#|| i did Vaggie and Aggie for funsies

[mxthbladed]

@arachn0philia said: 📱 Send 📱 to see how my muse has yours in their phone!

Contact Name: Angel Dust Ringtone: Creature Comfort- Arcade Fire [Text Sent: Angel, for the love of my sanity and YOUR safety, I better not find another condom in the game room. ] [Text Received: lol no promises ] [Text Sent: I WILL kill you. ] [Text Received: bitch im already dead???? ] [Text Sent: Why is your texting such dog shit? ] [Text Received: r u a fuckn teacher or shakespear or smthn ] [Text Sent: DO I SOUND LIKE A DEAD WHITE GUY TO YOU, YOU FUCK?! ]

Contact Name: Angel Dust Ringtone: Tangerine- Glass Animals [Text Sent: Hey, Angel, I've got a question for you. ] [Text Received: whatever it is i didnt do it ok ] [Text Sent: I didn't say you were in trouble. I said I have a question. Pole dancing looks like it takes a lot of physical work. ] [Text Received: well yeah duh ] [Text Sent: well...would you mind giving me some pointers? I'm trying to work on my muscle control and my flexibility. ] [Text Sent: Angel? ] [Text Received: am i high rn ]