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" @rangikuxmatsumoto . Get your shades, we're going spying on Soutaichou."
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"As the Edain youth say: LOL. LMAO, even."
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"No way the kinslayer in chief is talking shit about me."
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stabbing people is pretty satisfying.
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"In fairness, I once heard microchips described as 'Rocks we've tricked into thinking' and since then I can see why some people see magic in technology"
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"The fuck is a taint?"
#& talk to the talking hand cuz the face ain't hearing it (crack)#{OMG whyyyyy am I seeing ppl trying to claim Cy's taint on the dash?}#crack#{D is confused but staying out of it}#dashcom
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"now i might be a bit old fashioned but i'd hope those that may or may not be thirsting for me would be brave enough to approach...i don't bite, hard."
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The day I wake up cuddled next to Ed will be the day I realize I've been written into someone's fanfiction and there's only one bed. Then again, I'd rather sleep on the floor. Then again, I don't need to sleep. So many obstacles. Too bad.
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He feels like shit and doesn't eat fruit or veg, surely these aren't connected
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She's watching from a dark corner, tucked up out of the way so as not to bother anyone.
Such fragile, soft little bodies. So very, very vulnerable.
Coveted, like jewels.
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God fucking dammit--

"PEOPLE ARE TRYINA SLEEP HERE!!!"
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Oh. It's sinday... And no one's around.
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"I'm moving to Nargothrond."
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"you'd tell me if something was happening, wouldn't you?"
honey:
#LOADED QUESTION....#dashcom.#honey vc and ruin my laissez-faire silly little guy brand? make people worry instead of keeping them happy? as if.
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"So all our loves feel like home??"
"We could make a love apartment complex. Love Cul de Sac"
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