#øystein and coca cola

[some-weird-artist]

even his hair smells like cola 🤌

[pipartuuli]

you see, this piece depicts the suffering of man because, although there are unlimited Coke options within the Freestyle machine, he was brought here from 1990 and has no clue how a touch screen works. the pining… the longing…

(I’ll be back with real art soon but for now please accept this silly doodle)

[digeneaa]

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[andrew-thy-accursed]

just imagine, chubby Øystein....

he got chubby by eating and drinking so much coca cola and kebabs

Pelle loves it because his ass got slightly thicker and his thighs too 👀👀👀👀

very hot, you could draw it

100% agree with you

I think if he ever got into a better mental spot he would've put on more weight and been heavier from actually eating well too, not just from junk food lol

[empyreanaffliction]

rip øystein ‘euronymous’ aarseth you would’ve loved the coca cola freestyle machines in cinemas and fast food establishments

[child0feden]

COCA COLA BABY

selfish ass dad! øystein absolutely dresses his twin girls up as coca cola bottles for their first halloween and regrets nothing… he just smirks as you grumble and groan at the sight of him holding them in each arm, listening to you whine about how you already had the cutest little butterfly costumes ready for them only for him to dress them up as damn coca cola bottles… you do not even know where the hell he found the costumes, he must have got them custom made…

obviously i am kidding, he is not selfish, he just thought it would be really funny and hey, it is not like they are going to remember much of anything anyways! he will eventually sigh dramatically before going to remove the costumes and dress them in their adorable butterfly costumes but only after making you take multiple pictures of him holding them before taking the clunky old polaroid camera from your hands to take pictures of them himself, laughing and grinning so much behind the camera whilst you smile slightly and roll your eyes, watching him with your hands on your hips and shaking your head when you realise just how funny this is to him, just how much this has tickled his funny bone

dad! øystein who keeps the picture of his little baby coca cola bottles in his wallet, right next to a slightly unflattering picture of you that he took so suddenly and out of nowhere, your hair tied back and hands deep in soapy water as you wash dishes, your face slightly startled by the camera flash! seriously, giving this man a camera was the worst mistake known to man… he takes pictures of damn near everything and always complains when he has to buy refills for the camera as if he was not the one constantly using them up…

he shows the picture of his twin girls to everyone he knows, never able to look at it without cracking a boyish grin and chuckling as he holds it up for them to see! talking to them with total happiness in his voice as he tells them about how he finally managed to combine two of his favourite things in life! not including you, of course, you are in your whole own dedicated category so do not even worry about that! and he knows you would slaughter him if he ever showed the picture of you to anyone!

nowww… what do we think the other dads would dress their babies up as for halloween? i am very much in the spooky spirit you guys <3

[plusvanity]

I don't know who I can tell this idea to but.. I had the idea to draw Øystein robbing a store full of Coca-Cola 🥲

Bro, you gotta do this.

Imagine him in his chelsea shoes/ heels, black leather jacket on, and a black scarf right under his eyes, the shotgun in his hands, and the 'do or die' attitude.

That would be so cool.

[lobotomized-housewife]

øystein and his cola…

[sc3n3-b4t]

" During recordings, guys of Mayhem came here to do headbanging in the studio, it was funny!! I'll never forget !!! I have seen Mayhem only in picture and i expected guys tall 2 meters, drunk and ready weapons. It wasn't like that!! First Pelle entered in the house with his long legs and blond hair, while the other two short people, with black hair, were behind him. Looked like a scene of Lord Of The Rings with Gandalf and two Hobbits!! Pelle was continuing to talk about absurd things he experimented inside the house in Norway, while Øystein was drinking coca-cola. He was talking about a Merciless tour in east Europe. Necrobutcher instead was a cool guy who wanted to drink always whisky. Mayhem were great guys at that time. They looked happy when they came back in Norway with the master of The Awakening in the trunk of their car and the dice who were hanging in the rearview mirror. That's true!! Damn!! Pelle i miss you".

-Fredrik Karlèn

[some-weird-artist]

*goes to hit pepsi fans*

[sorrowandpride]

So I started playing The Sims Mobile, and this is what's happened so far:

•There are NO proper long hairstyles for guys, so Øystein's rocking some medium/sort-of-long hair.

•Giving Øystein his dirtstache improved their lifestyle.

•Øystein works at a restaurant (for now), and so far nobody's been poisoned. He does yell at the customers, though.

•Øystein is willing to cut back on his Coca-Cola addiction so he can afford to have a baby (I was shook). He's pretty pumped, though.

•My sim's been bawling in misery ever since she decided to have a kid (tbh it's probably because she and Bella Goth got into a fight, even though they're cool now, but it's just so fitting).

•Øystein really digs the band Grandma's Basement (sounds pretty kvlt imo).

•There's a sim who looks a lot like a young Necrobutcher except with his hair back in a ponytail, so I dressed him in some clothes he probably would've worn.

•Necrobutcher look-alike and Euro are vinyl buddies.

[digeneaa]

I think this was a unfinished drawing of euro i Made a long time ago i dont even find the full drawing i made of it but i know he was speaking his love of cola ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[andrew-thy-accursed]

Øystein was short because excessive consume of coca-cola can actually make you grow up slower, stopping it eventually. Poor shørtstein.....

Perhaps this is why I'm fucking the same height as his ass 🤣 Diet coke/coca cola is so fucking addictive I swear. It was so hard to quit

[child0feden]

Which fisrt word do u think the kids from your dad! stories would say? I imagine the twins saying something super weird as the first word lol

oh my goshhh, this is such a cute question! argh, i love getting questions related to the dad au works so much, they are just so adorable and i love them all… now i am thinking of making a little mini post about what their names are and their appearances in my head too but i don’t know if you guys would want that… if you do, let me know! i might just make it anyways hehe

dad! øystein was absolutely trying to make both of your twin girls say “ coca-cola ” for their first words as a joke… then one of them, your girl who is already a major daddys girl, actually does came out and said it for her first word… well, she tried her absolute best to say it though it came out more like “ co-ah coo-luh ” but that was more than close enough for øystein and he could not stop laughing for days about how absolutely perfect it was! all whilst you were just beyond shocked that he actually managed to make one of your twins say a damn sugary drink brand that they could not even drink yet for their first word instead of “ mama ” or “ dada ” i mean seriously?! you carried her and her sister for so long in your stomach, put up with so much pain and mood swings for her and she says that as her first word?! he makes her say that for her first word?! but you certainly could not stay baffled and upset for long at all before joining him in his laughter and realising just how humorous the whole situation is… he tells everyone about it wether they ask about her first word or not, it becomes a staple story for him to tell at every event and it is never forgotten, even when she reaches her much older years and he is beyond proud when she turns out to love coca-cola as much as he does, just as he knew she would! she would have to love coca-cola with it being her literal first word and all… but luckily for you, your other twin girl who is a major mamas girl ends up just saying “ mama ” for her first word! øystein pretends to be just so disappointed in her, tutting whilst you get excited and pepper her rosy red cheeks with soft kisses, holding your other girl in his arms whilst shaking his head towards her and telling her she should have stuck to the “ coca-cola pact ” whatever that is… but he is not actually disappointed, obviously not! he is quick to take her from you arms when your shower of love and praise towards her is over, quick to hold both her and her sister against his chest whilst planing a kiss to her head and telling her how good that was as her small hands grasp at his long dyed black hair…

dad! bård has an extremely quiet baby with you… she barely ever even cried all that much when she was a newborn and even when she did cry, she was really quick to quiet down within just seconds of being lifted into your or her fathers arms… so yeah, your daughter with bård would have a case of a baby not saying their first word for a whileee… like, a pretty long while! she just does not say a word! she barely even makes a peep… she is quiet as a church mouse, only letting out quiet squeaks and hums but never even attempting to say an actual word no matter how much you and bård tried to goad her on, no matter how much you and bård tried to tempt her and guide her to say something easy… bård was definitely pretty nervous and afraid that there was something wrong with her after she still was not saying her first word months after she should have! he was scared that maybe she was sick or somehow in pain and she wanted to speak but could not manage it… he was just so beyond worried! you and her doctor had to reassure him many times that she was perfectly fine! telling him that some babies just take longer than others and she certainly is not in any pain! when the first word finally came out of her mouth, it wasn’t just one word, oh no… it was beyond random and out of the blue, completely unprompted as bård held her on his hip whilst showing her his drums and talking to her about how he will teach her to play when she is older and then, then just as he turns around and goes to leave his small practice room… in a quiet and upset babble out of her mouth comes “ papa, i want! ” all whilst she made grabby hands towards his drums! to say he fell into a state of silent shock would be an understatement! he went deadly quiet for at least a minute, wide eyes staring down at her as she repeated the phrase for a second time, more demanding and still obviously upset at the thought of leaving the drums behind, tiny fingers pointing at his drums once more before he managed to break out of his shock, a proud smile came across his face as he lifted her higher up on his hip before excitedly calling out to you, leaning his face down to pepper kisses on her chubby cheeks and laughing to himself in between mumbling praises to her, telling her how proud of her he is and if she wanted to see his drums, she should have asked sooner, he would never deny her access to anything of his! all of the lingering worry he had about something being wrong, fear that maybe he was doing something wrong and he was to blame for her lack of words was completely washed away with her sudden small sentence, she became a shy little babble box around the two of you after that day…

dad! pelle has a daughter who absolutely loves nature and the woodland! i mean, thanks to the two of you anyways… you guys would take her on little walks through the nearby forest as soon as she was old enough to leave the house safely and was not extremely vulnerable to germs! you bundle her up in a fluffy little brown bear onesie with mittens and a thick jacket! pelle holds her on his hip or against his chest, cradling her small body with an obvious protectiveness as he is overly careful with his steps on the small dirt path, walking slowly next to you as the two of you talked quietly about your daughter, his hand softly stroking her back and his eyes watching hers as they dart around the forest, her big doe eyes curious about her surroundings as she constantly looks from side to side… it is only when you and pelle hear her let out and excited squeal and notice her begin to get a little rowdy in his arms that you both stop walking, his brows furrowing as he sees her small hand outstretched towards something, his eyes following the direction of her pointing before they land on a deer in the distance, quiet and minding its own business as it feeds on some berries and leaves, unaware or unbothered by your presence as the two of you smile at your daughters excitement and obvious admiration of the animal… it is only when he quietly mumbles down to her about what the animal is, telling her the full name and what they like to eat, that she says her first word which is “ deer ” though it kind of sounds more like “ duuh ” and he quickly looks up at you in shock after she says it, meeting your similarly wide eyes as a big smile crawls across his face, an open mouthed genuine proud smile as he bounces her slightly and presses a kiss to her head, quietly telling her that yeah, it is a deer… repeating the name just a little slower for her to follow his pronunciation as she attempts to mirror his word once more, her smile only getting bigger as his does when he kisses her head once more and praises her, moving her a little to let you come over and pepper some of your own kisses to her chubby cheeks and offer some praise of your own as he looks down at the two of you, wondering how he got so lucky… why he was the receiver of such beauty and love… this first word of hers absolutely leads to more in life for him and her! pelle loves crafting her things centred around deer! wether it be an art piece, a small sculpture carved from deer antler or even making her a little custom deer plushie… it really opens the window to his creative soul and he adores seeing his little girl smile when he gifts her something new! when it comes to his son, i think his first word would be a simple “ dada ” after much encouragement from you whilst pelle watched and shook his head with a small smile! when he actually does come out and say it, his smile drops a tiny bit before immediately growing back as he feels a strong warmth envelop his heart, a slight tightening in his throat as the world around him becomes muffled, your coos and quiet laughter becoming cushioned in his ears as he realises just how special he is to his son and just how special his son is to him… when he realises his son loves him just as much as he does, when he realises his son only sees him as his father and not some scary person… i think this is what would make pelle open his hear a whole lot to your son, it is his breaking point as he realises both of his children see him as is their father, it’s all they will ever see him as… and he could not be any more grateful for that…

dad! vegard has a baby girl who just absolutely adoresss her father! she is a total daddys girl and it is probably because he was the one always fulfilling her cravings for cookies when she was still in your womb… but the thing with him is he is just so bashful and loving towards you! so whilst he loves the fact that she is a daddy’s girl and is certainly not ignorant to the fact, he actually tries to get her to say “ mama ” for her first word! he thinks you deserve it more than him, thinks she should recognise you as her mama for her first word instead of him as her papa! but you think the opposite… you adore seeing how much she loves him and obviously slightly prefers him to you, so it just turns into a lighthearted battle between the two of you constantly trying to make her say the opposite thing! but alas, she does say “ papa ” for her first word and you let out the loudest cheer when she does! immediately proclaiming yourself the winner of this contest all whilst cooing and praising her, vegard watching with a smile, shaking his head before taking her into his arms and pressing a soft kiss to her frizzy black hair, asking her softly about the deal they had, about how she promised she would say “ mama ” first! obviously this is all lost to her baby brain as she just babbles and continually repeats “ papa ” up at him in exchange for more kisses and coos…

arghhh i just know they would all be so beyond proud of their babies first word! the praise and pride in their baby would be insane for weeks following the first word coming out of their mouth! thank you very much for the fluffy little ask, anon <3

[child0feden]

BLACK METAL DAD AU MASTERLIST

here, you can find any and all works that take place in my black metal dad au series! these are mostly fluff to the maximum but some are smut during pregnancy or breeding kinks and so on! my first metal masterlist can be found here and my second metal masterlist can be found here <3

✧ next to a title symbolises a personal favourite ⋆ ˚｡ ⋆

⋆ ｡˚ ⋆ request status: open!

HEADCANONS

TAKE MY HEART | PREGNANCY HC

general headcanons for pelle with a pregnant partner!

FAR AWAY | GIRL DAD HC ✧

general headcanons for pelle as a girl dad!

MOON IN THE MIST | BOY DAD HC

general headcanons for pelle as a boy dad!

BEARS AND BIRTHDAYS | FLUFF HC

general headcanons for pelle celebrating his daughters birthday!

VOCAL COACHING 101 | FLUFF HC

general headcanons for pelle teaching his daughter to sing like him!

THOUGHTS

dad au timeline | a rough timeline of the dad au ✧

baby names | baby names in my dad au

teething | how they would handle teething

words | what their childs first word would be

bullying | how they would handle bullying

curiosity and explanations | soft scar explanations from dad! pelle ✧

parallels | god of war parallels with dad! pelle

craftsmanship with love | wood carvings with dad! pelle

wannabes | attempting to replicate pictures with dad! pelle

HEADCANONS

SOMETHING GOOD | PREGNANCY HC

general headcanons for bård with a pregnant partner!

A LIFE TO LIVE | GIRL DAD HC ✧

general headcanons for bård as a girl dad!

THOUGHTS

dad au timeline | a rough timeline of the dad au ✧

baby names | baby names in my dad au

teething | how they would handle teething

words | what their childs first word would be

runaway toddler | how they would keep ahold of their toddler

bullying | how they would handle bullying

prison visits | visiting dad! bård in prison ✧

matching mittens | a snow day with dad! bård ✧

fatherhood and fawning | protectiveness with dad! bård ✧

morning bliss | early morning cartoons with dad! bård

a wish for more | conjugal prison visits with dad! bård

everlasting love | memories of being pen pals with dad! bård

noogies | teenhood and noogies with older dad! bård

HEADCANONS

HOME | PREGNANCY HC ✧

general headcanons for øystein with a pregnant partner!

PLASTIC TIARAS ARE METAL | GIRL DAD HC

general headcanons for øystein as a girl dad!

THOUGHTS

dad au timeline | a rough timeline of the dad au ✧

baby names | baby names in my dad au

teething | how they would handle teething

words | what their childs first word would be

runaway toddler | how they would keep ahold of their toddler

bullying | how they would handle bullying

coca cola baby babies | halloween costumes with dad! øystein

HEADCANONS

MILK AND COOKIES | NSFW HC ✧

nsfw headcanons for vegard with a pregnancy kink and lactation kink!

THOUGHTS

baby names | baby names in my dad au

teething | how they would handle teething

words | what their childs first word would be

bullying | how they would handle bullying

baker among other things | craving baking with dad! vegard ✧

an unfortunate much needed haircut | buzz cut with dad! vegard

HEADCANONS

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THOUGHTS

baby names | baby names in my dad au

runaway toddler | how they would keep ahold of their toddler

HEADCANONS

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THOUGHTS

dad au timeline | a rough timeline of the dad au ✧

baby names | baby names in my dad au

HEADCANONS

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THOUGHTS

baby names | baby names in my dad au

HEADCANONS

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THOUGHTS

baby names | baby names in my dad au

HEADCANONS

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THOUGHTS

baby names | baby names in my dad au

[child0feden]

by the way, it is only right for me to tell you guys that dad! øystein absolutely tells his children to leave a kebab and a glass of coca-cola out for santa because “ that’s just what he likes ” cookies and milk, who? what? no way! kebab and coco-cola is the way to go for santa, definitely…

and there is not a scrap of food nor a drop of drink left for his children to see in the morning…