#— 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 : asks

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Do you remember how we met o:

- @twislajade

Oh course I do La— you were sittin pretty at the bar. I came over and bought you a drink. Ah, it was the meet cute of the century! Yadda, yadda, we went out for a bit, you tried to ghost me, I kept writing you letters, you sent a restraining order— mm, but still visited me in jail, hmm? And at the end you introduced me to big man Hanma~ ah. Of course I remember it. I remember everything about you. 😄

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Mr. Endo, I can finally ask you this question as there is no more sex ban. Hole or no hole?

- @idezaireu

Hole, any hole. Mouth, pussy, ass. I do not care. Hole is the goal and it is my life’s mission to find it 😄

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hi i'm a leedle tipsy but i think you're really neat and have a very kissable mouth

— @elizahoney

Hmm? Aww— you think or you know baby, speak up. It’s hard for me to understand you when you stutter all quiet like that, you know? Could take advantage of a pretty little mouth like that when it doesn’t speak its mind— c’mere. Let me kiss you proper so you don’t just have to imagine, yeah?

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you ♡

( @cece-ilia )

Do you want to get married in vegas right now?

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ur so fine i want to dip you into a pot of honey and unleash you into yosemite with all the feral bears -@chickenstriptease

Mmm… as tempting as that sounds, don’t you think it would be more fun to unleash me on you? Fuckin cute little bear costume, all dressed up for me, yeah? Tell me, baby. Would you lick the honey off of me instead if I pretended to be a good boy for you?

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Shaking

H-hi… please don’t kill me…

@dreamingofdais

Daisy flower blowin in the breeze. Ha— you know, it’s been real tricky finding you, petal. Really, really fucking tricky. You know, you’re lucky I like to play with my food :).

Tell me dais, you seem like the type of girl men write songs about. Am I wrong?

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how’s the sex ban treating you, yamato? you holding up alright? ♡

— @venusbllue

It has been the worst 24 hours of my life. I feel like I just experience the 7 circles of hell from Dante’s infirno and am half the man I once was.

But now I can ask you to suck my dick in peace so it was all worth it. 😁

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gmorning daddy!

— @sincerelyaudri

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mornin, yamato! how’d you sleep, handsome? you were a guest star in my dreams last night…🤭

— @venusbllue

Oh? Little blue was thinking about me even in her dreams? Too fucking cute… you gonna tell me what happened? Or you gonna be mean about it baby? C’mon~

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Miss you daddy 😞

- @twislajade

Lala! Missin little old me? Or my cock. You can be honest baby, I don’t mind 🥰

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Audrey’s not a liar. She really does have somewhere she should be, and she did get instructions from Takiishi to give something to Endo. That something sat snugly in a box just a little bigger than her hand, plain and unassuming, just like her. So when Endo opens the door and he’s pleading with her to be truthful, merciful, Audrey’s half wondering why he’s even doing all of that.

Two blinks and a beat passing later and she realizes why he’s so nervous.

He’s…vulnerable. Yamato Endo and vulnerable sound discordant in the same sentence together but the reality is hard to ignore. He looks a mess — crazed, hopeless, yearning look in his eye, clothes wrinkled and twisted askew. His hair is messy and tugged every which way — presumably from pulling it, and overall, he looks distressed.

It’s kind of cute.

His greeting (if you wanted to call it that) rings in Audrey’s ears for a brief moment, followed by flashbacks to their interaction that morning. Large brown eyes look at him in a way that reads as caution, but instead, it’s curiosity.

She raises an eyebrow.

“Can I come in?”

— @sincerelyaudri

Endo thinks he's going insane– no, no he knows he’s going insane.

He knows that whatever earth he's spinning on is not the one he’s supposed to be on. Maybe the Mayans were right– or maybe the conspiracy theorists were? Maybe he’s switched into an alternate dimension? Quick, when did Mandela die?

…Yeah he’s got no clue. Can’t think of anything accept for the gorgeous pair of tits covered by that thin fucking little crop top sitting in front of hi– wait, when did he even open the door?

Ohhh right, right. Yeah okay, he’s with it now. Something about a box, about Chika– shit he misses Chika, misses all the things they got up to. All the pretty girls they shared.

Fuck, stop it Yamato. Stay on track, stay on track! Box. Audrey has a box– no, his dick isn't in that box. His dick is on his body. But it could be inside of something else if he played his–

Right. Okay, thankfully we got that cleared up.

He stares at her for a while. Takes in her form for everything it is– for what it could be. Could be a pretty little puddle on the floor for him. Could be the sweet sweet serenity after 10 hours of madness. Of insanity he can’t quite comprehend; his phone buzzing, abandoned on the floor of his living room.

“What?” His breath is quiet, almost chaste, as if he had just been running a marathon. He feels like he has.

He takes another second to pause, a final moment to think over his words. Yet the decision is already made for him. It was made for him the second she asked if he was home– the second she appeared on his doorstep. Her fate– her gorgeous ass…

“Come in.” The words are quick, chipped. Instantly moving out of the way, holding the door like a proper gentleman, “What did he give you.”

@sincerelyaudri

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hiiii endo ♡

whatcha up to tonight?

- @venusbllue

Mm? Why you so curious, doll? You missin me? Should I come over? Spend the night with just you? Cause I’m just playin all on my own… right now—

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endo, knock it off. i’m being serious! when chika was at the studio last week he left this box for you — i don’t know what’s in it, don’t ask. dude said to hand deliver it. open the door please? i don’t wanna be here any more than you want me here, i’m on a time crunch. the girls are hosting a sleepover and i’m late!

— @sincerelyaudri

……No tricks…. No tricks you promise? You promise? You have to promise dri. Look me in the eyes and prom— oh. It looks like I opened the door. Huh.

Promise me you won’t let me act up, got it? Okay Dri? Because I’m this close👌

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endo? you home?

— @sincerelyaudri

Home? The Audrey wants to know if I’m home? The Audrey “good morning daddy” wants to know if I’m home?! Why of course I a—

No. I am at an undisclosed location in the woods. You won’t find me. There is a fence around the property. And gaurd dogs. So many gaurd dogs. And I’m sitting in an ice bath and you won’t get my cock hard you won—

Anyway. No. I’m not home 😁👍

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you're kinda scary, the kinda scary where ppl have to be prepared for your upcoming shenanigans cus you misbehave a lot

Ahh— lots of people say a lot of things about me, you know? But I’m a good guy! So no need to worry about other rumours! Ha—

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Okay but did you finish the job?? - @twshujihanma

Obviously. What do you take me for, some kind of amateur?

Fucking home owners insurance though. Maybe I should burn that down— haha, kidding. That was a joke.