#༊*·˚ komicha !

[daiseukiis]

“Oh?” Kaiser raises an eyebrow, and he sidles up to you with a big cat-like grin on his face. His cerulean blue eyes glint with pure mischief, and you instantly know he’s up to no good.

“Your sweetheart didn’t wish you good night?” He takes your hand in his and raises it to his lips, pressing his mouth cheekily against the back of your hand. The place where he kissed you feels like it’s been shocked with electricity: tingles shoot down your spine.

He licks his lips and winks at you devilishly. “How about I show you what a proper ‘good night’ greeting should be like?”

i gape slightly at his proposition, a glint of amusement flickering in my eyes at his bold response to my rather jokingly threatening words. i scoff in disbelief, hues glancing away from his cocky demeanour as my fingers run through my hair to cool myself off before it goes straight into eye contact with his brilliant sapphires; selcouth.

maybe it might’ve been my alexithymia but there was just something about him that drew me so… intoxicatingly close to the football player.

i ponder for a moment before i bring up a hand to touch his cheek, it was warm and pale, though undeniably this single gesture of gently caressing it felt so… right? my fingers slide down slowly till it taps his adam’s apple, a rather deep chuckle erupts from his chest as i watch that said part bop up and down.

“so, like this?” i smile innocently, cutting off his laugh short as my hand grasps quickly yet swiftly at his throat causing a slight cut off air from his lungs. blinking my lashes as my glaucous hues hide such foxy intents.

“or rather—” my hand the once held his throat dances down the skin of a budding blue rose that is inked to his arm, tracing through the thorns only for it to coat the crown on the back of his palm. i grab hold of his wrist and guide it to my neck, “this much more fitting?”

[stylesloveclub]

i did *NOT* like the taste of it at first but it's been 3 weeks of doing it, so i don't nessisaily *like* it but I'm used to it so i don't *hate* it. i look forward to doing it in the mornings and stuff. I'm weird I'm sorry lol 😅🌷🌷🌷

OUU NO I GET THAT!! I LOOK FORWARD TO TAKING MY CRANBERRY PILLS EVERY MORNING HAHA IT MAKES ME FEEL GROWN UP N STUFF SO I TOTALLY GET IT (ALSO I JUDT SPILLED KOMICHA ALL OVER MY BED AHDHDHSHSDH NOOOOO)

[daiseukiis]

kaiser.

i would be one of the main marketing directors for the blue lock channel and so i had to be around the players often to create content and advertise this reality tv show, that means i met a bunch of them

me and kaiser had the pettiest beef ever when we first met. tbh i probably thought he was a cool dude at first but when he opened his mouth i wanted to smack his bitchass over the head lmao

ego told me to pick up the teams from the airport and escort them to the buses, he tried to hit on me bc i was like their age but i was not in the mood bc ego woke me up at motherfucking 5am to escort them so i just told kaiser to fuck off. thankfully we weren't in the same bus or else i probably wouldve like been assasinated by ness or sum shit

our beef would've been most likely me doing really shady side commentaries on him. like how a scene comes up and someone comments on it.

koca: *blinks at the camera, looking at the scene and squinting* yall seeing this shit. you guys like this shit???? are none of you going to question how uh.... bl this is or is it just kaiser

koca : some of yall want to be treated like THIS? you guys wanna be isagi so bad, then go deal with ness because that guy is after my throat too because he's a die hard kaiser dick rider!

camera man: you can't say that. we have to edit that out

koca: im not saying he's a clown, but i'm also not denying it. anyways guys subscribe to our blue lock channel and comment down below if we should put clown make up on kaiser! see you all in the next episode xoxo

when we talked it was always so passive aggressive, like we'd be bantering and flirting annoying each other. isagi stole the ball from him? "ISAGI DO IT AGAIN" will be yelled out

the blue lock watchers that are subscribed to the channel eat our shit up. theres a whole hashtag of komicha as they try to figure out our mystery beef ! bc none of us wanna say anything abt it

i was doing my marketing director/manager duties and handing out water and kaiser once squeezed it purposely into my face. i threw it at him and a few of the players had to hold me back from killing him

[daiseukiis]

Kaiser lets out a hearty laugh, and when he looks at you, his gaze is half-lovestruck-half-mocking. “You want to know who I am? You should already know that. I’m Michael Kaiser, your one and only love.”

“But if you really want to truly get to know me…” He takes your hand again, and he guides it slowly down his toned chest, along the curve of his muscular torso, your fingertips ghosting over the imprint of his abs. He stops your hand right above the waistband of his pants, hovering over his skin suggestively.

“Let me reintroduce myself~”

humming at his words with a smile that holds a cunning look graces my face, the dahlia dimples indenting the sides of my lips just right. my body moves close to him, left hand sliding up his bare clavicle with a touch that could drive anyone crazy. it slips behind his neck to the nape before it goes to gently tug the strands of his hair.

“oh yes~” my voice filled with pure sultry continues to sing to him like siren enticing sailers overboard— clearly one of us is a trap. i move my body towards his, head leaning enough to whisper into his ear as i gently palm his stomach and slowly make it south just enough for my fingertips to make it past the band of his sweatpants. “do remind me, and make sure i don’t forget.”

[daiseukiis]

EPISODE 2 OF BLLK CHANNEL WHEN?!?!??!?!

UHHHH WHEN I HAVE TIME </3 IK BOO ME

[daiseukiis]

Share nasty thoughts about your favorite self ship doll. ~ I translate sometimes

ngl, been putting this off bc i was not ready for it siuwhbed but omg here we go @luvjiro @t-aomine

komicha ( koca x kaiser )

oh lord... this guy does not know when to stop. like i tell him to stop, but he will just keep going until i'm crying. 100% believe he's trying to break me, and i also believe he's doing it as retaliation when i stomp on him outside of bed. def has a thing for overstimulation sob. but he gets super horny when kiss his tattoos, especially when i kiss his rose by the next that guy gets so crazy. we would do it almost anywhere, and i hate how he has the adrenaline of living by the edge of almost being caught. he gets off trying to make me squirm under his grasp due to my really hard headed personality ( both of us are super prideful ! ) he thinks his hand wrapped around my neck looks sexy, saying stuff like "oh mein liebe, can't get snappy with that tongue of yours~? your pants are just so cute." will put hickeys where everyone could see it, and is such a bitch to put make up on top of to cover them all that at some point i would just give up. morning sex is more common than you think it is.

ryoko ( koca x kise )

he's very sweet, giving the most kisses and kinda freaks out if i look uncomfortable or anything. he's also another asshole that will places hickeys and marks all over my body as if it was a canvas for him to paint over! it's so easy to rail this man up, just one dirty thing said to him and he could hoist me up to the nearest secluded place so he could get some good pussy. kise goes feral when i grip on his hair, and he knows just where to thrust every single time. with his fast learning skills he can easily do so many things at once, not to mention tries so many positions and makes it feel and work good when we do it. "does this feel good? oh babe, you take it so good." when he doesn't wanna study, i will suck his dick and blue ball him when he gets an answer wrong whimpering and asking me to continue. when he finally learns it that's when he could touch me.

kosti ( koca x sting )

the amount of times i suck his dick under his desk while he does his paper work as the master of the guild is going over double digits. the amount of times he will fuck me on that same desk he does his work on, locking his office door just so we could have some privacy ( though with rogue's dragon slayer hearing, he runs far away from the office and leaves the guild ). this man's sweet nature is dropped when he's always bending me over his desk, ass up to get fucked so good as he slaps that skin. the endearments of "princess" dripping from his lips like sultry is what i live for. "so impatient huh? just wanted to be fucked so much you'd suck my dick without asking, princess." will definitely overstem more than once, but will feel bad and give me lots of kisses and cuddles.