#αλλα ήθελα να μείνω για την περιφορά του επιταφιου γαμωωωω | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

wingsofhcpe · 7 months ago

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huge kudos to the priest in our local church who thought it was a good idea to mix a bunch of different essential oils, perfume and rubbing alcohol into one bottle and then start spraying the churchgoers with it, btw. Genius behaviour.

#guess who got splashed straight in the fuckin eyes with this shit & ran out of the church screaming and crying bc it felt like literal fire #*points to self*#and also like 10 other poor people who were in this man's line of fire #im not kidding when i say this shit felt like getting my eyes gouged out & the skin around them peeled set on fire #and i cant get the damn scent off me even after showering for 30 mins but at least eyes only vaguely sting now #nobody does easter as brutally as eastern orthodox folks ig #αλλα ήθελα να μείνω για την περιφορά του επιταφιου γαμωωωω

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