#˗ˏˋ moodys lucifer brain rot ˊˎ˗

[moodyhaaze]

thinking about lucifer and how badly he’d crumble if you held him. like, let him lay his head on your chest while you rub circles into his scalp and rub his back and massage his shoulders. he tears up, hiding his face as he nuzzles into your chest. he doesn’t want you to see but a couple of stray tears don’t go unnoticed. he’ll relax into your touch practically becoming dead weight on top of you. he’ll fall asleep fast and hard and will deny that he snores.

or, interrupting his work at like 2am, him probably six hours deep into paperwork, sitting at his desk. gently cupping his face and telling him he’s too good for this. too good for all the endless, tedious paperwork. too good for all the stress and the headaches. just holding his face and letting him sink into your touch. watching his face relax and his shoulders drop as he lets out a sigh of relief.

please i will never find love until this man becomes real.

[moodyhaaze]

i love this man sm

People really think Lucifer is some cold villainous evil man when he's canonically gushed over Mammon calling him Dad once, gotten so embarassed over making Diavolo bad cookies he blushes at the mere mention of them, and gotten so enraptured in a novel he cried.

He can be a menace but he's also a mess, never forget.

[moodyhaaze]

thinking about lucifer with a size kink (totally not me projecting) and getting turned on by a short/shorter mc. like when they have to stand on their toes to reach something on a shelf or when they climb the counters to look in a cabinet. or seeing how their feet don’t touch the ground when they sit in most chairs. or how big things look in their hands ahem. he just thinks it’s so cute that it makes heat blossom between his thighs.

he loves to pick them up and lug them over his shoulder to carry them to his room. he loves how small they look on his bed, how small they look underneath of him. he loves the way he towers over you, his size caging you in.

now i personally headcanon luci to be 6’4 (yum) and thinking about him standing next to my 5’4 ass. just standing there all menacingly and sexy,,, zoo wee mama

[moodyhaaze]

AHHHH

he’s so fucking adorable

LOOK AT HIM ! SUCH A HANDSOME WITTLE GUY !

the lucifer plush is fully funded and releasing in october / november !! i can’t wait to have him in my grasp (つ﹏⊂)

i’m gonna chew on his skrunkly little feet :)

[moodyhaaze]

i just desperately need to see lucifer flick and flap his wings out of pure excitement. like MC gives him a paper ring or something and when he’s alone he gets all giddy like a little kid

[moodyhaaze]

i will enable him

I always find it funny when people write Lucifer as a completely stone-faced, serious, no-nonsense person. I mean, really, have they read his interactions? He's 100% silly. Ridiculous. Scrimblo, even. He just needs an enabler.

[moodyhaaze]

i am so normal about this man

a/n: sometimes I post horny on main and forget to post it here where it belongs.

➤ thinking about: lucifer's gloves

nsfw | thirsty thoughts | afab!reader

one way Lucifer likes to tease you is to straddle your waist and keep your body caged between his thighs as he takes off his gloves. he bites the soft leather between his teeth and tugs them off, one finger at a time. some nights after he's been knuckle-deep inside you, he taps your lips and makes you take them off with your teeth for him. he wonders how you like the taste of your musky arousal mixed with the earthy leather; his gloves are warm from his fingers and wet with your slick. he hopes you find it as addictive as he does.

[moodyhaaze]

I AM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE LEMME AT HIM LEMME AT HIM LEMME AT HIM I GOTTA BITEEEEE LEMME BITEEEEE

any time i zone out irl this is my mental screensaver that's all i see really

dont mind the background i dont like backgrounds

[moodyhaaze]

I NEED HIM BIBLICALLY

nooo no wdym i started a new wip nooo meee i could never noo