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-- Hoists up @tealtres and takes her away from @desuetmort.
"Since no one's gonna do it, might as well. Come on kid, that's enough bad words for one day."
See that, @mikroteros? Not complex.
#mikroteros#tealtres#desuetmort#|| dashcom.#why what might go wrong here#surely this is a surefire plan and nothing will stifle this
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"now i might be a bit old fashioned but i'd hope those that may or may not be thirsting for me would be brave enough to approach...i don't bite, hard."
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"Soooooo... you all are wanting to just... freak out and scream, eh? All right, I'm down for that, ehehehe. Count of three, let's all just scream. One... two... three... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
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He feels like shit and doesn't eat fruit or veg, surely these aren't connected
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"..."
"So all our loves feel like home??"
"We could make a love apartment complex. Love Cul de Sac"
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"I've no interest into sports. I'm more a music girl since I'm good at this."
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“The little tarantulas, the animals, I mean. They can go months at a time without eating… Some can even go years.
Unfortunately I am a glutton who loves eel sauce.”
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no you're right, that IS ridiculous
It's supported on the backs of three elephants which are STANDING on the turtle.
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I like my women like I like my coffee
Iced sometimes
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"SOUTAICHOU, WHAT THE ACTUAL F---"
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"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
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"......Why are we out ruining perfectly good cheese on people's abs? You all have lost your fucking minds. Stay away from me and my cheese."
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WE'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG. WHAT THE HELL IS THE DISCOURSE NOW
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Kuchel is just here like "Eh ...?" OwO"
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