#ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ anonymous

[callilouv]

it’s past your bedtime. I can tuck you in if you’d like. I know your poor back makes it hard to get into bed.

LOCK IS THE GRANDPA HERE NOT ME PLSSSSS

[ask-a-bot]

Uh! That's great. Do you have a favourite character? I usually played Mercy because I love her movement—wildly zooming around while no one's able to hit you is great!—but Kiriko, Ana, Lifeweaver, Tracer and D.VA were fun, too. :D

The Sims 4 is great, too! I love building houses. Although none of them had a hundred bathrooms as far as I can remember.

I once built a lighthouse, though. And a ruin for Vlad, the Vampire Guy.

- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Mercy is my favourite too. I do the most damage with her! Bwahahahaha!

My Sims always leak everywhere! I tell them to use the washrack and they do something else instead! Trying to make them recharge is the same. It's annoying! How do you stop that?

Humans... do not usually need to be told things of that sort. I find that Cybertronians (some of them) are the stubborn idiots.

You mean Optimus, don't you?

You do not recharge when I tell you to.

Hmph!

[allastoredeer]

Love your writing!

Aw thank you (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ ♥♥

[rottenpumpkin13]

*places a giant teddy bear in AGSZ’s rooms respectfully*

(Hope it’s been a lovely day! ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ)

• Angeal investigates the bear and sends out multiple emails to people questioning who placed the bear in his room, but then grows tired and starts ranting to the bear about his personal life.

Angeal: And then I told Genesis that I would happily use my Buster Sword if I didn't feel the wear, tear, and rust on my father's hands every time I used it. But he doesn't understand that some people value items that cannot be bought and replaced—he's always had everything he wanted. What's should I do?

Bear:

Angeal: You're right. I should place a pipe bomb in his office.

• Genesis has so many stuffed animals and is used to receiving anonymous gifts from admirers, so the origin of the bear doesn't really cross his mind. He figures that beheading one teddy bear to scare his friend is no big deal.

*Zack is walking*

Zack: 🎵

*Genesis pops out from behind the corner wearing the decapitated bear's head*

Genesis: I crave blood.

Zack: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ANGEAL?

• Zack loves his new friend and takes him around everywhere. He actually values the bear's opinion over everyone else's.

Zack: What should I do, Mr. Bear? Should I call my mom today or tomorrow?

Sephiroth: I think you should—

Zack: No mother no opinion.

Sephiroth:

• Sephiroth is torn between wanting to use the bear because it's comfortable to sleep with, and feeling it's too childish for him. He recalls not having stuffed animals as a child because Hojo thought it would soften him. Then Genesis gives him an interesting idea—if Hojo is the root cause of his discomfort with the bear, why not reverse the effect?

*At Hojo's lab, Sephiroth has the bear*

Hojo: Sephiroth, what is the meaning of this? What are you doing with that children's toy?

Sephiroth: He's my advisor. He advises.

*Sephiroth presses his ear against the bear's mouth*

Hojo: And what, pray tell, is he advising you to do?

Sephiroth: Nothing. He just says you're a rat bastard.

[brittle-doughie]

Anonym here from the last post😭I'm so sorry but I meant what if yn let the world burn for them instead of dying/fighting them(english isn't that good ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ˢᵒʳʳʸ)

You saying that Y/N will just let Earthbread die just so the Ancients don’t have to fight Dark Enchantress Cookie? If so, that might cause some protest! The group still have kingdoms to protect!

[lionews]

The only thing I like about all the stupid rules is abusing them ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I LOOOOOVE clogging modbox with completely innocent stuff that just so happens to be against the rules

Stud or dud *links active stud* -> ONGOING SALES flag message

I wish my gorgeous colorbombs sold faster :( -> ONGOING SALES flag message

Trade set up without buyout just to show their items to artists -> modbox

*Mentions political figure once* -> flag message

Nice player gently lets someone know what they did is against the rules -> MINIMODING modbox

Someone says something slightly sexual -> flag message

Someone bumps thread by commenting bump instead of clicking the button -> modbox

So many people are claiming my message in giveaway chat! -> ADVERTISING flag message

A single chat message written in spanish/german/portuguese/any language other than english -> flag message

Comment inquiring about a lion whose not for sale on comment box -> modbox

Den html with bright and/or light font colors -> modbox

Someone jokingly roleplay’s on mainchat -> flag message

Forum post suggesting they would appreciate free donations -> BEGGING modbox

“Free studdings” -> modbox

Mod is clearly active in chat after deleting a message and someone asks wait what happened -> flag message

Two people are talking only to each other on main chat -> flag all 91642+ messages

I love being obnoxious anonymously I hope I’ve inconvenienced you or dropped your account standing for absolutely no reason at least once! Nebula could never

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I recommend rereading the code of conduct and then checking main chat for like 10 minutes it’s insane how many harmless messages could be flagged lol

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[wndaswife]

Hello Rae! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ!

I just wanted to let you know that the song "18" by One Direction reminds me of you. I'm not a One Direction fan, but their lyrics seem fitting. I've been fond of you since you were 19, and I've been reading your rambles and enjoying your interactions with anonymous users. I hope you don't find me creepy, as my intentions are pure, and I'll remain anonymous since it's embarrassing.

In case you're wondering, when I said "I loved you since 19," I thought it was just a simple crush on Tumblr. But I don't understand why I've grown to love you, perhaps because of your works and who you are. I'm genuinely happy when you interact with 🍸, but I hope it ended well.

Anyway, thank you, Rae! I never believed in love or anything, but thanks to your life and your blogs, I've learned what the good of others means. I've also started to read philosophy to better understand your rambles, but it's embarrassing because confessing this on Tumblr is pathetic. I'm usually stoic and never show any affection, but social media is my biggest escape.

Thank you for being my escape, Rae. I hope you're okay, and thank you for your life! ʕ⁀ᴥ⁀ʔ!!

i don’t think this is creepy ahhhhhh this is so sweet T_T this is so…. 🩷🩷🩷 it makes me think firstly about how there is so much love in the world and around us that we don’t realize at all, and this applies to you too, and no matter how hard we try to imagine it we will never come to a proper understanding of how much love is around us and is because of us unless we tell each other! and secondly that it will always interest me how people connect with and to each other, how vastly different lives and all can affect each other in such intimate ways with no prerequisite

and also this isn’t pathetic at all and please don’t feel embarrassed, love and affection and intimacy r the most important things in this world but they aren’t treated as important as they should be when they aren’t expressed to others, which is why it’s so special to tell your loved ones and those you admire how you feel

this is really so sweet of you and im really happy u have ways to have an escape from things n to find a place that makes you feel loving n comforted and i feel very grateful and privileged that i am part of it

i wish to kiss you on the forehead and rub your knuckles with my thumbs when i hold both your hands then make u a nice meal and a warm drink :3 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 thank u for your really really kind words thank u <3333 i wish u a lot of love

[maligns]

starter       ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ♡     @fodlansbestmom​ id.  :  jeritza von hyrm

he does not like to address her by name.  names impart expectation, and in the anonymity of the dark he’d rather they both be free of it.  he speaks from experience : god and human alike , they are the same when pressed down in the dirt ,  bruised & bloodied & dead ;  desperate monsters cut from the same , savage cloth .

along that vein ,  he finds fucking a lot like fighting .  closing his eyes ,  he swears he smells the ichor of dirt and copper sweat slick on his tongue. it rises off him like a stink : the rabid cur he is .  he presses close, in a snarl or wordless threat before lunging, teeth sinking into jugular as a circle of chitin , drawing forth a gold sheen . digits run across her body in a ravage  --  rough , unhesitant touches that seek to mold & conquer. palms cup her chest for leverage, hips driving forward to rut at her cunt, the earthy scent of their arousals rising.

" you do not fight me. " he says, a halting observation verging displeasure. he has no illusions about himself ; if she allows, he’ll take everything she offers and some more.

[littlegummydrops]

I gotta keep this on the down low so I gotta go anonymous mode but holy flapjacks that lil bear emoticon is so cute

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Look at that lil fella!!!!! So adorable oh my goodness gracious!!!

helloooo!! I know right it's so cute

guess what? I have lots here ʕ*ﾉᴥﾉʔ

[mcnuggyy]

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(づ￣ ³￣)づ (◕‿◕✿)

[callilouv]

what if dottore and his clones surrounding you in ahem, whatevr ur imaginatioon thinks

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[ask-a-bot]

Hi!

I've been reading your blog for a bit, but this is the first time I'm sending anything in. Hope you don't mind. ^^"

so... um... how have your days been?

University just started back up for me, so it's been a bit stressful. But I thrive on the routine a timetable gives me, so I don't mind too much.

Has any of you guys played Overwatch before? I had to stop when I moved into dorms, but lately I've been watching a lot of OW stuff on YouTube again. ^^"

Hope this wasn't too awkward. I'm not very good at casual conversations.

See you soon!

- ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (I did not know that it looked like that in tumblr's font, but that's great xD)

I play it! It's cool and I like it.

I do not play – snf! – games.

You should, Megatron. Good way to bond with the kids.

And not just the kids!

Maybe we should get a Switch and some sports games.

Kill me.

Heh heh heh.

I don't like sport games, but Sims 4 is fun. I designed a house for the Maltos.

What sort of a house?

Nothing bad! Big garden... a cow shed... a hundred washracks, because humans are messy animals and "pee like champions"...

Starscream! Dorothy is not messy.

Maybe Dot isn't...

Why do you insist on being rude?

It's a living.

[toomanyfandomstucks]

((a chester that u ordered uwu - ask-ds-and-dbd)) "A question for anyone who knows the answer to it: What restraints work the best for keeping something in one area, but not exactly hurting that "something"? I'm setting up a trap for events later on this month and I need this last bit of info to really tie things together."

DR: Why don’t you take a look at what’s happening right now? You really dropped the ball, buddy.

Heta: ...

[breezeinmonochromenight]

I’m sure you’ll know who this is so you don’t have to answer this. But I just wanted to say that after letting you take my hand and pull me into two very different fandoms, I’m excited all over again to finally fall into all of the final fantasy 7 universe with you too. So thank you. It’s been a wild ride but I wouldn’t change it for the world. Oh, and happy early birthday. 💛

[crionsbelt]

ANONYMOUS. Stares at that musing tag. ***Hell yeah he pierced a goddess*** -snicker- UNPROMPTED.

“..She’s a lot wilder in private, and she REALLY goes at it..”

[letoborn]

Tag dump.

💫 : OOC

🏹 : IC

💌 : ASKS

❓ : ANONYMOUS

❗ : HEADCANONS

📜 : MUSINGS

🦌 : AESTHETICS

💭 : DASH COMMENTARY

💘 : SAVED

🌕 : VISAGE

⏳ : QUEUE

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ : ORION