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[noonegetsleftbehind]

I'm THEY'RE back

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might i offer the sunglasses noodle man....

need i gift wrap it?

Me, realizing I've had this blog for a whole host of Sundays and not one of you horny motherfuckers has shown up looking for some freaky tentacle shit.

Where's your sense of adventure? Sure you might die afterwards but at least you'll die happy, right?

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hey... you want a spicy headcanon?

chris sleeps nude

you're welcome

[noonegetsleftbehind]

we gonna try something new this spicy Sunday.

hit that heart if you want a spicy starter (if you have a spicy sideblog remind me in the comments to tag that.) I will accept likes from current ships partners, current partners and even just mutuals or new partners who are interested in shipping.

length and spiciness of starters will vary. if you’re a multi be sure to let me know which muse or muses you want me to direct things to!

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I'm about to eat, but the call of something heavenly, plump and glorious dragged me here today to be productive after spending the last couple of days sick af again....

You cannot ignore the call of

D A T A S S

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@traumamade

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Send 🍆  for my muse’s reaction to being sent a very intentional nude - Still Accepting

[ Darling ] hello to you too

[ Darling ] you have a gorgeous cock, but it looks kind of lonely

[ Darling ] want me change that? i just got home

[noonegetsleftbehind]

psst

gonna quietly finish out this spicy day with this spicy headcanon

uncut. thick/girthy. 9-9.5 depending on arousal

you're welcome ;)

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Chris tries not to bother Leon when he's actually managed to sleep. God knows he understands the importance of being able to sleep for once. Both of them were well accustomed to either never being able to fall asleep or to waking up drenched in sweat and screaming. It used to be far worse for him, but had gotten much better since he spent most nights in bed with Leon.

Tonight had been a night where he himself couldn't manage to fall asleep. There was too much in his head and every time he closed his eyes all he saw were things he wanted to forget. He'd just laid there watching over Leon, focusing on the way his chest rose and fell with his breathing. Hell, he'd even snuggled in close to listen to his heart beat, hoping it might soothe him to sleep, but it hadn't.

Chris had the mistakes of letting his hands wander on the other man who was only in boxers beneath the covers. While doing so, he'd snuggled in a little closer and found himself grinding against his boyfriend. The more his hands moved, the more he couldn't get his mind off of Leon and needing more of him.

He gave in, finally, and gently stirred his boyfriend, telling him to wake up so he could suck his dick. The instant Leon was awake and responded with consent to him, Chris was already rolling the other man over, hands sliding his boxers down and freeing his cock. He didn't hesitate a single second more before he grabbed him, stroking him before his tongue swirled around his tip. He let his tongue guide Leon's cock into his mouth where he sucked on his tip before taking him in deep, tongue running along his shaft with a moan escaping him.

@noonegetsleftbehind sent ❛   wake  up   ,   i  wanna  suck  your  dick.   ❜ - (hahahhaaha probably the most chreon thing to ever come out of my chris's mouth)

He's got a feeling Chris knows he's already half-awake or the man may have never said anything to begin with considering how little sleep Leon has and how Chris always wants to take care of him.

He is, however, still half-asleep so when Chris tells him to wake up, and the reason behind it, it catches him a little by surprise. He is quick to recover though, lips parting in a chuckle as blue eyes slowly flutter open as he tilts his head to look at Chris.

"Well, how can I say no to that? You know I can never resist you."

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"I don't want to wait, I want you to fuck me right now."

Spicy Dialog - Still Accepting

No matter how much they fooled themselves into thinking they had even an ounce of ability to stay away from each other at work, they kept winding back up in the same situation. Chris couldn't deny that he felt more strongly for her than he had... Well, than he had for most anyone in his life. Still, both of them seemed to fight against the obvious, wanting to remain discreet. Coming forward with their relationship would mean admitting it and leaving themselves vulnerable to hurt.

So, instead of admitting things, here they were in his office again. Chris had suggested maybe they should wait until later and could meet at his home, but the instant those words come out of her mouth, brown eyes go wide and his brain practically short circuits. He quickly shoves what little is on his desk out of the way, kissing her with an obedient nod while he lifts her by the hips and lays her across his desk.

"Okay. I can do that." His hands run up her thighs before they find her skirt. He pulls that down and comes back for her panties, noting she had worked herself out of her top and bra. He observes her a moment, yanking his own shirt off before looking back down at her, feeling himself throbbing at the sight of her. It almost physically pains him and the way his heart skips a few beats and his stomach flip flops should be a sign to him that he'd fallen in love, but the thought is pushed away for the task at hand. "Christ you are so beautiful."

He lets one hand roam eagerly up her body, fingers warm and calloused against her soft bare flesh, before cupping at her breast. His thumb swirls around her nipple, watching it harden to his touch, as his fingers squeeze. His other hand has started working him out of his own pants and boxers before pushing her legs to spread her apart. His gaze flicks down, absolutely unable to resist dropping to his knees and burying his face in her pussy. His tongue, eager to taste her, flicks and dances against her clit before lapping down inside of her. He moans, eyes glancing up at her from between her legs.

Chris doesn't stay long before he sucks on her clit and kisses it, pulling himself back up to stand. Grabbing her by the hips, he positions himself before burying himself completely inside of her, gazing down at her. Even like this, on his desk with the taste of her on his tongue, he knew. He was never going to be able to resist Leonie and he didn't want to, either. "Ah.. You might have been right. Tonight might have been too long to wait."

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Send 🍆  for my muse’s reaction to being sent a very intentional nude - Still Accepting

[ pulchra immortui ] i get the feeling you're taking great joy in knowing what you do to me

[ pulchra immortui ] you look absolutely delicious

[ pulchra immortui ] and i'm sure you know you've made me hard and forced me to stay in my office for a while

[ pulchra immortui ] so unless you're touching yourself? i guess we're both in misery

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❛  you can do whatever you want to me.  ❜ (Leon)

Spicy Tension Prompts - Still Accepting

Chris gives a smirk before letting his lips travel down Leon's body starting at his neck. He takes his time, kissing, nipping and licking all over his body. His chest, his stomach, his hips... Chris's hands spread the other man's legs as his lips travel to thighs and brown eyes glance up at Leon. He shifts, tongue swirling and teasing at his partner's clit before he kisses there too. "Mmm.... Anything? Are you sure about that? Because there are a few things I have in mind, Leon..." He licks again before sucking it into his mouth for a few moments, letting it go slowly.

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@themultiversemerc plotted spicy starter

Nothing. That's all he had known when he met the man lying on top of him. Chris's arms wrapped up around him, clinging and pulling him down to press his lips to his. His hips arched off the bed, desperate for the friction and feel of his hard cock rubbing against the other man's. His lips parted enough for his tongue to seek entrance into the other man's mouth in a desire to taste him.

Chris's fingers dug into Arch's back, a moan escaping him as his hips buck up more and more to feel the other man against him. He's aching, throbbing in need of everything. All he cares about is this, clinging to every breath and heartbeat of the other man.

It had been months now since they'd first met. Sure it had started as a casual encounter between two men that were attracted to one another, but it had quickly grown into so much more. Something decidedly deeper. Chris felt less confused, less afraid and less like he wanted to die when he was with Arch. Whatever memories that were good, the other man was slowly helping him get back, but he was always there to help when the bad reared their ugly head like they were right now. His entire head hurt with an almost blinding intensity and flashes of monsters, a hand reaching for his but not quite making it and death flooded into his mind. Every flash of a memory felt like a jackhammer to his skull and he'd come to Arch to help make the pain stop.

There's a slight whimper from him, hips still bucking up to grind against him. "Please..." He was begging. Something in him told him that begging wasn't something he ever really did. "Fuck me. Just fuck me and make it stop. Make it all stop. Fuck me and make me feel nothing but you."

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♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

Spicy Little Meme - Still Accepting

Oh absolutely. He may, honestly, like the after sex cuddle more than the actual sex. Chris is a very, very loving and intimate guy. When he loves he loves hard both emotionally and physically. He craves that close, raw connection with another person. He loves protecting and caring for others and that 100% includes his partner. He is the big teddy bear type that will hold you so close and he will absolutely fall asleep holding you and stroking your hair or rubbing your back etc. He's the type that is so hands on that he will memorize every curve, inch, perfection and imperfection of his partner until he could legitimately know them blind and by touch alone. He loves to shower his partner in praises, words of love/affection and just general sweetness. This is his space to be completely open and candid with his feelings and emotions. So pillow talk is a big thing after too. He's incredibly gentle while still holding his partner strongly. He also loves to be the little spoon too. Being paid attention to like that is something he isn't that used to and he will just absolutely melt for his partner if they are the ones to do this. He will, however, still reciprocate. He can't not love big and with his whole fucking heart and soul. He gives so much in a relationship and makes for such a fierce, loyal, loving, protective, open and sweet lover/partner.

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Willing to get pegged?

Spicy Anon Hour - Still Accepting

He can feel the heat on his face, cheeks turning red. The words that flow from his lips are quiet with a sigh. God he fucking hates answering this shit. "I am, yeah."

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@facetedspades​

They’re gonna make some well deserved breakfast