#¦ 🕶️ ‛ yeah that’s a no. / ic.

[confiaenanaa]

OOOOOO ANOTHER M&M WRITER?????

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!! ANYWAY, I'M JUST HERE TO SAY MY THANKS CUZ I'M GLAD SOMEONE ELSE IS WILLING TO WRITE FOR EMINEM 👀, back to my real intention (hehe), may i request (if you're open, if not you can discard this request) an f!reader with 90's marshall an age-gap around 1-2 or no age-gap, your choice, and the reader was just having an amazingly bad day, while her boyfriend just ruins it even more for her. after their biggest ever argument, reader just ends up wanting to break up with him, in which he agreed and she just stormed off somewhere private and dark but calm for her to listen to music and cry, but then there's marshall spotting her in the corner all by herself. and him, as her best friend, of course wouldn't let the little lady be alone. n then she just kind of started aggresive at first, but moves on to give up and cry while cuddling marshall after a bit more of interacting with the silly blonde guy. he always have great advices for cases involving love, especially for reader, but when it comes to him actually falling for reader? now that's a special case. he'd sometimes give an obvious advice that led to giving hint that he wants reader be with him. (ex: "maybe u can date someone blonde hotter than him." something like that) YOU GET ME YOU GET ME????????? SPECIAL SONG INSPIRATIONAL: TREAT YOU BETTER 🔥🔥🔥🕶️🕶️ ANYWAY, THAT'S ALL OF MY PROMPT, THE REST IS UP TO U, EITHER ENDS UP WITH SMUT OR FLUFFFF 🤭

eminem - friends to lovers

fem!y/n x Marshall Mathers

masterlist

synopsis: Y/N and Marshall are best friends. Y/N goes through a rough breakup; and her best friend is there to help her.

warnings: cursing, smoking

A/N: first request! I hope you like it. if there's any feedback you have let me know!

Y/N pulled into her driveway, sighing after a long day's work. She’d had a terrible day, truly one of her worst. She’d requested a raise from her boss, which she was denied; later, she spilled coffee all over herself and her car on her lunch break. She’d botched her presentation and possibly lost the deal of a lifetime. Her coworkers seemed to be extra annoying, and most of all, her boyfriend, Jack, couldn’t let her relax for one day. She’d received the seventh passive aggressive text from him just as she was turning the key to her front door. 

“Why haven’t you gone for groceries yet? I thought you were going to get me my favorite sour candies.“ 

At this point in her day, she just needed some peace. Maybe a facemask, some ice cream, and a movie. However, just as she’s setting her bag down on her desk, she hears an irritated sigh behind her. She turns to look at him, displeased as ever. 

-Why are you being so bitchy today? All I asked for were my sour candies.

She felt a surge of rage through her body. How dare he call her that? 

-Bitchy? What the hell is wrong with you? I’ve clearly had a rough day, so can you just lay off my ass and let me relax for a bit?

-Why the hell do you need to relax?! All you do is bitch about your job and sit on your ass all day doing nothing and making jack shit!

He’d begun to scream in her face. At this rate, it’d take only one more syllable out of his mouth to make her go catatonic. 

-At least I have a job! And I’m not just some squatter mooching off his girlfriend and sucking the life out of her! 

She knew she’d struck a nerve. He’d recently lost his job—one that he’d really loved. She saw his face contort from rage to hurt to a mix of both.

-Is that how you really feel? Fine! Then I’ll go and suck the life out of someone else since I’m such an inconvenience to your life!

-Yeah! You should! Get the hell out, Jack! And take your shit with you!

He’d looked a bit shocked. By the end of the night, he’d been packed up and moved out. Y/N sat down on her couch and popped open a bottle of vodka. She decided to text her best friend in search of some comfort. He’d texted back almost immediately. 

“I’m sorry to hear that you guys broke up. If you want, I can come over and bring your favorite chocolates and stuff.”

She’d smiled at the message. She told him to come over as quickly as possible. When she put her phone down, the feeling of grief hit her like a truck. It washed over her, covering her from head to toe. She felt the tears flow down her cheeks freely. She suddenly wanted to sink into the couch and not come back out. She didn’t regret her decision, but she’d certainly mourn the loss of a loving figure in her life. 

Just as she began to allow her thoughts to wander, she heard a knock at her front door. She opened it and saw her bleach-blonde best friend. He had a wide grin on his face as he held up the Walmart bag full of snacks and skincare. They were watching a movie, a random one; at least, to Y/N. She couldn’t pay attention; she was too busy thinking about her breakup and the thousand other things overwhelming her at the moment. She’d excused herself, telling him she was going to the bathroom. Instead, she decided to go to her spot. In her backyard, there was a small hill. On the other end, there was a pond with ducks and trees, and she always had it to herself. She sat down near the pond, pulling a cigarette out of her pocket. She lit it and inhaled. 

Just as she was about to light her second cigarette, she heard footsteps behind her.

-Hey.

-Hi.

-You feelin’ okay?

He asked as he took the cigarette out of her hands and hit some himself.

-Kind of. I just don’t really know what I’m feeling. I’m not regretting it, but I’m sad.

-I get it. But the best way to get over things is to move on. Don’t keep thinkin’ about that shit, or you’ll get caught up in it and things’ll get worse.

She realized he’d been right (like always). He looked up at her with hopeful eyes.

-Let’s go back inside and just chill, yeah?

-Alright.

She laid down in her bed, Marshall quickly following suit. She looked around her room, beginning to think about the weight of what just happened. She felt the tears pricking her eyes again. Marshall felt her tremble and heard a sniffle, so he just held her close and whispered reassuring words to her as he stroked her hair. 

-Look, you don’t need a guy like that.

They both sit up.

-Oh, yeah? And what kind of guy do I need?

She asked, keeping up the silly banter their friendship always maintained.

-I don’t know—maybe a hot blonde guy that actually cares.

She giggled and hit him on the shoulder; she thought he was joking, until she looked him in the eye. She saw that he meant it. Y/N froze for a second; did she really want her best friend? Did he really want her? She didn’t really have time to answer since he’d already had his hands pulling the hair at the nape of her neck, pulling her in for a kiss...

[hecateisalesbian]

UNO REVERSE. GIMME ALL 50 OF 'EM.

For the wild card... what was your least favorite question out of all of these to answer?

 Do you have freckles?  i think? Yeah? Only like a few tho

 Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it?  hohoooo your gonna regret asking me this question >:3 For Tea I have a very specific tea brand I always buy and it’s the Arizona Green Tea Diet and then yknow occasional Peace Tea and on some occasions tea leaves. For Coffee when it’s at Starbucks I get one Grande size Vanilla Iced (Gay) Latte with 2 Splendas and almond milk! At home though I just brew up some coffee and put creamer and vanilla unsweetened almond milk with a 1:3 ratioish and a spoonful of Splenda.

What was the last song you listened to?  The entire Nimona album lol

Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side?  Back or Side because I rotate but never directly on the stomach

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?  Yes. The amount changes tho. But rn I have a stuffed animal called Rat Cat and then my dog 🐶

Do you prefer drawing or writing?  they equally suck

What’s your ideal number of blankets to sleep with?  i always always always have to sleep with a very specific blanket for my anxiety and that’s really all I need

What’s your favorite band/artist?  errrrr Lovejoy or Lemon Demon or Mother Mother?

When is your birthday? Not sharing that but my fake one is March 7th

How tall are you? Like 5’2”

What color are your eyes? Very dark brown (boring Ik)

Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? My Irl friends and my sister

Fears? Bugs, Spiders, T h e D a r k

What’s your favorite color? Purple obvs 💜

What’s your favorite season? Fall, because depending on where you are it’s so wonderful and the weather is perfect and everything is so pretty and also it’s SPOOKY SEASON 🎃

Want any tattoos? What of? Many. Idk how many but my basics are a sibling tattoo with my sister, a matching tattoo with my mom that I’ve already designed, a star, sun, and moon tattoo with my sister and my mom, a snake or two somewhere, some flowers maybe, a semicolon, etc

Want any piercings? Where? YES. Lots of places! I want to deck out my ears, probably get some nose piercings, lip piercings, eyebrow piercings, and then idk from there

Who is the last person you texted? My friend

Do you have a best friend? How long have you been friends? I used to but not anymore

What/who do you miss? My sister

How was your day today? Well I woke up like 2 minutes ago

How much sleep did you get last night? Idk man I just pass out whenever

Do you believe in aliens? Idk theirs probably smth else besides us on this dingy space rock

When was the last time you cried? Why? When I sneezed 6 times in a row a minute ago

What’s your favorite decade? Hmmmmm. Idk. Early 2000’s maybe, 60’s-80’s seem cool

What are some seemingly childish things you like? Stuffed animals, ‘kids’ shows, wanting to play on swing sets

What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times? Uhhh Idk if this is my favorite but I really really like the book series called Strange The Dreamer!

How are you, really? Idk

Does it take you a long time to make decisions? I’m extremely indecisive

What are you looking forward to in the near future? Doing some musicals/plays, Halloween, seeing my sister again, going to a con

What are you looking forward to in the distant future? Moving lol, hopefully finding a partner

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go? My home state Colorado

Do you sleep with your door open or closed? Who- who sleeps with it open? Ew. Closed.

What’s your favorite flower? I don’t have one 🤷🏼‍♀️

Do you currently have a squish?  😎 🤏🤨🕶️🤏 a what. Okay after a quick google search this looks like a QPR. I used to but not rn

Do you like your middle name? I love it! It holds a lot of meaning to it and it’s actually the name I choose after realizing I’m trans (and also I generally hated my first name)

Do you prefer dogs or cats? Im allergic to cats so I have to say dogs but I love cats. But snakes are number one 🐍

Do you have any phobias? Arachnophobia

Do you stay up late? Well let’s just say im daggers friend from two days ago

Do you like the beach? Do you prefer it sunny or cloudy? Hate the beach. Clouds all the way. Mountains are THE BEST

What’s your favorite cartoon? The Owl House 🦉

Tag 5 of your favorite blogs @bloodied-dagger @el-fandom-birb @haystarlight@imhumanguysiswear@stars-and-birds@threegoblinart@childlikegoblinqueen@artkittycatty@tardismama@fandomsandflyingstingrays@rosy-tickles@ALL OF MY MUTUALS

Do you have siblings? How many? Uh I have two blood related sisters, two step brothers, and one brother in law

Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? My dog probably. Other than that my mom

Is there anyone you would die for? My sister, my dog, my friends, my parents

What do you need when you’re sad? Happiness lol. Naw in all seriousness my dog

Have you memorized your phone number? If you haven’t I hope you like dying

Who’s someone you can trust with your life? My sister 

What does your last text say? “Oh”

My least favorite question was all of them because I woke up 6 minutes ago why am I doing this

[secondwlnd]

@dervisionar​  said:    ❛  you’re  the  one  that’s  always  telling  me  I  need  to  get  out  more.  ❜

                                    ❝  yeah,  ‘cause  you’re  always  doing  nerd  stuff.  ❞   steve’s  head  pops  up  from  where  he’d  been  sprawled  on  the  grass.  totally  bored,  until  just  now.  steve  squints  at  him  for  a  moment;   ❝  …  no,  i  mean,  yeah  uh  —  that’s  great.  you  look,  uh,  ❞   he  makes  a  vague  gesture  at  felix’s  outfit  —  eventually  trailing  off  gracelessly  when  he  can’t  find  a  proper  descriptor.  fancy?  and  then,  jaw  drops  open  in  a  mildly  cartoonish  manner;   ❝ … wait  —    ❞

                                    ❝  —  mr.  richter,  are  you  going  on  a  date?  ❞   he  does  a  little  hop-skip  to  his  feet.  it  escaped  him  exactly  where  one  might  go  on  a  romantic  stroll  around  here,  but  hey.   ❝  oh.  wooow.  you’re  totally  going  on  a  date  dressed  like  my  high school  librarian.  ❞   he  pauses  a  beat,  with  a  low  whistle,   ❝  —  but  like,  a  cool  one,  i  mean.  some  people  are  totally  into  that.  ❞   

[secondwlnd]

@adrenlne​​  said:  ❛  I’m  sure  I  can  handle  whatever  it  is.  ❜  /  am  i  going  to  send  u  memes  days  after  the  fact  because  i  did  not  see  them  when  they  were  posted..............Well  Yes

                 ❝  hey,  whoa  —  can  we  just.  think  for  a  minute?  ❞   steve  catches  her  at  the  sleeve  before  she  can  evade  him   —  not  forcefully,  just  enough  to  get  her  attention  again.   ❝  i’m  serious,  take  it  easy.  you’re  not  handling  shit  like  this  and  you  know  it.  ❞   she  looks  beat,  which  was  not  a  total  shocker  to  him  —  since  she  never  seemed  like  she  took  a  break.  the  wound  she  stubbornly  pressed  on  with  was  evidence  enough  of  that.  steve  takes  one  look  at  it  and  feels  nauseous  all  over  again.  this  bullshit  wasn’t  getting  any  easier.

                 ❝    —  hey,  look,  i  don’t  doubt  that,  but.  you’re  like…  the  ‘a’  team,  you  know?  if  we  lose  you  right  now,  what’s  the  ‘b’  team  supposed  to  do?  we’re  toast.  ❞   he’s  trying  to  cheer  her  up,  and  he’s  not  sure  if  it’s  working.  he  makes  a  gesture  at  himself  to  indicate  —  me,  i’m  the  ‘b’-team.  you’re  lookin’  at  him.

                 steve  lets  go,  then.   ❝  i  get  that  you  have  this  whole  grizzled  veteran  thing  going  on  —  and  maybe  i  don’t  have  any  idea  what  it’s  like  —  but.  you  don’t  have  to  do  everything  on  your  own.  ❞   a  beat,  where  he’s  succinctly  aware  he’s  been  talking  too  much.  come  on  harrington,  not  your  best  work.   ❝  so.  y’know.  let’s  make  sure  everyone  makes  it  out,  okay?  ❞

[secondwlnd]

@uminoroi​​​​  said:  ❛  I  just  have  this  feeling  that  everything  is  going  to  work  out  just  fine.  ❜  hes  too  optimistic

                 cool,  coldwind  kind  of  blows,  but  hey  —   at  least  it’s  not  going  to  be  another  trial  spent  in  the  pitch-fucking-dark.  or  knee-deep in  swamp.  of  course,  they  don’t  know  who  the  hell’s  out  there,  yet.  and  this  old  crate  seems  as  good  a  place  as  any  to  stake  out  their  surroundings.  steve’s  gaze  does  a  swivel  from  left-to-right  over  the  pale  yellow  fields  for  miles  around.  no  chainsaw  rev,  no  otherwordly  screech.  so  far  so  good,  maybe.

                 steve,  distracted,  tugs  yoichi  down  after  him  by  the  sleeve.  absently,  he  thinks  the  bright  yellow  coat  might  actually  do  the  new  guy  some  favours  in  this  realm.  he  registers  the  other  survivor’s  words  in  delay,  both  brows  shooting  up  incredulously.    ❝  —  yeah,  uh-huh.  did  your  —    ❞  he  pauses,  twirls  his  finger  in  a  looping  motion;   ❝  e-s-p-n  tell  you  that,  or  what?  ❞    

                steve  huffs  a  derisive  sound,  parking  his  hand  firmly  on  his  hip;  

❝  —  anyway —    haven’t  you  ever  seen  a  movie,  man?  nothing  good  ever  happens  in  corn.  trust  me.  ❞    

[secondwlnd]

i thought i was going to redo my psd but good one @ me are u gonna redo 50 icons??? absolutely not <3  anyway tags post !