#˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ dear diary . . .
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"i hate dating apps" i said four days ago and i just spent my whole day with a girl i met two days ago in said dating app that came to my city only to see me and we even had crazy gay sex
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i also wanna come back because i need to scream to the void about the girl i like because man,,, idk if women flirt w me or not, like she's probably just being friendly
#˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ dear diary . . .#she's also a closeted bisexual that has never dated a girl...#chat how fucked i am?
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im not the mom friend, IM THE DAD FRIEND. when you do something dumb i will be disappointed at you but still i will leave you to do your thing, i'll answer with "you do you" or "but whatever you want" after giving you advice and i probably won't know who tf you're talking about.
#˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ dear diary . . .#͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏⠀#my character development was go from being the mom friend#to the dad friend#(im still pretty much the dad friend)#this topic came when talking to my friends after one got extremely wasted at a party#and i was just taking care of her while looking disappointed
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so im actually writing again, i might post but idk,,, it feels kinda humbling to pop up after a literal hiatus that lasted a whole year
#˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ dear diary . . .#the start of 2024 was something else#kinda kicked me in the ass#and then summer came and i spent it w friends and family#and now im back into dating and i wanna feed my delusions about this girl writing about fictional lesbians
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i saw a reel or a man saying that unless the pussy smells like peaches and cream he's not giving head... sorry to break it to you but the vagina is a sexual organ IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE THAT OR ANY ACTUAL TYPE OF PERFUMISH SCENT 😭
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wdym childish gambino voices marshall lee.
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this reminded me of ellie sm and now im sad, she was created to make my life miserable because she isn't real
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the audacity my mom has to ask me for money
#˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ dear diary . . .#woman you literally broke my computer#and now i have to ship it so it gets repair
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... looks around
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i just remembered when someone sent an anon ask to my gf saying they had a big crush on her. . . know that im watching you
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my biggest secret is that i always wanted to write for attack on titan
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so many people is deactivating i cannot keep up
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putting something in queue so i don't have to go through the degrading experience of having to upload it myself
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anyone remembers kissing in the bathroom? at the time (and even a year later after i wrote it 😭) a few people asked me if i ever was gonna write a part two and im pretty sure i said i wouldn't but uh... i guess that changed, i found the inspiration to write a second part.
also thinking if i should try to write a second part for moth to a flame like a promised
#˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ dear diary . . .#also for she's a lady#the series i said i was gonna make but never did#it's still in my drafts#might see the light of day at some point#kinda wanna finish all my half done works and drafts before trying to write something new
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how i wish my first language was english, istg i always get confused with the time of verbs whenever im writing and it pisses me off
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