#´pok hp au

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y'alllllllllllllll

I'm 1.6k words into the 3rd chapter of the latest installment of PJO AU (On The Road To Hell The Trio Is So Done) and I'm suiting up 'cause the next scenes are gonna be difficult. Send prayers, if this doesn't kill me, writing chapter 15 of EYDIM will.

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JohnKun Masterlist - Part 1

AO3

1. rearranged by renjaune - 

Summary: johnny has to share a room with his long-time crush thanks to haechan Rating: Explicit  Status: One-shot

2.  Wow, Bulge by lunalius J

Summary: Johnny's always dreamed of getting a soulmate tattoo and meeting his other half. The hand the Fates end up dealing him is not so dreamy. Rating: Teen  Status: One-shot

3. The Blue Antonov by tentography 

Summary: Kun runs a small bookstore and Johnny, a famous actor, stumbles into his life. Yes, this is absolutely a Notting Hill AU. Rating: Teen Status: On-going 

4. don't take my breath away too soon by sofarsoperfect 

Summary:  Like if he falls asleep he really has to start saying goodbye to the NCT 2020 era and he’s not sure he’s ready to do that yet. Rating: Teen Status: One-shot

5. put me right in my place by sofarsoperfect

Summary: “I am,” he replies. His voice is soft and velvety, warm and syrupy. Johnny leans down to nudge their noses together, Kun smiling softly as he does so. Rating: Explicit  Status: One-shot Trigger: Kinks

6. An Open Wound by lunalius 

Summary: Kun's life is thrown off balance when he stumbles upon a dying Youngho. Rating: Mature Status: One-shot Trigger: Blood & Injury

7. You're an Idiot (but you're My Idiot) by samuraiseonghwa

Summary: Sometimes disasters make the best dates. Rating: General Status: One-Shot

8. from one shadow to another by rowenabane

Summary: Kun has the audacity to smile. “Oh, Johnny,” he says. “You really are a man after my own heart.” Rating: Mature Status: One-Shot Trigger: Blood & Injury 

9. Indebted by lunalius

Summary: Johnny has three credit cards, of which one is frozen into an ice block for his own good.  Rating: Teen  Status: One-Shot  Trigger: Possible irresponsible spending 

10. you warmly melted me by blazingsirius

Summary: For a while, Qian Kun’s life is a bumbling mess between juggling his Master’s study, working as a budding producer, and being a single father. Johnny Suh came somewhere in between and suddenly everything felt okay. Rating: General  Status: One-Shot 

11. Here Comes The Prince, The Royal Frogness by blazingsirius

Summary: Prince Johnny was forced to attend a ball his parents held to find him a partner, but he found a way to escape the ball, which ended with a wrongful meeting with a magical being that put him in a curse. Somehow, a (literally) poor guy, Kun, got dragged into the mess. And oh, they’re both frogs now.  Rating: General Status: One-shot

12. Addictive Frequency by Sakunade

Summary: Johnny misses Kun, misses spending time together and having the younger in his bed. Kun is beautiful, perfect, and has the most delicious ass Johnny's ever seen. Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot

13. brightest light by tentography

Summary: Their summer had only just begun when Kun asks him to stay beneath the neon lights of the 7-eleven, bathing them in an electric mix of fluorescent white and bright orange-green-red. Rating: Teen Status: On-going 

14. johrny (horny 4 johnny) by borntovixx 

Summary: Johnny lifts weights without wearing a shirt and Kun can't stop staring at his muscles flexing – is it advisable to ask your crush if you could to lick his abs pretty please? It definitely isn't, but Kun's brain short-circuits and gives in to the cacoethes. Rating: Teen  Status: One-Shot

15. cream stuffed buns by farthendur

Summary: straight frat bros johnjae discover they feel real weird around neighborhood baker and DILF kun. Rating: Explicit  Status: On-going

16. in all glory by farthendur

Summary: Captain Qian Kun and First Officer Johnny Suh spend an intimate and spicy night in their quarters. What could possibly ruin it? Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot

17. We Got Married International - Johnny and Kun by jhengchie

Summary:  We got married International edition with Johnny as the member of the popular KPOP idol group Limitless and Kun is the beloved Chinese soloist Rating: General  Status: One-Shot

18. dubrovnik by lowkeyamen

Summary: Johnny takes off to Croatia, and meets someone from his past he didn't even recognise. Rating: Explicit  Status: Completed  *trans!Kun

19. this will be by sofarsoperfect

Summary: “When we do trade them back,” Johnny says and the inevitably of it makes Kun’s stomach twist in knots, “we really have to find something better.” (Parent Trap AU)  Rating: Teen  Status: One-Shot

20. The Moonlight after Midnight by writesinfontuwu

Summary: They shared a memorable night in Osaka two years ago. Now they are reunited for NCT2020, Johnny feels his heart thumping in his chest again. Rating: Explicit Status: One-Shot

21. Up or Down by lamarina

Summary: Caught between a cute TA and a foreign language credit, what's a guy to do? Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

22. Is this a scoop? - in the eyes of Mark Lee by cherrycitrus_blossom

Summary:  Who is that customer and what relationship does he have with Johnny to make his eyes light up in delight when he walks through the door? Rating: General Status: One-Shot

23. I Love You Still by nu-exo (Nekohime)

Summary: JohnKun Agent AU  Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot

24. turn the lights on by jeanheir

Summary: Kun’s soft snores fill the room, the other man sleeping peacefully without a care in the world. It’s almost cruel, how unbothered he seems. Rating: General Status: One-Shot

25. Bad Kind of Player by Sakunade

Summary: The plan was supposed to be easy - count cards, win money, and be done with it. Except Kun chose the wrong casino, one under the control of Seo Youngho, known as Johnny, the rising head of the Gyeonghui jo-pok.  Rating: Explicit  Status: Completed Trigger: Kinks

26. red, gold (burning) by tentography

Summary: Kun Qian and the Audacity Of This Bitch (HP AU!)  Rating: Teen Status: Completed 

27. In-Sync Heartbeats by mezzaluna_ch

Summary: This is the piece he plays every time he wants to escape reality in haste. This is the piece he plays every time he thinks of Johnny. Now, Johnny is the one playing it. Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

28. I Owe You by seungwanxndxnly

Summary:  Only Johnny's big crush on Kun can hold him back. Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

29. superluminal by wentz

Summary: A man who can only be the captain of the smuggling vessel stands at the top of the ship's ramp, cutting a roguish picture as he leans with one arm against one of the hydraulic pillars. He looks supremely dashing. Kun dislikes him on sight. Rating: Mature Status: One-Shot

30. Shoot For the Moon by lunalius

Summary: Kun wants to go to space. He's got a plan to get there, and he's following it to a tee.  Rating: Explicit  Status: Completed

31. he was a superhero, he was a seamstress, can i make it any more obvious by fvckradio

Summary: Superhero Kun with Seamstress Johnny  Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot Trigger: Mentions of blood and injury 

32. just a touch of your love by seonho

Summary: Kun is rather mild in his kinks — not entirely vanilla, but then again, certainly nothing as scandalous as having his blood sucked out of him. (Vampire) Johnny Suh, however, poses a very tempting threat to those convictions. Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot Trigger: Blood 

33. So I Can Fix Your Hand, I'll Be Your Handyman by IsabelArmuelles

Summary:  Johnny dislikes his landlady but is very much crushing on her step-son, the handyman.  Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

34. connect the dots, baby! by rowenabane

Summary: Johnny suspects Kun of being a serial killer.  Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

35. Countercurrent Exchange by indiecheetah

Summary:  Johnny wasn’t exactly a believer. He never thought monsters or cryptids were real, always finding those stories amusing at best. But even all of his years of knowledge of marine life could not explain this creature. Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

36. Inevitably Loving You by occultclysms

Summary: Prince Kun and Celebrity Johnny fake date.  Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

 37. i'm stepping on the cracks (i feel fine) by sofarsoperfect

Summary: Sprite Kun and Human Johnny - Kun seeks refuge with Johnny ;)  Rating: Explicit Status: One-Shot

38. Domestic Bliss by cobalamincosel

Summary: Johnny and Kun work through a divorce.  Rating: Explicit Status: One-Shot

39. you say my name like i have never heard before by sofarsoperfect

Summary: Mafia Johnny with Kun  Rating: Explicit  Status: One-Shot Trigger: Mafia-related triggers and homophobia 

40. love me harder by sofarsoperfect

Summary: kun is fine, he's not even that resentful of his past or of johnny and he's doing really well and it's fine. except that one thing leads to another and it's totally, absolutely not fine at all. Rating: Explicit Status: Completed 

41. Emotional Distancing by lunalius

Summary: A global pandemic puts a dent in Kun's Green Card plans, but not in the way he expected. Rating: General Status: One-Shot

42. Domino by cobalamincosel

Summary: Kun and Johnny get back together after a break up.  Rating: Mature Status: One-Shot

43. and the next, and the next by jenhyung

Summary: Childhood friends Kun and Johnny meet again.  Rating: General Status: Completed 

44. would you mind by jokheiz

Summary: Single dad Kun crushing on his co-worker Johnny.  Rating: General Status: One-Shot

45. Charmed by lunalius

Summary: So no, he wasn’t blind. He was well aware that Johnny Suh had a crush on him. (HP AU) Rating: Teen Status: One-Shot

46. you got what i want, boy (and i want it) by sofarsoperfect

Summary: JohnKun PWP  Rating: Explicit Status: One-Shot 

47. Flower Boy by bananaboatt

Summary: Kun wants a really cute flower crown for his coronation, Johnny is a real big sucker for his boyfriend. Rating: General Status: One-Shot

48. head first by jenhyung

Summary: Youngho crushes hard. Rating: General Status: One-Shot

49. In the Middle of the Night by kittensuh

Summary: Kun knows him, reads him like he’s an open book conveniently placed on Professor Qian’s podium for him to consume in all of his glory. Rating: Explicit Status: One-Shot

50. Altered States by unnameable

Summary: When Johnny’s sexual dry spell has lasted for longer than he can recall, Ten suggests Kun, a erotic hypnotist, instead of helping him get laid. Johnny forgets about the ridiculous suggestion until he meets Kun at one of Ten’s parties a few months later. Rating: Explicit Status: One-Shot

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Groaning because installment 6 of the DP PJO! AU is 4.7k already and barely halfway through and I've been stuck for two weeks, not because I don't have inspiration, but because I got no brainpower to look at google maps again to figure out the road things -- because I do not live in the US and, even if it was set in Brasil (where I actually live), I'd have to look it up anyway because I don't know how to drive and thus don't know more than the basics about roads.

Anyway, since I still have to type up the next parts for EYDIM, and am too lazy to continue working on alllllllllllllllllllllllllll my WIPS, I'm just thiking of a car scene in which Danny starts playing some disco song in the radio and Sam & Tuck are like "Danny, tf, disco is dead", and Danny just shrugs and goes "Not deader than me!"

And, yes, that is a direct reference to the musical (and DOA) because it was a better adaptation than the movies could ever attempt to be.

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Mikayla aesthetic for Everything You Do Is Magic.

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Me: okay, how about we start this chapter with a little time skip, then I can give some context as we go. Gotta confuse my readers a bit, haha

Me: *as I write the last lines of said chapter realizing that what I skipped was about a chapter and I have to now write the missing parts instead of going forward* oH

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Have I not been updating EYDIM? yes

Do I have the chapters ready and I just need to post them? yes

do I have ze motivaitión? nope but I just wrote the next segment of the PJO AU series and a segment for act 4 of EYDIM

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People reading EYDIM: Omg, is Brady gonna be a Gryffindor? Is he gonna be a Slytherin?

Me, knowing that one of Brady's character arcs is him breaking other people's expectations of him: *attempts to hide my laughing*

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Updates on Everything You Do Is Magic:

Link: AO3 FF.NET

Aesthetics: Kalakai, Boomer, Brady, Boz, Mikayla

Arc 1:

Part 1: “Magic is so awesome!”

Synopsis: Triplet brothers travel to England with aunt and uncle to meet with a bitter cousin and great uncle. Magic may be involved.

Word Count: 2534

Part 2: “I’m never letting go of this wand!”

Synopsis:Mikayla and the triplets are taken to get school supplies. Lanny is Lanny. And one of them may or may not have exploded about two or twenty five things.

Word Count: 1979

Part 3: “I may not be wise and I won’t save the date”

Synopsis: Lanny is Lanny and great uncle Kalakai finds a secret.

Word Count: 2472

Part 4: “Very dead”

Synopsis: All aboard the Hogwarts express, let the teachers place their bets.

Word Count: 3730

Part 5: “What is full of holes but still holds water?”

Synopsis: Fate putting you in your place sometimes may feel like it’s putting you in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Word Count: 3158

Part 6: “I thought I dreamed it”

Synopsis: Brady gets called into the Head of House’s office.

Word Count: 1566

Part 7: “She don’t bite!”

Synopsis: In which the school year is only starting and everyone is getting more perspective.

Word Count: 2412

Part 8: “To-may-to, to-mah-to”

Synopsis: In which Brady meets Rondo, Pierce, and blood discrimination.

Word Count: 2182

Part 9: “Crime against humanity!”

Synopsis: Brady snitches and Candice wants Philbert to snitch.

Word Count: 1111

Part 10: “Don’t wanna find out!”

Synopsis: A letter arrives and Brady and Boz trade notes.

Word Count: 2189

Part 11: “Lady Polka!”

Synopsis: Brady and Sarah meet Hogwarts’ mermaids and Brady makes a bad decision.

Word Count: 1752

Part 12: “They only lost their balance.”

Synopsis: Brady agonizes over receiving a punishment.

Word Count: 2555

Part 13: “Yeah, ugh, me!”

Synopsis: Gossip travels fast and everyone wants an explanation.

Word Count: 1777

Part 14: “Savage violence”

Synopsis: Brady has his first class as a teaching assistant and Kalakai has a conversation that reeks of old times.

Word Count: 2253

Part 15: “I have so many questions.”

Synopsis: Doubt comes in. Questions are asked.

Word Count: 2254

Arc 2:

Installment 1: The Halloween Extravaganza (LAST POSTED | Oct 31st 2021)

Synopsis: Brady and Philbert do magic in the muggle way.

Word count: 3554

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Proof-reading chapter 7 of Everything You Do Is Magic before starting chap 8 and I’m like “damn, I wrote this to hurt Brady”. Which I already knew, but I got surprised by my skills to convey the hurting.

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Favorite Crime animatic

Hi, have this little thing for the HP AU which no one will remotely understand until, like, act 4 :)))

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Aesthetic of Boz, my beloved, from Everything You Do Is Magic!

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Pair of Kings (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Brady Parker & Duke "Boomer" Parker, Boz Parker & Duke "Boomer" Parker, Boz Parker & Brady Parker, Duke "Boomer" Parker & Boz Parker & Brady Parker, Lanny Parker & the triplets, Lanny Parker & the twins, Kalakai Parker & Lanny Parker, Mason Makoola & Mikayla Makoola, Kalakai Parker/being emo, Catawampus & Lanny Parker Characters: Brady Parker, Duke "Boomer" Parker, Boz Parker, Mikayla Makoola, Kalakai Parker, Lanny Parker, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Nancy & Bill (Pair Of Kings), Nancy (Pair of Kings), Bill (Pair of Kings), Catawampus (Pair of Kings), Mason Makoola, Philbert Dingleberg, Candice (Pair Of Kings), Tessa (Pair of Kings), Tristan (Pair of Kings), Fernanda (Pair of Kings), Pupaley (Pair of Kings), Rebecca "Awesome-Dawson" Dawson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Harry Potter AU, AU, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I will not call Boomer "Duke", In this house we call him Maverick, Brady will not harrass Mikayla, read the tags and read the notes, Lanny's a bully, sorry bout that, I love me boy, But he is, I'm not gonna spoil their houses, Brady is smart, slightly OOC, by slightly I mean very, I wanna keep kalakai being kalakai but I don't want him to be mean to the boys, Brady and Lanny are his favorites, because I'm saying so, also, the evil king, I know Kalakai didn't have to make Lanny evil, but they were the evil great(14x) nephews, I will not stop rambling, Brady gets a snake, Pupaley is Boomer's scary cat, Boz and Mikayla are sassy bffs, so not different from canon there, Brady has codependency issues, Codependency, Kalakai is the Charms teacher, Malakai is a ghost, Emo, all the emo, Mikayla is polinesian Summary:

Getting a Hogwarts letter has been the triplets' dream since they knew about Hogwarts' existence. When their parents died, they were sent to Chicago to live with their muggle aunt and uncle, but the dream didn't die with that, as they made an agreement with their great uncle, Kalakai, for them to live with him and their cousin, Lanny, during the school year. The experience proves to be a challenge, as it is for all muggle-raised wizards, even more so with the three being divided by the house system, as they learn more about magic and about the war that tore them from their parents.

(Harry Potter AU)

Also up on FF.NET!

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It’s also up on FF.NET 

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Pair of Kings (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Brady Parker & Duke "Boomer" Parker, Boz Parker & Duke "Boomer" Parker, Boz Parker & Brady Parker, Duke "Boomer" Parker & Boz Parker & Brady Parker, Lanny Parker & the triplets, Lanny Parker & the twins, Kalakai Parker & Lanny Parker, Mason Makoola & Mikayla Makoola, Kalakai Parker/being emo, Catawampus & Lanny Parker Characters: Brady Parker, Duke "Boomer" Parker, Boz Parker, Mikayla Makoola, Kalakai Parker, Lanny Parker, Other Character Tags to Be Added, Nancy & Bill (Pair Of Kings), Nancy (Pair of Kings), Bill (Pair of Kings), Catawampus (Pair of Kings), Mason Makoola, Philbert Dingleberg, Candice (Pair Of Kings), Tessa (Pair of Kings), Tristan (Pair of Kings), Fernanda (Pair of Kings), Pupaley (Pair of Kings), Rebecca "Awesome-Dawson" Dawson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Harry Potter AU, AU, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I will not call Boomer "Duke", In this house we call him Maverick, Brady will not harrass Mikayla, read the tags and read the notes, Lanny's a bully, sorry bout that, I love me boy, But he is, I'm not gonna spoil their houses, Brady is smart, slightly OOC, by slightly I mean very, I wanna keep kalakai being kalakai but I don't want him to be mean to the boys, Brady and Lanny are his favorites, because I'm saying so, also, the evil king, I know Kalakai didn't have to make Lanny evil, but they were the evil great(14x) nephews, I will not stop rambling, Brady gets a snake, Pupaley is Boomer's scary cat, Boz and Mikayla are sassy bffs, so not different from canon there, Brady has codependency issues, Codependency, Kalakai is the Charms teacher, Malakai is a ghost, Emo, all the emo, Mikayla is polinesian Summary:

Getting a Hogwarts letter has been the triplets' dream since they knew about Hogwarts' existence. When their parents died, they were sent to Chicago to live with their muggle aunt and uncle, but the dream didn't die with that, as they made an agreement with their great uncle, Kalakai, for them to live with him and their cousin, Lanny, during the school year. The experience proves to be a challenge, as it is for all muggle-raised wizards, even more so with the three being divided by the house system, as they learn more about magic and about the war that tore them from their parents.

(Harry Potter AU)

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Me: *Just finished the first third of the first act of EYDIM.*

Me: *Scripts the entirety of the first two/three acts*

Me: *finishes scripting act 2/3*

Me: Ok, lemme go plan for act 4/5 instead of actually writing chapter 10 of EYDIM.

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Brady aesthetic for Everything You Do Is Magic.

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Boomer aesthetic for Everything You Do Is Magic.