammers deserve a love story too 💔

SYNOPSIS! by day, you’re a broke college student. by night, you’re a kpop reseller who scams gullible people out of their money. business is good (great, even) until your next customer lee heeseung goes into a blind rage when he discovers the jimin photocard you’ve sold him is hella fake.

WARNINGS! ‎lots of swearing, sexual & dirty jokes / crude humor, unhinged/unfiltered/unrealistic dumbassery, yn is a money whore, my horrible ass sense of humor, ignore timestamps pls

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CHARACTERS UNLOCKED ꗃ LIVE LOVE LAUGHERS

A/N.‏‏‎ ‎ that kodak black meme still makes me cackle at night 😭 ANYWAY PROFILES 1 LETS GOOOOO 😈 and yes yn is who runs the bibi k-shop,,, don’t tell me u wouldn’t buy from them too 🤨 don’t u love ur grandma??? anyway it’s the angelic customer service uwu for me

TAGLIST IS OPEN — send an ask, dm, or reply! :>

PERM: @enhyflirt @kyleeanne @icedcoffeesunwoo @ssolari @skazoo @jjunis @heejake-en @koroktsuya @tinykoi-s @en-boyz @ilandsghost @soobin-chois @blessed-sky @jhyunieee @kisswon @vbxrin @cosmicsunghoon @bloomedberry @jeongwins @jungwonielove @miiiwaa @jungwoniee @lhsng @missharubear @deonuism @sarahxy537 @bambisgirl @hrrhmay-primaryblog @yeonzzun @msxflower @sunsunu @jangwonie @sweetjaemss @seungstarss @tokyoflies @solelyenha @softforqiankun @goodforgyu @va1ry @taekbokki @ashxxkook @moon-gyus @jakeified @markleeisdabestdrug @wccycc @viagumi @pisss111 @outrologist @fairfairee @hiqhkey @ctrlemis

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HAHSHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST OPENED MY PINTEREST AND SAW MY SEARCH HISTORY

HSJDJSJS IT WAS FOR THE RECENT CHAPTER AND ALSO THE NEXT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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HAIIIIIIIAISII CAN I BE ADDED TO THE MISCONDUCT TAG LIST 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢😢

asdlkfewjSDHFJEWJFWE NOT CHUU ON THE TV????? JIWFJEJ HELPPPPP NAH NAH THATS IT YOURE BANNED FROM MY BLOG !! 😭

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LMFAOO IM READING UR SMAU AND ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY😭🤣🤣🫶🏻, i was waiting 4 and smau like this one💖🤧, can i be on the taglist plz🙏🏻🙏🏻😭

HI OMG NEW READER ALERT ⁉️ STOPP THANK U SM IM RLLY HAPPY YOURE ENJOYING IT SO FAR AAAA ILYSM AND YES OFC i’ll add u rn!! 💖💖💓