#{weaknoodlebitchboi------OOC}

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who would like. some lucifer tea?

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ooc: ◻⬆

gophckyourself‌:

rkunwiired‌:

gophckyourself‌:

rkunwiired‌:

// @gophckyourself is a gem

ooc: NO

// yes.

ooc: ill fuckin fight you. no

// square up then.

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Get To Know The Mun

APPEARANCE

I am under 5‘5“ / I wear glasses/contacts / I have brown hair / I wear sweatshirts a lot / I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing / I have one or more piercings / I have at least one tattoo / I have green eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair / I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I don’t often smile / I am pleased with how I look / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backwards (fuccboi) / I prefer vintage to modern clothing / I wear certain articles of jewelry every day

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

I play a sport / I can play an instrument / I am artistic / I know more than one language / I have won a trophy in some sort of competition / I can cook or bake without a recipe / I know how to swim / I enjoy writing / I can do origami / I prefer movies to TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault / I enjoy singing / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year / I enjoy spending time with friends / I travel during school or work breaks / I can do a handstand / I know CPR and first-aid

EXPERIENCES

I have had my first kiss / I have gotten drunk / I have told a crush I like them / I have traveled outside of the country / I have flown on an airplane / I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours / I have had a near-death experience / I have caught something on fire / I have performed in a talent show / I have shot a gun / I have been on TV / I have gone scuba diving / I have broken a bone / I have slow-danced / I have gone on a shopping spree

RELATIONSHIPS

I am in a relationship / I have a crush / I have a best friend / I have known a friend for over ten years / I have a brother / I have a sister / I am the youngest child / I am the eldest child / I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / My crush has confessed to me / I have had a long-distance relationship / I am an only child / I give advice to my friends / I have made an online friend / I met up with someone I have met online

AESTHETICS

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sunrise / I enjoy rainy days / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / The sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach / I know what snow tastes like / I listen to music to fall asleep / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colors / I find mystery in the ocean / I enjoy hiking on nature paths / Autumn is my favorite season /

MISCELLANEOUS

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle / I am the mom friend / I live by a certain quote / I like the smell of Sharpies / I am involved in extracurricular activities / I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive stick-shift / I have memorized an entire song in a day / I believe in true love / I dream up scenarios to fall asleep / I sing in the shower / I wish I lived in a video game / I have a canopy above my bed / I am multi-racial / I am a redhead / I own at least three dogs or cats / I am LGBT+

tagged by: @itsameuhmultimuse tagging: @an-unlikely-duo @lieutenantgivesnoshits @thethreefaes @rk800isalive @heirrington @becomedeviant

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gophckyourself -> vexeddetective

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Pssssst, did you know you are amazing? And super talented? Cause you are and I adore you!!!

owo??? who put this positivity in my inbox??? you angel- thank you

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beat the shit out of gavin and then tell him you love him

youll remind him of his mother   :  )

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someone hit me with that....harry potter verse.

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If you had to sum up your muse in a sentence or a meme what would it be?

okay..this is tough- it’s come down to two memes.

or

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all you fuckers are into somnophilia  

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ANNOUNCEMENT

To your relief (or distaste) my RK900 will be becoming a side muse on this blog. 

[vexeddetective]

me: [thinks about @itsameuhmultimuse for one millisecond]

me: 

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few new verses (just two alternate ST ones) are up, subject to change within the next few days!

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HAPPY ESCAPE THE WOMB DAY! YOU DID IT! YOU'RE ALIVE! YOU'VE SURVIVED ANOTHER ROTATION AROUND THE SUN! GOOD JOB! KEEP DOING IT! I LOVE YOU!!! ❤️

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T’VE KEPT ME IN THE WOMB IF I WAS BORN THERE!!!!!!! IT’S FUCKIN’ BIRTH TIME

I LOVE YOU TOO!!

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//happy birthday!

birth!!!!!

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Happy Birth!

b i r t h!!

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ooc: do you ever re-write your muses backstory and give them +8 trauma