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So I’m live blogging this show to help keep track of this in case I wanna write fic later don’t judge me! Guess who just learned their phone can run google translate while watching shows in other languages? This Guy! Wish me luck.

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The smoke monster from lost’s cousin is attacking a highlander?!

Ok so she just magically blasted him into a hole in the ground but you know what you don’t see? A BODY, how do you know he’s dead.

She’s taking smokey eye shadow way too seriously if you ask me. 

Yeah just let that magic amulet drift away guess it won’t rust or rot.

 Ngl if I didn’t know I’d think the kid was kirill but that would mess up the timeline since photographer doesn’t age between these scenes. Wouldn’t that be funny though. Like he found it as a child then gave it away only fit it to be given back.

 You gotta admit the scenery is beautiful though and the theme songs nice but I need the lyrics. 

 Ah. Sorry but even if you had no choice doesn’t a person being in a well mess up the water. If he were in America he’d have a bullet wound possibly by now. Stranger on your lawn punch em. Don’t take amulets from strangers or work acquaintances.

 So he’s like the punching bag of the offence and now their farm house. His nose is bleeding like he’s in an anime but gotta get that blood sacrifice material from somewhere right. Lol 

 Even if you’re his boss that’s a dick move making fun of him and not saying at least my bad yo just saying. Sweetie you deserve So much better than these rude people don’t let then get to you. Now’s your big chance at an article dude give it your all. 

 And out of the frying pan into the well. Wakes up in a well dazed and confused. Sure he sounds crazy but like how else would he be in your well like y'all didn’t see him get in and I’m guessing you lock your property here. 

 And they were roommates! She’s his sister but I’m wondering who’s older in canon because even if they’re real ages are diff canon can say fuck that  

So like if any water is magic conductive I hope they don’t use a toilet. The fbi would wet their pants for this kind of ability. 

 So both them hate their jobs. Mood.

 Sasha fake crying to win their argument. Acting.gif 

 They’re supposed to go traveling on vacation or looking for new jobs in s another place. 

 This poor guys gotta write about chupacabra. Let him write about what we wants for once. see what happens. ReSearch on the blood sucker. Sticky keys. Don’t break you’re laptop. 

 Fanfic writers in a nutshell. No writers ina nutshell. 

 Creepy magic is happening. This Warlock better pay their damn water bill istg. Wasting water in this house not on my watch. So like does the water have to be pure as drinkable or what. Sasha thinks they’ve got plumbing problems. 

 The editor wants him to lie and embellish statements on witnesses for the goat sucker. Kirill wants to use facts and be b real but editor isn’t having it.  

Underground evacuation say what. Editor is making fun of kirill for looking like he stayed up all night writing which he if course did duh. We’ll hire someone else. 

Oh no. His works due by tomorrow and he’s dead inside from getting shot down. Poor guy. Gonna drink away his sorrows. Did this attractive lady just call him an alien.

 Don’t call yourself dumb kirill. 

 Is she actually interested or is she a hooker though? He went in for a kiss. He’s drunk. He’s shy. He’s leaving. He’s sorry. 

 Magic dogs are gonna eat you boy. Zen gardens are magic? 

 Oh no kirill is gonna be eaten by the clown from it now. He was swallowed whole by the sewers. 

 How rude. A light slap would do not pouring water on him. Hellshake his shoulder. At least their nice enough to share lunch. 

 He needs his passport. Sasha I’m in another provenance or country please help . So he’s not within walking distance or a car bus ride 

 He goes day drinking and ends up in another country go figure. They don’t have money for a plane ticket or whatever and he’s got no passport on him. He’s stuck. 

 He’s not wrong about saying they’re beating him up their son’s punch knocked him out and the dad waved a gun at him. He’s gotta get out before they decide to kill him. You in danger boy. 

 He’s paying them to use their phone. He’s gonna go broke. how much did he have left over from drinks at the bar  though. 

 So do they think kirill is a freak that’s attracted to their well yet? 

 Arthur is the gay best friend people want but don’t deserve.

 Is this guys nickname lemon or melon I can’t remember right now. He thinks his brother Max is calling and says he almost lost his virginity?

 I still don’t get why Mac is going crazy. Is it heat exhaustion, did someone offend him, does he just have violent outburst without Control and like they don’t know about medicaion or he hasn’t gotten around to being tested, maybe it’s just bad writing for laughs i guess. 

. Eat some chocolate dude, drink some water your not yourself when you’re angry. Max no chainsaw! Put that down. The knife meme upgraded

 So he's like working at a construction site but he's trained in medicine. Is he the medic or just happens to know stuff and he’s working a job out of his field of profession.

 Kirill is trying to find a switch to make atrap door in the well take him home. Your poor beautiful idiot it's magic man.

 And water tentacles are a thing now. Some hentai? No hentai! 

 Cool culinary arts aunt is getting a call from her nephew max. Max is a bachelor well of course. He's asking her to pay for a tractor he burned down in a rage wtf dude. So is max trained doctor but not practicing? 

 He quit his job.? Aunt wants him to get married? 

 Kirill trapped in the well again. He's just trying to go home. He's diving under to search for a hole he came in though. You tried sweetie.

 So the neighbor is a witch and is in on this. A barrier is up around the house to protect it. Well I hope so. 500 years!?  how old are you two again then ! 

 On to the next episode then.

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Туризм замер, но не вымер! Часть 3 - Страны третьего мира

Кому на Руси жить хорошо

Политика Евросоюза последние годы содержит все меньше  экономичечки обоснованных решений и все больше закулисных игр. Сегодня  гражданам  ЕС остается только задавать риторические вопросы:

-  почему страны Азии  смогли  взять под контроль ситуацию с  «ковидом» в первую очередь  с помощью цифровых технологий?

- почему  ЕС не придумал ничего лучше, кроме как засадить всех на бесконечные самоизоляции и полностью остановить экономику?

Вероятно, мы, простые смертные граждане, знаем не все, и ведущие страны ЕС могут позволить себе лок-дауны, то, так называемые, страны третьего мира ни экономически, ни ментально карантин на 4-5 месяцев не выдержат. А в некоторых странах есть ряд более серьезных проблем.

Есть ли вирус в таких странах, как Россия, Украина, Беларусь, и, скажем, Казахстан? Учитывая мобильность современного мира, свободу туризма до недавнего времени и перетекание рабочего капитала в первую очередь по ЕС, распространения вируса не обошло и эти страны. Показатели эпидемиологическорй ситуации по состоянию на 28 февраля   в озвученных странах представлены ниже в таблице1:

Одна сторона медали: Из таблицы видно, что уровень заболевамости в каждой из этих стран существенно отстает от среднего показателя по странам ЕС (0,96%). Если обратить внимание на активность тестирования, можно утверждать, что статистика существенно искажает реальность.

Другая сторона медали:

Пик заболеваемости по уровню  фиксированных ежедневных случаев в рассматриваемых странах начался несколькими месяцами раньше (см рис.1 )2.

Рис.1 Ежедневная динамика прироста фиксированных  случаев COVID-2019

На уровень заболеваемости  в стране влияет плотность населения, количество сделанных тестов и менталитет. В последнем пункте есть доля шутки 

Прокомментирую по первым двум пунктам:

- скорость распространения вируса в стране, а конкретнее в отдельно взятых мегаполисах, имеет прямую линейную зависмость от плотности населения: иными словами,  вирус в 20-30 этажном доме �� 2мя лифтами скорее приведет к новым случаям заражения, чем 2 улицы частного сектора домов на то же количество жильцов.

- Активность тестирования населения имеет обратную зависимость со скоростью распространения вируса: известный факт, что население возрастной категории до 30-35 лет вполне может вирус переносить безсимптомно, соответственно являясь неосознанным переносчиком. Низкая активность тестирования может быть обоснована тем, что ПЦР-тест делают те граждане, кто имеет явно выраженные симптомы  COVID-19 и лишние 30-50 EUR в эквиваленте.  

Графики динамики тестирования в рассматриваемых странах и процент подтвержденных положительных тестов целиком и полностью оправдывают эту теорию.3,4

Рис.2 Количество сделанных ПЦП-тестов на 1000 человек

Ниже активность тестирования (смотрим Украину) - выше процент положительных результатов, и еще выше реальный уровень заболевания за счет безсимптомных случаев. И из плюсов: выше уровень естественного иммунитета граждан.

Рис.3 Доля положительных ПЦР-тестов,  %

��вросоюз огласил политику прозрачного обнародования эпидемиологических показателей своих стран, и, учитывая вышесказанное, не зря высказал недоверие странам третьего мира: для них туристические маршруты оказались закрыты.  

Несмотря на все сопутствующие препятствия международным передвижениям от  введенных ограничений в стране пребывания до банального страха людей полностью транспортное сообщение между странами не может остановиться.  Бизнес не может ждать месяцами, и не все люди могут удовлетвориться местным туризмом. На смену популярным ранее европейским курортам россиянам и украинцам пришли  теплые страны Турции, Египта, Саудовской Аравии и Мальдив.

На подходя последняя статья цикла, где ключевой темой будет не настоящее, а будущее. И бонус: куда и при каких условиях открыты

Рецензия

·      Пока Европейские курорты теряют доходы за счет славянской щедрости, цены на отдых в ЕгипетЮ аудовскую Аравию выросли в 1,5-2 раза;

·      Компании, которые ранее гражданам стран, что не являются челенами ЕС, оказывали услуги по открытию виз или получению ВНЖ, запускают новую услугу «Зеленый паспорт» (по неподтвержденным EUR);

·      Именно в рассматриваемых в этой статье странах с наибольшей вероятностью можно говорить о сформировавшемся  коллективном иммунитете;

·      Вероятно, в основе  непонятной стратегии правительств ЕС управления пандемией был мотив не только поток мигрантов сократить, но и временной рабочей силы из России и особенно, Украины.

1.     https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

2.     https://ourworldindata.org/explorers/coronavirus-data-explorer?zoomToSelection=true&time=earliest..405&region=Europe&pickerSort=desc&pickerMetric=total_cases&Metric=Confirmed+cases&Interval=7-day+rolling+average&Relative+to+Population=true&Align+outbreaks=false&country=RUS~UKR~BLR~KAZ

3.     https://ourworldindata.org/explorers/coronavirus-data-explorer?zoomToSelection=true&time=49..404&pickerSort=asc&pickerMetric=location&Metric=Tests&Interval=7-day+rolling+average&Relative+to+Population=true&Align+outbreaks=false&country=BLR~KAZ~RUS~UKR

4.     https://ourworldindata.org/explorers/coronavirus-data-explorer?zoomToSelection=true&time=49..404&pickerSort=asc&pickerMetric=location&Metric=Share+of+positive+tests&Interval=7-day+rolling+average&Relative+to+Population=true&Align+outbreaks=false&country=BLR~KAZ~RUS~UKR

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4 Spoilers 

Let’s go 

Let us begin.  Too spooky.  You in danger kids. Sasha you wanted woods vacation gotta live with it. We witnessed a car crash but were out of here.  Throwing alcohol on a fire because you're panicking. Perfect! So the theme song I looked up and the title is help me.  I like it's lyric translation. Waking up to find you walked in a circle and are still back near base camp. Sasha is living a nightmare.  Oops dropped his lucky charms to keep hidden from the bad witch.  Lika is having none of it And back under your invisibility charm.  Is auntie talking a real wedding or just taking mess. Bros are calling the cool duo drink driving.  But they weren't. The siblings just sitting out as the other argue is fucking mood of the century Duo say no one leaves until they're car is fixed. Rich asshole is here.  Run you idiots he gonnakill you.  Take the vodka.  Now their stealing a boat to get away.  Asshole has a gun!  You had better run. He's angry Oh fuck. Shooting into the air isn't a warning shot that bullet cab come down.  Auntie pointing outit's wrong to steal. Siblings hoppingabroad Auntie just adopted the siblings.  Safety first kids.  Did kirill put on his helmetbackwards. Auntie gonna choke out lika.  Max is kidnapping Arthur so they can go.  Oh God. And a boating expert gotta on.  They're gonna die to the rocks.  Doggos watching you.  Kirill fell out. Your canon ball form is top notch. Lemelon saved his life.  Arthur is living for the harsh boating.  blonde shot a flare this time instead of a gun.  Better but still bad dude. I kindoff feel bad for bodyguard.  Now they die on the rocks. Their hitting each other with oars. Mutiny. Kirill ain't got upper body strength he's a runner and smart not a fighter.  And they capsized.  Rip  fin .   The deaf campers.  Arthur swim for your life! All alone.  Shit maxis drifting face down.  He's bleeding.  He's dead.  The hottest guy is down.  Lemelon carrying Sasha over to shore.  What a hero. Lika like the fuck y'all aren't my gaybest friend And their stranded.  Sasha looking like where's my fucking brother at Also on a side note read she's younger  Acting. Gif Auntie and new nephew number 3 kirill are floating down the river.  Saved by a friendly fisherman. Screaming for for family that your separated from! Arthur dragging max lifeless body away. Three strangers marooned on a rock bedwaiting for rescue.  The boaters think they're just waving friendly not stranded until they're too far away Kirill is worried because Sasha can't swim well.  His phone got wet,  sucksman. Kirill is gonna try swimming across a fastm river to find his sis wow.  Auntie not gonna let a fool get himself killed He's frantic fighting to go try saving her aww. Arthur you've barelyknown him for like half a day and your worried suck he'll die New trio hitched a ride. Kirill still screaming for his sis. He's So worried. He blames himself youknow. Fuck the people who's boat they stole caught up. And they've been given away and spotted.  You in danger boy.  Run.  Shh were hiding.  The fuck. Someone is strangling kirill with magic. Why?  Auntie thinks he's just having a breakdown and trying to shut him up.  He gonna die.  And he's transported to a bog hut. Who's this parseltongue Stop vague posting you magical asshole. Give him his sister. You bitch.  Now's not the time for drinks auntie. Agatha blasting trees. Girl think of the air you breath. You did breath right. What's this fucking weddingreal or not.  Three strangers frolicking in tallgrass laughing at shit seeing cows.  You're not ninjas stealing those horses idiots. Strangers asking for a kiss to get a ride to civilization sounds sketch but do it.  A wedding! What! Wrong house.?

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3 spoilers under cut yo 

ok on to 3 

Run like you're in a Florence + the machine music video! Sasha fell.  Can't leave her behind.  Their terrified. And he brought a gift. Gotta get back to Moscow before they fire him. So the bad witch people got wolves and a Hawke familiars nice. Oh max was depressed from a break up with a girl he wanted to marry.  Still dude you gotta get control of yourself,  don't go off on others breaking stuff if you can man.  Road trip! Forget your troubles max have fun with your family. Rich bitch boy is doing a commercial for his hotel lodge?  Sasha says kirill should follow his dreams for a different job. Sasha wants to camp out in the woods to relax before they go back home.  Aww bros chill camping.  Max knows guitar.  Trophy girlfriend and gay best friend are lost in the dark driving.  Max is a talkative sad drunk oh no.  He wants to fight the wolves. No you're not a werewolf hunter man.  Cuddly drunk aww look at the stars.  Well Sasha you want to camp now you're doing it with wolves in a dark scary forest only with your bro They think the snoring is a monster.  Ha They thought Sasha was a f ghost they ran over the guitar and tent ruinning in a crash.  The siblings are going to check on the b wreck.  Everyone is arguing! And now all main characters are together. It only took a couple days. Skipping rich asshole story. Campfire with strangers sounds fun.  Oh fuck fire! Alcohol and campfires don't mix well.  Everyone run! This guy grabbed his luggage from the burning car.  Did you have rocket fuel and fire works in that car? Oh fuck their tent is fucked too now. How is This forest not having a wild fire?  Is the ground wet enough ? Looks like their all stuck together now.  Kirill is trying to comfort Sasha awe.  Arthur is doing the same with his bff. Lemelon is handing out pity drinks get drunk things suck but you're alive The siblings are trying to ditch everyone else's. Translate hates talking with food in your mouth Kirill is telling them the manhole well story.  Boss wants kirill now! Editor I almost died. I was brought here against my will.  I'm tying you come back and sent the article. What a fuck dick. Stop arguing! Auntie aunt having shit! A piece vodka pass along Death cult!? Kirill you're scaring them with spooky history research The black birch tree of death.  Ok aunt chef. Siblings making a run for it.  Loud as shit. Sharing their only remaining sleeping bag.  Lol At least they put more wood on the fire before leaving. Now they're waking in the dark.  Wizard man is doing a spell.  The Wolfman is coming for you.  Best hide you two. Sleep in a dark clearing all alone no others or fire.  Let's do 4 tomorrow I'm tired. 

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Here goes episode 2 now. If i don’t have to do something in between finishing this.  Spoilers under the cut. You’ve been warned yo.

Let’s being. check back within an hour lol

They still think he’s drunk.   Why magic him into the well if you’re not gonna talk to him or tell him anything though like wtf. So they took him to protect him but like come out with it talk yo. 4000km sounds far but like in metric system conversion is hard lol. Sasha please hurry.  So to recap photographer gives him the amulet thinking it’s worthless to become a refrigerator magnet but then things go spiraling out of control from there. Fate is cruel.  The amulet sealed something which was in the intro before.  yeah got that Sasha had to ask for a loan from a friend.  Are they asking kirill about the holiday thing?  He’s begging her to come get him.  He’s telling her she doesn’t need to travel by train to use the portal. He’s telling her to redo everything he did before falling in that manhole.  She’s doing it omg.  She’s having drinks with the lady.  She gently puts down the chair instead of dropping it.  She’s walking to down the street but there’s no dogs and the water main it’s being repaired. Ah cussing it’s bad So we cover it with background noise.  You cuss him out girl go Sasha. She’s going on a plane now using money they don’t got.  I know that fell girl.  Lemelon is athletic and doing stunts on his moped. Cool story bro but you’re gonna need insurance for that spill bro.  Max is leaving his job.  He was gonna walk but the boss agreed to drive him.  So Sasha took a cab from the airport.  Or wait is she hitchhiking.  Editor is asking for his article but doesn’t know kirill is in another country.  Translation says their taking about babies and if they’re ready to conceive. Okay He’s giving birth! Wtf He’s telling the boss that the strangest thing happened to him for being a boring ordinary person as he’s called by then at the office.  He believes he really did find a portal and wants to write about it but editor is calling him crazy? Where’s your report! Sasha is there!  She’s found her brother! She found the well.  She fell in the well.  Kirill thinks she came out of the well.  Oh God. Lemelon walking around buck naked basically I approve lol He’s offering this chick free shipping from his job he works. Same rich prick that he ran into.  Uh oh. Chasing a naked man is perfectly normal. Aunt chef to the rescue.   Quick hide in the freezer while you’re naked and will contaminate our food.  Drinks with the well village people their happy he’s finally leaving lol So max childhood sweetheart is still on his mind huh.  Train attendant lady us tearing up at the story. Train lady is haggling or swindled passengers Scary stories Scarecrow So a girl agapa or agatha would steal a guys youth and be beautiful forever The witch and her dad went wandering away as the village was empty And now agatha is here to steal kirill youth.  This witch Cray. You in danger boy.  Sure she’s petty butt she broke in yo. Don’t kiss her.  Melissandre shadow baby what. And it was a wet dream.  Sasha is having none if it.  Chef aunt is waiting for her Maxy aww. Lemelon picked her up. Is chef Aunt a strong independent woman or what.  A while damn bread cake damn she’s so nice aww. Champagne cute. Piggyback rides!  Too cute.  Hurry auntie. Time to leave.  Kirill is carrying the heavy bags like a gentlemanly brother. And a pillar of light is shining into the sky.  Magic!  Neighbor witch is giving then lucky charms to protect them.  Would help if you tell then why yo.  Agatha floating across the screen is so creepy cool.  Pretty girl is a sugar girlfriend I’m jelly. New car Chef aunt lemelon and max are going camping in vacation?  Cool So much wine fruit and cheese in this show wow. The siblings are hitchhiking with a sketch trucker.  Sure just be careful yo. Mr truck driver please don't talk about boys that went missing. You two get out of there now.  Stranger danger. Trust your instincts. Back to walking alone. Duh he's supposed to protect you you're his sister.  Protect each other both of you.  She's telling him you write while they're in that woods. Trucker is coming to kill them uh oh. Now 3.