#ˑ༄ؘ ۪۪۫۫ ▹| [ Runaway Skull [✧] PJ ] |◃ ۪۪۫۫ ༄ؘ ˑ

[mnstcrbnll]

@skullkxd

hey Peej quick question. If I had perhaps maybe possibly defied boss’ orders would you narc on me

"Dude. You know I'd go to hell 'n back for ya."

Hand on shoulder.

"But I ain't messin' with the boss-- Did you try to sneak twenty-seven Rattatas in the kitchen again?"

[mnstcrbnll]

"WHA--

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR THAT!!! Don't shoot the clown when ya wanna go to the circus!!!!!!!"

“…

…….

pretty funny, Peej.

You know, I think my gastly and Haunter will think your impersonation is funny too

Wanna do it for all eight of them?”

[mnstcrbnll]

[ btw before pride ends. hi ]

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[mnstcrbnll]

@yvelgr ► zygarde-zing

stares at peej . stares . stares . stares .

"...?

...

...the fuck you lookin' at you funky little, uh."

why the hell Ree picks up the weirdest fucking Pokèmon WHAT IS THIS ONE--

"...buddy?"

[mnstcrbnll]

...barks back.

bark.

[mnstcrbnll]

⏳ Peej

[ backstory ; ACCEPTING ]

"...I saw Rayquaza once, y'know?"

He sighs, legs dangling over his bed, his back on his old clothes.

"I was... shit, when was it. Seven? Eight-- well whatever, point is. I saw him. And y'know, it ain't that much for ya, I get it, you befriend Legendaries every week but-

When you're, like... the former Champion's shitty little guy who can barely hold a Pokèball right, that's huge. It's like Ho-Oh for Johtonians, I guess. Like some protagonist shit. That guy doesn't show up for the first asshole."

...he shrugs a bit.

"Meeeeeh. Guess even a god can be a little sloppy every now and then."

[mnstcrbnll]

"...

okay. anyway."

now again with his Ree Voice:

"AYO ANYONE WANNA MENTOR ME? ANY CHAMPION???"

[mnstcrbnll]

"WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE"

[mnstcrbnll]

...huh. Guess the stereotypes are wrong after all. No Slugmas. Kalosians just eat baguettes and croissants ( he mutters a soft "quasoo" under his breath at that, making himself chuckle ), and.

Whatever a blobuibuus?? Bluebubus? Is???? Boilbussy--how the fuck do you pronounce that.

[ TXT ] i dont think i ever *heard* of that sil [ TXT ] what kind of pokemon is that lmao

Silva's gonna like the picture! She liked seeing the zubat, AND PJ!! Reminded her of Alola, as always. And that was always a positive thing for her.

[SMS] ooohh! it's good! [SMS] [Silva is typing...]

She was almost sort of tempted to lie, it was sort of funny to think of. She's never eaten a slugma before, it was way more likely for something like magcargo or something...

[SMS] i've never seena nyone eat a slugma, so i don't think so!!! i just had dinner it was uuhhhh.....bouillabaisse! [SMS] ever had that?

She almost forgot just how good food was at home.

[mnstcrbnll]

^ clueless and currently dead after eating one mochi too much

[mnstcrbnll]

PEEJ I made dinner for you

every single time they pull some bullshit like this he doesn't know if he should be impressed or genuinely worried for their mental health

[mnstcrbnll]

@skullkxd​:

Hey, Peej, I don’t have any matches today — you wanna go check out lavender town? I’ve heard spooky shit goes on there

“...ain’t that the place where ya listen to a song the ghosts sing and then you commit sudoku or somethin’--”

[mnstcrbnll]

“WHAT? LOUDER??

SURE, LOUDER IT IS!!!!!!”

LOUDER IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

infernalpursuit asked:

[ @mnstcrbnll PJ ] TURNS UP THE MUSIC!!! FUCK WHAT THE OLD PEOPLE SAY!!!!!!

"Please no-- Peej please my ears can't handle this--"

[mnstcrbnll]

@picavecalyx

[ x ]

Cool. Nice chat so far. Got a pic of a bird? So that's cool. He isn't sure why he decided to send her a message in the first place, really - he just saw that number, figured he was bored enough to chat, and rolled with it.

Honestly, he didn't expect to get a reply that quickly.

[ TXT ] [ a pic of him and his funny little zubat ] [ TXT ] im cool. nothing new over there in baguetteland? [ TXT ] or whatever you guys eat over in kalos [ TXT ] slugmaland? lmao

A pause

[ TXT ] wait rq [ TXT ] *do* you guys eat slugmas fr

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@skullkxd

“Peej!” They hold up an iron bundle. “Check out the little guy I found in the woods. Want to bring him to one of the condemned houses and have him blow it up with ice beam.”

"dude consider leaving some fucked up pseudo-legendary or otherwise really fuckin' weird Pokèmon for literally anyone else for once."