#«mission season: incendiary»

[snekkohekko]

It's weird to think but, if we're being realistic Marcy probably has the highest body count of the main three, mainly because she became a ranger like immediately (minus 6 weeks for her broken leg). Sasha was just hanging around the Southern Toad Tower for the most part up until the events of reunion, but in though out season 2 it's safe to assume she might've killed some people while roaming the countryside, be them bandits or what have you. and Anne was with the planters the whole time. but Marcy was out doing missions and shit the entire 5 months when she was the Rangers (though it also seems she did spent at least half the time in the city itself) and we see her fighting people with Yunan in her special intro thing (I forgor what it's called). Her weaponry doesn't help either, though mostly just in the episode Marcy at the Gates we see her make use of both chemical and incendiary warfare, (granted against wild animals) but her crossbow bolts, if hit would almost defiantly cause infection/heavy bleeding, this is because, due to their shape of the bolt, once implanted into the skin would either need to be strait ripped out (pulling a shitton of flesh with it) or pushing it through (with the danger of hitting a important artery or vein or something vital). so what im sayin is that Marcy has almost 100% killed people (this isn't counting shit the CORE might have done while in her body, but that's more on the CORE than Marcy).

[kerlonask]

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[regalblades]

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The Valley of Torment is a name earned.

It is unbearably hot, in direct contrast to the frigid winds and snow that presently permeate the rest of the region. The summer sun at its worst is nothing compared to this; Lloyd’s grimace is thinly veiled as the swordsman picks at his coat. Heat and dark clothing do not mix very well; clings to him like a second skin due to sweat, only serving to amplify his discomfort—and they’re to spend however long it takes to reach the opposite end of the valley enduring it.

Never mind that once they’ve made it through, too hot will become too cold once more. Doubtless their group will need to stop and adjust—but that’s a problem to be dealt with when they get there.

Lloyd wonders why they have to go through the valley in the first place. Are there really no alternative routes they could take to cross into Faerghus? That over the course of centuries, no other roads were cut through the mountains separating the Kingdom and Alliance? It is no wonder, then, that merchants from the latter typically enter the former’s territory by ship instead.

“Sir!” A knight from his assigned unit approaches him; the man looks as if he’s on the verge of wilting in the unrelenting heat. “Everything is secure for transport. We’re ready to depart at your command.”

“Good. Tell the others to keep formation around the wagon once we start moving. I doubt we’ll run into trouble along the way, but better safe than sorry.” As much as they can be when they’re a fairly small group and only moderately armed for battle, at least. “...And drink some water while you’re at it. You don’t want to faint out here.”

The knight is dismissed to do as told, and Lloyd turns his attention to the three students who’d asked to come along. “We’ll keep several paces ahead of them, to make sure the road stays clear. Any objections?”

// next: @kingoftempests | @ingridbgalatea | @godsmercie - any of you can go!

[freedomarrow]

Let Bygones Be Bygones? || Leonardo & Elincia

@estivalincia

Another day of classes is done, and Leonardo calmly packs his books and other belongings into his bag. He feels like he did fairly well today; the lectures were clear and understandable, even ones the topic of which he is not necessarily well versed or particularly interested in, so his mind is at peace.

The teachers here in Fodlan certainly earned their good reputation for a reason.

He slowly makes his way to his room through the open hallways, enjoying the atmosphere and the cool refreshing breeze of the winter. He briefly wonders whether he will be as well accustomed to the climate of Fodlan once summer arrives and - well, presumably at least - it becomes warmer. Just how much warmer does it get once winter is over.

His train of thought is brutally interrupted however, when right in front of him, in the hallway, he spots another figure from the past. He cannot help but let out a gasp, immediately stopping in his steps. It does not matter that he had only actually seen her a couple times at best; no way he would mistake the green hair, the look in her eyes and that royal posture for anyone else.

Seriously? First he encounters Ike’s sister, and now his employer?

He freezes for a moment. His mind briefly considers the options of turning back, but she notices him, so unless he wants to look really rude, that is out of the question. Besides, those are the Blue Lions hallways; they probably would have run into each other sooner or later.

So he puts his hand on his chest and offers a polite, yet somewhat stiff, bow; and then merely stands there, just staring at her, wondering what she thinks and what she will do. Or if she even recognizes him, for that matter; they met after Ashera’s judgement, sure but it is not as though he is someone particularly significant. 

He decides to let her speak first. That will determine whether or not he even has the right to say anything here.

[hungrymage]

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Cold weather did not suit her. Ilyana much preferred more temperate climates, where she didn’t waste half her energy trying to stay warm. Even bundled up in layers of clothes she swore she could still feel a chill.

Inevitably, word of the Spice Festival reached her ears. Trying out new dishes? An eating contest? Now that was her kind of evening! She’d almost started drooling in class that morning before lessons started. No amount of sneaking bites of jerky and bread could prevent her from imagining the creations the chef came up with. Mmmm…new dishes to devour!

She drifted into the dining hall, long cloak trailing bits of snow along the floor. She paid no mind as a pleasant wall of warmth enveloped her. The ovens kept the place nice and toasty, thankfully. (No amount of bad weather will ever come between her and food.)

Students already crowded the trestle tables, elbowing each other good naturedly. Ilyana inhaled deeply. Spices of all kinds assaulted her nose. She coughed, unprepared for the sudden attack. Oh…so it was that kind of Spice Festival. Her tolerance for spicy food was adequate enough. If she had some time of palate cleanser to along with it, then it really didn’t bother her that much. And the stuff did take the biting edge of winter off.

Ilyana stepped up to the dishes on display. Everything looked delicious. Bowls of noddles, meat glazed with some type of orange sauce, and sliced peppers dotting plates of rice. Humming to herself, she eagerly grabbed one of everything. The dishes rattled against each other on her way to a half-empty table.

Nothing spilled, thank the goddess. She brushed her lavender pigtails behind her shoulders. Washing food out of her hair was annoying and time consuming. It was then she noticed the boy sitting across from her, attention on the book open in front of him. Ilyana squinted at him. He didn’t look at all familiar.

“Oh…hello. Did you want some food?” Ilyana secretly hoped he said no. She knew it was selfish to think like that, but proper etiquette called for being polite.

[princepsumbra]

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Eager students descend in a frantic rush upon the training grounds. Those on the path to becoming mages clamor for attention, asking last minute questions about theory or form. Leo is more than happy to oblige. It’s a challenge for him, explaining the inner workings of the tomeless magic all the rage in Fódlan.

After one such impromptu lecture is over, Leo exits the classroom in favor of watching over the training grounds. The clack of wooden weapons interspersed with cries of effort bring back memories from his own youth. Trying desperately to keep pace with his siblings, dissecting their strengths, desperately wishing to repeat their success with a melee weapon. Brown eyes sweep appreciatively across the sparring matches. Kids move with a grace he’ll never be able to match, flowing effortlessly from one form to another. Just like those two.

Ah, but they’ll never match your elegance with magic. Fitting; he’s never been one for confrontation. Get in quick, get out fast. Strike before they ever knew you were there. Gloved hands clasped behind his back, Leo walks slowly around the perimeter of the grounds. Imminent graduation added a new element of finality to the atmosphere. The playful mood that used to permeate duels now turned serious. Even then, all they seemed to whisper about were upcoming exams. Leo flexes his jaw in distaste. These kids knew nothing about the harsh reality a life on the battlefield entailed. A war doesn’t care about perfect scores or flawless technique. Enemies aren’t going to stop and allow a do-over when you make a mistake.

Twanging bow strings bring him back to himself. Leo exhales deeply. Now here’s a weapon none of his siblings ever felt drawn too. Releasing his hands, he idly runs fingertips along a wooden training bow resting on the rack. Three students stand in a line, facing down their targets. Eyes narrow. Could it be…? The nonchalant man in the center looks at home firing a bow.

Niles? What on earth was the man doing here? Had he followed Leo to this academy?

[godsmercie]

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Mercedes had heard about the event from Edelgard as her partner sternly warned her against participating, due to her injury the last time it occurred, and Mercedes agreed, so here she was, sitting in the infirmary, waiting for the inevitable students and teachers alike wandered in with bruises and scrapes and any other possible injuries.

She was getting worried as she looked out at the pie-covered campus, eyes darting around to spot the players and try to assess any potential injuries from afar. Her lips pushed into a small pout as she came to the conclusion that she couldn’t make any real diagnoses from her spot on the second floor.

She wonders idly how the plucky groundskeeper was going to react, considering her seething anger last time.

...

She sends out a silent prayer for Cynthia.

[herrings]

who’s the spiciest?

it seems inevitable to be caught in the pandemonium of the spice festival. taking place in the dining hall of all places (in opposition to the marketplace, or one of the courtyards, or anywhere that wasn’t an essential part of linhardt’s schedule), the chamber roars alive in clamor as students and faculty alike congregate and chatter. the clinking of plates highlight the murmur of countless conversations, sometimes littered with a shout or peppered laughter as mischievous youth bombard one another in expensive spices. to linhardt, the scenery is immediately overwhelming as he steps foot into the canteen, tensing as he’s nearly trampled by a couple chasing one another with spoonfuls of curry powder. had his own cravings not held him hostage, linhardt would have opted to turn and scurry away from the dining hall ‘till evening, where the commotion certainly would have died out. crowds do no favor for the young adrestian; although noble by blood and therefore defaulted to his own exposure of galas and socials, linhardt finds that he could never overcome his discomfort. in fact, he tenses the more he analyzes the surplus of bodies-- had the monastery always housed this many individuals?

maneuvering about the bystanders, linhardt attempts weaseling himself through the assemblage. he craves a serving of daphnel stew, or perhaps even the gautier cheese gratin, but it comes to the hevring heir’s dismay when he approaches the serving counter and is told that the auxiliary menu won’t be ready until an hour. a quick glance at the day’s menu makes his heart sink to his starving stomach. all readily made dishes are heavy-handed in spice and whilst linhardt tends to believe he can tolerate mild spices… his palette naturally skews to the sweet and savory. he’d like to argue, anyhow, that spicy isn’t a flavor-- it’s a sensation, a reaction to pain.  and, unlike most individuals who crowd the mess hall today, he isn’t masochistic enough to enjoy slaughtering his tastebuds intentionally.

in a decision to either wait or suffer the consequences of consuming monstrosities such as the super spicy fish dango, linhardt chooses to starve as he strays away from the counter and roams about the interior. disinterest litters aegean hues at first (and occasionally disgust when he watches fellow students shovel pure spice down their throats and choke), it isn’t until linhardt wanders into the cafeteria’s extension to the outer courtyard when his interest is finally piqued.

in one section of the clearing, booths of spices are put on display. seasoning belonging to each country in fodlan and even beyond are worth enough to marvel. some intricate spices aren’t readily shipped to hevring, linhardt finds, and he ponders momentarily on whether he should purchase a bundle or two to send back to his mother. instead, as the young heir turns his head, his eyes catch onto what seems to be a demonstration. participants are lined before tables, each standing before equipment and a handful of ingredients.  a spokesman stands at the front of the rows, talking about the origins of whatever flavoring was at hand, and linhardt quietly stalks forth. he weaves his way between individuals, inching closer to the mid-section until a familiar visage stops him in his tracks. it’s leonie, his fellow housemate-- and she doesn’t have a book in front of her?  unlike her fellow amateur chefs, she doesn’t have her nose burrowed in directions as she rummages about her ingredients. besides leonie, much to linhardt’s luck, is an unoccupied space.

“leonie. sampling spices, i see.” linhardt greets as he slinks beside his housemate, tentatively peering at the pot before her, “shouldn’t you be following the director’s orders?” he turns his head back towards the front and squints. from where they stand, the head chef’s explanations are all but a distant drawl. he looks back at leonie once more and surveys her work, “it looks like you’re just cooking by spontaneity.” @rivclry

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@kitsuneiisms​

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Tibarn groans as he stretches his wings and glances at the food package he is supposed to carry through this mess of a place. When they said “we’re short staffed, so we might need you in the fray immediately”, he didn’t think that is what they meant.

Not going to lie, he may have expected a little more of this place he had heard so much about. This feels mildly unusual. But... perhaps he set his expectations too high. Nothing to be done about that, and he is not one to say no to a request for help. He’ll do it.

Though he is still near the entrance, he can feel the heat of the flames further down the road, which gives him an unpleasant flashback to the passage through the Kauku Caves. Though he supposes that he’s already braved the flames of hell once, he can do it again. At least this time, there’s less of a chance that he’ll have to face a big, stubborn old lizard once he’s through.

Just as he’s done dealing with those thoughts, a sound catches his attention and he turns to see the student picked to accompany him on this task - and he cannot help but raise his eyebrows in surprise. Hawks don’t have the best sense of scent among the laguz by any means, but he still has no doubt - this girl’s a shapeshifter... Though definitely not of a race he’s familiar with - the aura she gives off is completely new. And she has a pegasus and beorc weapons with her, so it looks like she has accepted and adapted to their ways. Definitely more flexible than him in this regard.

... Either way. “Hello there. Selkie, was it?” He recalls the name of the student that was given to him. “Nice to meet you. It looks like we’ve got to make it through here together for this mission.” He winces as he looks away from her and at the Valley. “Absolutely charming place, isn’t it.” They sure did not call it the Valley of Torment for nothing.

He looks back to Selkie and her mount. “Okay, first question. Do you think your buddy here would handle me transforming into a Hawk roughly her size? It’d make things easier for me, but I can manage like this if you think it’d scare her.”

[theindigoflirt]

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Quite the buzz surrounds the newest arrival at Garreg Mach. She’s hard to miss, strutting about in a bright yellow ensemble, proclaiming the virtues of her newest seminar. Inigo catches a glimpse of her outside the greenhouse doors. Wiping sweat off his brow, he tilts his head. This Professor Pans doesn’t look like the adventuring type. A rapier is belted around her slim waist, the swept hilt covered with gold. Yellow tassels dangle off the scabbard, which is similarly golden-edged.

Oh, he has to see this seminar. For someone who just recovered from hypothermia, she seems oddly energetic. Inigo nods to the groundskeeper, handing over his shears. “See you soon, my sweet,” he winks at her before disappearing outside. The seminar should take place after lunch; plenty of time for him to clean up before attending.

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One meal and a bath later, Inigo stops outside the classroom Professor Pans commandeered for her seminar. An attendant stands by the door, dressed just as ostentatiously as Franzi.

“Maybe she’ll mention us in her next book!”

“Hey…doesn’t that story she wrote about Magdred Way sound familiar?” “That story about riding a pegasus reminded me of the Ten Elites.”

Inigo hears snatches of the same rumors that have been floating around all week. Honestly, he’s not completely surprised this woman isn’t what she says she is. He’s spent enough time around knights to know the type.

The attendant raises his voice. “Attention! Before Professor Pans recounts her adventures, she does ask for a small fee to fund her next heroic trip! I’m sure you understand.”

Inigo sighs along with the crowd, fishing into his pockets for the required coin. There goes his tea money for the week.

With muttered ‘thank you’s,’ the attendant smiles graciously when coins are dropped into his outstretched palm. He opens the door to admit one student at a time as soon as his meaty fingers close over the metal.

Inigo glances around as the line moves steadily forward, wondering if he recognizes any of the classmates. Ah. Eyes snag on the Exalt. Inigo goes stiff for a moment. He should go over and say something.

Footsteps are light, the movement of someone ready to bolt at the first sign of trouble. He dips his head in respect. “E-exalt Chrom! Here to learn some new sword skills?”

[flameinflight]

In A Foreign Land

Dreary was the trip through Faerghus, yet Hinoka still found the opportunity to learn of a foreign land helpful. Granted, the summons had come less than a month into her stay at Garreg Mach, yet a ruler’s devotion was to the people - thus, when a fellow lord requested her aid in assisting to calm the rebellion flourishing in Faerghus, the queen had no choice but to accompany him. 

A lone fire warmed her hands, set to fight the biting chill of winter’s embrace. Despite being a newcomer to Fódlan, even Hinoka could see that the Church of Seiros’ interests were closer aligned with that of the nobility. As such, when the convoy approached the edge of town, it was Hinoka’s suggestion to make camp outside, hold until dawn’s light to approach the issues.

“I’m sorry, but I forgot your name. I know you told me back at the Monastery, but after all the travelling, it slipped my mind. I’m Hinoka, in case you forgot - not that I’d hold it against you.”

A soft smile spread towards her coworker, another teacher and prince of another land -  Ylisse, she recalled him saying. Funny how she could remember the name of his land, yet not that of the man who reached out himself.

“I haven’t been here that long, so I’m more than a bit surprised that I was wanted for this mission. I guess it makes sense, but throwing a foreign ruler into civil affairs feels like walking a tightrope! How’d you get tangled up in this yourself-”

A somber silence fell over the Hoshidan Queen, sentence abruptly cut off at the snap of a branch, just outside the light of the flames. Embers flicker and dance, scarlet eyes scan the darkness, and, without warning, her steel lance has found its way to the queen’s hands, quickly wrought into a defensive stance as a hatchet swings down from the dark, tired, circled eyes behind its wielder filled with a determined rage. 

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[timescursedmark]

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Owain had been nervous waiting for his talk with Inigo in the greenhouse a few days ago, but that was absolutely nothing compared to how completely miserable he felt right now. He knew why, of course... opening up to Inigo was one thing, since they’d already been leaning on each other for some time, now, but opening up to Cynthia... Owain let out a short, frustrated breath. He’d really let her down, hadn’t he? The one time he’d tried to reach out, it hadn’t gone anywhere, and he hadn’t done much of anything with her since. He wasn’t really sure if he’d manage anything of note here, and there was a pit in his stomach that felt like it was yawning wider and darker by the minute.

Also, it was REALLY COLD OUT HERE, standing on a frozen pond in the middle of the winter, so that didn’t help either.

The frozen pond in question, of course, was the excuse that Owain had used to bring Cynthia over to talk with him, via a mysterious (but signed) note much like the one he’d used for Inigo and the greenhouses. It was a teamwork-based mission, and nobody in their right mind would be standing out in this cold environment, ESPECIALLY on the lake, unless they had the task that Owain and Cynthia were now performing, right? (Actually, standing here, Owain was now not all that sure that anyone doing this was in their right mind, either). They could talk undisturbed! Well, uh, maybe shout across the pond at each other undisturbed, given the way that the monks had told Owain that this was supposed to go... he kind of hadn’t thought this out that far.

He didn’t have time to reflect much further, though, as he saw Cynthia coming right over there. He froze for a moment, opened his mouth, then looked away for just a moment and decided to wait for her to get closer, before: “What ho, Cynthia! I, uh... I see you have answered this summons to an important mission of the Justice Cabal!” Damn it, this all sounded wrong to Owain as it came out of his mouth, but nothing better came to mind no matter how hard he tried to think of something. “I, uh...” he floundered for a moment, “The ice on this pond is a formidable opponent, and just one pair of hands will never overcome its evil!”

[keyofjetwolf]

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Hello! Thank you for joining me! We watched the remaining few episodes of She-Ra last night! I hated them! Yaaay!

What did I hate? OH HO HO MANY THINGS FRIENDS MANY THINGS. It’s not just stuff from the final couple of episodes either, I want to clarify. It’s the entire final season, settling on last few episodes like the freshly fallen snow on your front lawn that some frat boys decide to pee their names into. By the time we’d gotten to these last episodes, there was really nothing left for me but confirmation of all the shit I’d come to hate. SO THANKS I GUESS FOR PROVING ME RIGHT

Which isn’t to say there was nothing to enjoy in the final episodes! There was!

5. She-Ra’s Triceps. GET BUFF GIRL. I LOVE how Adora and She-Ra look similar, but very much not identical. Adora’s no slouch when it comes to physical stuff, but they go the extra mile to show us how She-Ra is that much more. HOW RARELY DO YOU GET TO SEE A WOMAN WITH MUSCLES. I’ve been nothing but impressed by the ways the show drew the line between Adora and She-Ra, and however I felt about its handling of other elements, it didn’t let me down here.

4. Sometimes A Family Is A Twink, A Lizard, And Their Imp Baby. I don’t have further commentary on this, and I need none.

3. Welcome Home, Daddy. THIS WAS SO SPECTACULAR. Glimmer had, I would argue, the most realized arc in the story. It was so gratifying to see this as a culmination, not just of her own struggle with her magical power and ability to harness it, but her willingness to do what needs doing, however personally difficult. That was a stumbling point Angelica could never overcome, continually trying to micromanage and protect Glimmer rather than trusting her and recognizing her for the asset she was. Also though, more succinctly: YESSSS BITCH

2. A Shanty! THIS WHOLE SCENE WAS PERFECT NO NOTES. Just the right blend of silly and sincere, a genuine delight as even brainwashed Mermista had had enough of Sea Hawk’s shit, AND so much more clever than it seemed at first glance. THIS IS THE ONLY VALID HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP IN SHE-RA I AM NOT TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME

1. Shadow Weaver. SHADOW FUCKING WEAVER. What a complicated, fascinating character, bar none the most interesting in the entire series. I do think they pulled their punch right at the very end with her, but I AM capable of remembering I’m watching a kid’s show, so I can only get so disappointed about it. Mostly, she remained a beautifully morally complex character, and she was one of my greatest personal delights from beginning to end*.

(*) Boy did this show have one single solution for mommy issues though.

THAT WAS ABOUT IT. So let’s get to why we’re all really here, and that is MY SCREAMING OH MY GOD WHERE DO I BEGIN

Nah, I know exactly where to begin.

GLIMMER AND BO JESUS MCTRISKET I AM GOING TO EXPLODE AND SHOWER THE UNIVERSE IN THE SHRAPNEL OF MY HATE

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

WHERE DID IT COME FROM

HOW CAN I SHOVE IT BACK IN THE HATEFUL SPEWHOLE THAT SIRED THIS BULLSHIT

WHY WHY IS THIS HERE WHY IS THIS IN MY FACE WHERE MY EYES HAVE TO SEE IT FUCK ME SIDEWAYS THIS IS THE MOST UNNECESSARY SHOEHORNED IN HET ROMANCE FUCK A DOODLE NONSENSE I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO BEAR WITNESS WHAT IS IT DOING IN THIS OTHERWISE EXPONENTIALLY GAY CARTOON

WERE YOU PANDERING TO THE STRAIGHTS

WHY ARE YOU PANDERING TO THE STRAIGHTS I ASSURE YOU WE ARE COVERED BOTH HISTORICALLY AND FICTIONALLY

ALSO NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED HETEROSEXUAL PERFECTION

NO MERMISTA NO WE ARE NOT ALL JUST LIKE OKAY WITH THIS

Oh my FUCKSTICKS, I could’ve rolled with so much more that angers/disappoints me about She-Ra’s ending if every single thing I feared about this hadn’t proved true.

AND. IT. WAS. SO. UNNECESSARY.

What exactly did pairing off Glimmer and Bo do for the story? For their characters? THIS IS THE PART THAT’S STABBING ME IN THE DELICATE WEBBING OF MY TOES. Because -- COME WITH ME A MOMENT SWEET ANGELS -- because I was under the impression that, oohhhh, I dunno, FRIENDSHIP WAS A HUGE FUCKING IMPORTANT PART OF THIS PASTEL HELLSCAPE

Is it, She-Ra? IS IT REALLY???? When not one but BOTH of your childhood friendship pairings end in romance? When you close out your five seasons with romantic relationships so painfully and specifically sown across the character landscape like an overzealous gardener turned loose on the world?

You know what you have at the end? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

THIS ISN’T A BEST FRIENDS SQUAD IT’S A DOUBLE DATE THAT NEVER MERCIFULLY ENDS

And again I ask, Why?? What was it about Glimmer and Bo’s relationship that needed them to become romantic? What was LACKING that this was the solution?

THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME LOSE MY GODDAMN SHITTING MIND I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS INSIPID MYOPIC TRASHBAG OF A CONCEPT

I believed She-Ra’s entire premise about friendship, I believed it wholeheartedly, and I’m so PISSED that at the close of day, narratively, it swept it all the bin. AND YES, YES IT DID, otherwise, WHY IS IT THERE. It serves no story-based need, it serves no character-based need, it has no NEED at all. So is it meant to be a “reward” to Bo and Glimmer for winning the war, as if their lifelong friendship were not reward enough? Is it meant to show they’ve walked through the flames and emerged with stronger, deeper bonds, because of course a relationship can only go SO deep without fucking. There’s no avenue to Romantic Relationship that doesn’t simultaneously point to something lacking in Platonic Relationship, AND I AM FURY PERSONIFIED

I am so tired of this. I’m SO TIRED of this.

And it didn’t need to be there. They didn’t even TRY to give us a good reason. That may be the part that makes me the angriest. Of COURSE they hook up romantically, of COURSE their platonic love would grow into “more”.

Fuck YOU, She-Ra. I thought you were better than that. YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO BETTER THAN THAT

THEN THERE WAS CATRA

I get it, I guess. I mean, I think it’s shittily written, but I GUESS. Honestly, end of day, I just don’t care about Catra enough to really get too angry about it, particularly when as I’m so fucking incendiary over something much more important to me. But it’s also the show’s greatest creative failure, and even if I HADN’T gotten angrier at other choices, it would’ve still cut its own legs out from under it.

Catra’s “redemption” was weak and sad and did a disservice to her and everyone involved. She started self-centered and shitty, and she ended just as self-centered and shitty, only we’re fine with that now. She learned nothing and changed nothing, but also nobody ever demanded it of her, so I can only lay so much at the character’s feet. The problem is ultimately creative, where I think Noelle Stevenson got lost in her own love of the character, and somewhere along the way forgot that if you take them out that far, you have to be willing to walk them the long road back. Compare to poor Glimmer, for fuck’s sake, whose greatest sin was being desperate enough to be manipulated by the character whose entire fucking DEAL is being THE manipulator. How much shit did she get for that? How long was she punished? Meanwhile Catra becomes THE Big Bad for a while, nearly unravels all of reality in a fit of supreme lesbian angst and self-pity, directly leads to the death of the planet’s ruling monarch who also happens to be GLITTER’S MUM and DIRECT FRIEND TO THE SHOW’S HEROES, but that’s fine, you did one sorta good thing one time and even though it was also wrapped in a thick film of self-pity and a final fuck-you at Adora, all is forgiven!

Speaking of, Adora suffers just as much from stunted growth. From the beginning, her thing was control, unable to free herself from the responsibility of everything and everyone. What did we have at the end? Adora as the only one who could save everything and everyone. Yeah, they kept asking what it was SHE wanted, BUT THEN SHE NEVER ACTUALLY GOT TO CHOOSE. NOT activating the failsafe wasn’t an option for her, and while she wound up not having to die to do it, even that wasn’t her choice in the end, it was Catra’s. (Don’t even get me started on her nth hour “You love me?” fuckery when it wasn’t once for one single second shown to be a question of such life-turning importance.)

All of which could be interesting! That Catra and Adora went through all this, came so far to wind up right where they started? AWESOME. LOVE IT. FUND IT. But really all that happens is nobody minds now that Catra’s a self-involved little shit and tee-hee another Best Friends Squad Mission being bullrushed by Adora within five minutes of ending the last one isn’t that funny?

I can’t even dig much enjoyment out of Adora and Catra as a trope subversion (if one of them was a male, their romantic involvement wouldn’t have even been a QUESTION), because the show lost its fucking mind with romantically pairing everybody off in the final five minutes. WHICH BRINGS ME RIGHT BACK TO MY PREVIOUS SCREAMING SO I’LL STOP THERE.

There was other stuff, of course. I think it was a TERRIBLE decision to spend the last season with the focus split between the two groups of rebels, and writing half the cast into brainwashing. I think the Nettossa and Spinnerella stuff was wasted and lacked any punch at all because the show for some reason or another couldn’t be bothered to let us spend any time with them to care. The waste of Scorpia and Mermista especially (to people named Jet Wolf who are me) was fucking CRIMINAL. Speaking of Scorpia, wouldn’t her showdown with Bo have been so much more poignant if they’d had really any kind of interaction before that moment to build from? (Sure, it’s Scorpia, so if you’re going to sell the lack of context with anyone it’s her, BUT ALSO.) Hey, remember Huntara? No? NEITHER DID THE SHOW.

All my details aside though, MY MANY MANY MANY DETAILS, what kills/rages me most about She-Ra was how so much potential from the first four seasons was just flushed away. Whether it was the creative team shooting itself in the foot or corporate pressure and rushing from Netflix, I don’t know. I don’t CARE. This is the show I was given, so this is the show I have, and that kind of fall after that kind of potential doesn’t just irritate me, it makes me SAD. I wouldn’t be this disappointed if I didn’t think it could have been -- WAS -- so much more.

Time will tell if I can separate out the final season from how much I loved those that came before it. I like to hope so, because I did love it intensely and loved whenever I got the chance to really dig in and talk about it.

WHATEVER ELSE I SUPPOSE I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THIS

Again please remember that I am not at present looking to argue or debate my feelings and opinions. I get to just be angry and disappointed, as a treat!

[savnofilter]

I think you're hilarious in such a good way and Im new to Tumblr. Your work is amzing and i was wondering if you have any bnha blog recommendations or must read fics?

WARNING! this gets long as SHIT. so im sorry. im on mobile so liek,, also there are shit ton of amazing writers on here but my memory has been terrible as of recently, so sorry about that. all the people mentioned have really good fics so going through their masterlist is the bes option i have on here for you!! also sorry this was so late, i did a lot of username checking and now finally got the balls to post this with their @s cnuidwneovn- also!! be mindful because i was iffy in tagging some because i wasnt too sure if they wrote for bnha anymore. so w/o further adieu!!!now for my fave ao3 fics (with no ranking)~

His Tryanny by goodboysensei (tumblr; @tobobio)

au: fantasy

summary: “Deep in a land just like in the fairy tales, lives 4 different kingdoms. But when a hot headed king of one kingdom wants to take over, he seeks for more power. A girl locked away in a tower for her entire life because of her forbidden power, finds a new life when an ash blonde male comes flying through her window. How will their life play out?”

my thoughts: FUCKINGT AMAZING BOOK LIKE I FUCKING STAN. TT its so fucking good! the angst, the tension, angry bloody bakugo?! fucking check! amazing book!! 12/10 will always recommend. mc will say “million reasons” i be like “his tyranny tho, 👀” (and other books but we have to appreciate my highness rq).

completed: yis!

My Angel by goodboysensei (tumblr; @tobobio)

au: greek mythology

summary: “The infamous fallen angel, serving under Hades (AFO), Bakugou Katsuki, was known for constantly wreaking havoc within heaven. Defying against God and other deities, he was blacklisted from Heaven. (l/n) (y/n) being an elite archangel under Athena (Miruko), is set on a mission to rid of Bakugou Katsuki but takes a 180 when you sudden began developing feelings for the crooked angel during the confrontation – him reciprocating the feelings. Though relationships between a worker of God and a demon was the greatest sin, and faced consequences to those who are caught. ~ Having to sneak around and hide your relationship with the fallen angel how would an archangel keep her status under God while simultaneously keeping an accursed romantic affair.(sorry i suck at summaries lmao)”

my thoughts: you know, i just have a craving to live a life in greekish-mythologyish and reading lore of olympus makes it partly redeemed. but this takes the cake. LIKE?! oh my fucking god! absoluetely love and im still reading it cause im slow asf but its so good so far! and she doesnt at all, the summaries are what got me interested!!

completed: neh~

I’m Broken Too (Shigaraki x Reader x Dabi) by Kikyo851 (quotev; kikyo851/tumblr; @heroes-among-us-all)

au: canon

summary: “What’s a girl to do when she can’t quite make it as a hero? Become a villain, of course.”

my thoughts: okay so youre thinking, “that summary is short asf” but godtdamn the book is motherfucking good dawg. lieke,,, this absolutely fueled my villain spark way back whenever. (you can gladly thank this book and all the dabi fics from @lord-explosion-baku, who also has a book called “thorns” which is also on ao3. i havent read it because im not into that au but it has many good reviews!!)

completed: neh~

Million Reasons by Chub_Rye (other socials; not listed)

au: future canon (?)

summary: “This is not a happy story, you really wished it was but how can it be when your marriage is falling apart. You truly love your husband, the thing is…he doesn’t seem to feel the same anymore ((Trigger warning: this is a very emotional heavy story, you have been warned.)) Inspiration: Million Reasons by Lady Gaga”

my thoughts: 

*if i had the time i would edit to: “im fucking sobbing fam”* because this shit hurtedt. like, HURTEDT. this book, this very book is the reason why fucking katsuki fucking bakugo slapped down the damn rankings on my list. didnt fucking like him for like two weeks, just thinking about him made me mad as FUCK. but its written so good i cant be mad?! i… okay moving on before i start crying and listing reasons why katsuki needs to CHOKE in this damn book. also if you dislike deku then this story will change. you.

completed: neh~

Muted by HecateSG (other socials; not listed)

au: canon

summary: “A collection of short one-shot stories where the reader has lost the ability to speak due to an incident that ranges from accident, to intentional, which now leaves you in the care of at least one of this dashing and intrepid cast of characters. There will be a variety of scenario’s explored and kinks touched upon for all you curious depraved little ones. ~ The only thing these all have in common is that the Reader will remain almost exclusively quiet the entire time ~ The tags will be updated as more chapters are released.”

my thoughts: this is a one-shot book (no cohesive storyline unless chosen) but its so good. so good. i thought shigaraki, dabi and all might in one book was interesting but never the less, super good! i never was interested in the mute concept but its written good? (but thinking about it all the other mute!reader fics are good but they wont nsfw so it didnt interest me-) furthermore, its so good. so pure. so hot. 11/10 would recommend.

completed: neh~

Nightclub AU by sour_pink29 (tumblr; @heros-amoung-us)

au: well… nightclub

summary: “U.A. is the most prestigious and well known nightclub in the world. It takes a high price and a creditable reputation to attend the club, but only because it makes your wildest dreams and fantasies come true. The workers are the best of the best: the 1A class; with the sexiest dancers, flirtatious waitresses and waiters, master bartenders, and high class security. It’s truly no wonder why the rich and famous travel from all corners of the world to have one special night at U.A. ~ As a waitress at the club, you were used to dealing with rich, handsome, high maintenance bachelors. But when 6 mysterious men enter the club and your life, you feel something different spark between you and them as they turn your life on it’s head. For better or for worse… ~ AU where you and the 1A class (and some other characters) are workers at the club. Kaminari, Kirishima, Katsuki, Shoto, Tetsu, Izuku, and Sero are all competing for your attention. ~ WILL INCLUDE NSFW IN SOME CHAPTERS ;)”

my thoughts: THGIS BOOK FUCKIN SLAPS. HANDS DOWN WOULD TOOT MY ASS UP FOR THIS! (thought about dropping my studies and just fucking doing stripper work-) like wow… its a good book and the writer was prob one of the first wirters i followed on here?! (thats if tumblr didnt fucking remove my damn following like it usually does. ._.) enough about that, its really good. i think about it often.

completed: neh~

Plus Ultra! One-shots and Requests by MistressPikachu (FinalVolition) [tumblr; @adelheidvonschicksal]

au: varies

summary: “A place to store all my smaller drabbles for BNHA. NSFW and SFW requests CLOSED!”

my thoughts: um so she write for *everything* but not like everything, everything. so sometimes it be like a red flag so make sure you are reading it carefully on the story you click on! personally, since theyre a good asf writer i usually dip my toe in all of them but sometimes i just cant but the ones i can, i read over and over and over again. worth a million reads tbh. 12/10 would recommend if youre nasty like that (and i KNOW you guys are).

completed: neh~

slutty one shots by cherrykwrites (tumblr; @cherrykwrites)

au: varies

summary: “Collection of some slutty short scenarios. Mostly Bakugo, could include other characters too. ~ Everything will be NSFW in this collection. ~ Themes like non con, underage, alcohol, bdsm, daddy kinks, ect could occur in these writings. ~ These are purely works of fiction and do not reflect reality, I do NOT condone any of the immoral actions written in these.”

my thoughts: so of course i could not leave the og, the real home slice, cherry-mother-k-fuckin-writes- CAN WE CLAP FOR THE QUEEN? so essentially, her shit is good asf. you should read it cause its good asf. shes not around that much but she def is really good! (also has my thinking about writing some tattoo artist!bakugo these days, or even a series for my husbandos…). never thought about sandwhiched between kirishima and bakugo until i came across her fics~

completed: neh~

Euphoria - NSFW Series by NekokoaFanfiction (tumblr; @nekokoafanfictions)

au: varies

summary: “Just a bunch of BNHA characters involved in several different kinks with you. ~ Summary of first chapter: ~ “Katsuki…”That mewl you made was hard to hear but somehow it reached Midoriya’s ears and he gulped as he saw said man standing up from the ground in front of you. A smirk as wide as it can be with his tongue brushing the corners of his mouth as if he just finished eating the best meal of his life.————————- Basically, Midoriya is in for a emotional ride lol”

my thoughts: they are such a good writer. another one-shots book but they will appear once again on the list but this book is just beautiful. and im a perv. so. have fun.

comepleted: neh~

⚠️okay so this is a series of fics from one writer, but instead of making a shit ton on the list (because if this isnt long already) its by the user QuillMind (tumblr; @quillmind) here are some of my faves:⚠️

Incendiary ~ a/b/o, “Mating season has come yet again. Bakugou has even more trouble controlling it than in previous years… and it’s all your fault.”

Mating Hunt ~ a/b/o, “You and Bakugou have been together for some time. Though you both know you only want each other, your bond won’t truly be permanent and known to all until he claims you during mating season. And as impatient as Bakugou is, as an Alpha, he loves a good chase. You decide to give him one.”

Story Time - A Reader x BNHA Multific by WhenSarahSmiles (tumblr; @makethiscanon)

au: fairytale/storybook/canon-ish

summary: “Whilst fighting a powerful villain, you find yourself sucked into the world their quirk created with no memories of your old life. Yet, the men you meet along the way have a familiar feel to them. Perhaps they can help you unlock your memories? ~ A Hero Academia/Fairy Tale mash up, there’s plenty of chaos to follow even if you think you know the classic stories well. ~ [Warning: Explicit Content from chapter 3 onwards] ~ [I will warn you which chapter features the non-con]] ~ “

-> Story one: Little Red Riding Hood (Katsuki Bakugou x Reader)-> Story two: The Little Mermaid (Shouto Todoroki x Reader)-> Story three: Jack and the Beanstalk (Eijirou Kirishima x Reader)-> Story four: The Three Little Pigs (Denki Kaminari x Reader)-> Story five: Sleeping Beauty (Shouto Todoroki x Reader x Katsuki Bakugou)-> Story six: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (Midoriya, Tokoyami, Sero, Monoma, Ojiro, Shinsou x Reader)

my thoughts: bitch i have no thoughts. i only have THOTS. this is a masterpiece, like ive been lacking, the one im on rn is the kirishima one and it worth the read, and i bet the ones after that have been just as amazing! amazing work 11/10 would recommend.

completed: neh~

Wolves Among Us (Mini Series) by NekokoaFanfiction (tumblr; @nekokoafanfictions)

au: fantasy

summary: “Something about watching him lick your chilled skin was stirring something within you. Your legs started to shiver, but not of the cold that surrounded your slightly exposed body but of a feeling blossoming in the inner regions of your lower stomach. You were getting lost in the rhythm of his pants, wandering in the hazy want of his intense eyes. Your breath began to tremble, and you tried to squeeze your legs together to withstand the odd sensation growing, but he held your leg still and showed no signs of letting go. You were suddenly aware of his hand on your lower thigh, and you noticed that it was the first time a man’s hand had touched there. ~ You were a flower that had yet to bloom in the late of spring. Pure, untouched and suddenly, bombarded with desires. You never shivered in the way a man could make you, and curiosity—maybe naivety, was keeping you from your fear of the beast. —————– Basically, you fall in love with a rude wolf man. ~ Mini series!! Werewolf!Bakugo x Human!Reader, Fantasy AU ~ Inspired by The Company of Wolves by Angela Carter”

my thoughts: i ride this books ASS for updates. my favourite bakugo au’s are fantasy (wit da dragoons) and were!katsuki (haluween). i fucking love it, i love their works. theyre busy with school (like i should be but scholars are all different-) trust me its so good. it has that good spice that make fill my heart with sexy uwuwuwuwuwuwuwus. love it.

completed: neh~

Katsuki Bakugo Scenario Collection by Hvalross (tumblr; @cutesuki–bakugou)

au: varies

summary: “A collection of oneshots and scenarios I’ve done for Bakugou, both personal works and requests on my blog Cutesuki-Bakugou. ~ Please note that the rating of each story will be in the notes of the chapter. Stories range from TEEN to EXPLICIT.”

my thoughts: oh my god. i reread this one chap over and over and over and over and over and over- and over again. the stories range from cute to just good smut and its so good. so beautifully written. and i cant help but just appreciate it. love it sm. (also sorry if i tagged the wrong tumblr im confsued as to which one you use ahaha)

completed: neh~

Wish the World Away by hoshigalaxy (other socials; not listed)

au: canon

summary: “bakugou katsuki is the number one hero. but with this title comes a huge target on his back. sometimes it’s better to stay single when you’re a pro hero. there could be accidents. ~ but that’s three years in the past now and bakugou is slowly moving on from what’s happened. that is until he runs into his mysterious new neighbour and things get complicated again.”

my thoughts: ;-; this one hits different. almost like a million reasons type of different. i dont want to spoil it but godt damn man. there is so much to be uncovered but it really hasnt been updated. (cri) its a beautiful book tho. fingers crossed for when it updates next.

completed: neh :

Up in Smoke. (Soulmate AU) by Grapelimeade (tumblr; @gojirabbit)

au: well,, soulmate

summary: “Bakugou doesn’t want a fucking soulmate.”

my thoughts: may i say…it is such a stark contrast to Million Reasons. it is so fucking captivating i will not shit you. this book, is amazing. im just saying, that midoriya scene tho,, 👀 that kirishima friendship,, 💪🏽 its so good…? got me panting for the next chap (and no not like that weirdos but there is nsfw because when tf do you catch me reading a fic without nsfw…?) but i recommend. mc: million reasons tho me: up in smoke tho-

completed: neh~

Vermilion by Morgana_Ren (tumblr; @morgana-ren)

au: canon

summary: “Tomura Shigaraki had a goal. It started out simple enough. Kill All Might, and watch the society that revered heroes above all else crumble to dust alongside their idol. However, what originally starts off as a chance encounter with a UA student during the battle of USJ sends him reeling down the crooked path of obsession.”

my thoughts: its just…? my shigaraki thirst was sparked from this very story. it good, supplies my shifty hands needs and it suffices the boiling lust in my clit. wish we’d see more cause i love it already and it blends the story line well. love it. 11/10

completed: neh~

words hurt [Bakugo Katsuki x Reader] by QueenExplosionMurder (tumblr; @strawberryandspiceandchocolate)

au: canon

summary: “*more tags to be added* ~ when Bakugo Katsuki friendzones the reader, their friendship takes a nose dive off of the face of the earth and he doesn’t hear from her for a while. that is until she is suddenly thrown back into his life, quite literally actually…”

my thoughts: well you think i can go a post without tagging my president? youre fucking wrong. i have actually posted my own prev of her book which you can find here. i am just astonished at well the mood is (because tb when all i would talk about is mood) because mood is just good. it doesnt seem cliche to me. cant wait until the next update.

completed: neh~

You and Yamada by Jo_Rutherford_Lee (other socials; not listed)

au: varies

summary: “Just a few short Present Mic/Reader PWPs I needed to get out of my head.”

my thoughts:

i love this book. couldnt find the yamada book i was looking for but i would be lying if this doesnt revive my yamada love every once in awhile. (jk i found the book but this one is really cute and a quick read!!)

completed: yis

Singed Rose Petals: (Alpha) Dabi x (Omega) Reader by Smutsy (other socials; not listed)

au: a/b/o

summary: ““The villains were always ugly in books and movies. Necessarily so, it seemed. Because if they were attractive - if their looks matched their charm and their cunning - they wouldn’t only be dangerous. They would be irresistible.” - Nenia Campbell”

my thoughts: ohhhh because you guys thought that i’d go through a post without mentioning dabi? LOL so,, this book has brought many many many happy coochie tingles to me. i would murder to be dabi’s omega. and DAS on baby. never was really interested in a/b/o stuff till i read this. love it so much 11/10.

completed: yis

special mentions:

BNHA Brothel by orphan_account [multiple, unfinished]

Hero Killer’s Charge by VulcanCaptain [stain x reader, unfinished]

Mouth Moods by Koalolive (twitter; renlup) [present mic, unfinished]

and god please dont fucking roast me i had a hawks faze. Birb Office for Birbs by insanityrunsinthe_family

[freedomarrow]

Sometimes You Just Need to Cancel a Stinky Liar || Leonardo & Cynthia

@cynthero​

Leonardo tilts his head as a flier hanging on a wall he passes by catches his attention.

...

Well. First off, “a person of knowledge and spite” is... quite a term to use to describe oneself. Leonardo knows nothing of whoever left that notice, but the archer feels a small hint of respect for them just from that alone. Why? He honestly is not entirely sure. He just thinks it takes some guts to write something this honest about oneself and leave it in the open for everyone to read.

Second, he winces at the thought of some fraud celebrity visiting Garreg Mach and, presumably, attempting to gain money and even more fame off of the work of other people. Naturally this is nowhere near as serious a situation as the experiences he and his homeland have in this regard, but Leonardo still cannot help but feel in a similar way towards this person as he would towards a Begnion Occupational Army soldier.

To be precise, he would like to stick an arrow in her foot.

... Too bad Edward is not here. If he were, the two of them would probably get on that together immediately. Unfortunately, with the swordsman usually being the catalyst that sparked the two of them into action and shenanigans, Leonardo is just... kind of stuck merely thinking about it. The whole arrow in foot thought is nice, but... he does not have enough courage and fire in his mind to arrange that on his own.

It is then that, in a corner of his eye, he notices someone pass by him; he turns and sees a (presumably) teenage girl; roughly his height, dusty brown hair tied into pigtails, her steps quick and decisive. She stops for a moment, glancing at the flier, and possibly at him? And in her hands, Leonardo sees some papers and catches “Franzi Pans” and “fraudulent” scribbled on at least one of them.

... So, there is some sort of investigation going on among the students? Interesting.